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The Story Of Tiltawhirls First Step
Once upon a time there was a little baby called Tiltawhirl, he is 5 months old, and he wasn’t a very nice little boy, when he was one day one month old he scratched his Fathers eye out, so he only has one. His mother is called Starlight and his Father is called Ant. They had another child called Doughnut Monster, he is 4.
One day Starlight and Ant invited there good friend Ice Blaster over to there house, but he wasn’t good at all he was a druggy, and he’s very very bad, because he does really bad things like drink alcohol.
Knock! Knock! Ant answered the door “hi Ice blaster just come in” Ant said “hi Ant” Ice blaster replied, Ant and Ice Blaster walked into the sitting room “hi Starlight” Ice Blaster said and then smiled “hi Ice Blaster” Starlight replied and then smiled back, “take a seat” Ant said, and when he just about to sit down suddenly “Mum come and wipe my bum” Doughnut Monster shouted, Starlight walked to the bathroom to wipe her suns bum. “any way do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee?” Ant asked “do you have any wisky?” Ice Blaster replied “no but we have wine” Ant said “no I’ll be alright” Ice Blaster replied. Starlight comes back “drink anyone” Starlight says “no thanks” Ant said “me neither” Ice blaster replied, Tiltawhirl started crying starlight goes to see what’s wrong “what is it” Ant says to Starlight “he needs a new nappy” starlight sighed BANG! Ant looks out the window and he sees a 14 year old boy called RiCkOsS smashing the plant pots and stamping on he flowers, “clear off go on clear off” Ant screams, and while he’s looking out the window Ice Blaster puts an ornament of a glass wale in his pocket. Starlight comes back “what was that” Starlight said “it was just RiCkOsS again” Ant sighed, “well does anyone want lemon cake?” Starlight asked and then smiled “yes please” Ice Blaster said “same for me” Ant replied. Doughnut Monster came though all messy and smelling of lemon cake, “it looks like we won’t be having lemon cake after all” Starlight said, “well should we go to the pub now?” Ant said “yeah OK” Ice Blaster Replied “and you be a good boy” Starlight said to Doughnut Monster.
They walk into the pub to see Salevaa lying on the floor drunk “more alcohol more alcohol” Salevaa said but then fell asleep, “well lets not have to much” Starlight said in a scared voice, “well I’ll have a bottle of vodka” Ice Blaster said to the bar tender. Ant looked at the fish tank and saw a fish with an afro, he said to the bar tender “nice fish what’s it’s name?” “Afro Joe” the bar tender replied “call me Slik” the bar tender said “Slik I’ll just have some wine” Starlight said “I’ll have a pint” Ant said to Slik so everyone had there drinks “We’d better go now” Ant said to Ice Blaster “same here” Ice Blaster replied, so as soon as they came out the pub a car was going about 50 miles an hour when it hit into the wall on the pub and smashed all the windows. “Who’s he?” Ant said “oh he’s Jetster” Ice Blaster Replied, and they all went home.
Though the months time passed and as it passed Tiltawhirl leant more things like eating jam and……. Well that’s it but he became bigger. After a while it was only one day before Tiltawirl was 1 year old.
“Right now everyone to bed” Ant said.
Morning came and everyone came down stairs at about 8:00 AM Ant was just about to go and get Tiltawhirl when he came walking down “he’s walking” Ant shouted to Starlight “what” she replied “Tiltawhirls walking” Ant said to Starlight “his first step” starlight said to Ant “MUM GET ME SOME SWEETS” Doughnut monster shouted
THE END
Once upon a time there was a little baby called Tiltawhirl, he is 5 months old, and he wasn’t a very nice little boy, when he was one day one month old he scratched his Fathers eye out, so he only has one. His mother is called Starlight and his Father is called Ant. They had another child called Doughnut Monster, he is 4.
One day Starlight and Ant invited there good friend Ice Blaster over to there house, but he wasn’t good at all he was a druggy, and he’s very very bad, because he does really bad things like drink alcohol.
Knock! Knock! Ant answered the door “hi Ice blaster just come in” Ant said “hi Ant” Ice blaster replied, Ant and Ice Blaster walked into the sitting room “hi Starlight” Ice Blaster said and then smiled “hi Ice Blaster” Starlight replied and then smiled back, “take a seat” Ant said, and when he just about to sit down suddenly “Mum come and wipe my bum” Doughnut Monster shouted, Starlight walked to the bathroom to wipe her suns bum. “any way do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee?” Ant asked “do you have any wisky?” Ice Blaster replied “no but we have wine” Ant said “no I’ll be alright” Ice Blaster replied. Starlight comes back “drink anyone” Starlight says “no thanks” Ant said “me neither” Ice blaster replied, Tiltawhirl started crying starlight goes to see what’s wrong “what is it” Ant says to Starlight “he needs a new nappy” starlight sighed BANG! Ant looks out the window and he sees a 14 year old boy called RiCkOsS smashing the plant pots and stamping on he flowers, “clear off go on clear off” Ant screams, and while he’s looking out the window Ice Blaster puts an ornament of a glass wale in his pocket. Starlight comes back “what was that” Starlight said “it was just RiCkOsS again” Ant sighed, “well does anyone want lemon cake?” Starlight asked and then smiled “yes please” Ice Blaster said “same for me” Ant replied. Doughnut Monster came though all messy and smelling of lemon cake, “it looks like we won’t be having lemon cake after all” Starlight said, “well should we go to the pub now?” Ant said “yeah OK” Ice Blaster Replied “and you be a good boy” Starlight said to Doughnut Monster.
