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On one faithful day
All seemed well
Everyone was sleeping
At the SR hotel
Everything seemed perfect
Everything seemed right
But none of them knew
That today they have a fight
Goatboy awakes
He hears a strange sound
He went downstairs
And this is what he found
Bombs covered the floor
The timers read ten seconds
Goatboy’s mouth open wide
Trouble beckons
He runs up stairs
“Everyone run”
They answer “Silence Goatboy.
When we wake we’ll have fun”
Alarms ring in the distance
Cyclone begins to mumble
“What was that noise”
The hotel starts to rumble
People fall over
“What’s wrong with this place”
Crashes are heard
The hotel collapses in fast pace
Were they all dead?
Can they be revived?
But don’t loose hope because,
They all survived
“Where are we now”
Light said
“It’s too dark to see,
and I fell on my head”
Goatboy lights a match.
“It seems were underground,
there were bombs downstairs.
That was the sound”
They start to walk forward
BEARDS gives Rosalind a glare
“Stop looking at my bird”
Sheepy says with a snare
“This is no time to argue”
said Expletive Deleted
“Now who could of done this,
who wants us defeated”
Lights blare on
They find themselves in a laboratory
A young man stands in the corner
“Well I guess it’s the start of this story”
Everyone gasps
Who was this weird guy.
He takes out a gun
Were the SR members going to die?
“My name is Wam-man,
You probably forgot me.
You don’t even know what you did to me.
I really spite thee”
Everyone freezes
What did Wam-man need?
Everyone could tell he was evil.
He wanted death to feed.
Everyone got frightened
They ran for a door
Some make it through
Most now lay dead on the floor
Only four remained
Goatboy, Rosalind, Sheepy, and BEARDS.
They find an elevator
They run to it with their fears
It stood locked
Wam-man walks through the door and begins to stare
“I NEED to kill you people,
it is only fair”
“What do you want from us,
what did we do”
Rosalind yells with anger.
“What’s wrong with you”
Wam-man speaks
“You ruined my life completely,
I was once part of SR.
I even kept my hotel room neatly”
“But no one liked me.
Then you all made up lies about me.
You got me banned
AND I had to pay a fee”
“Wam-man…..I remember now
We weren’t lying.
You were that annoying spammer
And this is why you want everyone dieing!”
Wam-man runs for Sheepy
Sheepy then slyly takes his gun
“Haha, wam-man,
now who’s having the fun”
Sheepy shoots quickly
Wam-man gets filled with lead
They find the elevator key on him
It seems that that these three didn’t make it out dead.
When they came out of the lift
They end up on top of a skyscraper
BEARDS puts a mad face
Was this the end of this caper?
BEARDS pulls out a knife
And puts it to Rosalind’s neck
“If I can’t have you,
you’re going to heck!”
“BEARDS what are you doing”
Rosalind says with her nerves
“Can’t you see that I love you Rosa,
I always liked your tight curves”
Sheepy looks at BEARDS confused
“Let go of my girl please!”
Never BEARDS responds
Sheepy goes on his knees.
“Sheepy you are a fool,
I was never your friend!
I hired Wam-man to kill you and the rest”
“BEARDS I don’t comprehend!”
“See Sheepy I wanted Rosa,
And everyone was always in the way!
Wam-man tried to kill you and failed
but you still must pay!”
Sheepy swiftly pushes BEARDS
Rosiland drops from his arms like a doll
BEARDS stumbles off the of the building
He grabs on to the edge before he would fall
“BEARDS grab my hand”
Sheepy cries aloud for dear life
“I’ll never touch your hand,
I should of stabbed you with my knife”
BEARDS lets go
He laughs before he reaches the end
He was truly a madman
Lonely BEARDS could not fend.
Sheepy and Rosalind embrace
They have never been so frightened
They both start to cry
Slowly their hug then tightens
This ends my sick sad story
I hope you liked my song
The moral to this story
A man could only stay lonely for so long…..
Drunk
All seemed well
Everyone was sleeping
At the SR hotel
Everything seemed perfect
Everything seemed right
But none of them knew
That today they have a fight
Goatboy awakes
He hears a strange sound
He went downstairs
And this is what he found
Bombs covered the floor
The timers read ten seconds
Goatboy’s mouth open wide
Trouble beckons
He runs up stairs
“Everyone run”
They answer “Silence Goatboy.
