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Marking the release of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Midway is making Special Reserve their own version of Mortal Kombat (coincidentally) including forums members. Midway have not yet started the game yet but have released different forum members Fatalities. Here are some that are in store for you.
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE
With such an attitude, MwA has a vicious fatality. When the words 'Finish Him' flash across the screen, MwA screams as loud as he can and starts to play some tribal drums. Then 5 blood-thirsty monkeys run onto the screen and lay into the unlucky member. After mauling the forumer and pulling all the lesh from his bones, they run of the screen and the skeleton falls to the ground.
AFROJOE
AfroJoe couldn't possibly have his fatality not including some kind of afro-orientated move, could he? When the forumer has been battered enough, AJ uncoils his huge hair and one-by-one each hair attaches to the opponents neck. When all the hairs are attached, AJ simply squeezes his opponent’s neck until then head explodes. Then he begins to wash the blood out of his 'Fro...
MICROCHIPS
Other than being a tasty, microwavable snack, MicroChips is, in fact, a fearsome fighter who boasts a gruesome fatality. When ready, MicroChips drives a truck onscreen and feeds his opponent a whole lot of chips. After a while the opponent's chest explodes and blood covered chips spill onto the floor before the foe keels over in a heap.
MEKA DRAGON
Being a dragon, fighting to the death doesn't seem such a bad idea. But his fatality may surprise some. Because he doesn't like the taste of human flesh, he simply forces his poor foe to read everything he's ever written until the opponent’s eyes explodes. Then, the blind foe stumbles off a cliff and lands on a pile of rocks. Spiky rocks.
MR SNUGGLY
One of the few unlockable characters; Snuggly, the big hairy bear-like creature, fights by his name. When ready to perform a fatality, he bear hugs his opponent. One-by-one the foes limbs pop until eventually his whole body explodes in a flurry of blood and guts.
TILTAWHIRL
Since he's got the name of a move, Midway decided to include Tiltawhirl in their Special Reserve Mortal Kombat. Tiltawhirl gets his opponent on his shoulders and begins to spin them around. When he'd been spun around enough the foes head finally falls off, followed by a fountain of blood that covers the screen.
EL BLOKEY
He may not sound like a fighter. Moving on, he has a pretty good fatality! Blokey gets a microphone and simply begins to talk and talk about how many GADs he'd won. As he brags, his head suddenly implodes, before exploding. The blood kinda hurts the other guy...
½ PINT
He managed to get a part in Sega Soccer Slam, and Special Reserve Mortal Kombat is no exception. In his fatality, he draws a huge blade and plunges it into his opponent’s chest, revealing that there's a tap attached to the other end. He then turns the tap on and blood spills everywhere; he occasionally pulls guts out blocking up the tap. Then, when the foe is half emptied, he turns the tap off.
WHITESTRIPES
Whitestripes wears a black and white stripy jumper and is ready for action! When doing his fatality, he pulls the white stripes from his jumper, revealing they are in fact blades. He then continues are starts to stab each blade into his opponents chest. Then he pulls each one out and the foes body drains itself of its blood and collapses.
IDLEWILD
Very simply, Idlewild gets on the phone for his fatality. But that's not all, loads of rock bands come to his aid with many and quite simply beat the opponent up. After battering the foe with guitars and drum sets, he then ties his hair to his and plays him like a guitar.
If you want to get your hands on a copy of Special Reserve Mortal Kombat, look out for it on the eleventeenth of Never.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE
With such an attitude, MwA has a vicious fatality. When the words 'Finish Him' flash across the screen, MwA screams as loud as he can and starts to play some tribal drums. Then 5 blood-thirsty monkeys run onto the screen and lay into the unlucky member. After mauling the forumer and pulling all the lesh from his bones, they run of the screen and the skeleton falls to the ground.
AFROJOE
AfroJoe couldn't possibly have his fatality not including some kind of afro-orientated move, could he? When the forumer has been battered enough, AJ uncoils his huge hair and one-by-one each hair attaches to the opponents neck. When all the hairs are attached, AJ simply squeezes his opponent’s neck until then head explodes. Then he begins to wash the blood out of his 'Fro...
MICROCHIPS
Other than being a tasty, microwavable snack, MicroChips is, in fact, a fearsome fighter who boasts a gruesome fatality. When ready, MicroChips drives a truck onscreen and feeds his opponent a whole lot of chips. After a while the opponent's chest explodes and blood covered chips spill onto the floor before the foe keels over in a heap.
MEKA DRAGON
Being a dragon, fighting to the death doesn't seem such a bad idea. But his fatality may surprise some. Because he doesn't like the taste of human flesh, he simply forces his poor foe to read everything he's ever written until the opponent’s eyes explodes. Then, the blind foe stumbles off a cliff and lands on a pile of rocks. Spiky rocks.
