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...ite. I didn't think a film could be any more worse than Pearl Harbor, but it looks like I was wrong - big stylee! This film sucks rocks in a way that no-one has ever sucked rocks before. They managed to take a completely original idea (The Blair Witch Project), turn it on it's head and watch as effluence flowed backwards out it's mouth. The original Blair Witch took Hollywood by the balls and made fat cat execs sit up and take notice at what a small group of people could do with nothing more than camcorders and the viewer's imagination. The sequel is a different story. The idea is that Burkittsville has become a tourist haven and there are tours of all the sites in the original film. Something goes wrong, people get killed, yada yada yada, what a surprise. It could have been one well if they hadn't tried to hype it up too much. Instead they pumped money into it and cast some of the most diabolical actors ever. None of it makes any sense either. "I knew she was gonna do that, resulting in this and making a mess of them", "How?", "I don't know". Fer Christ's sake, couldn't they think of anything better than that - "I don't know", says the Goth. Anyway, it sucks, Pearl Harbor sucks, someone shouted "C**k" when Boromir died in LOTR and that's about it. Cheers!
Poor, poor film!! Avoid!!
I think the Blair Witch 3 is a prequel to the first!! Not sure though!!
I think the Blair Witch 3 is a prequel to the first!! Not sure though!!
I was thinking aboot buying this just on the grounds on how much I enjoyed the first one. But the reactions are mixed so I may rent it first.
That film is just plain weird.
How come when one of them saw a funny vision they didn't tell the rest of the group?
Fools.
Quite good film..in a way.
How come when one of them saw a funny vision they didn't tell the rest of the group?
Fools.
Quite good film..in a way.
The mockumentaries on the DVD are much better, I actually forgot they weren't real halfway through watching them.
I liked Blair Witch 2. There was a bird in it that kept taking her top off for no apparent reason.
Inspired by the Erotic Witch?
Yeah, I thought it was alright though, but I wasn't really expecting much from it.
Inspired by the Erotic Witch?
Yeah, I thought it was alright though, but I wasn't really expecting much from it.
...ite. I didn't think a film could be any more worse than Pearl Harbor, but it looks like I was wrong - big stylee! This film sucks rocks in a way that no-one has ever sucked rocks before. They managed to take a completely original idea (The Blair Witch Project), turn it on it's head and watch as effluence flowed backwards out it's mouth. The original Blair Witch took Hollywood by the balls and made fat cat execs sit up and take notice at what a small group of people could do with nothing more than camcorders and the viewer's imagination. The sequel is a different story. The idea is that Burkittsville has become a tourist haven and there are tours of all the sites in the original film. Something goes wrong, people get killed, yada yada yada, what a surprise. It could have been one well if they hadn't tried to hype it up too much. Instead they pumped money into it and cast some of the most diabolical actors ever. None of it makes any sense either. "I knew she was gonna do that, resulting in this and making a mess of them", "How?", "I don't know". Fer Christ's sake, couldn't they think of anything better than that - "I don't know", says the Goth. Anyway, it sucks, Pearl Harbor sucks, someone shouted "C**k" when Boromir died in LOTR and that's about it. Cheers!