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First out is Steve Blackman (Ant) with his duffel bag full of ‘goodies’. This man is Hardcore to the bone and is certainly deadly with his martial arts.
Steve Blackman is waiting in the ring. The A.P.A music hits and the announcer introduces us to the Acolytes Protection Agency. Wait a minute, no one is coming out of the back! Where are the A.P.A? Bradshaw and Faarooq are booked for this match.
We have a camera searching for them in the back. Blackman (Ant) is furious with this no show. I think we have found them. The camera feed appears on the titantron. The A.P.A are just sitting there in their office! Well, Steve Blackman is looking bewildered in the ring.
Steve Blackman has had enough. The A.P.A are just taunting him in the back. Steve Blackman is slowly walking up the ramp with the ref. Hopefully, this match will be underway in a few moments. Wait a moment! Crash (Grandprix) out of nowhere is attacking the A.P.A! This is suicide! The A.P.A are manhandling Crash. OUCH! Straight through the A.P.A office door! Crash is out!
“Damn!”
Steve Blackman (Ant) rushes to the back but the A.P.A are waiting for him. They are just taking Steve Blackman apart. Clubs to the back of the neck. Knees to the stomach. This is relentless. This is more like a two on one match then a triple threat match. Steve Blackman’s head is just bouncing of the walls!
I don’t think the A.P.A care about the match. They just want to destroy Steve Blackman! Hold on! Crash (Grandprix) has returned! Bradshaw grabs his head… SMASH! Straight through a window!!!! Crash looks unconscious and is busted wide open!
Faarooq (Longy) now is destroying Steve Blackman (Ant). Bradshaw (Kid Rock) is setting up a table. Faarooq sets Blackman up, THE DOMINATOR!!! REVERSED!! Faarooq turns round… SUPER KICK!!! Faarooq is flat on his back! Cover… 1, 2… Bradshaw with the save!
Bradshaw has had enough of this. Kicks to the back. Faarooq is slowly getting back up. Bradshaw whips Steve Blackman toward Faarooq… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Put a fork in this match! It is done! Steve Blackman looks out cold! Bradshaw looks like he doesn’t want any sign of life left in Steve Blackman! Bradshaw has a chair! He is slowly walking towards Blackman. Hold on! A noise! Sounds like a door opening! Bradshaw is curious and peeks round the door. VAN DAMINATOR! RVD JUST APPEARED!! RVD (Rickoss) just walks off as though nothing had happened. Bradshaw is in agony!
Faarooq (Longy) goes to check on Bradshaw (Kid Rock). Blackman (Ant) from nowhere! German suplex pin! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Faarooq kicked out barely. Almost caught him by surprise. Faarooq is furious! He grabs the chair… WHACK! Straight over Blackman’s head! He falls like a sack of potatoes!
Bradshaw is slowly getting back to his feet. He is livid! He is remonstrating with Faarooq to lift up Blackman! Blackman is in big trouble! Bradshaw charges! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! NO! STEVE BLACKMAN DUCKED AND BRADSHAW HIT FAAROOQ! BRADSHAW CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Bradshaw (Kid Rock) looks at Steve Blackman (Ant). How is Blackman still alive? This is it! The killer blow! Bradshaw picks up the chair! He lifts it up! LOW BLOW!! But it can’t be Blackman. So who is it? IT’S AL SNOW! HE HAS A KENDO STICK!! THWACK! STRAIGHT OVER BRADSHAW’S HEAD! Al puts Blackman over Bradshaw’s body. 1… 2… 3!!!!!! HOW DID BLACKMAN WIN THAT?
Al Snow is carrying Blackman away from what remains of the A.P.A. Blackman is No.1 contender but at what cost?
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: STEVE BLACKMAN (Ant)
> Wahey! I came over all the odds to become the no.1 contender! Soon I will become
> a quadruple champion!
