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Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybodys favourite alien(more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybody’s favorite alien (more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer, which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
He had clouded peoples judgements and interpratations of him with every good word he said about 'gaming', he used that word an unusual amount, whilst making you guys think he was talking about the most popular form of entertainment we see today.
He was in fact, talking about the emperor of Jupiter, the one and only "Geaminkg", this was the alien responsible for brainwashing the first scientist to clone a sheep, he also made a kid pick up a football and start running with it to create Rugby, all the while the kid running without his own knowledge and supervision. And this was the "foot in the door" that Bill Gates needed if it was to work on every other human.
When Bill handed out the first X-box, he handed with it a chemical toxin through the protein strings in his hand., and from his hand to the X-box box, from the box to the guy, to the guy and his family, and to the family and there friends, this is how the reign of destruction started.
People went into cabbage-like states whenever they entered a shop which sold the computer, then they bought it, evermore increasing the stranglehold on society, held by Geaminkg and Bill, and their minions. It was then that Bill Gates announced to the world that he was in fact "an alien", or to be more procise "Micheal Jacksons love-child".
This sickened Geaminkg, and he then announced to the world, that a coalition treaty signed by him and Bill, was off.
Humans everywhere fleed to underground bumkers and sewers to watch the war on the T.V's, because they knew that war was impending, and it did soon happen.
It was a war only between Bill and Geaminkg, a fight to the death if you will. It started with Bill pounding the alien non-stop, he had him down on the floor, ready to deliver the final, killer shot. Then the lights went out, amidst confusion, the lights came back on, and the world saw that the war was over, with Bills head decapitated and on a stick, Geaminkg decided to overrun our planet. The people didn't like the idea of being told what to do by a jug-eared, smiling prince of darkness, and slowly but surely, the population ended with everyone taking there own lives.
The world was left to the alien, with nobody but himself to appreciate his acheivements.
That prophecy may come true, try and look closely at Bill Gates in future, and see that he is in fact, an alien.
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybodys favourite alien(more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybody’s favorite alien (more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer, which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
He had clouded peoples judgements and interpratations of him with every good word he said about 'gaming', he used that word an unusual amount, whilst making you guys think he was talking about the most popular form of entertainment we see today.
He was in fact, talking about the emperor of Jupiter, the one and only "Geaminkg", this was the alien responsible for brainwashing the first scientist to clone a sheep, he also made a kid pick up a football and start running with it to create Rugby, all the while the kid running without his own knowledge and supervision. And this was the "foot in the door" that Bill Gates needed if it was to work on every other human.
When Bill handed out the first X-box, he handed with it a chemical toxin through the protein strings in his hand., and from his hand to the X-box box, from the box to the guy, to the guy and his family, and to the family and there friends, this is how the reign of destruction started.
People went into cabbage-like states whenever they entered a shop which sold the computer, then they bought it, evermore increasing the stranglehold on society, held by Geaminkg and Bill, and their minions. It was then that Bill Gates announced to the world that he was in fact "an alien", or to be more procise "Micheal Jacksons love-child".
This sickened Geaminkg, and he then announced to the world, that a coalition treaty signed by him and Bill, was off.
Humans everywhere fleed to underground bumkers and sewers to watch the war on the T.V's, because they knew that war was impending, and it did soon happen.
It was a war only between Bill and Geaminkg, a fight to the death if you will. It started with Bill pounding the alien non-stop, he had him down on the floor, ready to deliver the final, killer shot. Then the lights went out, amidst confusion, the lights came back on, and the world saw that the war was over, with Bills head decapitated and on a stick, Geaminkg decided to overrun our planet. The people didn't like the idea of being told what to do by a jug-eared, smiling prince of darkness, and slowly but surely, the population ended with everyone taking there own lives.
The world was left to the alien, with nobody but himself to appreciate his acheivements.
That prophecy may come true, try and look closely at Bill Gates in future, and see that he is in fact, an alien.
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Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybodys favourite alien(more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybody’s favorite alien (more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer, which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
He had clouded peoples judgements and interpratations of him with every good word he said about 'gaming', he used that word an unusual amount, whilst making you guys think he was talking about the most popular form of entertainment we see today.
