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I was just sat here and all i seem to see is adverts for Who wants to be a millionaire, and thought "hmm what would console millioanir be like?", wouldn't it be great to see chris tarrent actually dish out questions on consoles..but for once not know the answers!, man i would love that!
But now for the First time ever on the SR forums, i would like to begin with...Who wants to be a console gamer!
*millionaire music plays..
*audience gives me a warm welcome (hey i am the host! :D)
"Hello! I'm Spike2k! and Welcome to Who wants to be a console gamer!, the first forum show that actually tests your knowledge of consoles and games! let the gaming begin!"
*corney music plays
"right, well, you should all know the rules by now, fastest finger first, put each answer in the correct order..no typing from the posters please!"
Question:
Put these consoles in order of them being released first.
PS2
Sega Saturn
SNES
Sega Mastersystem
*posters and readers scream answers at screen..*
"right lets see who did manage to get the answers in the correct order..
ok the correct order was the following..
1.Sega Mastersystem
2.SNES
3.Sega saturn
4.PS2
"Lets see who got it right and with the fastest time...its Ssxpro from Dorset!, in an amazing 1.7 seconds!"
*Ortega, Pro evo, Mattyboy, Ant, triple H, kid rock and longy, all try to attack me!*
"Security! escort these gamers from the studio!"
"Ssxpro..lets play..Who wants to be a console gamer!"
*Music blasts
"So..ssxpro..you confident? final answer?, sure? want to play? ok...lets play Who wants to be a console gamer!, Remeber watchers..no posting please.."
"ok, you know the rules, you have 3 life lines..
*Beat me up
*Try to steal the money
*actually play properly
"right enough of my rambling..now...lets play!"
"Your first question.."
*music plays..crowd hum's theme
"This is for your first £100, and if you don't get this right i will make you play a psone with an army men game!"
Question:
Who is lara Croft?
A man
A woman
Dunno
What?
ssxpro - "can i use a lifeline?"
"haha, ok then!
"ok you have asked the audience...the results are as follows...
A 2%
B 3%
C 5%
D 90%
"what a dumb audience!, its going to be tough now, they are obviously not very good gamers are they!bah!"
"what?, what? what? what!?" ( that had to be in! lol)
ssxpro - "my answer is..hmm..B!"
"sure? final answer? don't want to leave?"
ssxpro - "JUST ACCEPT MY ANSWER!!!"
*ssxpro bats me over head with dual shock pad (ouch!)
"Ok...oh damn it!, the computer has performed and illegal operation!!, i'm sorry...but you have just lost...everything!, you didn't even get anything though!, call yourself a gamer?! bah, and i'm Chris Tarrent!"
*ssxpro is escorted out of the studio and memory cards are thrown at me (its time to leave i think!)
Thats it for todays show! Join me (spike2k) Again tomorrow, for the second installment, and if you want to play, just ask me!
Thanks for reading this exclusive game forum show, Who wants to be a console gamer!
spike2k
But now for the First time ever on the SR forums, i would like to begin with...Who wants to be a console gamer!
*millionaire music plays..
*audience gives me a warm welcome (hey i am the host! :D)
"Hello! I'm Spike2k! and Welcome to Who wants to be a console gamer!, the first forum show that actually tests your knowledge of consoles and games! let the gaming begin!"
*corney music plays
"right, well, you should all know the rules by now, fastest finger first, put each answer in the correct order..no typing from the posters please!"
Question:
Put these consoles in order of them being released first.
PS2
Sega Saturn
SNES
Sega Mastersystem
*posters and readers scream answers at screen..*
"right lets see who did manage to get the answers in the correct order..
ok the correct order was the following..
1.Sega Mastersystem
2.SNES
3.Sega saturn
4.PS2
"Lets see who got it right and with the fastest time...its Ssxpro from Dorset!, in an amazing 1.7 seconds!"
*Ortega, Pro evo, Mattyboy, Ant, triple H, kid rock and longy, all try to attack me!*
"Security! escort these gamers from the studio!"
"Ssxpro..lets play..Who wants to be a console gamer!"
*Music blasts
"So..ssxpro..you confident? final answer?, sure? want to play? ok...lets play Who wants to be a console gamer!, Remeber watchers..no posting please.."
"ok, you know the rules, you have 3 life lines..
*Beat me up
*Try to steal the money
*actually play properly
"right enough of my rambling..now...lets play!"
"Your first question.."
*music plays..crowd hum's theme
"This is for your first £100, and if you don't get this right i will make you play a psone with an army men game!"
Question:
Who is lara Croft?
A man
A woman
Dunno
What?
ssxpro - "can i use a lifeline?"
"haha, ok then!
"ok you have asked the audience...the results are as follows...
A 2%
B 3%
C 5%
D 90%
"what a dumb audience!, its going to be tough now, they are obviously not very good gamers are they!bah!"
"what?, what? what? what!?" ( that had to be in! lol)
ssxpro - "my answer is..hmm..B!"
"sure? final answer? don't want to leave?"
ssxpro - "JUST ACCEPT MY ANSWER!!!"
*ssxpro bats me over head with dual shock pad (ouch!)
"Ok...oh damn it!, the computer has performed and illegal operation!!, i'm sorry...but you have just lost...everything!, you didn't even get anything though!, call yourself a gamer?! bah, and i'm Chris Tarrent!"
*ssxpro is escorted out of the studio and memory cards are thrown at me (its time to leave i think!)
Thats it for todays show! Join me (spike2k) Again tomorrow, for the second installment, and if you want to play, just ask me!
Thanks for reading this exclusive game forum show, Who wants to be a console gamer!
spike2k
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i loved the life lines LOL.
i think we should do "who wants to be an SR staff member" but i aint gunna do it don't wanna jinx my GAD :)
i think we should do "who wants to be an SR staff member" but i aint gunna do it don't wanna jinx my GAD :)
Good post and let me be in it tomorow
Wonder who'll be up for a shot at a million tomorrow.... :D
Wow! I didn`t realise I had such a nasty side! I guess Small Froggy will tell me otherwise though :-)
Anyway, good post, and I take it as I didn`t win I can leave now yeh?
Anyway, good post, and I take it as I didn`t win I can leave now yeh?
Isn't there sposed to be a GBA quiz show link-up in Japan soon, something to do with gameshows??? It sounds interesteing and could be big.
Nice post mate. i got escorted from the building LOL
Haha, nice one Speckles. Possible for me to be a contestant soon?? :)
Hehe. Good post Spike. Could I be a contestant tomorrow? :D
You don't have to make me but that was cool anyway! :D
You don't have to make me but that was cool anyway! :D
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