Great match Matt, very original and hardcore. Our
> hardcore matches rule. :D
Damn right they rule Ant, especially with Cong Man and Grandprix writing them! ;-)
Great match Matt, very original and hardcore. Our hardcore matches rule. :D
Well written anyway.
First out is Steve Blackman (Ant) with his duffel bag full of ‘goodies’. This man is Hardcore to the bone and is certainly deadly with his martial arts.
Steve Blackman is waiting in the ring. The A.P.A music hits and the announcer introduces us to the Acolytes Protection Agency. Wait a minute, no one is coming out of the back! Where are the A.P.A? Bradshaw and Faarooq are booked for this match.
We have a camera searching for them in the back. Blackman (Ant) is furious with this no show. I think we have found them. The camera feed appears on the titantron. The A.P.A are just sitting there in their office! Well, Steve Blackman is looking bewildered in the ring.
Steve Blackman has had enough. The A.P.A are just taunting him in the back. Steve Blackman is slowly walking up the ramp with the ref. Hopefully, this match will be underway in a few moments. Wait a moment! Crash (Grandprix) out of nowhere is attacking the A.P.A! This is suicide! The A.P.A are manhandling Crash. OUCH! Straight through the A.P.A office door! Crash is out!
“Damn!”
Steve Blackman (Ant) rushes to the back but the A.P.A are waiting for him. They are just taking Steve Blackman apart. Clubs to the back of the neck. Knees to the stomach. This is relentless. This is more like a two on one match then a triple threat match. Steve Blackman’s head is just bouncing of the walls!
I don’t think the A.P.A care about the match. They just want to destroy Steve Blackman! Hold on! Crash (Grandprix) has returned! Bradshaw grabs his head… SMASH! Straight through a window!!!! Crash looks unconscious and is busted wide open!
Faarooq (Longy) now is destroying Steve Blackman (Ant). Bradshaw (Kid Rock) is setting up a table. Faarooq sets Blackman up, THE DOMINATOR!!! REVERSED!! Faarooq turns round… SUPER KICK!!! Faarooq is flat on his back! Cover… 1, 2… Bradshaw with the save!
Bradshaw has had enough of this. Kicks to the back. Faarooq is slowly getting back up. Bradshaw whips Steve Blackman toward Faarooq… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Put a fork in this match! It is done! Steve Blackman looks out cold! Bradshaw looks like he doesn’t want any sign of life left in Steve Blackman! Bradshaw has a chair! He is slowly walking towards Blackman. Hold on! A noise! Sounds like a door opening! Bradshaw is curious and peeks round the door. VAN DAMINATOR! RVD JUST APPEARED!! RVD (Rickoss) just walks off as though nothing had happened. Bradshaw is in agony!
Faarooq (Longy) goes to check on Bradshaw (Kid Rock). Blackman (Ant) from nowhere! German suplex pin! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Faarooq kicked out barely. Almost caught him by surprise. Faarooq is furious! He grabs the chair… WHACK! Straight over Blackman’s head! He falls like a sack of potatoes!
Bradshaw is slowly getting back to his feet. He is livid! He is remonstrating with Faarooq to lift up Blackman! Blackman is in big trouble! Bradshaw charges! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! NO! STEVE BLACKMAN DUCKED AND BRADSHAW HIT FAAROOQ! BRADSHAW CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Bradshaw (Kid Rock) looks at Steve Blackman (Ant). How is Blackman still alive? This is it! The killer blow! Bradshaw picks up the chair! He lifts it up! LOW BLOW!! But it can’t be Blackman. So who is it? IT’S AL SNOW! HE HAS A KENDO STICK!! THWACK! STRAIGHT OVER BRADSHAW’S HEAD! Al puts Blackman over Bradshaw’s body. 1… 2… 3!!!!!! HOW DID BLACKMAN WIN THAT?
Al Snow is carrying Blackman away from what remains of the A.P.A. Blackman is No.1 contender but at what cost?
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: STEVE BLACKMAN (Ant)