MR SNUGGLY
One of the few unlockable characters; Snuggly, the big hairy bear-like creature, fights by his name. When ready to perform a fatality, he bear hugs his opponent. One-by-one the foes limbs pop until eventually his whole body explodes in a flurry of blood and guts.
TILTAWHIRL
Since he's got the name of a move, Midway decided to include Tiltawhirl in their Special Reserve Mortal Kombat. Tiltawhirl gets his opponent on his shoulders and begins to spin them around. When he'd been spun around enough the foes head finally falls off, followed by a fountain of blood that covers the screen.
EL BLOKEY
He may not sound like a fighter. Moving on, he has a pretty good fatality! Blokey gets a microphone and simply begins to talk and talk about how many GADs he'd won. As he brags, his head suddenly implodes, before exploding. The blood kinda hurts the other guy...
½ PINT
He managed to get a part in Sega Soccer Slam, and Special Reserve Mortal Kombat is no exception. In his fatality, he draws a huge blade and plunges it into his opponent’s chest, revealing that there's a tap attached to the other end. He then turns the tap on and blood spills everywhere; he occasionally pulls guts out blocking up the tap. Then, when the foe is half emptied, he turns the tap off.
WHITESTRIPES
Whitestripes wears a black and white stripy jumper and is ready for action! When doing his fatality, he pulls the white stripes from his jumper, revealing they are in fact blades. He then continues are starts to stab each blade into his opponents chest. Then he pulls each one out and the foes body drains itself of its blood and collapses.
IDLEWILD
Very simply, Idlewild gets on the phone for his fatality. But that's not all, loads of rock bands come to his aid with many and quite simply beat the opponent up. After battering the foe with guitars and drum sets, he then ties his hair to his and plays him like a guitar.
If you want to get your hands on a copy of Special Reserve Mortal Kombat, look out for it on the eleventeenth of Never.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
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Marking the release of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Midway is making Special Reserve their own version of Mortal Kombat (coincidentally) including forums members. Midway have not yet started the game yet but have released different forum members Fatalities. Here are some that are in store for you.
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE
With such an attitude, MwA has a vicious fatality. When the words 'Finish Him' flash across the screen, MwA screams as loud as he can and starts to play some tribal drums. Then 5 blood-thirsty monkeys run onto the screen and lay into the unlucky member. After mauling the forumer and pulling all the lesh from his bones, they run of the screen and the skeleton falls to the ground.
AFROJOE
AfroJoe couldn't possibly have his fatality not including some kind of afro-orientated move, could he? When the forumer has been battered enough, AJ uncoils his huge hair and one-by-one each hair attaches to the opponents neck. When all the hairs are attached, AJ simply squeezes his opponent’s neck until then head explodes. Then he begins to wash the blood out of his 'Fro...
MICROCHIPS
Other than being a tasty, microwavable snack, MicroChips is, in fact, a fearsome fighter who boasts a gruesome fatality. When ready, MicroChips drives a truck onscreen and feeds his opponent a whole lot of chips. After a while the opponent's chest explodes and blood covered chips spill onto the floor before the foe keels over in a heap.
MEKA DRAGON
Being a dragon, fighting to the death doesn't seem such a bad idea. But his fatality may surprise some. Because he doesn't like the taste of human flesh, he simply forces his poor foe to read everything he's ever written until the opponent’s eyes explodes. Then, the blind foe stumbles off a cliff and lands on a pile of rocks. Spiky rocks.
MR SNUGGLY
One of the few unlockable characters; Snuggly, the big hairy bear-like creature, fights by his name. When ready to perform a fatality, he bear hugs his opponent. One-by-one the foes limbs pop until eventually his whole body explodes in a flurry of blood and guts.
TILTAWHIRL
Since he's got the name of a move, Midway decided to include Tiltawhirl in their Special Reserve Mortal Kombat. Tiltawhirl gets his opponent on his shoulders and begins to spin them around. When he'd been spun around enough the foes head finally falls off, followed by a fountain of blood that covers the screen.
EL BLOKEY
He may not sound like a fighter. Moving on, he has a pretty good fatality! Blokey gets a microphone and simply begins to talk and talk about how many GADs he'd won. As he brags, his head suddenly implodes, before exploding. The blood kinda hurts the other guy...
½ PINT
He managed to get a part in Sega Soccer Slam, and Special Reserve Mortal Kombat is no exception. In his fatality, he draws a huge blade and plunges it into his opponent’s chest, revealing that there's a tap attached to the other end. He then turns the tap on and blood spills everywhere; he occasionally pulls guts out blocking up the tap. Then, when the foe is half emptied, he turns the tap off.
WHITESTRIPES
Whitestripes wears a black and white stripy jumper and is ready for action! When doing his fatality, he pulls the white stripes from his jumper, revealing they are in fact blades. He then continues are starts to stab each blade into his opponents chest. Then he pulls each one out and the foes body drains itself of its blood and collapses.
