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It would be an action adventure, in which you must seek out many, many princess' and keep yourself looking really hot.
Level 1: Hair.
This level is tough, but necessarily so, as the Asian Prince is strong, the game is not for the week.
You must sculp your thick, strong hair into a really nice look, and make sure to keep it long at the back, so that the sun doesn't catch your neck.
If you fail to create a decent 'do then don't worry, it's not game over, you have the opportunity to redeem yourself by freestyling about your bad hair day. A microphone will be used for this part of the game, and if you can properly convey the correct level of frustration and annoyance you can progress to level 2.
Level 2: The hands.
A possible princess is going for a walk in the park with you. However it is cold. You do not feel the cold, for you are strong, but the princess will. You must vibrate your hands to keep her warm. This will be performed by the rapid pressing of alternative buttons. A 'rumble' feature will also be used, though be warned, for it will rumble a great deal, and only those that are strong, and have much stamina will be able to hold on for long enough to progress to level 3.
Level 3: Harley hair.
This level allows you to ride your Harley really fast, without a helmet. Every time you see a princess you must stop, remove your gloves, and run your hands through your thick hair. Failure to stop for every princess will cause you to fial the level. It doesn't matter if you crash, for the Asian Prince is incredibly wealthy and replacing a Harley would not dent his considerable wealth. It would be much like 'Road Rash' without other bikers, or fighting, just being bad would be enough.
Level 4: Dress for success
You have been invited to a party, but it is with a number of students. You must dress down to fit in. Choose the attire of the Prince, but do not allow your choices to exceed a total of $5000.
Level 5: Party time.
Here you must show of you're great ability to drink large quantities of alcohol, without being effected. The more you drink, the more you shall impress possible princess'. Whilst doing this, you must also dissuade the princess' from drinking. I guess this level would be a bit of a button basher, but it shouldn't be tough for one with vibrating hands.
Level 6: Hill walk
Here you must demonstrate your mighty strength and stamina, by returning the princess' to their homes at the top of the hill. You must carry them both, at once, to the top of a steep hill, as you are chivalrous. You are strong so it must not exhaust you.
Level 7: Dorm raid.
This is the final level. You must use your ninja-like skills to sneak past the guards to the girls dorm, and visit the young virgins one at a time, and tell them that their first time must be with someone special. You have incredible stamina, so should be able to visit all of the girls in the dorm, and sneak out before dawn, again using your ninja skills. It would be a bit liek Metal Gear Solid, only harder, for the Asian Prince has a badboy lifestyle.
Any more ideas for this game?
Level 1: Hair.
This level is tough, but necessarily so, as the Asian Prince is strong, the game is not for the week.
You must sculp your thick, strong hair into a really nice look, and make sure to keep it long at the back, so that the sun doesn't catch your neck.
If you fail to create a decent 'do then don't worry, it's not game over, you have the opportunity to redeem yourself by freestyling about your bad hair day. A microphone will be used for this part of the game, and if you can properly convey the correct level of frustration and annoyance you can progress to level 2.
Level 2: The hands.
A possible princess is going for a walk in the park with you. However it is cold. You do not feel the cold, for you are strong, but the princess will. You must vibrate your hands to keep her warm. This will be performed by the rapid pressing of alternative buttons. A 'rumble' feature will also be used, though be warned, for it will rumble a great deal, and only those that are strong, and have much stamina will be able to hold on for long enough to progress to level 3.
Level 3: Harley hair.
This level allows you to ride your Harley really fast, without a helmet. Every time you see a princess you must stop, remove your gloves, and run your hands through your thick hair. Failure to stop for every princess will cause you to fial the level. It doesn't matter if you crash, for the Asian Prince is incredibly wealthy and replacing a Harley would not dent his considerable wealth. It would be much like 'Road Rash' without other bikers, or fighting, just being bad would be enough.
Level 4: Dress for success
You have been invited to a party, but it is with a number of students. You must dress down to fit in. Choose the attire of the Prince, but do not allow your choices to exceed a total of $5000.
Level 5: Party time.
Here you must show of you're great ability to drink large quantities of alcohol, without being effected. The more you drink, the more you shall impress possible princess'. Whilst doing this, you must also dissuade the princess' from drinking. I guess this level would be a bit of a button basher, but it shouldn't be tough for one with vibrating hands.
Level 6: Hill walk
Here you must demonstrate your mighty strength and stamina, by returning the princess' to their homes at the top of the hill. You must carry them both, at once, to the top of a steep hill, as you are chivalrous. You are strong so it must not exhaust you.
Level 7: Dorm raid.
This is the final level. You must use your ninja-like skills to sneak past the guards to the girls dorm, and visit the young virgins one at a time, and tell them that their first time must be with someone special. You have incredible stamina, so should be able to visit all of the girls in the dorm, and sneak out before dawn, again using your ninja skills. It would be a bit liek Metal Gear Solid, only harder, for the Asian Prince has a badboy lifestyle.
Any more ideas for this game?
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Meka Dragon wrote:
you have the opportunity to redeem yourself by freestyling about your bad
> hair day.
LOL
you have the opportunity to redeem yourself by freestyling about your bad
> hair day.
LOL
But in a chivalrous way.
The last boss would have to be the evil barber, who tries to shave the Asian Prince's badass facial hair and cut his fluffy badass hair.
And then you get to face the REAL enemy... Dustin Thingy aka Screech for Saved By the Bell, who challenges the Asian Prince's sexuality. Thus you must ravage as many Princesses as possible to defend your fierece hetero-sexuality from Screech. If you fail then you lose your crown and lose everyone's respect.
And then you get to face the REAL enemy... Dustin Thingy aka Screech for Saved By the Bell, who challenges the Asian Prince's sexuality. Thus you must ravage as many Princesses as possible to defend your fierece hetero-sexuality from Screech. If you fail then you lose your crown and lose everyone's respect.
odd but it'll do..........
Though there should definitely be 'vibrating hands' bonus stages.
YES!
You can jack sexy vans and cruise being a badass.
Other people would try and pull you over to laugh and point, but you just run your hands through your strong hair and freestyle your way out of trouble.
"I am very intelligent"
You can jack sexy vans and cruise being a badass.
Other people would try and pull you over to laugh and point, but you just run your hands through your strong hair and freestyle your way out of trouble.
"I am very intelligent"
I think Rockstar should develop it. It would lose it's linear levels, and just have you able to wander around the town, being the Prince. You could try to attract the ladies, and drive really fast, and buy tiger fur shirts. Maybe new areas of the game would open up once you had slept with specific women.
Or if you had a bad hair day.
Or if you had a bad hair day.
This game rules.
But having no moustache makes you feel less of a man, so you must avoid barbers
But having no moustache makes you feel less of a man, so you must avoid barbers
Level 8: Midnight walk
Since you are so romantic, you have taken one of the princesses out on a moonlight stroll. Unfortunately, you are set upon by some muggers. As you are tough and strong, you should be able to fend them off easily.
Since you are so romantic, you have taken one of the princesses out on a moonlight stroll. Unfortunately, you are set upon by some muggers. As you are tough and strong, you should be able to fend them off easily.
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