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(Be gentle, my first spoof.)
Chapter 1: The Phone
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In one of the penthouses scattering New Yorks skyline, Names Fond picks up a white, iguana shaped phone singing along to the tune of Nelly the Elephant.
"Hello" said Names.
"Why, hello Names, what a pleasure it is to talk to you." The voice on the phone cackles evily.
"I don't think you know who I am. The names Fond, N... Argh! C*** F****** M***** C***! Oh, sorry about that, just my Taurets acting up again..." Names coughs rapeatidly.
"No, the mistake is yours." The voice says. "I don't think..."
Names interrupts. "I never said you made a mistake."
"I never said you said I made a mistake."
"Yes you did."
"Fine, you win this round Names Fond, but I will get you!" The phone goes dead.
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Later on that evening...
Names strolles causualy up to a large glass doored building with the large words "M15+" written on it. He stands there for a few minutes, as if in deep thought. Then he suddenly pulls out his gun and takes aim for the center of the door... He throws himself towards the door, and visciuosly hits it in vain with the but of his gun. After several minutes, a lady, clad in nothing but suspenders and a pair of glasses, opens the door.
"Oh Victor! What a pleasure it is to see you!" She jumps on him, kissing him violently on the cheek.
Names points to a man on the other side of the large hall which they had entered. "Er... That's Victor, over there..."
She turns round, and runs to the other end of the hall, looking in everyone face and finally jumping on another man.
Names strolles quickly through the hall, getting into the lift. He sees that there is a doorman next to him.
"Which floor Sir?" The doorman asks.
"I didn't ask for a floor." Says Names, slightly confused. "I think you've got the wrong person."
"I never said you asked for a floor." The Doorman says, backing away slightly.
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't!!!"
Names finally pulls out a William OOL, and hits the doorman over the head rapeatidly. [Hah!] He thinks to himself. [That showed him...] He looks up to the ceiling of the lift, and punches it a few times, finally the panel drops out, landing on his foot.
"Agh! F****** b******!" He pulls out his gun and hits the panel several times, then climbs onto the roof of the elevator. He jumps onto the ropes, starting to climb up the shaft. Sudenly he hears a noise below, and looks down. Now, Names Fond was not particularly fond of steep drops, and to his dismay, the elevator was moving towards him. He climbs faster, muttering swear words under his breath. He could feel the elevator underneath his feet now, pulsating with some sort of evil energy...
--------- That's All Folks!
Yeah, be gentle. Please.
Chapter 1: The Phone
--------------------
In one of the penthouses scattering New Yorks skyline, Names Fond picks up a white, iguana shaped phone singing along to the tune of Nelly the Elephant.
"Hello" said Names.
"Why, hello Names, what a pleasure it is to talk to you." The voice on the phone cackles evily.
"I don't think you know who I am. The names Fond, N... Argh! C*** F****** M***** C***! Oh, sorry about that, just my Taurets acting up again..." Names coughs rapeatidly.
"No, the mistake is yours." The voice says. "I don't think..."
Names interrupts. "I never said you made a mistake."
"I never said you said I made a mistake."
"Yes you did."
"Fine, you win this round Names Fond, but I will get you!" The phone goes dead.
--------------
Later on that evening...
Names strolles causualy up to a large glass doored building with the large words "M15+" written on it. He stands there for a few minutes, as if in deep thought. Then he suddenly pulls out his gun and takes aim for the center of the door... He throws himself towards the door, and visciuosly hits it in vain with the but of his gun. After several minutes, a lady, clad in nothing but suspenders and a pair of glasses, opens the door.
"Oh Victor! What a pleasure it is to see you!" She jumps on him, kissing him violently on the cheek.
Names points to a man on the other side of the large hall which they had entered. "Er... That's Victor, over there..."
She turns round, and runs to the other end of the hall, looking in everyone face and finally jumping on another man.
Names strolles quickly through the hall, getting into the lift. He sees that there is a doorman next to him.
"Which floor Sir?" The doorman asks.
"I didn't ask for a floor." Says Names, slightly confused. "I think you've got the wrong person."
"I never said you asked for a floor." The Doorman says, backing away slightly.
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't!!!"
Names finally pulls out a William OOL, and hits the doorman over the head rapeatidly. [Hah!] He thinks to himself. [That showed him...] He looks up to the ceiling of the lift, and punches it a few times, finally the panel drops out, landing on his foot.
"Agh! F****** b******!" He pulls out his gun and hits the panel several times, then climbs onto the roof of the elevator. He jumps onto the ropes, starting to climb up the shaft. Sudenly he hears a noise below, and looks down. Now, Names Fond was not particularly fond of steep drops, and to his dismay, the elevator was moving towards him. He climbs faster, muttering swear words under his breath. He could feel the elevator underneath his feet now, pulsating with some sort of evil energy...
--------- That's All Folks!
Yeah, be gentle. Please.
Yeah, the next one will be longer, and feature actual SR members! (Oh my God!!!) Oh er... Ask if you want a part, good/bad etc...
Yea, it's short, but it's good and funny. Well done, that was a very good first attempt.