When we wake we’ll have fun”
Alarms ring in the distance
Cyclone begins to mumble
“What was that noise”
The hotel starts to rumble
People fall over
“What’s wrong with this place”
Crashes are heard
The hotel collapses in fast pace
Were they all dead?
Can they be revived?
But don’t loose hope because,
They all survived
“Where are we now”
Light said
“It’s too dark to see,
and I fell on my head”
Goatboy lights a match.
“It seems were underground,
there were bombs downstairs.
That was the sound”
They start to walk forward
BEARDS gives Rosalind a glare
“Stop looking at my bird”
Sheepy says with a snare
“This is no time to argue”
said Expletive Deleted
“Now who could of done this,
who wants us defeated”
Lights blare on
They find themselves in a laboratory
A young man stands in the corner
“Well I guess it’s the start of this story”
Everyone gasps
Who was this weird guy.
He takes out a gun
Were the SR members going to die?
“My name is Wam-man,
You probably forgot me.
You don’t even know what you did to me.
I really spite thee”
Everyone freezes
What did Wam-man need?
Everyone could tell he was evil.
He wanted death to feed.
Everyone got frightened
They ran for a door
Some make it through
Most now lay dead on the floor
Only four remained
Goatboy, Rosalind, Sheepy, and BEARDS.
They find an elevator
They run to it with their fears
It stood locked
Wam-man walks through the door and begins to stare
“I NEED to kill you people,
it is only fair”
“What do you want from us,
what did we do”
Rosalind yells with anger.
“What’s wrong with you”
Wam-man speaks
“You ruined my life completely,
I was once part of SR.
I even kept my hotel room neatly”
“But no one liked me.
Then you all made up lies about me.
You got me banned
AND I had to pay a fee”
“Wam-man…..I remember now
We weren’t lying.
You were that annoying spammer
And this is why you want everyone dieing!”
Wam-man runs for Sheepy
Sheepy then slyly takes his gun
“Haha, wam-man,
now who’s having the fun”
Sheepy shoots quickly
Wam-man gets filled with lead
They find the elevator key on him
It seems that that these three didn’t make it out dead.
When they came out of the lift
They end up on top of a skyscraper
BEARDS puts a mad face
Was this the end of this caper?
BEARDS pulls out a knife
And puts it to Rosalind’s neck
“If I can’t have you,
you’re going to heck!”
“BEARDS what are you doing”
Rosalind says with her nerves
“Can’t you see that I love you Rosa,
I always liked your tight curves”
Sheepy looks at BEARDS confused
“Let go of my girl please!”
Never BEARDS responds
Sheepy goes on his knees.
“Sheepy you are a fool,
I was never your friend!
I hired Wam-man to kill you and the rest”
“BEARDS I don’t comprehend!”
“See Sheepy I wanted Rosa,
And everyone was always in the way!
Wam-man tried to kill you and failed
but you still must pay!”
Sheepy swiftly pushes BEARDS
Rosiland drops from his arms like a doll
BEARDS stumbles off the of the building
He grabs on to the edge before he would fall
“BEARDS grab my hand”
Sheepy cries aloud for dear life
“I’ll never touch your hand,
I should of stabbed you with my knife”
BEARDS lets go
He laughs before he reaches the end
He was truly a madman
Lonely BEARDS could not fend.
Sheepy and Rosalind embrace
They have never been so frightened
They both start to cry
Slowly their hug then tightens
This ends my sick sad story
I hope you liked my song
The moral to this story
A man could only stay lonely for so long…..
Drunk
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On one faithful day
All seemed well
Everyone was sleeping
At the SR hotel
Everything seemed perfect
Everything seemed right
But none of them knew
That today they have a fight
Goatboy awakes
He hears a strange sound
He went downstairs
And this is what he found
Bombs covered the floor
The timers read ten seconds
Goatboy’s mouth open wide
Trouble beckons
He runs up stairs
“Everyone run”
They answer “Silence Goatboy.
When we wake we’ll have fun”
Alarms ring in the distance
Cyclone begins to mumble
“What was that noise”
The hotel starts to rumble
People fall over
“What’s wrong with this place”
Crashes are heard
The hotel collapses in fast pace
Were they all dead?
Can they be revived?
But don’t loose hope because,
They all survived
“Where are we now”
Light said
“It’s too dark to see,
and I fell on my head”
Goatboy lights a match.
“It seems were underground,
there were bombs downstairs.
