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They have lost to Sony in the console war but Bill Gates will never give up. In a conference early today Mr. Gates commented on how the console war was just a test and he was really planning a full scale war using the Xbox as a nuclear bomb. They say size doesn't matter but in the case of the Xbox and a war with Iraq size couldn't play a bigger part. At approximately 4:00pm today Microsoft will drop 100,000 Xbox's on Iraq which will not only take out the country but with the correct amount of fire power it could take out the Middle Eastern European economy and life as we know it.
One 'Nuclear Geek Bomb' (An Xbox full of Bill Gates photos) will hold enough explosives to level a city block and if dropped in the correct place it will cause severe devastation. In the conference Bill Gates stated that, "I might have lost the console war but what does that prove about a man? I ask you, what makes a man? The size of his wallet?" Reporters burst into fits of giggles throughout the conference as Mr. Gates delivered devastating one liners which weren't only in-appropriate but they also contradicted the Microsoft motto. "Would Nintendo or Sony go to war with Iraq? I think not, you know why that is? They aren't men that is why!" It doesn't take a genius to work out that Sony and Nintendo aren't men, surely everyone knows they are companies?!
The console war has being going for over 1 year now and all this time Mr. Gates thought that he was battling against 2 other men?! I think Mr. Gates is getting his private life mixed up with Business if you catch my drift. At this current time Iraq aren't aware of this attack and if the bombs run to the schedule then they won't have the time or resources to retaliate before the country vanishes like a Microsoft .dll file. Mr. Gates was asked to comment on any errors which may occur during the attack and with a typical Homer Simpson response he replied "that is for the company owner to comment about". If Windows XP is anything to go by there is a possibility that he may forget to include explosives or they could crash right before the crucial impact.
It was clear that Mr. Gates was cutting of his nose to spite his face and although his world domination plan was one step closer to completion this would surely blow Microsoft's rating from 2 down to 1. The Microsoft war with Iraq will be over in a matter of "minutes" according to Bill Gates' right hand man Mini Gates and afterwards they would get back on track with development for the Xbox 2. When Mr. Gates was asked to comment on the worlds economy he only seemed to be interested in how it would affect his life and how Microsoft would bounce back from war. "Why are you asking me about the world's economy when I only live in one area of the world? My intake for last year was $58 Billion and I didn't let my staff see 1 penny, do you really think I can spend $58 Billion before I launch another OS? Mr. Gates then proceeded to throw a board rubber across the room as one reported shouted out "no but you could lose it"!
The war against Iraq looks set to go ahead within the next few hours and although there are no back-up plans in terms of safety if something went wrong both Mini Gates and Mr. Gates would escape in a rocket in the shape of a $ sign where there bodies will be frozen until the next money reserve opens like Bill Gates' pocket when a company goes up for sale. The word was now out on the street (so to speak) and the Xbox's were ready for lift off. If this is a lesson for any budding Bill Gates’ reading this then let it be a warning that money is not everything and that you can't judge a man by the size of his... erm... Wallet. The president wouldn't do it but Mr. Gates has launched a new war only this time he thinks that Iraq is a company behind the PS2 sales world wide.
Mr. Gates' priorities weren't exactly clear by the end of the conference and it left a few worried faces wondering what was going to happen. Although his family and co-workers have tried to convince him that Iraq is a country he is a firm believer that they are supporting Sony's bid for world domination. At the start of the conference Mr. Gates was all set for war with Iraq but in fact towards the end it was clear that it was just a publicity stunt to worry Sony so that they would hopefully lose contact with Iraq. Mr. Gates looked like a worried man who had his finger on the trigger to launch 100,000 Xbox's into Iraq. He wasn't a dangerous man and the Xbox's wouldn't contain explosives as earlier suggested. Bill Gates' has always reached the top and aimed for first place (apart from sports days) and to be second in a market dominated by sales wasn't his idea of fun. Towards the end of the conference it became clear that Iraq was just a nickname for Sony in the Microsoft office and that Bill Gates' was mentally insane. He wanted people's attention and I personally couldn't think of a better way. The war with Sony and Nintendo would continue and so would his bid to become the market leader once again!