Hopefully we can see more, but longer eh?
:)
Hopefully we can see more, but longer eh?
:)
Quite good mate but not very long in comparrison with most others. Good first attempt :-)
(Be gentle, my first spoof.)
Chapter 1: The Phone
--------------------
In one of the penthouses scattering New Yorks skyline, Names Fond picks up a white, iguana shaped phone singing along to the tune of Nelly the Elephant.
"Hello" said Names.
"Why, hello Names, what a pleasure it is to talk to you." The voice on the phone cackles evily.
"I don't think you know who I am. The names Fond, N... Argh! C*** F****** M***** C***! Oh, sorry about that, just my Taurets acting up again..." Names coughs rapeatidly.
"No, the mistake is yours." The voice says. "I don't think..."
Names interrupts. "I never said you made a mistake."
"I never said you said I made a mistake."
"Yes you did."
"Fine, you win this round Names Fond, but I will get you!" The phone goes dead.
--------------
Later on that evening...
Names strolles causualy up to a large glass doored building with the large words "M15+" written on it. He stands there for a few minutes, as if in deep thought. Then he suddenly pulls out his gun and takes aim for the center of the door... He throws himself towards the door, and visciuosly hits it in vain with the but of his gun. After several minutes, a lady, clad in nothing but suspenders and a pair of glasses, opens the door.
"Oh Victor! What a pleasure it is to see you!" She jumps on him, kissing him violently on the cheek.
Names points to a man on the other side of the large hall which they had entered. "Er... That's Victor, over there..."
She turns round, and runs to the other end of the hall, looking in everyone face and finally jumping on another man.
Names strolles quickly through the hall, getting into the lift. He sees that there is a doorman next to him.
"Which floor Sir?" The doorman asks.
"I didn't ask for a floor." Says Names, slightly confused. "I think you've got the wrong person."
"I never said you asked for a floor." The Doorman says, backing away slightly.
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't!!!"
Names finally pulls out a William OOL, and hits the doorman over the head rapeatidly. [Hah!] He thinks to himself. [That showed him...] He looks up to the ceiling of the lift, and punches it a few times, finally the panel drops out, landing on his foot.
"Agh! F****** b******!" He pulls out his gun and hits the panel several times, then climbs onto the roof of the elevator. He jumps onto the ropes, starting to climb up the shaft. Sudenly he hears a noise below, and looks down. Now, Names Fond was not particularly fond of steep drops, and to his dismay, the elevator was moving towards him. He climbs faster, muttering swear words under his breath. He could feel the elevator underneath his feet now, pulsating with some sort of evil energy...
--------- That's All Folks!
Yeah, be gentle. Please.
Chapter 1: The Phone
--------------------
In one of the penthouses scattering New Yorks skyline, Names Fond picks up a white, iguana shaped phone singing along to the tune of Nelly the Elephant.
"Hello" said Names.
"Why, hello Names, what a pleasure it is to talk to you." The voice on the phone cackles evily.
"I don't think you know who I am. The names Fond, N... Argh! C*** F****** M***** C***! Oh, sorry about that, just my Taurets acting up again..." Names coughs rapeatidly.
"No, the mistake is yours." The voice says. "I don't think..."
Names interrupts. "I never said you made a mistake."
"I never said you said I made a mistake."
"Yes you did."
"Fine, you win this round Names Fond, but I will get you!" The phone goes dead.
--------------
Later on that evening...
Names strolles causualy up to a large glass doored building with the large words "M15+" written on it. He stands there for a few minutes, as if in deep thought. Then he suddenly pulls out his gun and takes aim for the center of the door... He throws himself towards the door, and visciuosly hits it in vain with the but of his gun. After several minutes, a lady, clad in nothing but suspenders and a pair of glasses, opens the door.
"Oh Victor! What a pleasure it is to see you!" She jumps on him, kissing him violently on the cheek.
Names points to a man on the other side of the large hall which they had entered. "Er... That's Victor, over there..."
She turns round, and runs to the other end of the hall, looking in everyone face and finally jumping on another man.
Names strolles quickly through the hall, getting into the lift. He sees that there is a doorman next to him.
"Which floor Sir?" The doorman asks.
"I didn't ask for a floor." Says Names, slightly confused. "I think you've got the wrong person."
"I never said you asked for a floor." The Doorman says, backing away slightly.
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't!!!"
Names finally pulls out a William OOL, and hits the doorman over the head rapeatidly. [Hah!] He thinks to himself. [That showed him...] He looks up to the ceiling of the lift, and punches it a few times, finally the panel drops out, landing on his foot.
"Agh! F****** b******!" He pulls out his gun and hits the panel several times, then climbs onto the roof of the elevator. He jumps onto the ropes, starting to climb up the shaft. Sudenly he hears a noise below, and looks down. Now, Names Fond was not particularly fond of steep drops, and to his dismay, the elevator was moving towards him. He climbs faster, muttering swear words under his breath. He could feel the elevator underneath his feet now, pulsating with some sort of evil energy...
--------- That's All Folks!
Yeah, be gentle. Please.