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Earlier today the insane Internet user Goatboy struck again this time at Special Reserve HQ only this time he wasn’t alone.
He had a friend with him known on the Internet site as Slik.
Together they both stampeded the headquarters and started running through corridors waving sticks.
At one point Goatboy Yelled “ME SMASH YOO WIV STICK”. After this security was called but because they heard about Goatboy’s previous attempt at taking over Sony, they were weary and heavily armoured.
The security Guards known as Tony and Mr Snuggly proceeded towards the area they thought the intruders were. They Got Lucky, or should I say Unlucky, because Slik started to throw anything he could find, PC monitors GameCubes, Filing cabinet drawers you name it he threw it. Unfortunately one of the items Slik threw was a plastic bottle of glue. It struck Mr Snuggly on the head, he fell down.
Seeing that his companion was KO’D Tony called for backup.
Tony decided to bribe the two people. He sated “Come on Goatboy and Slik, come out come out wherever you are” then saying “If you come out I will give you both a free game” slowly but surely one by one Goatboy and Slik came out of their hiding place.
Suddenly some thing startled Goatboy and Slik, they fled and ran down the hallway.
It was the backup Tony had requested arriving that startled the two people. When his backup came in Tony said to the Guards (Known as Meka Dragon and Dingo!) “You fools I almost had him” “Well what are you standing there for looking like a pair of dodo’s, GO AND GET THEM!”
Tony went over to his unfortunate companion and shook him, he woke up and said “ What hit me was it a Gamecube was it a GBA?” Tony Replied “no it was a bucket of glue” MrSnuggly also replied “ohh! That’s why I’m stuck to the floor” Apparently the glue was super strong therefore sticking MrSnuggly to the floor.
By the time Tony and MrSnuggly got out of the room the intruders were already making there way to Tony’s Doughnut box. Tony walked past a security monitor, which was displaying what the camera was picking up.
Tony looked at the screen in shock, and screamed “PLAESE NOT THE DOUGHNUTS” Tony ran as fast as he could toward MrSnuggly came in the room out of breath from running. Tony looked at Snuggly and said, “You really should cut off eating those doughnuts they are making you fat” MrSnuggly looked at Tony “what?” Tony said Then MrSnuggly said, “Wait a minute this isn’t your box of doughnut’s, it’s mine” Tony replied “Phew thank god for that, for a minute there I thought he was eating my doughnuts.”
While all this conversation was going on the two Intruders were escaping.
Suddenly Tony looked towards the door “Hey they are getting away” he said in an alarmed tone. He turned towards MrSnuggly and said “You idiot that’s your fault whinging about your precious doughnuts” “No it’s not” replied Snuggly Tony turned round and threw a Gamecube at Snuggly “Ow! What was that for you dumb dumb” before they knew it they had started a fight between themselves.
Once the fight was over the two guards Tony and Snuggly headed out the door realising that they had let the two intruders escape.
They met us when they got out of the building but neither commented.
The police released this statement “We don’t know where the intruders are or have an idea where they might strike next, but we are looking for them and will release a statement if and when we catch them”
I’ll bring you more on that story later!
THE END
Earlier today the insane Internet user Goatboy struck again this time at Special Reserve HQ only this time he wasn’t alone.
He had a friend with him known on the Internet site as Slik.
Together they both stampeded the headquarters and started running through corridors waving sticks.
At one point Goatboy Yelled “ME SMASH YOO WIV STICK”. After this security was called but because they heard about Goatboy’s previous attempt at taking over Sony, they were weary and heavily armoured.
The security Guards known as Tony and Mr Snuggly proceeded towards the area they thought the intruders were. They Got Lucky, or should I say Unlucky, because Slik started to throw anything he could find, PC monitors GameCubes, Filing cabinet drawers you name it he threw it. Unfortunately one of the items Slik threw was a plastic bottle of glue. It struck Mr Snuggly on the head, he fell down.
Seeing that his companion was KO’D Tony called for backup.
Tony decided to bribe the two people. He sated “Come on Goatboy and Slik, come out come out wherever you are” then saying “If you come out I will give you both a free game” slowly but surely one by one Goatboy and Slik came out of their hiding place.
Suddenly some thing startled Goatboy and Slik, they fled and ran down the hallway.
It was the backup Tony had requested arriving that startled the two people. When his backup came in Tony said to the Guards (Known as Meka Dragon and Dingo!) “You fools I almost had him” “Well what are you standing there for looking like a pair of dodo’s, GO AND GET THEM!”