IDLEWILD
Very simply, Idlewild gets on the phone for his fatality. But that's not all, loads of rock bands come to his aid with many and quite simply beat the opponent up. After battering the foe with guitars and drum sets, he then ties his hair to his and plays him like a guitar.
If you want to get your hands on a copy of Special Reserve Mortal Kombat, look out for it on the eleventeenth of Never.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE
With such an attitude, MwA has a vicious fatality. When the words 'Finish Him' flash across the screen, MwA screams as loud as he can and starts to play some tribal drums. Then 5 blood-thirsty monkeys run onto the screen and lay into the unlucky member. After mauling the forumer and pulling all the lesh from his bones, they run of the screen and the skeleton falls to the ground.
AFROJOE
AfroJoe couldn't possibly have his fatality not including some kind of afro-orientated move, could he? When the forumer has been battered enough, AJ uncoils his huge hair and one-by-one each hair attaches to the opponents neck. When all the hairs are attached, AJ simply squeezes his opponent’s neck until then head explodes. Then he begins to wash the blood out of his 'Fro...
MICROCHIPS
Other than being a tasty, microwavable snack, MicroChips is, in fact, a fearsome fighter who boasts a gruesome fatality. When ready, MicroChips drives a truck onscreen and feeds his opponent a whole lot of chips. After a while the opponent's chest explodes and blood covered chips spill onto the floor before the foe keels over in a heap.
MEKA DRAGON
Being a dragon, fighting to the death doesn't seem such a bad idea. But his fatality may surprise some. Because he doesn't like the taste of human flesh, he simply forces his poor foe to read everything he's ever written until the opponent’s eyes explodes. Then, the blind foe stumbles off a cliff and lands on a pile of rocks. Spiky rocks.
MR SNUGGLY
One of the few unlockable characters; Snuggly, the big hairy bear-like creature, fights by his name. When ready to perform a fatality, he bear hugs his opponent. One-by-one the foes limbs pop until eventually his whole body explodes in a flurry of blood and guts.
TILTAWHIRL
Since he's got the name of a move, Midway decided to include Tiltawhirl in their Special Reserve Mortal Kombat. Tiltawhirl gets his opponent on his shoulders and begins to spin them around. When he'd been spun around enough the foes head finally falls off, followed by a fountain of blood that covers the screen.
EL BLOKEY
He may not sound like a fighter. Moving on, he has a pretty good fatality! Blokey gets a microphone and simply begins to talk and talk about how many GADs he'd won. As he brags, his head suddenly implodes, before exploding. The blood kinda hurts the other guy...
½ PINT
He managed to get a part in Sega Soccer Slam, and Special Reserve Mortal Kombat is no exception. In his fatality, he draws a huge blade and plunges it into his opponent’s chest, revealing that there's a tap attached to the other end. He then turns the tap on and blood spills everywhere; he occasionally pulls guts out blocking up the tap. Then, when the foe is half emptied, he turns the tap off.
WHITESTRIPES
Whitestripes wears a black and white stripy jumper and is ready for action! When doing his fatality, he pulls the white stripes from his jumper, revealing they are in fact blades. He then continues are starts to stab each blade into his opponents chest. Then he pulls each one out and the foes body drains itself of its blood and collapses.
IDLEWILD
Very simply, Idlewild gets on the phone for his fatality. But that's not all, loads of rock bands come to his aid with many and quite simply beat the opponent up. After battering the foe with guitars and drum sets, he then ties his hair to his and plays him like a guitar.
If you want to get your hands on a copy of Special Reserve Mortal Kombat, look out for it on the eleventeenth of Never.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
This was very very funny well done on a superb post this was very funny mate :-)
Rickoss
He gets out a hammer and nails some pins into his enemys feet and then he pulls out a load of underrated games and slaps the player around the face with them.
HIGH SHOT! with Reign Of Fire.
BELOW THE BELT! shot with Extreme G3.
And then finally he sits on the ledge, leaving the enemy bleeding whislt he waits for mroe games to arrive from Special Reserve or Play.
He gets out a hammer and nails some pins into his enemys feet and then he pulls out a load of underrated games and slaps the player around the face with them.
HIGH SHOT! with Reign Of Fire.
BELOW THE BELT! shot with Extreme G3.
And then finally he sits on the ledge, leaving the enemy bleeding whislt he waits for mroe games to arrive from Special Reserve or Play.
I FINALLY MADE ONE OF THESE!!!1!11! AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE IT OR SLEEP WITH THE AUTHOR!!!!1!!!11!
Excellent.
Excellent.
Heh, excellent.
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:D
nice post
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
lol, that was funny rik.
:D
:D
Hoho.
:-D
:-D
Santa?
Yay! Cheers SR, never thought I'd win prize 1!
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