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Check out my idea for a new game
Effectively it's a stress reliever. Named "Despise", the story goes something along the lines of this:
You are a demented killer. You have killed your family, your friends, everyone you know, and now your thirst for blood continues. You attempt to off the most hated cop in town- and succeed, but the 'filth' (I've been playing the Getaway too much) manage to arrest you after the killing. The next day a policeman comes to see you in your cell. He explains that four of the most horrifying animals ever to face humanity are on the loose and if you can eliminate them, you get your freedem. The only problem is that your next victims will be a collection of the most terrifying, blood curdling demons ever brought into existence...
Soon after...
...Over the hills and far away, the teletubbies come to play...
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT! THE PROGRAMME HAS ALMOST STARTED!!! Kill the Teletubbies before it's too late.
You grab your assault rifle and begin to march across the bright, sunny landscape which disguises the horrific creatures who reside here. Bunny rabbits play in the sun as you carry on striding toward the demons' lair, your face not showing the fear you contain.
You reach the murky hole of disgust that the teletubbies live in. Your nostrils are burnt by the painful smell that the pit gives off, but you must continue.
The only way in is through a hole in the roof. You hold your nose and dive in...
LEVEL ONE
You slide down a red-hot metal slide and into some kind of evil alien environment. Scrambling to your feet you hear a noise.
Looking to your right you notice a killer vacuum cleaner ready to suck your face off!!! With no time to lose you must defeat the vacuum cleaner and dodge all the dust monsters and random pieces of teletubby crap that it has picked up over the years.
LEVEL TWO
You just manage to defeat the Vacuum cleaner, but a new threat has arisen, this time in a deadly toaster! The ghostly repeating of 'Tubby toast!' rings in your ears as you attempt to dodge the pieces of toast it throws out. You must use its arch enemy- the tubby tustard maker to make up a nice mixture of custard and launch it at the unsuspecting toaster.
LEVEL THREE
You look around. Suddenly you hear a noise that sends shivers down your spine- "Time for tubby bye bye, time for tubby bye bye!". If you don't get out before the programme finishes you will be stuck here for ever! Run! You must get to the speaker thing that comes out of the ground and blow it up before the Teletubbies hear it!!!
LEVEL FOUR
Safe for now, you look around to try and spot one of the teletubbies. Suddenly you catch a glimps of Tinky-Winky placing with his handbag and sampling different ranges of perfume whilst practicing his wrist flicking. This is it. Mr Campo teletubby will soon be no more. You reach for your rocket launcher.
Survive the battle with Tinky Winky.
LEVEL FIVE
You launch ten rockets at Tinky Winky and his guts splat out all over an unsuspecting bunch of rabbits who are...playing...in the sun.
You hear a noise- the sound of a windmill. Good god! The Teletubbies are attempting to communicate with some poor little kids using the TV screens fixed into their bellies.
Snipe the windmill blades within 1 minute to stop the teletubbies abusing our children.
LEVEL SIX
The Teletubbies are now madder than ever!!!
Survive a chase throughout bunny land.
END OF GAME
You manage to survive the chase, but trip up over a talking flower. You are about to be assimilated when the belly from the Reebok advert turns up. Well, those stupid fat teletubbies should have known this was going to happen one day. They should have gone on a diet.
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!
The belly squishes and squashes the three remaining teletubbies into a nice, new channel five programme. It's a totally original concept called bellyflubbies.
Somebody make this game now...
Effectively it's a stress reliever. Named "Despise", the story goes something along the lines of this:
You are a demented killer. You have killed your family, your friends, everyone you know, and now your thirst for blood continues. You attempt to off the most hated cop in town- and succeed, but the 'filth' (I've been playing the Getaway too much) manage to arrest you after the killing. The next day a policeman comes to see you in your cell. He explains that four of the most horrifying animals ever to face humanity are on the loose and if you can eliminate them, you get your freedem. The only problem is that your next victims will be a collection of the most terrifying, blood curdling demons ever brought into existence...
Soon after...
...Over the hills and far away, the teletubbies come to play...
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT! THE PROGRAMME HAS ALMOST STARTED!!! Kill the Teletubbies before it's too late.
You grab your assault rifle and begin to march across the bright, sunny landscape which disguises the horrific creatures who reside here. Bunny rabbits play in the sun as you carry on striding toward the demons' lair, your face not showing the fear you contain.
You reach the murky hole of disgust that the teletubbies live in. Your nostrils are burnt by the painful smell that the pit gives off, but you must continue.
The only way in is through a hole in the roof. You hold your nose and dive in...
