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Some choice quotes from The Asian Prince:
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To your left is a photo of me when I shaved my mustache. This was in the early ninties. After a year of no mustache, I decided that it wasn't for me. Having no mustache made me feel less of a man
People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, "Nice mullet!" or "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn't know what a mullet was. I lived in Alabama. All of the caucasian men had this hair style that was short on the top, and then long at the back. Trying to fit in, I decided to copy this style. Having this hair style is both practical and stylish. It is practical because it protects the back of my neck from the sun.
She unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn't hurt. Also, since my hair is think and healthy, nothing happend to it
Princesses love to stroke my sideburns when they wake up in the morning. They are always telling me how soft it feels. My sideburns have a very nice shape
Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra dangerous, I go for a ride without a helmet on. The hair moves with the wind in perfect harmony. It also gives me extra volume in my hair. If there are princesses around, I will stop in front of them and then take off my leather gloves, and run my strong hands through my hair.
I wore glasses so I could blend in with the crowd and look even more intelligent. I also dressed normal clothes instead of my custom made ones. I didn't want to be the center of attention like how I usually am. I'm modest, so I don't try to bring attention to myself
After the meteor shower, all the ladies wanted me to go with them in their room. The princesses had to sneak me in. I got in because I have ninja-like skills
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To your left is a photo of me when I shaved my mustache. This was in the early ninties. After a year of no mustache, I decided that it wasn't for me. Having no mustache made me feel less of a man
People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, "Nice mullet!" or "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn't know what a mullet was. I lived in Alabama. All of the caucasian men had this hair style that was short on the top, and then long at the back. Trying to fit in, I decided to copy this style. Having this hair style is both practical and stylish. It is practical because it protects the back of my neck from the sun.
She unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn't hurt. Also, since my hair is think and healthy, nothing happend to it
Princesses love to stroke my sideburns when they wake up in the morning. They are always telling me how soft it feels. My sideburns have a very nice shape
Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra dangerous, I go for a ride without a helmet on. The hair moves with the wind in perfect harmony. It also gives me extra volume in my hair. If there are princesses around, I will stop in front of them and then take off my leather gloves, and run my strong hands through my hair.
I wore glasses so I could blend in with the crowd and look even more intelligent. I also dressed normal clothes instead of my custom made ones. I didn't want to be the center of attention like how I usually am. I'm modest, so I don't try to bring attention to myself
After the meteor shower, all the ladies wanted me to go with them in their room. The princesses had to sneak me in. I got in because I have ninja-like skills
He sings too.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Heh, is that because they never go back to him?
Nah, they just don't know any better. Still on the bright side, for anyone who experiences his hot asian bad-ass, the only way is up.
> Heh, is that because they never go back to him?
Nah, they just don't know any better. Still on the bright side, for anyone who experiences his hot asian bad-ass, the only way is up.
Heh, is that because they never go back to him?
Send him a picture, you could be a potential princess.
Enough already! Im in pain from trying to stifle my laughing in here.
The Asian Prince probably thinks he's a right stud as so many people are visiting his site.
Have you also noticed that when you click on certain paragraphs, a message comes up "The Asian Prince is hot!!".
And when he asks if you would like a New Years kiss, the only option is 'yes'! Shady geezer.
The Asian Prince probably thinks he's a right stud as so many people are visiting his site.
Have you also noticed that when you click on certain paragraphs, a message comes up "The Asian Prince is hot!!".
And when he asks if you would like a New Years kiss, the only option is 'yes'! Shady geezer.
Some choice quotes from The Asian Prince:
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To your left is a photo of me when I shaved my mustache. This was in the early ninties. After a year of no mustache, I decided that it wasn't for me. Having no mustache made me feel less of a man
People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, "Nice mullet!" or "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn't know what a mullet was. I lived in Alabama. All of the caucasian men had this hair style that was short on the top, and then long at the back. Trying to fit in, I decided to copy this style. Having this hair style is both practical and stylish. It is practical because it protects the back of my neck from the sun.
She unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn't hurt. Also, since my hair is think and healthy, nothing happend to it
Princesses love to stroke my sideburns when they wake up in the morning. They are always telling me how soft it feels. My sideburns have a very nice shape
Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra dangerous, I go for a ride without a helmet on. The hair moves with the wind in perfect harmony. It also gives me extra volume in my hair. If there are princesses around, I will stop in front of them and then take off my leather gloves, and run my strong hands through my hair.
I wore glasses so I could blend in with the crowd and look even more intelligent. I also dressed normal clothes instead of my custom made ones. I didn't want to be the center of attention like how I usually am. I'm modest, so I don't try to bring attention to myself
After the meteor shower, all the ladies wanted me to go with them in their room. The princesses had to sneak me in. I got in because I have ninja-like skills
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To your left is a photo of me when I shaved my mustache. This was in the early ninties. After a year of no mustache, I decided that it wasn't for me. Having no mustache made me feel less of a man
People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, "Nice mullet!" or "I really like your mullet, who's your barber?" At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn't know what a mullet was. I lived in Alabama. All of the caucasian men had this hair style that was short on the top, and then long at the back. Trying to fit in, I decided to copy this style. Having this hair style is both practical and stylish. It is practical because it protects the back of my neck from the sun.
She unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn't hurt. Also, since my hair is think and healthy, nothing happend to it
Princesses love to stroke my sideburns when they wake up in the morning. They are always telling me how soft it feels. My sideburns have a very nice shape
Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra dangerous, I go for a ride without a helmet on. The hair moves with the wind in perfect harmony. It also gives me extra volume in my hair. If there are princesses around, I will stop in front of them and then take off my leather gloves, and run my strong hands through my hair.
I wore glasses so I could blend in with the crowd and look even more intelligent. I also dressed normal clothes instead of my custom made ones. I didn't want to be the center of attention like how I usually am. I'm modest, so I don't try to bring attention to myself
After the meteor shower, all the ladies wanted me to go with them in their room. The princesses had to sneak me in. I got in because I have ninja-like skills