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Hello this is your loyal American mate Drunk Cow. Today while I was flipping around the daily spam on the forums I came across a Meka Dragon topic. Of course any topic by Meka Dragon was sure to be gold so I entered and what I saw is still scrouched onto my retinas. There was a huge red blob covering the whole top right hand side of Meka's work. What is this? Is it the end of the world? Do these trousers make me look fat? Who could of done this?
All these questions burned into my brain to the point that I couldn't take it anymore. I drove over to the SR headquarters in my poka-dotted mini-van and barged through those slidding doors, and do you know what I saw........a cat. That's right! A small kitten. But this wasn't no normal kitty. This feline's face and fur was covered with a strange red stain. I knew I was getting close to solve this mystery. The thought of figuring out who did this flodded my head and I lost track of my mind. Without thinking it through I dive toward the cat and grasp him tightly.......then I licked his cheeks.
"Excuse me. Sir! Sir, what are you doing" said a beardless man in the corner.
I look around myself and notice that I was the center of attention. I winked and blew kisses to my furry friend as I ran up a flight of stairs to get away from the crowd. I still had a slight taste of what was on the kitten. What it seemed like scared me beyond my wildest dream. It was pie. Strawberry pie to be percise. A staff member of SR must have been reading through Meka Dragon's topic while munching on some delicious gooy pie when suddenly he drops it onto Mr. Dragon's story threrefore leaving every computer around the world to see a huge bulb like monster. Who could be that clumsy.......Mr. Snuggly.
I skip my way through a large amount of beer bottles and girly mags and reach what looked to be Snuggly's office. When I told him my terrible story...actually I sang it to him in B minor, he responded with "I have no idea what your talking about chrous singing boy. Now get away from me I have to do my job". At this momnet he jumps on a skateboard and runs into a motionless wall. He was sort of doofy but for some wierd reason I believed the man. I think someone else did this. But whom...
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" said the same beardless man from before.
"Are you following me around or something" I yelled lightly.
Then he answered with "Oh sir, it's just that you are so hott".......well maybe that's what I wanted to here. I was wearing my sparkly go-go trousers which truly made me hott. But really I didn't hear his real answer because I was distracted by a flake of strawberry flilling on his lips. First I was going to lick it off. But then I noticed that I wasn't wearing my lip stick. I simply said "You were the one that dropped that pie on the forums". He said "NO COMMENT" several times to me then cleaned his mouth. Who was this wierd man?
"Who are you wierd man" I said quoting my thoughts because I'm not original.
"My name is BEARDS. James BEARDS" he said slyly.
"GASP" I announced while holding my hand up to my mouth.
He didn't even have a beard. That's false advertisement! From behind him I saw a door labled BEARDS. I suddenly knew the best way to get evidence for sure...........I made BEARDS take off his trousers.
"Take off your trousers" I screamed.
"Never. I'll never do such a thing. That's just wrong........okay sure" he managed he say.
He took off his pants reveling his pink heart underwear. He then slowly hands them to me. I study them closely and found what I needed. Everyone knows that when you eat a slice of pie you by mistakely spill some on your shorts and Mr. BEARDS forgot to clean up after the incident so now there was a huge blob of starwberry ooz stained all over them.
"What do you have to say for yourself BEARDS!" I said angryly.
"I...I'm sorry. It was a mistake" he mumbled
"Your going to jail sir.........but I have one more question. How did it get all over the cat?" I said confused.
"Well I had to wipe my pretend beard on something"
We laugh unintentionaly then I kicked him into the county jail. I guess the day is safe now. Thanks to me. My work is done....but seriously do these trousers make my butt look big?
Drunk
All these questions burned into my brain to the point that I couldn't take it anymore. I drove over to the SR headquarters in my poka-dotted mini-van and barged through those slidding doors, and do you know what I saw........a cat. That's right! A small kitten. But this wasn't no normal kitty. This feline's face and fur was covered with a strange red stain. I knew I was getting close to solve this mystery. The thought of figuring out who did this flodded my head and I lost track of my mind. Without thinking it through I dive toward the cat and grasp him tightly.......then I licked his cheeks.
"Excuse me. Sir! Sir, what are you doing" said a beardless man in the corner.
I look around myself and notice that I was the center of attention. I winked and blew kisses to my furry friend as I ran up a flight of stairs to get away from the crowd. I still had a slight taste of what was on the kitten. What it seemed like scared me beyond my wildest dream. It was pie. Strawberry pie to be percise. A staff member of SR must have been reading through Meka Dragon's topic while munching on some delicious gooy pie when suddenly he drops it onto Mr. Dragon's story threrefore leaving every computer around the world to see a huge bulb like monster. Who could be that clumsy.......Mr. Snuggly.