They walk into the pub to see Salevaa lying on the floor drunk “more alcohol more alcohol” Salevaa said but then fell asleep, “well lets not have to much” Starlight said in a scared voice, “well I’ll have a bottle of vodka” Ice Blaster said to the bar tender. Ant looked at the fish tank and saw a fish with an afro, he said to the bar tender “nice fish what’s it’s name?” “Afro Joe” the bar tender replied “call me Slik” the bar tender said “Slik I’ll just have some wine” Starlight said “I’ll have a pint” Ant said to Slik so everyone had there drinks “We’d better go now” Ant said to Ice Blaster “same here” Ice Blaster replied, so as soon as they came out the pub a car was going about 50 miles an hour when it hit into the wall on the pub and smashed all the windows. “Who’s he?” Ant said “oh he’s Jetster” Ice Blaster Replied, and they all went home.
Though the months time passed and as it passed Tiltawhirl leant more things like eating jam and……. Well that’s it but he became bigger. After a while it was only one day before Tiltawirl was 1 year old.
“Right now everyone to bed” Ant said.
Morning came and everyone came down stairs at about 8:00 AM Ant was just about to go and get Tiltawhirl when he came walking down “he’s walking” Ant shouted to Starlight “what” she replied “Tiltawhirls walking” Ant said to Starlight “his first step” starlight said to Ant “MUM GET ME SOME SWEETS” Doughnut monster shouted
THE END
Aint this just the cutest....
I think youve got yourself a nice little friend here Tiltawhirl
I think youve got yourself a nice little friend here Tiltawhirl
I'm scared too Tiltawhirl.
I would never ask my mum to wipe my but!
But thanks for including me no.2.
I would never ask my mum to wipe my but!
But thanks for including me no.2.
Or†ega wrote:
> Quality...weird...but quality.
I agree, thanks for including me though n.o2 :D
slik ~_~
> Quality...weird...but quality.
I agree, thanks for including me though n.o2 :D
slik ~_~
Quality...weird...but quality.
I'm really scared.
Not bad for a first attempt No.2, it was a bit strange in bits, and when you said you'd include me I thought you actually would include me more than just, "there is a fish"
But anyway, not bad for a first. ;-)
But anyway, not bad for a first. ;-)
The Story Of Tiltawhirls First Step
Once upon a time there was a little baby called Tiltawhirl, he is 5 months old, and he wasn’t a very nice little boy, when he was one day one month old he scratched his Fathers eye out, so he only has one. His mother is called Starlight and his Father is called Ant. They had another child called Doughnut Monster, he is 4.
One day Starlight and Ant invited there good friend Ice Blaster over to there house, but he wasn’t good at all he was a druggy, and he’s very very bad, because he does really bad things like drink alcohol.
Knock! Knock! Ant answered the door “hi Ice blaster just come in” Ant said “hi Ant” Ice blaster replied, Ant and Ice Blaster walked into the sitting room “hi Starlight” Ice Blaster said and then smiled “hi Ice Blaster” Starlight replied and then smiled back, “take a seat” Ant said, and when he just about to sit down suddenly “Mum come and wipe my bum” Doughnut Monster shouted, Starlight walked to the bathroom to wipe her suns bum. “any way do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee?” Ant asked “do you have any wisky?” Ice Blaster replied “no but we have wine” Ant said “no I’ll be alright” Ice Blaster replied. Starlight comes back “drink anyone” Starlight says “no thanks” Ant said “me neither” Ice blaster replied, Tiltawhirl started crying starlight goes to see what’s wrong “what is it” Ant says to Starlight “he needs a new nappy” starlight sighed BANG! Ant looks out the window and he sees a 14 year old boy called RiCkOsS smashing the plant pots and stamping on he flowers, “clear off go on clear off” Ant screams, and while he’s looking out the window Ice Blaster puts an ornament of a glass wale in his pocket. Starlight comes back “what was that” Starlight said “it was just RiCkOsS again” Ant sighed, “well does anyone want lemon cake?” Starlight asked and then smiled “yes please” Ice Blaster said “same for me” Ant replied. Doughnut Monster came though all messy and smelling of lemon cake, “it looks like we won’t be having lemon cake after all” Starlight said, “well should we go to the pub now?” Ant said “yeah OK” Ice Blaster Replied “and you be a good boy” Starlight said to Doughnut Monster.