Thanks for Reading
*Whispers* Once again? He never was the leader but I don't think anyone would dare to tell him that... would you?!
One 'Nuclear Geek Bomb' (An Xbox full of Bill Gates photos) will hold enough explosives to level a city block and if dropped in the correct place it will cause severe devastation. In the conference Bill Gates stated that, "I might have lost the console war but what does that prove about a man? I ask you, what makes a man? The size of his wallet?" Reporters burst into fits of giggles throughout the conference as Mr. Gates delivered devastating one liners which weren't only in-appropriate but they also contradicted the Microsoft motto. "Would Nintendo or Sony go to war with Iraq? I think not, you know why that is? They aren't men that is why!" It doesn't take a genius to work out that Sony and Nintendo aren't men, surely everyone knows they are companies?!
The console war has being going for over 1 year now and all this time Mr. Gates thought that he was battling against 2 other men?! I think Mr. Gates is getting his private life mixed up with Business if you catch my drift. At this current time Iraq aren't aware of this attack and if the bombs run to the schedule then they won't have the time or resources to retaliate before the country vanishes like a Microsoft .dll file. Mr. Gates was asked to comment on any errors which may occur during the attack and with a typical Homer Simpson response he replied "that is for the company owner to comment about". If Windows XP is anything to go by there is a possibility that he may forget to include explosives or they could crash right before the crucial impact.
It was clear that Mr. Gates was cutting of his nose to spite his face and although his world domination plan was one step closer to completion this would surely blow Microsoft's rating from 2 down to 1. The Microsoft war with Iraq will be over in a matter of "minutes" according to Bill Gates' right hand man Mini Gates and afterwards they would get back on track with development for the Xbox 2. When Mr. Gates was asked to comment on the worlds economy he only seemed to be interested in how it would affect his life and how Microsoft would bounce back from war. "Why are you asking me about the world's economy when I only live in one area of the world? My intake for last year was $58 Billion and I didn't let my staff see 1 penny, do you really think I can spend $58 Billion before I launch another OS? Mr. Gates then proceeded to throw a board rubber across the room as one reported shouted out "no but you could lose it"!
The war against Iraq looks set to go ahead within the next few hours and although there are no back-up plans in terms of safety if something went wrong both Mini Gates and Mr. Gates would escape in a rocket in the shape of a $ sign where there bodies will be frozen until the next money reserve opens like Bill Gates' pocket when a company goes up for sale. The word was now out on the street (so to speak) and the Xbox's were ready for lift off. If this is a lesson for any budding Bill Gates’ reading this then let it be a warning that money is not everything and that you can't judge a man by the size of his... erm... Wallet. The president wouldn't do it but Mr. Gates has launched a new war only this time he thinks that Iraq is a company behind the PS2 sales world wide.
Mr. Gates' priorities weren't exactly clear by the end of the conference and it left a few worried faces wondering what was going to happen. Although his family and co-workers have tried to convince him that Iraq is a country he is a firm believer that they are supporting Sony's bid for world domination. At the start of the conference Mr. Gates was all set for war with Iraq but in fact towards the end it was clear that it was just a publicity stunt to worry Sony so that they would hopefully lose contact with Iraq. Mr. Gates looked like a worried man who had his finger on the trigger to launch 100,000 Xbox's into Iraq. He wasn't a dangerous man and the Xbox's wouldn't contain explosives as earlier suggested. Bill Gates' has always reached the top and aimed for first place (apart from sports days) and to be second in a market dominated by sales wasn't his idea of fun. Towards the end of the conference it became clear that Iraq was just a nickname for Sony in the Microsoft office and that Bill Gates' was mentally insane. He wanted people's attention and I personally couldn't think of a better way. The war with Sony and Nintendo would continue and so would his bid to become the market leader once again!
Thanks for Reading
*Whispers* Once again? He never was the leader but I don't think anyone would dare to tell him that... would you?!
Cheers Totoro glad you liked it :)
Ha ha, great stuff.
