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Help Required:
We are currently looking to recruit 2 blind Squirrels to work in a busy office. Current employees do not have a scoobdidoo as to what they are doing and continuously talk about weddings and other girly things instead of having materials ready when required. Which means I have to stay on at work for hours on end while they go home to do whatever it is they do.
So I am hiring some Squirrels, as I am sure they will do a much better job.
Wages are paid at 10 nuts per hour, and anyone caught impersonating a Squirrel will only find themselves with some sore nuts.
Any Squirrels interested should submit their applications in writing to:
Squirrels and Hot sauce
Taste Good
Enough
To Eat.
Leave your tree number and daytime homing pigeon with the application.
Thank you.
(All events depicted in that little load of rubbish are fictitious and any similarities to any real life events are purely coincidental, apart from the bit with my fellow 'colleagues' who are really annoying me as of late.)
:)
We are currently looking to recruit 2 blind Squirrels to work in a busy office. Current employees do not have a scoobdidoo as to what they are doing and continuously talk about weddings and other girly things instead of having materials ready when required. Which means I have to stay on at work for hours on end while they go home to do whatever it is they do.
So I am hiring some Squirrels, as I am sure they will do a much better job.
Wages are paid at 10 nuts per hour, and anyone caught impersonating a Squirrel will only find themselves with some sore nuts.
Any Squirrels interested should submit their applications in writing to:
Squirrels and Hot sauce
Taste Good
Enough
To Eat.
Leave your tree number and daytime homing pigeon with the application.
Thank you.
(All events depicted in that little load of rubbish are fictitious and any similarities to any real life events are purely coincidental, apart from the bit with my fellow 'colleagues' who are really annoying me as of late.)
:)
Kyz22 wrote:
> Your friggin crazy!
Yes I am, smoe people at work are really peevin me off just now, and I think some Squirrels would do a better job, heck, even a rat would do if the Squirrels are too expensive.
:)
> Your friggin crazy!
Yes I am, smoe people at work are really peevin me off just now, and I think some Squirrels would do a better job, heck, even a rat would do if the Squirrels are too expensive.
:)
i eat them fro breakfast and maybe u could be to ahahahahhahahaha
OK then!
*Slowly walks away from the PC*
*Slowly walks away from the PC*
Your friggin crazy!
Help Required:
We are currently looking to recruit 2 blind Squirrels to work in a busy office. Current employees do not have a scoobdidoo as to what they are doing and continuously talk about weddings and other girly things instead of having materials ready when required. Which means I have to stay on at work for hours on end while they go home to do whatever it is they do.
So I am hiring some Squirrels, as I am sure they will do a much better job.
Wages are paid at 10 nuts per hour, and anyone caught impersonating a Squirrel will only find themselves with some sore nuts.
Any Squirrels interested should submit their applications in writing to:
Squirrels and Hot sauce
Taste Good
Enough
To Eat.
Leave your tree number and daytime homing pigeon with the application.
Thank you.
(All events depicted in that little load of rubbish are fictitious and any similarities to any real life events are purely coincidental, apart from the bit with my fellow 'colleagues' who are really annoying me as of late.)
:)
We are currently looking to recruit 2 blind Squirrels to work in a busy office. Current employees do not have a scoobdidoo as to what they are doing and continuously talk about weddings and other girly things instead of having materials ready when required. Which means I have to stay on at work for hours on end while they go home to do whatever it is they do.
So I am hiring some Squirrels, as I am sure they will do a much better job.
Wages are paid at 10 nuts per hour, and anyone caught impersonating a Squirrel will only find themselves with some sore nuts.
Any Squirrels interested should submit their applications in writing to:
Squirrels and Hot sauce
Taste Good
Enough
To Eat.
Leave your tree number and daytime homing pigeon with the application.
Thank you.
(All events depicted in that little load of rubbish are fictitious and any similarities to any real life events are purely coincidental, apart from the bit with my fellow 'colleagues' who are really annoying me as of late.)
:)