I skip my way through a large amount of beer bottles and girly mags and reach what looked to be Snuggly's office. When I told him my terrible story...actually I sang it to him in B minor, he responded with "I have no idea what your talking about chrous singing boy. Now get away from me I have to do my job". At this momnet he jumps on a skateboard and runs into a motionless wall. He was sort of doofy but for some wierd reason I believed the man. I think someone else did this. But whom...
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" said the same beardless man from before.
"Are you following me around or something" I yelled lightly.
Then he answered with "Oh sir, it's just that you are so hott".......well maybe that's what I wanted to here. I was wearing my sparkly go-go trousers which truly made me hott. But really I didn't hear his real answer because I was distracted by a flake of strawberry flilling on his lips. First I was going to lick it off. But then I noticed that I wasn't wearing my lip stick. I simply said "You were the one that dropped that pie on the forums". He said "NO COMMENT" several times to me then cleaned his mouth. Who was this wierd man?
"Who are you wierd man" I said quoting my thoughts because I'm not original.
"My name is BEARDS. James BEARDS" he said slyly.
"GASP" I announced while holding my hand up to my mouth.
He didn't even have a beard. That's false advertisement! From behind him I saw a door labled BEARDS. I suddenly knew the best way to get evidence for sure...........I made BEARDS take off his trousers.
"Take off your trousers" I screamed.
"Never. I'll never do such a thing. That's just wrong........okay sure" he managed he say.
He took off his pants reveling his pink heart underwear. He then slowly hands them to me. I study them closely and found what I needed. Everyone knows that when you eat a slice of pie you by mistakely spill some on your shorts and Mr. BEARDS forgot to clean up after the incident so now there was a huge blob of starwberry ooz stained all over them.
"What do you have to say for yourself BEARDS!" I said angryly.
"I...I'm sorry. It was a mistake" he mumbled
"Your going to jail sir.........but I have one more question. How did it get all over the cat?" I said confused.
"Well I had to wipe my pretend beard on something"
We laugh unintentionaly then I kicked him into the county jail. I guess the day is safe now. Thanks to me. My work is done....but seriously do these trousers make my butt look big?
Drunk
Memorandum wrote:
> That was.....different.....
Well I'm a diffirent type of person.:-|
Sugar cats!
Cheers dude
> That was.....different.....
Well I'm a diffirent type of person.:-|
Sugar cats!
Cheers dude
Yeah!!
Um....
That was.....different.....but well done. Seriously.
*backs off slowly*
Um....
That was.....different.....but well done. Seriously.
*backs off slowly*
BEARDS called me on the phone today from jail and he asked if he could have his trousers back.
Then I smelled them.
Then I smelled them.
Another good post Drunk.
*tries to picture how DC's mind works*
OW!
*tries to picture how DC's mind works*
OW!
Tis indeed.
That was very humerous.
Very humerous indeed.
I commend thee, sire.
That was very humerous.
Very humerous indeed.
I commend thee, sire.
Froum is better.
What the?
Ha, I made a mistake in the title.:-D
Hello this is your loyal American mate Drunk Cow. Today while I was flipping around the daily spam on the forums I came across a Meka Dragon topic. Of course any topic by Meka Dragon was sure to be gold so I entered and what I saw is still scrouched onto my retinas. There was a huge red blob covering the whole top right hand side of Meka's work. What is this? Is it the end of the world? Do these trousers make me look fat? Who could of done this?
All these questions burned into my brain to the point that I couldn't take it anymore. I drove over to the SR headquarters in my poka-dotted mini-van and barged through those slidding doors, and do you know what I saw........a cat. That's right! A small kitten. But this wasn't no normal kitty. This feline's face and fur was covered with a strange red stain. I knew I was getting close to solve this mystery. The thought of figuring out who did this flodded my head and I lost track of my mind. Without thinking it through I dive toward the cat and grasp him tightly.......then I licked his cheeks.
"Excuse me. Sir! Sir, what are you doing" said a beardless man in the corner.
I look around myself and notice that I was the center of attention. I winked and blew kisses to my furry friend as I ran up a flight of stairs to get away from the crowd. I still had a slight taste of what was on the kitten. What it seemed like scared me beyond my wildest dream. It was pie. Strawberry pie to be percise. A staff member of SR must have been reading through Meka Dragon's topic while munching on some delicious gooy pie when suddenly he drops it onto Mr. Dragon's story threrefore leaving every computer around the world to see a huge bulb like monster. Who could be that clumsy.......Mr. Snuggly.
I skip my way through a large amount of beer bottles and girly mags and reach what looked to be Snuggly's office. When I told him my terrible story...actually I sang it to him in B minor, he responded with "I have no idea what your talking about chrous singing boy. Now get away from me I have to do my job". At this momnet he jumps on a skateboard and runs into a motionless wall. He was sort of doofy but for some wierd reason I believed the man. I think someone else did this. But whom...
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" said the same beardless man from before.
"Are you following me around or something" I yelled lightly.