(Worth a free game methinks...but don't quote me on that ;D)
(Worth a free game methinks...but don't quote me on that ;D)
They have lost to Sony in the console war but Bill Gates will never give up. In a conference early today Mr. Gates commented on how the console war was just a test and he was really planning a full scale war using the Xbox as a nuclear bomb. They say size doesn't matter but in the case of the Xbox and a war with Iraq size couldn't play a bigger part. At approximately 4:00pm today Microsoft will drop 100,000 Xbox's on Iraq which will not only take out the country but with the correct amount of fire power it could take out the Middle Eastern European economy and life as we know it.
One 'Nuclear Geek Bomb' (An Xbox full of Bill Gates photos) will hold enough explosives to level a city block and if dropped in the correct place it will cause severe devastation. In the conference Bill Gates stated that, "I might have lost the console war but what does that prove about a man? I ask you, what makes a man? The size of his wallet?" Reporters burst into fits of giggles throughout the conference as Mr. Gates delivered devastating one liners which weren't only in-appropriate but they also contradicted the Microsoft motto. "Would Nintendo or Sony go to war with Iraq? I think not, you know why that is? They aren't men that is why!" It doesn't take a genius to work out that Sony and Nintendo aren't men, surely everyone knows they are companies?!
The console war has being going for over 1 year now and all this time Mr. Gates thought that he was battling against 2 other men?! I think Mr. Gates is getting his private life mixed up with Business if you catch my drift. At this current time Iraq aren't aware of this attack and if the bombs run to the schedule then they won't have the time or resources to retaliate before the country vanishes like a Microsoft .dll file. Mr. Gates was asked to comment on any errors which may occur during the attack and with a typical Homer Simpson response he replied "that is for the company owner to comment about". If Windows XP is anything to go by there is a possibility that he may forget to include explosives or they could crash right before the crucial impact.
It was clear that Mr. Gates was cutting of his nose to spite his face and although his world domination plan was one step closer to completion this would surely blow Microsoft's rating from 2 down to 1. The Microsoft war with Iraq will be over in a matter of "minutes" according to Bill Gates' right hand man Mini Gates and afterwards they would get back on track with development for the Xbox 2. When Mr. Gates was asked to comment on the worlds economy he only seemed to be interested in how it would affect his life and how Microsoft would bounce back from war. "Why are you asking me about the world's economy when I only live in one area of the world? My intake for last year was $58 Billion and I didn't let my staff see 1 penny, do you really think I can spend $58 Billion before I launch another OS? Mr. Gates then proceeded to throw a board rubber across the room as one reported shouted out "no but you could lose it"!
The war against Iraq looks set to go ahead within the next few hours and although there are no back-up plans in terms of safety if something went wrong both Mini Gates and Mr. Gates would escape in a rocket in the shape of a $ sign where there bodies will be frozen until the next money reserve opens like Bill Gates' pocket when a company goes up for sale. The word was now out on the street (so to speak) and the Xbox's were ready for lift off. If this is a lesson for any budding Bill Gates’ reading this then let it be a warning that money is not everything and that you can't judge a man by the size of his... erm... Wallet. The president wouldn't do it but Mr. Gates has launched a new war only this time he thinks that Iraq is a company behind the PS2 sales world wide.
Mr. Gates' priorities weren't exactly clear by the end of the conference and it left a few worried faces wondering what was going to happen. Although his family and co-workers have tried to convince him that Iraq is a country he is a firm believer that they are supporting Sony's bid for world domination. At the start of the conference Mr. Gates was all set for war with Iraq but in fact towards the end it was clear that it was just a publicity stunt to worry Sony so that they would hopefully lose contact with Iraq. Mr. Gates looked like a worried man who had his finger on the trigger to launch 100,000 Xbox's into Iraq. He wasn't a dangerous man and the Xbox's wouldn't contain explosives as earlier suggested. Bill Gates' has always reached the top and aimed for first place (apart from sports days) and to be second in a market dominated by sales wasn't his idea of fun. Towards the end of the conference it became clear that Iraq was just a nickname for Sony in the Microsoft office and that Bill Gates' was mentally insane. He wanted people's attention and I personally couldn't think of a better way. The war with Sony and Nintendo would continue and so would his bid to become the market leader once again!
