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- You have "[email protected]" on your quick address list in your email account
-You cannot think of a game you actually want so you get "Marykate and Ashley, sweet 16"
- You are able to build an extension on the back of your house out of the boxes of games you've won
- You crave seeing you name on the GAD winners list and throw tantrums if you havent won
- You start emailing Tony and trying to get into his good books by creating Tony Appreciation Day
- You change your tagline to "Staff Regular" and begin telling people what to do and begin attempting to award yourself GADs
- You can claim a free prize with your recipts from GAD wins
You post too much when...
- You find yourself frantically scribbling down ideas at school/work
- You stay up all night ensuring you are the top poster of the last 30 days
- You frame the page in the SR mag that details the top posters of all time
- You find youself saying "lol" out loud when someone tells a joke
- Your fingertips get blisters on from typing so much
- You scour games magazines/newspapers/toothpaste boxes for things to write about
- You no longer email people, you link them to a post
- You desperately ask msn buddies to "read my post"
- You steal others idea's and reword them
You play games too much when...
- You bodycheck every man in a pinstriped suit you see shouting "he has a gun"
- You chase random cars parping you horn
- You wait by public phones until someone rings with a "mission"
- When you get in trouble you run looking for a savegame point
- When playing football you expect the ball to ALWAYS go into the top right corner
- You think if you run in front of a car that you will simply re-materialise at the begining of the level
You use chatrooms too much when...
- You meet a girl in a club and say "A/S/L"
- You say "lol" when something makes you laugh
- You call your friends "peeps"
- When you fall out with someone you try to block them
- You say "Brb" when you leave the room
- When asked your name you say "Cool-guy-321"
- You carry a profile around with you in your pocket
- You begin going out with someone called "Sexy-gurl-uk-443", who is really a trucker called Mick from Bristol
You text too much when...
- You abreviate in speech (eg. wt u doin 2nyt?"
- You write "u" instead of "you" in important documents
- You end every sentence with "txt back"
- You have to top of your mobile twice a week
- You try to write letters in less that 150 characters
- You do smilies at the end of essays :-)
You use the internet too much when...
- You look for a search engine in the yellow pages
- Your only friends are on your msn list
- You know your internet dialup number off by heart
- You get goosebumps when you hear your modem connencting
- You lust after broadband
- You have email breaks at work instead of coffee breaks
- You no longer shop but use ebay for all your daily needs
- You set up your own internet company
- You pay for a .com domain
- You brag to friends about your websites upload capacity
- You have a seperate hard drive for all the stuff you've downloaded
-kyz22-
{:-D
Good post nonetheless
> - You wait by public phones until someone rings with a
> "mission"
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Made me laugh. :-)
- You have "[email protected]" on your quick address list in your email account
- You change your tagline to "Staff Regular"
- You find youself saying "lol" out loud when someone tells a joke
- Your fingertips get blisters on from typing so much
- You desperately ask msn buddies to "read my post"
- You say "lol" when something makes you laugh
- You call your friends "peeps"
- When you fall out with someone you try to block them
- When asked your name you say "Cool-guy-321"
- You do smilies at the end of essays :c)
- You lust after broadband
Hehe, quite a lot of stuff. Stupid Internet... :c)
*looks confused*