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"Dates"

As in dating dates dates date

What would be the sort of date that you'd enjoy?

El Viking wrote:
> Am I getting the impression Very_Metal doesn't like "Making
> babies?" X^D

i can`t think of anything scarier.

kids are definitely not for me, none of my personalities have the patience :(

Marink wrote:
> The Top Ten Things To Say On A Date:
>
> 10. What's your name again?
>
> 9. That's not how my ex does things.
>
> 8. Please move into my parent's basement with me.
>
> 7. I wish I didn't kill my last girlfriend!
>
> 6. Did you use to be a guy?
>
> 5. I've got to be honest with you. I have aids.
>
> 4. I'm sorry, but I don't feel like paying the bill. Could you
> do it?
>
> 3. Buy your own damn popcorn!
>
> 2. Not now! I'm watching TV.
>
> 1. Not now! I'm playing on Xbox Live.

add the this one: Would i be wasting my time if asked if you would like a drink?

spoonbeast wrote:
> truth be told. I am a god damn loser.
>
> Never been on a date and i wouldn't even know how to ask a
> stranger who isn't talking to me to go on a date.


Aw. *hugs spoonbeast* No worries mate.. admittedly, I'm a loser-magnet.. see how I've just been drawn to your post?? Anyways, it's those losers on the other end of the spectrum, with the HUGE ego's (and switching alter-ego's too) that I worry about.

Just smile :)

Am I getting the impression Very_Metal doesn't like "Making babies?" X^D

@ngeI wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
>
> if they mean that much to you, i`ll just buy you some mate ;)
>
> Great!, ill be waiting for them!

bluff called.

curses!

The Top Ten Things To Say On A Date:

10. What's your name again?

9. That's not how my ex does things.

8. Please move into my parent's basement with me.

7. I wish I didn't kill my last girlfriend!

6. Did you use to be a guy?

5. I've got to be honest with you. I have aids.

4. I'm sorry, but I don't feel like paying the bill. Could you do it?

3. Buy your own damn popcorn!

2. Not now! I'm watching TV.

1. Not now! I'm playing on Xbox Live.

Very_Metal wrote:

> if they mean that much to you, i`ll just buy you some mate ;)

Great!, ill be waiting for them!

@ngeI wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
>
> probably a good idea for an ultra fertile individual like
> yourself ;)
>
> ....2 more and you get a set of steak knives :D
>
> Ooooh steak knives.... ;)

if they mean that much to you, i`ll just buy you some mate ;)

truth be told. I am a god damn loser.

Never been on a date and i wouldn't even know how to ask a stranger who isn't talking to me to go on a date.

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