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** **IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS TOPIC IS ONLY A SPOOF AND THERFORE IS NOT REAL ** **
An Internet site user nicknamed Goatboy from special reserve discount has attempted to take over the electrical goods retailer Sony.
However the Chairman of Sony didn’t give up without a fight.
The apparently insane user Ran in to Sony HQ screaming “I want this Company I want to make Consoles” The chairman then Threw a PC monitor across the room hitting Goatboy on the head.
Gotboy then falls to the floor unconscious.
The Sony HQ security guards inched their way towards Goatboy. Just before they were about to grab him he leapt up and ran out of the room roaring and stomping his feet.
He wandered through the corridor for a while until he came to the Accounts Dept. He suddenly pulled out a drawer in a filing cabinet and started looking through files throwing them over his shoulder as he went along.
He gave up and just as he got to the exit he heard the security guards coming, he ran back into the room frantically searching for a place to hide but he couldn’t find one.
The guards came in and saw him running around like a loony.
They managed to get about a foot away from him when he grabbed a chair and said “Grrr!!! Me smash yoo wiv chair” the guards look at each other and start to back of.
Once the guards were clear he ran down the fire escape but was cornered by more guards
He ran up the stairs only to find he was trapped and surrounded by guards.
As a last ditch attempt he decided to make for the door at the bottom of the stairs he crashed through the security guards dodged several oncoming vehicles.
He then turned round and screamed “ I’ll be back, just you wait I’ll be back” a ran of ranting and raving.
The chairman of Sony was not available for an interview.
But the site boss from which Goatboy came from was.
He sated “He’s been acting strange lately and I’ve been rather worried,” he also said “There’s been some whispers going around that he was on drugs but I don’t think he would do that”
More on that story later!
THE END!
An Internet site user nicknamed Goatboy from special reserve discount has attempted to take over the electrical goods retailer Sony.
However the Chairman of Sony didn’t give up without a fight.
The apparently insane user Ran in to Sony HQ screaming “I want this Company I want to make Consoles” The chairman then Threw a PC monitor across the room hitting Goatboy on the head.
Gotboy then falls to the floor unconscious.
The Sony HQ security guards inched their way towards Goatboy. Just before they were about to grab him he leapt up and ran out of the room roaring and stomping his feet.
He wandered through the corridor for a while until he came to the Accounts Dept. He suddenly pulled out a drawer in a filing cabinet and started looking through files throwing them over his shoulder as he went along.
He gave up and just as he got to the exit he heard the security guards coming, he ran back into the room frantically searching for a place to hide but he couldn’t find one.
The guards came in and saw him running around like a loony.
They managed to get about a foot away from him when he grabbed a chair and said “Grrr!!! Me smash yoo wiv chair” the guards look at each other and start to back of.
Once the guards were clear he ran down the fire escape but was cornered by more guards
He ran up the stairs only to find he was trapped and surrounded by guards.
As a last ditch attempt he decided to make for the door at the bottom of the stairs he crashed through the security guards dodged several oncoming vehicles.
He then turned round and screamed “ I’ll be back, just you wait I’ll be back” a ran of ranting and raving.
The chairman of Sony was not available for an interview.
But the site boss from which Goatboy came from was.
He sated “He’s been acting strange lately and I’ve been rather worried,” he also said “There’s been some whispers going around that he was on drugs but I don’t think he would do that”
More on that story later!
THE END!
POP
Seems to be an intrest in my storie so I though folk might want to read this one too!
Seems to be an intrest in my storie so I though folk might want to read this one too!
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Did that really happen?
Thankfully not.
No offence meant Goaty.
I'm working on part two right now.
> Did that really happen?
Thankfully not.
No offence meant Goaty.
I'm working on part two right now.
Did that really happen?
Give that Doughnut a GAD! If you want....
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Well I liked it.
thanks MEKA. I don't think it's GAD worthy though!
> Well I liked it.
thanks MEKA. I don't think it's GAD worthy though!