That was the sound”
They start to walk forward
BEARDS gives Rosalind a glare
“Stop looking at my bird”
Sheepy says with a snare
“This is no time to argue”
said Expletive Deleted
“Now who could of done this,
who wants us defeated”
Lights blare on
They find themselves in a laboratory
A young man stands in the corner
“Well I guess it’s the start of this story”
Everyone gasps
Who was this weird guy.
He takes out a gun
Were the SR members going to die?
“My name is Wam-man,
You probably forgot me.
You don’t even know what you did to me.
I really spite thee”
Everyone freezes
What did Wam-man need?
Everyone could tell he was evil.
He wanted death to feed.
Everyone got frightened
They ran for a door
Some make it through
Most now lay dead on the floor
Only four remained
Goatboy, Rosalind, Sheepy, and BEARDS.
They find an elevator
They run to it with their fears
It stood locked
Wam-man walks through the door and begins to stare
“I NEED to kill you people,
it is only fair”
“What do you want from us,
what did we do”
Rosalind yells with anger.
“What’s wrong with you”
Wam-man speaks
“You ruined my life completely,
I was once part of SR.
I even kept my hotel room neatly”
“But no one liked me.
Then you all made up lies about me.
You got me banned
AND I had to pay a fee”
“Wam-man…..I remember now
We weren’t lying.
You were that annoying spammer
And this is why you want everyone dieing!”
Wam-man runs for Sheepy
Sheepy then slyly takes his gun
“Haha, wam-man,
now who’s having the fun”
Sheepy shoots quickly
Wam-man gets filled with lead
They find the elevator key on him
It seems that that these three didn’t make it out dead.
When they came out of the lift
They end up on top of a skyscraper
BEARDS puts a mad face
Was this the end of this caper?
BEARDS pulls out a knife
And puts it to Rosalind’s neck
“If I can’t have you,
you’re going to heck!”
“BEARDS what are you doing”
Rosalind says with her nerves
“Can’t you see that I love you Rosa,
I always liked your tight curves”
Sheepy looks at BEARDS confused
“Let go of my girl please!”
Never BEARDS responds
Sheepy goes on his knees.
“Sheepy you are a fool,
I was never your friend!
I hired Wam-man to kill you and the rest”
“BEARDS I don’t comprehend!”
“See Sheepy I wanted Rosa,
And everyone was always in the way!
Wam-man tried to kill you and failed
but you still must pay!”
Sheepy swiftly pushes BEARDS
Rosiland drops from his arms like a doll
BEARDS stumbles off the of the building
He grabs on to the edge before he would fall
“BEARDS grab my hand”
Sheepy cries aloud for dear life
“I’ll never touch your hand,
I should of stabbed you with my knife”
BEARDS lets go
He laughs before he reaches the end
He was truly a madman
Lonely BEARDS could not fend.
Sheepy and Rosalind embrace
They have never been so frightened
They both start to cry
Slowly their hug then tightens
This ends my sick sad story
I hope you liked my song
The moral to this story
A man could only stay lonely for so long…..
Drunk
All seemed well
Everyone was sleeping
At the SR hotel
Everything seemed perfect
Everything seemed right
But none of them knew
That today they have a fight
Goatboy awakes
He hears a strange sound
He went downstairs
And this is what he found
Bombs covered the floor
The timers read ten seconds
Goatboy’s mouth open wide
Trouble beckons
He runs up stairs
“Everyone run”
They answer “Silence Goatboy.
When we wake we’ll have fun”
Alarms ring in the distance
Cyclone begins to mumble
“What was that noise”
The hotel starts to rumble
People fall over
“What’s wrong with this place”
Crashes are heard
The hotel collapses in fast pace
Were they all dead?
Can they be revived?
But don’t loose hope because,
They all survived
“Where are we now”
Light said
“It’s too dark to see,
and I fell on my head”
Goatboy lights a match.
“It seems were underground,
there were bombs downstairs.
That was the sound”
They start to walk forward
BEARDS gives Rosalind a glare
“Stop looking at my bird”
Sheepy says with a snare
“This is no time to argue”
said Expletive Deleted
“Now who could of done this,
who wants us defeated”
Lights blare on
They find themselves in a laboratory
A young man stands in the corner
“Well I guess it’s the start of this story”
Everyone gasps
Who was this weird guy.
He takes out a gun
Were the SR members going to die?
“My name is Wam-man,
You probably forgot me.