Then he answered with "Oh sir, it's just that you are so hott".......well maybe that's what I wanted to here. I was wearing my sparkly go-go trousers which truly made me hott. But really I didn't hear his real answer because I was distracted by a flake of strawberry flilling on his lips. First I was going to lick it off. But then I noticed that I wasn't wearing my lip stick. I simply said "You were the one that dropped that pie on the forums". He said "NO COMMENT" several times to me then cleaned his mouth. Who was this wierd man?
"Who are you wierd man" I said quoting my thoughts because I'm not original.
"My name is BEARDS. James BEARDS" he said slyly.
"GASP" I announced while holding my hand up to my mouth.
He didn't even have a beard. That's false advertisement! From behind him I saw a door labled BEARDS. I suddenly knew the best way to get evidence for sure...........I made BEARDS take off his trousers.
"Take off your trousers" I screamed.
"Never. I'll never do such a thing. That's just wrong........okay sure" he managed he say.
He took off his pants reveling his pink heart underwear. He then slowly hands them to me. I study them closely and found what I needed. Everyone knows that when you eat a slice of pie you by mistakely spill some on your shorts and Mr. BEARDS forgot to clean up after the incident so now there was a huge blob of starwberry ooz stained all over them.
"What do you have to say for yourself BEARDS!" I said angryly.
"I...I'm sorry. It was a mistake" he mumbled
"Your going to jail sir.........but I have one more question. How did it get all over the cat?" I said confused.
"Well I had to wipe my pretend beard on something"
We laugh unintentionaly then I kicked him into the county jail. I guess the day is safe now. Thanks to me. My work is done....but seriously do these trousers make my butt look big?
Drunk
All these questions burned into my brain to the point that I couldn't take it anymore. I drove over to the SR headquarters in my poka-dotted mini-van and barged through those slidding doors, and do you know what I saw........a cat. That's right! A small kitten. But this wasn't no normal kitty. This feline's face and fur was covered with a strange red stain. I knew I was getting close to solve this mystery. The thought of figuring out who did this flodded my head and I lost track of my mind. Without thinking it through I dive toward the cat and grasp him tightly.......then I licked his cheeks.
"Excuse me. Sir! Sir, what are you doing" said a beardless man in the corner.
I look around myself and notice that I was the center of attention. I winked and blew kisses to my furry friend as I ran up a flight of stairs to get away from the crowd. I still had a slight taste of what was on the kitten. What it seemed like scared me beyond my wildest dream. It was pie. Strawberry pie to be percise. A staff member of SR must have been reading through Meka Dragon's topic while munching on some delicious gooy pie when suddenly he drops it onto Mr. Dragon's story threrefore leaving every computer around the world to see a huge bulb like monster. Who could be that clumsy.......Mr. Snuggly.
I skip my way through a large amount of beer bottles and girly mags and reach what looked to be Snuggly's office. When I told him my terrible story...actually I sang it to him in B minor, he responded with "I have no idea what your talking about chrous singing boy. Now get away from me I have to do my job". At this momnet he jumps on a skateboard and runs into a motionless wall. He was sort of doofy but for some wierd reason I believed the man. I think someone else did this. But whom...
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" said the same beardless man from before.
"Are you following me around or something" I yelled lightly.
Then he answered with "Oh sir, it's just that you are so hott".......well maybe that's what I wanted to here. I was wearing my sparkly go-go trousers which truly made me hott. But really I didn't hear his real answer because I was distracted by a flake of strawberry flilling on his lips. First I was going to lick it off. But then I noticed that I wasn't wearing my lip stick. I simply said "You were the one that dropped that pie on the forums". He said "NO COMMENT" several times to me then cleaned his mouth. Who was this wierd man?
"Who are you wierd man" I said quoting my thoughts because I'm not original.
"My name is BEARDS. James BEARDS" he said slyly.
"GASP" I announced while holding my hand up to my mouth.
He didn't even have a beard. That's false advertisement! From behind him I saw a door labled BEARDS. I suddenly knew the best way to get evidence for sure...........I made BEARDS take off his trousers.
"Take off your trousers" I screamed.
"Never. I'll never do such a thing. That's just wrong........okay sure" he managed he say.
He took off his pants reveling his pink heart underwear. He then slowly hands them to me. I study them closely and found what I needed. Everyone knows that when you eat a slice of pie you by mistakely spill some on your shorts and Mr. BEARDS forgot to clean up after the incident so now there was a huge blob of starwberry ooz stained all over them.
"What do you have to say for yourself BEARDS!" I said angryly.
"I...I'm sorry. It was a mistake" he mumbled
"Your going to jail sir.........but I have one more question. How did it get all over the cat?" I said confused.
"Well I had to wipe my pretend beard on something"
We laugh unintentionaly then I kicked him into the county jail. I guess the day is safe now. Thanks to me. My work is done....but seriously do these trousers make my butt look big?
Drunk