LEVEL ONE
You slide down a red-hot metal slide and into some kind of evil alien environment. Scrambling to your feet you hear a noise.
Looking to your right you notice a killer vacuum cleaner ready to suck your face off!!! With no time to lose you must defeat the vacuum cleaner and dodge all the dust monsters and random pieces of teletubby crap that it has picked up over the years.
LEVEL TWO
You just manage to defeat the Vacuum cleaner, but a new threat has arisen, this time in a deadly toaster! The ghostly repeating of 'Tubby toast!' rings in your ears as you attempt to dodge the pieces of toast it throws out. You must use its arch enemy- the tubby tustard maker to make up a nice mixture of custard and launch it at the unsuspecting toaster.
LEVEL THREE
You look around. Suddenly you hear a noise that sends shivers down your spine- "Time for tubby bye bye, time for tubby bye bye!". If you don't get out before the programme finishes you will be stuck here for ever! Run! You must get to the speaker thing that comes out of the ground and blow it up before the Teletubbies hear it!!!
LEVEL FOUR
Safe for now, you look around to try and spot one of the teletubbies. Suddenly you catch a glimps of Tinky-Winky placing with his handbag and sampling different ranges of perfume whilst practicing his wrist flicking. This is it. Mr Campo teletubby will soon be no more. You reach for your rocket launcher.
Survive the battle with Tinky Winky.
LEVEL FIVE
You launch ten rockets at Tinky Winky and his guts splat out all over an unsuspecting bunch of rabbits who are...playing...in the sun.
You hear a noise- the sound of a windmill. Good god! The Teletubbies are attempting to communicate with some poor little kids using the TV screens fixed into their bellies.
Snipe the windmill blades within 1 minute to stop the teletubbies abusing our children.
LEVEL SIX
The Teletubbies are now madder than ever!!!
Survive a chase throughout bunny land.
END OF GAME
You manage to survive the chase, but trip up over a talking flower. You are about to be assimilated when the belly from the Reebok advert turns up. Well, those stupid fat teletubbies should have known this was going to happen one day. They should have gone on a diet.
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!
The belly squishes and squashes the three remaining teletubbies into a nice, new channel five programme. It's a totally original concept called bellyflubbies.
Somebody make this game now...
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Check out my idea for a new game
Effectively it's a stress reliever. Named "Despise", the story goes something along the lines of this:
You are a demented killer. You have killed your family, your friends, everyone you know, and now your thirst for blood continues. You attempt to off the most hated cop in town- and succeed, but the 'filth' (I've been playing the Getaway too much) manage to arrest you after the killing. The next day a policeman comes to see you in your cell. He explains that four of the most horrifying animals ever to face humanity are on the loose and if you can eliminate them, you get your freedem. The only problem is that your next victims will be a collection of the most terrifying, blood curdling demons ever brought into existence...
Soon after...
...Over the hills and far away, the teletubbies come to play...
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT! THE PROGRAMME HAS ALMOST STARTED!!! Kill the Teletubbies before it's too late.
You grab your assault rifle and begin to march across the bright, sunny landscape which disguises the horrific creatures who reside here. Bunny rabbits play in the sun as you carry on striding toward the demons' lair, your face not showing the fear you contain.
You reach the murky hole of disgust that the teletubbies live in. Your nostrils are burnt by the painful smell that the pit gives off, but you must continue.
The only way in is through a hole in the roof. You hold your nose and dive in...
LEVEL ONE
You slide down a red-hot metal slide and into some kind of evil alien environment. Scrambling to your feet you hear a noise.
Looking to your right you notice a killer vacuum cleaner ready to suck your face off!!! With no time to lose you must defeat the vacuum cleaner and dodge all the dust monsters and random pieces of teletubby crap that it has picked up over the years.
LEVEL TWO
You just manage to defeat the Vacuum cleaner, but a new threat has arisen, this time in a deadly toaster! The ghostly repeating of 'Tubby toast!' rings in your ears as you attempt to dodge the pieces of toast it throws out. You must use its arch enemy- the tubby tustard maker to make up a nice mixture of custard and launch it at the unsuspecting toaster.
LEVEL THREE
You look around. Suddenly you hear a noise that sends shivers down your spine- "Time for tubby bye bye, time for tubby bye bye!". If you don't get out before the programme finishes you will be stuck here for ever! Run! You must get to the speaker thing that comes out of the ground and blow it up before the Teletubbies hear it!!!