Thanks for Reading
*Whispers* Once again? He never was the leader but I don't think anyone would dare to tell him that... would you?!
One 'Nuclear Geek Bomb' (An Xbox full of Bill Gates photos) will hold enough explosives to level a city block and if dropped in the correct place it will cause severe devastation. In the conference Bill Gates stated that, "I might have lost the console war but what does that prove about a man? I ask you, what makes a man? The size of his wallet?" Reporters burst into fits of giggles throughout the conference as Mr. Gates delivered devastating one liners which weren't only in-appropriate but they also contradicted the Microsoft motto. "Would Nintendo or Sony go to war with Iraq? I think not, you know why that is? They aren't men that is why!" It doesn't take a genius to work out that Sony and Nintendo aren't men, surely everyone knows they are companies?!
The console war has being going for over 1 year now and all this time Mr. Gates thought that he was battling against 2 other men?! I think Mr. Gates is getting his private life mixed up with Business if you catch my drift. At this current time Iraq aren't aware of this attack and if the bombs run to the schedule then they won't have the time or resources to retaliate before the country vanishes like a Microsoft .dll file. Mr. Gates was asked to comment on any errors which may occur during the attack and with a typical Homer Simpson response he replied "that is for the company owner to comment about". If Windows XP is anything to go by there is a possibility that he may forget to include explosives or they could crash right before the crucial impact.
It was clear that Mr. Gates was cutting of his nose to spite his face and although his world domination plan was one step closer to completion this would surely blow Microsoft's rating from 2 down to 1. The Microsoft war with Iraq will be over in a matter of "minutes" according to Bill Gates' right hand man Mini Gates and afterwards they would get back on track with development for the Xbox 2. When Mr. Gates was asked to comment on the worlds economy he only seemed to be interested in how it would affect his life and how Microsoft would bounce back from war. "Why are you asking me about the world's economy when I only live in one area of the world? My intake for last year was $58 Billion and I didn't let my staff see 1 penny, do you really think I can spend $58 Billion before I launch another OS? Mr. Gates then proceeded to throw a board rubber across the room as one reported shouted out "no but you could lose it"!
The war against Iraq looks set to go ahead within the next few hours and although there are no back-up plans in terms of safety if something went wrong both Mini Gates and Mr. Gates would escape in a rocket in the shape of a $ sign where there bodies will be frozen until the next money reserve opens like Bill Gates' pocket when a company goes up for sale. The word was now out on the street (so to speak) and the Xbox's were ready for lift off. If this is a lesson for any budding Bill Gates’ reading this then let it be a warning that money is not everything and that you can't judge a man by the size of his... erm... Wallet. The president wouldn't do it but Mr. Gates has launched a new war only this time he thinks that Iraq is a company behind the PS2 sales world wide.
Mr. Gates' priorities weren't exactly clear by the end of the conference and it left a few worried faces wondering what was going to happen. Although his family and co-workers have tried to convince him that Iraq is a country he is a firm believer that they are supporting Sony's bid for world domination. At the start of the conference Mr. Gates was all set for war with Iraq but in fact towards the end it was clear that it was just a publicity stunt to worry Sony so that they would hopefully lose contact with Iraq. Mr. Gates looked like a worried man who had his finger on the trigger to launch 100,000 Xbox's into Iraq. He wasn't a dangerous man and the Xbox's wouldn't contain explosives as earlier suggested. Bill Gates' has always reached the top and aimed for first place (apart from sports days) and to be second in a market dominated by sales wasn't his idea of fun. Towards the end of the conference it became clear that Iraq was just a nickname for Sony in the Microsoft office and that Bill Gates' was mentally insane. He wanted people's attention and I personally couldn't think of a better way. The war with Sony and Nintendo would continue and so would his bid to become the market leader once again!
Thanks for Reading
*Whispers* Once again? He never was the leader but I don't think anyone would dare to tell him that... would you?!