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Hideo Kojima has already leaked plans for the latest incarnation of Solid Snake to appear on the transparent Xbox next week.
In this game, Snake's mission is twofold:
To infiltrate the top secret area of the charts and remain undetected for months. When discovered, alarms will sound throughout the rock fraternity and gaurds will chase you.
Dressed in hoodies and baggy jeans with those massive key-chains.
The 2nd part of Snake's mission is to sneak aboard a shadowy new enemy called "The Bandwagon".
The only thing Kojima will say for now is "There is the original, and then you must fight for space on the bandwagon."
Special weapons to help include:
A midget sidekick (The Kid Rock-Attack)
A stupid name (Coby Dick-Smack attack)
Vaguely sexual bandname (Limp Bizkit attack)
--
The plot revolves around a group of impressionable people that control the worlds charts, known as "The Kids".
You must try and prove to "The Kids" how you can keep it real.
By swearing lots and flipping your finger as often as possible.
If "The Kids" choose to notice you, then you have precisely 2 months in which to infiltrate the chart and board the bandwagon before you are flung back into obscurity.
In order to fit in, Solid Snake will have his name changed to "Shouty Sean Angsty", wear a red cap and draw loads of tattoos of skulls and stuff on his arms.
One special bonus level includes the
"I HATE YOU MUM!" level, where you have to trash your bedroom within 4 minutes before "mum" comes up and tells you off.
Nu-Metal Gear Solid:
Parents are mean and school is stupid
In this game, Snake's mission is twofold:
To infiltrate the top secret area of the charts and remain undetected for months. When discovered, alarms will sound throughout the rock fraternity and gaurds will chase you.
Dressed in hoodies and baggy jeans with those massive key-chains.
The 2nd part of Snake's mission is to sneak aboard a shadowy new enemy called "The Bandwagon".
The only thing Kojima will say for now is "There is the original, and then you must fight for space on the bandwagon."
Special weapons to help include:
A midget sidekick (The Kid Rock-Attack)
A stupid name (Coby Dick-Smack attack)
Vaguely sexual bandname (Limp Bizkit attack)
--
The plot revolves around a group of impressionable people that control the worlds charts, known as "The Kids".
You must try and prove to "The Kids" how you can keep it real.
By swearing lots and flipping your finger as often as possible.
If "The Kids" choose to notice you, then you have precisely 2 months in which to infiltrate the chart and board the bandwagon before you are flung back into obscurity.
In order to fit in, Solid Snake will have his name changed to "Shouty Sean Angsty", wear a red cap and draw loads of tattoos of skulls and stuff on his arms.
One special bonus level includes the
"I HATE YOU MUM!" level, where you have to trash your bedroom within 4 minutes before "mum" comes up and tells you off.
Nu-Metal Gear Solid:
Parents are mean and school is stupid
Maybe, I just came up with a title and tried to get something to fit it.
Hey, that's like pop!
Hey, that's like pop!
Riiiiight. Quite funny, although a pop version of a agme would be funnier, as pop is more popular (obviously) and featues in the charts a hell of a lot more.
Hideo Kojima has already leaked plans for the latest incarnation of Solid Snake to appear on the transparent Xbox next week.
In this game, Snake's mission is twofold:
To infiltrate the top secret area of the charts and remain undetected for months. When discovered, alarms will sound throughout the rock fraternity and gaurds will chase you.
Dressed in hoodies and baggy jeans with those massive key-chains.
The 2nd part of Snake's mission is to sneak aboard a shadowy new enemy called "The Bandwagon".
The only thing Kojima will say for now is "There is the original, and then you must fight for space on the bandwagon."
Special weapons to help include:
A midget sidekick (The Kid Rock-Attack)
A stupid name (Coby Dick-Smack attack)
Vaguely sexual bandname (Limp Bizkit attack)
--
The plot revolves around a group of impressionable people that control the worlds charts, known as "The Kids".
You must try and prove to "The Kids" how you can keep it real.
By swearing lots and flipping your finger as often as possible.
If "The Kids" choose to notice you, then you have precisely 2 months in which to infiltrate the chart and board the bandwagon before you are flung back into obscurity.
In order to fit in, Solid Snake will have his name changed to "Shouty Sean Angsty", wear a red cap and draw loads of tattoos of skulls and stuff on his arms.
One special bonus level includes the
"I HATE YOU MUM!" level, where you have to trash your bedroom within 4 minutes before "mum" comes up and tells you off.
Nu-Metal Gear Solid:
Parents are mean and school is stupid
In this game, Snake's mission is twofold:
To infiltrate the top secret area of the charts and remain undetected for months. When discovered, alarms will sound throughout the rock fraternity and gaurds will chase you.
Dressed in hoodies and baggy jeans with those massive key-chains.
The 2nd part of Snake's mission is to sneak aboard a shadowy new enemy called "The Bandwagon".
The only thing Kojima will say for now is "There is the original, and then you must fight for space on the bandwagon."
Special weapons to help include:
A midget sidekick (The Kid Rock-Attack)
A stupid name (Coby Dick-Smack attack)
Vaguely sexual bandname (Limp Bizkit attack)
--
The plot revolves around a group of impressionable people that control the worlds charts, known as "The Kids".
You must try and prove to "The Kids" how you can keep it real.
By swearing lots and flipping your finger as often as possible.
If "The Kids" choose to notice you, then you have precisely 2 months in which to infiltrate the chart and board the bandwagon before you are flung back into obscurity.
In order to fit in, Solid Snake will have his name changed to "Shouty Sean Angsty", wear a red cap and draw loads of tattoos of skulls and stuff on his arms.
One special bonus level includes the
"I HATE YOU MUM!" level, where you have to trash your bedroom within 4 minutes before "mum" comes up and tells you off.
Nu-Metal Gear Solid:
Parents are mean and school is stupid