Tony went over to his unfortunate companion and shook him, he woke up and said “ What hit me was it a Gamecube was it a GBA?” Tony Replied “no it was a bucket of glue” MrSnuggly also replied “ohh! That’s why I’m stuck to the floor” Apparently the glue was super strong therefore sticking MrSnuggly to the floor.
By the time Tony and MrSnuggly got out of the room the intruders were already making there way to Tony’s Doughnut box. Tony walked past a security monitor, which was displaying what the camera was picking up.
Tony looked at the screen in shock, and screamed “PLAESE NOT THE DOUGHNUTS” Tony ran as fast as he could toward MrSnuggly came in the room out of breath from running. Tony looked at Snuggly and said, “You really should cut off eating those doughnuts they are making you fat” MrSnuggly looked at Tony “what?” Tony said Then MrSnuggly said, “Wait a minute this isn’t your box of doughnut’s, it’s mine” Tony replied “Phew thank god for that, for a minute there I thought he was eating my doughnuts.”
While all this conversation was going on the two Intruders were escaping.
Suddenly Tony looked towards the door “Hey they are getting away” he said in an alarmed tone. He turned towards MrSnuggly and said “You idiot that’s your fault whinging about your precious doughnuts” “No it’s not” replied Snuggly Tony turned round and threw a Gamecube at Snuggly “Ow! What was that for you dumb dumb” before they knew it they had started a fight between themselves.
Once the fight was over the two guards Tony and Snuggly headed out the door realising that they had let the two intruders escape.
They met us when they got out of the building but neither commented.
The police released this statement “We don’t know where the intruders are or have an idea where they might strike next, but we are looking for them and will release a statement if and when we catch them”
I’ll bring you more on that story later!
THE END
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Well I've got to go now so i'll se you guys tomorrow.
Ps I hope I win for my Topic I did in Prime yesterday. it's called The Nintendo Story!
Ps I hope I win for my Topic I did in Prime yesterday. it's called The Nintendo Story!
Hey look ma no hands!
woooooooh... *starts to sing like a girl because of kick in genatalyer* "we're flying in the air..."
Mr Gynaecologist wrote:
> *starts to whimper* apologises! uncuffs the two.
Just thought i could be a
> hero... but nooo im a zero!
*looks up to Doughnut Monster and starts to
> purr!!!*
Get of me you mingy cat. *kicks what he thinks is a cat but is really Mr Gynaeologist high into the air*
*Suddenly realised it wasn't a cat he kicked and shouts "Hey Mr Gynaeologist come back*
> *starts to whimper* apologises! uncuffs the two.
Just thought i could be a
> hero... but nooo im a zero!
*looks up to Doughnut Monster and starts to
> purr!!!*
Get of me you mingy cat. *kicks what he thinks is a cat but is really Mr Gynaeologist high into the air*
*Suddenly realised it wasn't a cat he kicked and shouts "Hey Mr Gynaeologist come back*
*starts to whimper* apologises! uncuffs the two.
Just thought i could be a hero... but nooo im a zero!
*looks up to Doughnut Monster and starts to purr!!!*
Just thought i could be a hero... but nooo im a zero!
*looks up to Doughnut Monster and starts to purr!!!*
Arrgh get these damn cuffs of my neck. *doughnut smashes Mr Gynaeologist with his bigger stick*
20p!!! WOW! u get it cheap!!! *sneakly pulls out handcuffs from his pocket*
WHATS THAT!!! *points at a flying pig! and slaps on handcuffs to $liks left ankle and Monsters neck (dont ask how!)*
Muahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
SNUGGLES I AVENGE YEE
WHATS THAT!!! *points at a flying pig! and slaps on handcuffs to $liks left ankle and Monsters neck (dont ask how!)*
Muahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
SNUGGLES I AVENGE YEE
Crude but efficient.
Mr Gynaecologist wrote:
> Amputation that is harsh... *feels sympathetic for Snuggly* oh btw... Goatboy
> and Monster whatever u 2 are takin can i have some too it smells good!
there on lines of crushed up polo mints, i can get u some for 20p *wink wink* :D
slik ~_~
> Amputation that is harsh... *feels sympathetic for Snuggly* oh btw... Goatboy
> and Monster whatever u 2 are takin can i have some too it smells good!
there on lines of crushed up polo mints, i can get u some for 20p *wink wink* :D
slik ~_~
Amputation that is harsh... *feels sympathetic for Snuggly* oh btw... Goatboy and Monster whatever u 2 are takin can i have some too it smells good!
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