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Just got this in an email - I liked it :-)
>The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
>enough Frequent
>Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of
>things. Mike asks
>if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
>money, etc.
>
>Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
>it?" asks Maureen.
>
> The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues
>and finally
>the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one
>another.
>Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
>He's got
>only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch
>thick.
>
>"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
>"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
>Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
>"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
>With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
>impressively long.
>"Well," she coos, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
>"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
>member grows
>wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the
>woman.
>
> "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
>The next day, the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir
>separate ways.
>As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
>"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful." "How about
>you?"
>"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
>She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
>The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
>enough Frequent
>Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of
>things. Mike asks
>if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
>money, etc.
>
>Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
>it?" asks Maureen.
>
> The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues
>and finally
>the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one
>another.
>Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
>He's got
>only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch
>thick.
>
>"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
>"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
>Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
>"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
>With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
>impressively long.
>"Well," she coos, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
>"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
>member grows
>wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the
>woman.
>
> "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
>The next day, the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir
>separate ways.
>As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
>"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful." "How about
>you?"
>"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
>She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
lol, thats a good 'un
Oh look, a link! Why doesn't someone see where it goes? (N.B There is a space between "reserve." and "co" - delete it.)
http://ukchatforums.reserve. co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=68429&forumid=419
http://ukchatforums.reserve. co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=68429&forumid=419
I like fish
I've heard it before...
Not really ~that~ good...
There be better fish in the sea...
Not really ~that~ good...
There be better fish in the sea...
Lol. :)
Glad you liked.
Hehe.
perty good
lol, you have weird email friends.
Just got this in an email - I liked it :-)
>The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
>enough Frequent
>Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of
>things. Mike asks
>if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
>money, etc.
>
>Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
>it?" asks Maureen.
>
> The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues
>and finally
>the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one
>another.
>Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
>He's got
>only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch
>thick.
>
>"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
>"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
>Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
>"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
>With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
>impressively long.
>"Well," she coos, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
>"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
>member grows
>wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the
>woman.
>
> "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
>The next day, the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir
>separate ways.
>As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
>"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful." "How about
>you?"
>"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
>She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"
>The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
>enough Frequent
>Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of
>things. Mike asks
>if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
>money, etc.
>
>Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
>it?" asks Maureen.
>
> The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues
>and finally
>the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one
>another.
>Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
>He's got
>only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch
>thick.
>
>"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
>"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
>Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
>"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
>With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
>impressively long.
>"Well," she coos, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
>"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
>member grows
>wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the
>woman.
>
> "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
>The next day, the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir
>separate ways.
>As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
>"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful." "How about
>you?"
>"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
>She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"