Well I liked it.
Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Would be nice to know if anyone has read this.
HARUMPH!!!
*doughnut secludes
> himself in a corner and sulks*
carry on sulking! :D
slik ~_~
> Would be nice to know if anyone has read this.
HARUMPH!!!
*doughnut secludes
> himself in a corner and sulks*
carry on sulking! :D
slik ~_~
Would be nice to know if anyone has read this.
HARUMPH!!!
*doughnut secludes himself in a corner and sulks*
HARUMPH!!!
*doughnut secludes himself in a corner and sulks*
** **IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS TOPIC IS ONLY A SPOOF AND THERFORE IS NOT REAL ** **
An Internet site user nicknamed Goatboy from special reserve discount has attempted to take over the electrical goods retailer Sony.
However the Chairman of Sony didn’t give up without a fight.
The apparently insane user Ran in to Sony HQ screaming “I want this Company I want to make Consoles” The chairman then Threw a PC monitor across the room hitting Goatboy on the head.
Gotboy then falls to the floor unconscious.
The Sony HQ security guards inched their way towards Goatboy. Just before they were about to grab him he leapt up and ran out of the room roaring and stomping his feet.
He wandered through the corridor for a while until he came to the Accounts Dept. He suddenly pulled out a drawer in a filing cabinet and started looking through files throwing them over his shoulder as he went along.
He gave up and just as he got to the exit he heard the security guards coming, he ran back into the room frantically searching for a place to hide but he couldn’t find one.
The guards came in and saw him running around like a loony.
They managed to get about a foot away from him when he grabbed a chair and said “Grrr!!! Me smash yoo wiv chair” the guards look at each other and start to back of.
Once the guards were clear he ran down the fire escape but was cornered by more guards
He ran up the stairs only to find he was trapped and surrounded by guards.
As a last ditch attempt he decided to make for the door at the bottom of the stairs he crashed through the security guards dodged several oncoming vehicles.
He then turned round and screamed “ I’ll be back, just you wait I’ll be back” a ran of ranting and raving.
The chairman of Sony was not available for an interview.
But the site boss from which Goatboy came from was.
He sated “He’s been acting strange lately and I’ve been rather worried,” he also said “There’s been some whispers going around that he was on drugs but I don’t think he would do that”
More on that story later!
THE END!
An Internet site user nicknamed Goatboy from special reserve discount has attempted to take over the electrical goods retailer Sony.
However the Chairman of Sony didn’t give up without a fight.
The apparently insane user Ran in to Sony HQ screaming “I want this Company I want to make Consoles” The chairman then Threw a PC monitor across the room hitting Goatboy on the head.
Gotboy then falls to the floor unconscious.
The Sony HQ security guards inched their way towards Goatboy. Just before they were about to grab him he leapt up and ran out of the room roaring and stomping his feet.
He wandered through the corridor for a while until he came to the Accounts Dept. He suddenly pulled out a drawer in a filing cabinet and started looking through files throwing them over his shoulder as he went along.
He gave up and just as he got to the exit he heard the security guards coming, he ran back into the room frantically searching for a place to hide but he couldn’t find one.
The guards came in and saw him running around like a loony.
They managed to get about a foot away from him when he grabbed a chair and said “Grrr!!! Me smash yoo wiv chair” the guards look at each other and start to back of.
Once the guards were clear he ran down the fire escape but was cornered by more guards
He ran up the stairs only to find he was trapped and surrounded by guards.
As a last ditch attempt he decided to make for the door at the bottom of the stairs he crashed through the security guards dodged several oncoming vehicles.
He then turned round and screamed “ I’ll be back, just you wait I’ll be back” a ran of ranting and raving.
The chairman of Sony was not available for an interview.
But the site boss from which Goatboy came from was.
He sated “He’s been acting strange lately and I’ve been rather worried,” he also said “There’s been some whispers going around that he was on drugs but I don’t think he would do that”
More on that story later!
THE END!