LEVEL FOUR
Safe for now, you look around to try and spot one of the teletubbies. Suddenly you catch a glimps of Tinky-Winky placing with his handbag and sampling different ranges of perfume whilst practicing his wrist flicking. This is it. Mr Campo teletubby will soon be no more. You reach for your rocket launcher.
Survive the battle with Tinky Winky.
LEVEL FIVE
You launch ten rockets at Tinky Winky and his guts splat out all over an unsuspecting bunch of rabbits who are...playing...in the sun.
You hear a noise- the sound of a windmill. Good god! The Teletubbies are attempting to communicate with some poor little kids using the TV screens fixed into their bellies.
Snipe the windmill blades within 1 minute to stop the teletubbies abusing our children.
LEVEL SIX
The Teletubbies are now madder than ever!!!
Survive a chase throughout bunny land.
END OF GAME
You manage to survive the chase, but trip up over a talking flower. You are about to be assimilated when the belly from the Reebok advert turns up. Well, those stupid fat teletubbies should have known this was going to happen one day. They should have gone on a diet.
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!
The belly squishes and squashes the three remaining teletubbies into a nice, new channel five programme. It's a totally original concept called bellyflubbies.
Somebody make this game now...
Effectively it's a stress reliever. Named "Despise", the story goes something along the lines of this:
You are a demented killer. You have killed your family, your friends, everyone you know, and now your thirst for blood continues. You attempt to off the most hated cop in town- and succeed, but the 'filth' (I've been playing the Getaway too much) manage to arrest you after the killing. The next day a policeman comes to see you in your cell. He explains that four of the most horrifying animals ever to face humanity are on the loose and if you can eliminate them, you get your freedem. The only problem is that your next victims will be a collection of the most terrifying, blood curdling demons ever brought into existence...
Soon after...
...Over the hills and far away, the teletubbies come to play...
THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT! THE PROGRAMME HAS ALMOST STARTED!!! Kill the Teletubbies before it's too late.
You grab your assault rifle and begin to march across the bright, sunny landscape which disguises the horrific creatures who reside here. Bunny rabbits play in the sun as you carry on striding toward the demons' lair, your face not showing the fear you contain.
You reach the murky hole of disgust that the teletubbies live in. Your nostrils are burnt by the painful smell that the pit gives off, but you must continue.
The only way in is through a hole in the roof. You hold your nose and dive in...
LEVEL ONE
You slide down a red-hot metal slide and into some kind of evil alien environment. Scrambling to your feet you hear a noise.
Looking to your right you notice a killer vacuum cleaner ready to suck your face off!!! With no time to lose you must defeat the vacuum cleaner and dodge all the dust monsters and random pieces of teletubby crap that it has picked up over the years.
LEVEL TWO
You just manage to defeat the Vacuum cleaner, but a new threat has arisen, this time in a deadly toaster! The ghostly repeating of 'Tubby toast!' rings in your ears as you attempt to dodge the pieces of toast it throws out. You must use its arch enemy- the tubby tustard maker to make up a nice mixture of custard and launch it at the unsuspecting toaster.
LEVEL THREE
You look around. Suddenly you hear a noise that sends shivers down your spine- "Time for tubby bye bye, time for tubby bye bye!". If you don't get out before the programme finishes you will be stuck here for ever! Run! You must get to the speaker thing that comes out of the ground and blow it up before the Teletubbies hear it!!!
LEVEL FOUR
Safe for now, you look around to try and spot one of the teletubbies. Suddenly you catch a glimps of Tinky-Winky placing with his handbag and sampling different ranges of perfume whilst practicing his wrist flicking. This is it. Mr Campo teletubby will soon be no more. You reach for your rocket launcher.
Survive the battle with Tinky Winky.
LEVEL FIVE
You launch ten rockets at Tinky Winky and his guts splat out all over an unsuspecting bunch of rabbits who are...playing...in the sun.
You hear a noise- the sound of a windmill. Good god! The Teletubbies are attempting to communicate with some poor little kids using the TV screens fixed into their bellies.
Snipe the windmill blades within 1 minute to stop the teletubbies abusing our children.
LEVEL SIX
The Teletubbies are now madder than ever!!!
Survive a chase throughout bunny land.
END OF GAME
You manage to survive the chase, but trip up over a talking flower. You are about to be assimilated when the belly from the Reebok advert turns up. Well, those stupid fat teletubbies should have known this was going to happen one day. They should have gone on a diet.
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!
The belly squishes and squashes the three remaining teletubbies into a nice, new channel five programme. It's a totally original concept called bellyflubbies.
Somebody make this game now...