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It was late one evening, and the SR web monkeys had been chained to their desks all day.
“OOK OOO AAA HAAA” one yelled, its sign to Tony to refill the water bowl. As he did so, and began walking away again, the web monkey threw the bowl of water back at Tony, soaking his clothes. As another web monkey went back onto ukchatforums.com after having a good chat in a web monkey singles chat room, he found something was wrong. Someone called Monkey_Man had posted stuff about HTML, and although this particular web monkey was not trained in the ways of HTML, he knew it must be bad. He signalled for help with a confused “OOK?” and constantly banging his water bowl on his head.
Soon, news of this HTML was spreading like wildfire, and some people were even using it in posts, messing up all of the web monkeys attempts to ensure that all topics would appear in a nice aesthetically pleasing shade of blue. The fat cats upstairs had decided that the starter of all this commotion must be banned forever more, so the web monkeys received their orders, and began carrying them out without question. The last web monkey who had defied the fat cats upstairs ended up as a meal for the dominant lion.
So it came to pass that Monkey_Man was banned from the hallowed halls of ukchatforums.com but great outrage ensued. Many people felt strongly on the issue, and wished Monkey_Man to be reinstated. A trial ensued, and the Notables were called up to judge whether Monkey_Man was worthy of reinstatement, or whether he would be forever banned. FantasyMeister, Grix Thraves, Meka_Dragon, Sniper, Ant, er-no, SHEEPY, pb, Wookiee Monster, Goatboy and RastaBillySkank were all called up to decide the fate of the self proclaimed scape monkey.
Meanwhile, a strange apparition claiming to be Monkey_Mans ghost appeared on the forums, and caused even more outcry. Luckily Mr. Snuggly was there with his newly bought ‘Home Do It Yourself Exorcism kit’. But the ghost appeared to Sniper giving him the fright of his life (and death). Sniper was killed by the shock of the monkey shaped apparition. After much swearing, finding the right screws, and many trips to the bathroom, Mr. Snuggly succeeded in exorcising the spirit from the forums.
As Tony prepared to hear the verdict of the Notables, Salevaa, leader of the defense, grinned, “all ready for court then Tony?”
“What do you mean?” came the reply.
“That costume, the wig, black robe… is that lip stick?”
“What are you talking about? This is how I always look!” Tony’s rather hurt voice answered.
As the decision was reached, Tony asked for the verdict.
“Do you find the defendant guilty?” He asked. Rather suspiciously, er-no was the spokesperson. All went silent for a moment.
“Well? Do you find him guilty?”
“er… no.” came er-no’s reply.
All was well, and the one known as Monkey_Man was given his place on ukchatforums back. For now…
“OOK OOO AAA HAAA” one yelled, its sign to Tony to refill the water bowl. As he did so, and began walking away again, the web monkey threw the bowl of water back at Tony, soaking his clothes. As another web monkey went back onto ukchatforums.com after having a good chat in a web monkey singles chat room, he found something was wrong. Someone called Monkey_Man had posted stuff about HTML, and although this particular web monkey was not trained in the ways of HTML, he knew it must be bad. He signalled for help with a confused “OOK?” and constantly banging his water bowl on his head.
Soon, news of this HTML was spreading like wildfire, and some people were even using it in posts, messing up all of the web monkeys attempts to ensure that all topics would appear in a nice aesthetically pleasing shade of blue. The fat cats upstairs had decided that the starter of all this commotion must be banned forever more, so the web monkeys received their orders, and began carrying them out without question. The last web monkey who had defied the fat cats upstairs ended up as a meal for the dominant lion.
So it came to pass that Monkey_Man was banned from the hallowed halls of ukchatforums.com but great outrage ensued. Many people felt strongly on the issue, and wished Monkey_Man to be reinstated. A trial ensued, and the Notables were called up to judge whether Monkey_Man was worthy of reinstatement, or whether he would be forever banned. FantasyMeister, Grix Thraves, Meka_Dragon, Sniper, Ant, er-no, SHEEPY, pb, Wookiee Monster, Goatboy and RastaBillySkank were all called up to decide the fate of the self proclaimed scape monkey.
Meanwhile, a strange apparition claiming to be Monkey_Mans ghost appeared on the forums, and caused even more outcry. Luckily Mr. Snuggly was there with his newly bought ‘Home Do It Yourself Exorcism kit’. But the ghost appeared to Sniper giving him the fright of his life (and death). Sniper was killed by the shock of the monkey shaped apparition. After much swearing, finding the right screws, and many trips to the bathroom, Mr. Snuggly succeeded in exorcising the spirit from the forums.
As Tony prepared to hear the verdict of the Notables, Salevaa, leader of the defense, grinned, “all ready for court then Tony?”
“What do you mean?” came the reply.
“That costume, the wig, black robe… is that lip stick?”
“What are you talking about? This is how I always look!” Tony’s rather hurt voice answered.
As the decision was reached, Tony asked for the verdict.
“Do you find the defendant guilty?” He asked. Rather suspiciously, er-no was the spokesperson. All went silent for a moment.
“Well? Do you find him guilty?”
“er… no.” came er-no’s reply.
All was well, and the one known as Monkey_Man was given his place on ukchatforums back. For now…
Hmmmmmm
It was late one evening, and the SR web monkeys had been chained to their desks all day.