He was in fact, talking about the emperor of Jupiter, the one and only "Geaminkg", this was the alien responsible for brainwashing the first scientist to clone a sheep, he also made a kid pick up a football and start running with it to create Rugby, all the while the kid running without his own knowledge and supervision. And this was the "foot in the door" that Bill Gates needed if it was to work on every other human.
When Bill handed out the first X-box, he handed with it a chemical toxin through the protein strings in his hand., and from his hand to the X-box box, from the box to the guy, to the guy and his family, and to the family and there friends, this is how the reign of destruction started.
People went into cabbage-like states whenever they entered a shop which sold the computer, then they bought it, evermore increasing the stranglehold on society, held by Geaminkg and Bill, and their minions. It was then that Bill Gates announced to the world that he was in fact "an alien", or to be more procise "Micheal Jacksons love-child".
This sickened Geaminkg, and he then announced to the world, that a coalition treaty signed by him and Bill, was off.
Humans everywhere fleed to underground bumkers and sewers to watch the war on the T.V's, because they knew that war was impending, and it did soon happen.
It was a war only between Bill and Geaminkg, a fight to the death if you will. It started with Bill pounding the alien non-stop, he had him down on the floor, ready to deliver the final, killer shot. Then the lights went out, amidst confusion, the lights came back on, and the world saw that the war was over, with Bills head decapitated and on a stick, Geaminkg decided to overrun our planet. The people didn't like the idea of being told what to do by a jug-eared, smiling prince of darkness, and slowly but surely, the population ended with everyone taking there own lives.
The world was left to the alien, with nobody but himself to appreciate his acheivements.
That prophecy may come true, try and look closely at Bill Gates in future, and see that he is in fact, an alien.
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybodys favourite alien(more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
Where did it all go wrong!?
I think it was somewhere in between the first PS2 and the last X-box...all masterminded with Bill Gates' supervision.
Let's all calm down and think of the rational explanation.
...And since Bill Gates is everybody’s favorite alien (more on that later), we'll start, and finish, with him.
In a continuation of where consoles become more advanced the later they are brought out, the X-box has since ruled the gaming industry with its graphics, gameplay and online capability; but they can all be matched by others...why you ask? Well, there is another being at work on this one.
It started with Bills billions of dollars. Apparently, he had been working on a super-computer, which was to proceed the X-box. Thing is, Bill Gates never let on to anyone that he was in fact, in coalition with beings from another planet.
He had clouded peoples judgements and interpratations of him with every good word he said about 'gaming', he used that word an unusual amount, whilst making you guys think he was talking about the most popular form of entertainment we see today.
He was in fact, talking about the emperor of Jupiter, the one and only "Geaminkg", this was the alien responsible for brainwashing the first scientist to clone a sheep, he also made a kid pick up a football and start running with it to create Rugby, all the while the kid running without his own knowledge and supervision. And this was the "foot in the door" that Bill Gates needed if it was to work on every other human.
When Bill handed out the first X-box, he handed with it a chemical toxin through the protein strings in his hand., and from his hand to the X-box box, from the box to the guy, to the guy and his family, and to the family and there friends, this is how the reign of destruction started.
People went into cabbage-like states whenever they entered a shop which sold the computer, then they bought it, evermore increasing the stranglehold on society, held by Geaminkg and Bill, and their minions. It was then that Bill Gates announced to the world that he was in fact "an alien", or to be more procise "Micheal Jacksons love-child".
This sickened Geaminkg, and he then announced to the world, that a coalition treaty signed by him and Bill, was off.
Humans everywhere fleed to underground bumkers and sewers to watch the war on the T.V's, because they knew that war was impending, and it did soon happen.
It was a war only between Bill and Geaminkg, a fight to the death if you will. It started with Bill pounding the alien non-stop, he had him down on the floor, ready to deliver the final, killer shot. Then the lights went out, amidst confusion, the lights came back on, and the world saw that the war was over, with Bills head decapitated and on a stick, Geaminkg decided to overrun our planet. The people didn't like the idea of being told what to do by a jug-eared, smiling prince of darkness, and slowly but surely, the population ended with everyone taking there own lives.
The world was left to the alien, with nobody but himself to appreciate his acheivements.
That prophecy may come true, try and look closely at Bill Gates in future, and see that he is in fact, an alien.