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FROM HEAVEN TO HEDDLU
Football returned to the dark days of the 1970s yesterday at Ninian Park as Cardiff fans, fueled with the hatred of centuries under English rule, took to the playing surface waving pitchforks and shotguns having sacrificed a young virgin to Satan in a prematch ritual.
Over 20,000 hooligans who were there ran immediatley towards Lee Bowyer and Jonathon Woodgate. The two Leeds players were attacked by Cardiff fans carrying sledgehammers. Robbie Fowler, now in intensive care, was shot twice at close range with a handgun trying to save his team mates.
Both Woodgate and Bowyer were transferred to Leeds City Hospital last night suffering from 3rd degree burns and stab wounds.
It was only when Cardiff fans brought in a armoured tank through a side enterance to the ground and tried to attack the Leeds supporters that the police acted. 5 marksmen were sent to the roof of the main stand to try and neutralise
the situation. Meanwhile the whole of the South Wales Police force swarmed into the playing area armed with semi-automatic weapons and special Police lions breeded especially for dealing with football hooligans.
Altogether 7 men were arrested by the Police.
Sam Hammam, owner of Cardiff City, was captured by Police using tranquilizer darts after a long struggle. Hammam had breached FA rules banning chairmen from standing behind goals and as police moved in to replace him in his cage in the Directors Box, he ordered his troops to seize the Police.
The brave men of the Yorkshire Police resisted this challenge and after 16 minutes, Sam Hammam was carried out of the ground, unconsious to the local police station where he was released without charge.
In other news, Manchester United supporters took to the field waving flowers following their amazing victory over Aston Villa in the game of the day.
Football returned to the dark days of the 1970s yesterday at Ninian Park as Cardiff fans, fueled with the hatred of centuries under English rule, took to the playing surface waving pitchforks and shotguns having sacrificed a young virgin to Satan in a prematch ritual.
Over 20,000 hooligans who were there ran immediatley towards Lee Bowyer and Jonathon Woodgate. The two Leeds players were attacked by Cardiff fans carrying sledgehammers. Robbie Fowler, now in intensive care, was shot twice at close range with a handgun trying to save his team mates.
Both Woodgate and Bowyer were transferred to Leeds City Hospital last night suffering from 3rd degree burns and stab wounds.
It was only when Cardiff fans brought in a armoured tank through a side enterance to the ground and tried to attack the Leeds supporters that the police acted. 5 marksmen were sent to the roof of the main stand to try and neutralise
the situation. Meanwhile the whole of the South Wales Police force swarmed into the playing area armed with semi-automatic weapons and special Police lions breeded especially for dealing with football hooligans.
Altogether 7 men were arrested by the Police.
Sam Hammam, owner of Cardiff City, was captured by Police using tranquilizer darts after a long struggle. Hammam had breached FA rules banning chairmen from standing behind goals and as police moved in to replace him in his cage in the Directors Box, he ordered his troops to seize the Police.
The brave men of the Yorkshire Police resisted this challenge and after 16 minutes, Sam Hammam was carried out of the ground, unconsious to the local police station where he was released without charge.
In other news, Manchester United supporters took to the field waving flowers following their amazing victory over Aston Villa in the game of the day.
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Craw wrote:
It was only when Cardiff fans brought in a armoured tank through a side enterance to the ground and tried to attack the Leeds supporters that the police acted.
And now to add another excellent :)
Excellent.
It was only when Cardiff fans brought in a armoured tank through a side enterance to the ground and tried to attack the Leeds supporters that the police acted.
And now to add another excellent :)
Excellent.
And I didn't mean I'd hold your bottom before you ask..
VenomByte wrote:
> Excellent ;)
>If this doesn't get a GAD, I'll buy you one myself.
I may indeed hold you to that. Not the bottom bit though, obviously.
> Excellent ;)
>If this doesn't get a GAD, I'll buy you one myself.
I may indeed hold you to that. Not the bottom bit though, obviously.
Craw wrote:
Sam Hammam,
> owner of Cardiff City, was captured by Police using tranquilizer darts after a
> long struggle.
Classic !!!
Sam Hammam,
> owner of Cardiff City, was captured by Police using tranquilizer darts after a
> long struggle.
Classic !!!
Meka Dragon wrote:
>And I honestly believed this was from the Daily Mail, >until it
> got completely ridiculous!
I know, the Police Lions gave it away....
>And I honestly believed this was from the Daily Mail, >until it
> got completely ridiculous!
I know, the Police Lions gave it away....
Excellent ;)
If this doesn't get a GAD, I'll buy you one myself.
(NB: The author of this post resevres the right to withdraw his previous statement in the event that the aforementioned post, does not in fact, win.)
If this doesn't get a GAD, I'll buy you one myself.
(NB: The author of this post resevres the right to withdraw his previous statement in the event that the aforementioned post, does not in fact, win.)
In some poeples eyes, those red piggy eyes of the Dialy Mail reporters, yes, yes it is true.
And I honestly believed this was from the Daily Mail, until it got completely ridiculous!
And I honestly believed this was from the Daily Mail, until it got completely ridiculous!
Its all true, y'know.
;-)
;-)
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