They walk into the pub to see Salevaa lying on the floor drunk “more alcohol more alcohol” Salevaa said but then fell asleep, “well lets not have to much” Starlight said in a scared voice, “well I’ll have a bottle of vodka” Ice Blaster said to the bar tender. Ant looked at the fish tank and saw a fish with an afro, he said to the bar tender “nice fish what’s it’s name?” “Afro Joe” the bar tender replied “call me Slik” the bar tender said “Slik I’ll just have some wine” Starlight said “I’ll have a pint” Ant said to Slik so everyone had there drinks “We’d better go now” Ant said to Ice Blaster “same here” Ice Blaster replied, so as soon as they came out the pub a car was going about 50 miles an hour when it hit into the wall on the pub and smashed all the windows. “Who’s he?” Ant said “oh he’s Jetster” Ice Blaster Replied, and they all went home.
Though the months time passed and as it passed Tiltawhirl leant more things like eating jam and……. Well that’s it but he became bigger. After a while it was only one day before Tiltawirl was 1 year old.
“Right now everyone to bed” Ant said.
Morning came and everyone came down stairs at about 8:00 AM Ant was just about to go and get Tiltawhirl when he came walking down “he’s walking” Ant shouted to Starlight “what” she replied “Tiltawhirls walking” Ant said to Starlight “his first step” starlight said to Ant “MUM GET ME SOME SWEETS” Doughnut monster shouted
THE END
Once upon a time there was a little baby called Tiltawhirl, he is 5 months old, and he wasn’t a very nice little boy, when he was one day one month old he scratched his Fathers eye out, so he only has one. His mother is called Starlight and his Father is called Ant. They had another child called Doughnut Monster, he is 4.
One day Starlight and Ant invited there good friend Ice Blaster over to there house, but he wasn’t good at all he was a druggy, and he’s very very bad, because he does really bad things like drink alcohol.
Knock! Knock! Ant answered the door “hi Ice blaster just come in” Ant said “hi Ant” Ice blaster replied, Ant and Ice Blaster walked into the sitting room “hi Starlight” Ice Blaster said and then smiled “hi Ice Blaster” Starlight replied and then smiled back, “take a seat” Ant said, and when he just about to sit down suddenly “Mum come and wipe my bum” Doughnut Monster shouted, Starlight walked to the bathroom to wipe her suns bum. “any way do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee?” Ant asked “do you have any wisky?” Ice Blaster replied “no but we have wine” Ant said “no I’ll be alright” Ice Blaster replied. Starlight comes back “drink anyone” Starlight says “no thanks” Ant said “me neither” Ice blaster replied, Tiltawhirl started crying starlight goes to see what’s wrong “what is it” Ant says to Starlight “he needs a new nappy” starlight sighed BANG! Ant looks out the window and he sees a 14 year old boy called RiCkOsS smashing the plant pots and stamping on he flowers, “clear off go on clear off” Ant screams, and while he’s looking out the window Ice Blaster puts an ornament of a glass wale in his pocket. Starlight comes back “what was that” Starlight said “it was just RiCkOsS again” Ant sighed, “well does anyone want lemon cake?” Starlight asked and then smiled “yes please” Ice Blaster said “same for me” Ant replied. Doughnut Monster came though all messy and smelling of lemon cake, “it looks like we won’t be having lemon cake after all” Starlight said, “well should we go to the pub now?” Ant said “yeah OK” Ice Blaster Replied “and you be a good boy” Starlight said to Doughnut Monster.
They walk into the pub to see Salevaa lying on the floor drunk “more alcohol more alcohol” Salevaa said but then fell asleep, “well lets not have to much” Starlight said in a scared voice, “well I’ll have a bottle of vodka” Ice Blaster said to the bar tender. Ant looked at the fish tank and saw a fish with an afro, he said to the bar tender “nice fish what’s it’s name?” “Afro Joe” the bar tender replied “call me Slik” the bar tender said “Slik I’ll just have some wine” Starlight said “I’ll have a pint” Ant said to Slik so everyone had there drinks “We’d better go now” Ant said to Ice Blaster “same here” Ice Blaster replied, so as soon as they came out the pub a car was going about 50 miles an hour when it hit into the wall on the pub and smashed all the windows. “Who’s he?” Ant said “oh he’s Jetster” Ice Blaster Replied, and they all went home.
Though the months time passed and as it passed Tiltawhirl leant more things like eating jam and……. Well that’s it but he became bigger. After a while it was only one day before Tiltawirl was 1 year old.
“Right now everyone to bed” Ant said.
Morning came and everyone came down stairs at about 8:00 AM Ant was just about to go and get Tiltawhirl when he came walking down “he’s walking” Ant shouted to Starlight “what” she replied “Tiltawhirls walking” Ant said to Starlight “his first step” starlight said to Ant “MUM GET ME SOME SWEETS” Doughnut monster shouted
THE END