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*Welcome to Business Lunch, with me, Mr. Suit*
Yep, thats right. Nintendo have given up on games. Apparently the monkey inside Shgisys head died, and old Toto could not be replaced, so the brilliant ideas for games have dried up. Sad I know, but no fear!
Nintendo have announced a new stategy for nabbing even more cash off us poor westerners. Nintendo of Japan are now officialy 'Film and Fashion Of Japan Corp'. Yep. Unfortuantly, it seems that now they are devoting their attentions the the fashions and films of this world.
Rumour has it that this radical change was brought about by a rapid takeover of the Presidential position by non other than Mr. Sawatra, a young fashion student, from Tokyos Institute Of Hostile Takoevers. A little later, Miyamoto died (no link is thought possible).
Nintendo, or should I say, FFJs new plans were announced at the companies new HQ, just outside Tokyo. The new building, shaped like a giant Mr. Sawatra, one hand in 'fop position', domiantes the skyline of the new film sets set up. It appears that the game characters of old are to be resurected in new films and fashions. Master Marios Foodstuffs are soon to be seen on kitchen tables accross the world, Warios films are soon to be put into production - with rumours of stars as big as Patrick. D Anderson and Woody Woodpecker looking to star - even Kirby is launching his own range of over proced kids toys! Samus Aran is releasing a long speculated fashion brand, based, allegedly, on Germen women with big suits.
It appears now that Nintendo have an even higher ambition than before. They seem intent on making as big a dent in the world markets as possible. But who knows if they can keep it up? Maybe their ambitions are to big. Maybe Marios 'old Italian recipies' will not go down well in Iceland, traditonaly a Nintendo fortress. Is it possible they are so ambitious that they want to get complacent and then collapse? Maybe......of course. They'd never be that stupid. Would they?
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A point is hiiden somewhere. I think.
:)
Yep, thats right. Nintendo have given up on games. Apparently the monkey inside Shgisys head died, and old Toto could not be replaced, so the brilliant ideas for games have dried up. Sad I know, but no fear!
Nintendo have announced a new stategy for nabbing even more cash off us poor westerners. Nintendo of Japan are now officialy 'Film and Fashion Of Japan Corp'. Yep. Unfortuantly, it seems that now they are devoting their attentions the the fashions and films of this world.
Rumour has it that this radical change was brought about by a rapid takeover of the Presidential position by non other than Mr. Sawatra, a young fashion student, from Tokyos Institute Of Hostile Takoevers. A little later, Miyamoto died (no link is thought possible).
Nintendo, or should I say, FFJs new plans were announced at the companies new HQ, just outside Tokyo. The new building, shaped like a giant Mr. Sawatra, one hand in 'fop position', domiantes the skyline of the new film sets set up. It appears that the game characters of old are to be resurected in new films and fashions. Master Marios Foodstuffs are soon to be seen on kitchen tables accross the world, Warios films are soon to be put into production - with rumours of stars as big as Patrick. D Anderson and Woody Woodpecker looking to star - even Kirby is launching his own range of over proced kids toys! Samus Aran is releasing a long speculated fashion brand, based, allegedly, on Germen women with big suits.
It appears now that Nintendo have an even higher ambition than before. They seem intent on making as big a dent in the world markets as possible. But who knows if they can keep it up? Maybe their ambitions are to big. Maybe Marios 'old Italian recipies' will not go down well in Iceland, traditonaly a Nintendo fortress. Is it possible they are so ambitious that they want to get complacent and then collapse? Maybe......of course. They'd never be that stupid. Would they?
-----
A point is hiiden somewhere. I think.
:)
Pfft.
SPAM!
*puts on nintendo cap*
aawww who da man
aawww who da man
How about 'Mrs. Suit'...? ;-)
I severely doubt anyone would be called 'Mr Suit'
*Welcome to Business Lunch, with me, Mr. Suit*
Yep, thats right. Nintendo have given up on games. Apparently the monkey inside Shgisys head died, and old Toto could not be replaced, so the brilliant ideas for games have dried up. Sad I know, but no fear!
Nintendo have announced a new stategy for nabbing even more cash off us poor westerners. Nintendo of Japan are now officialy 'Film and Fashion Of Japan Corp'. Yep. Unfortuantly, it seems that now they are devoting their attentions the the fashions and films of this world.
Rumour has it that this radical change was brought about by a rapid takeover of the Presidential position by non other than Mr. Sawatra, a young fashion student, from Tokyos Institute Of Hostile Takoevers. A little later, Miyamoto died (no link is thought possible).
Nintendo, or should I say, FFJs new plans were announced at the companies new HQ, just outside Tokyo. The new building, shaped like a giant Mr. Sawatra, one hand in 'fop position', domiantes the skyline of the new film sets set up. It appears that the game characters of old are to be resurected in new films and fashions. Master Marios Foodstuffs are soon to be seen on kitchen tables accross the world, Warios films are soon to be put into production - with rumours of stars as big as Patrick. D Anderson and Woody Woodpecker looking to star - even Kirby is launching his own range of over proced kids toys! Samus Aran is releasing a long speculated fashion brand, based, allegedly, on Germen women with big suits.
It appears now that Nintendo have an even higher ambition than before. They seem intent on making as big a dent in the world markets as possible. But who knows if they can keep it up? Maybe their ambitions are to big. Maybe Marios 'old Italian recipies' will not go down well in Iceland, traditonaly a Nintendo fortress. Is it possible they are so ambitious that they want to get complacent and then collapse? Maybe......of course. They'd never be that stupid. Would they?
-----
A point is hiiden somewhere. I think.
:)
Yep, thats right. Nintendo have given up on games. Apparently the monkey inside Shgisys head died, and old Toto could not be replaced, so the brilliant ideas for games have dried up. Sad I know, but no fear!
Nintendo have announced a new stategy for nabbing even more cash off us poor westerners. Nintendo of Japan are now officialy 'Film and Fashion Of Japan Corp'. Yep. Unfortuantly, it seems that now they are devoting their attentions the the fashions and films of this world.
Rumour has it that this radical change was brought about by a rapid takeover of the Presidential position by non other than Mr. Sawatra, a young fashion student, from Tokyos Institute Of Hostile Takoevers. A little later, Miyamoto died (no link is thought possible).
Nintendo, or should I say, FFJs new plans were announced at the companies new HQ, just outside Tokyo. The new building, shaped like a giant Mr. Sawatra, one hand in 'fop position', domiantes the skyline of the new film sets set up. It appears that the game characters of old are to be resurected in new films and fashions. Master Marios Foodstuffs are soon to be seen on kitchen tables accross the world, Warios films are soon to be put into production - with rumours of stars as big as Patrick. D Anderson and Woody Woodpecker looking to star - even Kirby is launching his own range of over proced kids toys! Samus Aran is releasing a long speculated fashion brand, based, allegedly, on Germen women with big suits.
It appears now that Nintendo have an even higher ambition than before. They seem intent on making as big a dent in the world markets as possible. But who knows if they can keep it up? Maybe their ambitions are to big. Maybe Marios 'old Italian recipies' will not go down well in Iceland, traditonaly a Nintendo fortress. Is it possible they are so ambitious that they want to get complacent and then collapse? Maybe......of course. They'd never be that stupid. Would they?
-----
A point is hiiden somewhere. I think.
:)