“OOK OOO AAA HAAA” one yelled, its sign to Tony to refill the water bowl. As he did so, and began walking away again, the web monkey threw the bowl of water back at Tony, soaking his clothes. As another web monkey went back onto ukchatforums.com after having a good chat in a web monkey singles chat room, he found something was wrong. Someone called Monkey_Man had posted stuff about HTML, and although this particular web monkey was not trained in the ways of HTML, he knew it must be bad. He signalled for help with a confused “OOK?” and constantly banging his water bowl on his head.
Soon, news of this HTML was spreading like wildfire, and some people were even using it in posts, messing up all of the web monkeys attempts to ensure that all topics would appear in a nice aesthetically pleasing shade of blue. The fat cats upstairs had decided that the starter of all this commotion must be banned forever more, so the web monkeys received their orders, and began carrying them out without question. The last web monkey who had defied the fat cats upstairs ended up as a meal for the dominant lion.
So it came to pass that Monkey_Man was banned from the hallowed halls of ukchatforums.com but great outrage ensued. Many people felt strongly on the issue, and wished Monkey_Man to be reinstated. A trial ensued, and the Notables were called up to judge whether Monkey_Man was worthy of reinstatement, or whether he would be forever banned. FantasyMeister, Grix Thraves, Meka_Dragon, Sniper, Ant, er-no, SHEEPY, pb, Wookiee Monster, Goatboy and RastaBillySkank were all called up to decide the fate of the self proclaimed scape monkey.
Meanwhile, a strange apparition claiming to be Monkey_Mans ghost appeared on the forums, and caused even more outcry. Luckily Mr. Snuggly was there with his newly bought ‘Home Do It Yourself Exorcism kit’. But the ghost appeared to Sniper giving him the fright of his life (and death). Sniper was killed by the shock of the monkey shaped apparition. After much swearing, finding the right screws, and many trips to the bathroom, Mr. Snuggly succeeded in exorcising the spirit from the forums.
As Tony prepared to hear the verdict of the Notables, Salevaa, leader of the defense, grinned, “all ready for court then Tony?”
“What do you mean?” came the reply.
“That costume, the wig, black robe… is that lip stick?”
“What are you talking about? This is how I always look!” Tony’s rather hurt voice answered.
As the decision was reached, Tony asked for the verdict.
“Do you find the defendant guilty?” He asked. Rather suspiciously, er-no was the spokesperson. All went silent for a moment.
“Well? Do you find him guilty?”
“er… no.” came er-no’s reply.
All was well, and the one known as Monkey_Man was given his place on ukchatforums back. For now…
“OOK OOO AAA HAAA” one yelled, its sign to Tony to refill the water bowl. As he did so, and began walking away again, the web monkey threw the bowl of water back at Tony, soaking his clothes. As another web monkey went back onto ukchatforums.com after having a good chat in a web monkey singles chat room, he found something was wrong. Someone called Monkey_Man had posted stuff about HTML, and although this particular web monkey was not trained in the ways of HTML, he knew it must be bad. He signalled for help with a confused “OOK?” and constantly banging his water bowl on his head.
Soon, news of this HTML was spreading like wildfire, and some people were even using it in posts, messing up all of the web monkeys attempts to ensure that all topics would appear in a nice aesthetically pleasing shade of blue. The fat cats upstairs had decided that the starter of all this commotion must be banned forever more, so the web monkeys received their orders, and began carrying them out without question. The last web monkey who had defied the fat cats upstairs ended up as a meal for the dominant lion.
So it came to pass that Monkey_Man was banned from the hallowed halls of ukchatforums.com but great outrage ensued. Many people felt strongly on the issue, and wished Monkey_Man to be reinstated. A trial ensued, and the Notables were called up to judge whether Monkey_Man was worthy of reinstatement, or whether he would be forever banned. FantasyMeister, Grix Thraves, Meka_Dragon, Sniper, Ant, er-no, SHEEPY, pb, Wookiee Monster, Goatboy and RastaBillySkank were all called up to decide the fate of the self proclaimed scape monkey.
Meanwhile, a strange apparition claiming to be Monkey_Mans ghost appeared on the forums, and caused even more outcry. Luckily Mr. Snuggly was there with his newly bought ‘Home Do It Yourself Exorcism kit’. But the ghost appeared to Sniper giving him the fright of his life (and death). Sniper was killed by the shock of the monkey shaped apparition. After much swearing, finding the right screws, and many trips to the bathroom, Mr. Snuggly succeeded in exorcising the spirit from the forums.
As Tony prepared to hear the verdict of the Notables, Salevaa, leader of the defense, grinned, “all ready for court then Tony?”
“What do you mean?” came the reply.
“That costume, the wig, black robe… is that lip stick?”
“What are you talking about? This is how I always look!” Tony’s rather hurt voice answered.
As the decision was reached, Tony asked for the verdict.
“Do you find the defendant guilty?” He asked. Rather suspiciously, er-no was the spokesperson. All went silent for a moment.
“Well? Do you find him guilty?”
“er… no.” came er-no’s reply.
All was well, and the one known as Monkey_Man was given his place on ukchatforums back. For now…