You don’t even know what you did to me.
I really spite thee”
Everyone freezes
What did Wam-man need?
Everyone could tell he was evil.
He wanted death to feed.
Everyone got frightened
They ran for a door
Some make it through
Most now lay dead on the floor
Only four remained
Goatboy, Rosalind, Sheepy, and BEARDS.
They find an elevator
They run to it with their fears
It stood locked
Wam-man walks through the door and begins to stare
“I NEED to kill you people,
it is only fair”
“What do you want from us,
what did we do”
Rosalind yells with anger.
“What’s wrong with you”
Wam-man speaks
“You ruined my life completely,
I was once part of SR.
I even kept my hotel room neatly”
“But no one liked me.
Then you all made up lies about me.
You got me banned
AND I had to pay a fee”
“Wam-man…..I remember now
We weren’t lying.
You were that annoying spammer
And this is why you want everyone dieing!”
Wam-man runs for Sheepy
Sheepy then slyly takes his gun
“Haha, wam-man,
now who’s having the fun”
Sheepy shoots quickly
Wam-man gets filled with lead
They find the elevator key on him
It seems that that these three didn’t make it out dead.
When they came out of the lift
They end up on top of a skyscraper
BEARDS puts a mad face
Was this the end of this caper?
BEARDS pulls out a knife
And puts it to Rosalind’s neck
“If I can’t have you,
you’re going to heck!”
“BEARDS what are you doing”
Rosalind says with her nerves
“Can’t you see that I love you Rosa,
I always liked your tight curves”
Sheepy looks at BEARDS confused
“Let go of my girl please!”
Never BEARDS responds
Sheepy goes on his knees.
“Sheepy you are a fool,
I was never your friend!
I hired Wam-man to kill you and the rest”
“BEARDS I don’t comprehend!”
“See Sheepy I wanted Rosa,
And everyone was always in the way!
Wam-man tried to kill you and failed
but you still must pay!”
Sheepy swiftly pushes BEARDS
Rosiland drops from his arms like a doll
BEARDS stumbles off the of the building
He grabs on to the edge before he would fall
“BEARDS grab my hand”
Sheepy cries aloud for dear life
“I’ll never touch your hand,
I should of stabbed you with my knife”
BEARDS lets go
He laughs before he reaches the end
He was truly a madman
Lonely BEARDS could not fend.
Sheepy and Rosalind embrace
They have never been so frightened
They both start to cry
Slowly their hug then tightens
This ends my sick sad story
I hope you liked my song
The moral to this story
A man could only stay lonely for so long…..
Drunk
Nice one Drunk.
...
This is actually pretty good.
Almost as good as for Grix to be proud of.....
Nah, nice one.
Must have spent a while on it, eh?
Tis' good
This is actually pretty good.
Almost as good as for Grix to be proud of.....
Nah, nice one.
Must have spent a while on it, eh?
Tis' good
That must have taken you ages, very good, again.
I wonder where Drunk got this idea from? Could be from the poem I wrote say two days ago!?
Yours was better anyway
;-)
Yours was better anyway
;-)
Two "nice one"s and one "very good"............I'm happy:-D
Cheers you three. This took me pretty long to make.
Cheers you three. This took me pretty long to make.
King Kong wrote:
> I wonder where Drunk got this idea from? Could be from the poem I
> wrote say two days ago!?
>
> Yours was better anyway
>
> ;-)
You wrote a poem?
I actually got this idea from my friend that asked me to make up some lies about this girl's boyfriend for them to break up. I think he was kidding but it still was a tiny idea that exploded into a huge story in my head. Wahey!
Cheers dude.
> I wonder where Drunk got this idea from? Could be from the poem I
> wrote say two days ago!?
>
> Yours was better anyway
>
> ;-)
You wrote a poem?
I actually got this idea from my friend that asked me to make up some lies about this girl's boyfriend for them to break up. I think he was kidding but it still was a tiny idea that exploded into a huge story in my head. Wahey!
Cheers dude.
That was great :D
Very diverse, not read anything quite like that before.
Well done!
Very diverse, not read anything quite like that before.
Well done!
Couldnt be bothered to read it DC, sorru.
But it looks ever so good.
:)
But it looks ever so good.
:)
froots wrote:
> Couldnt be bothered to read it DC, sorru.
>
> But it looks ever so good.
>
Um...thanks for that info.:-D
> Couldnt be bothered to read it DC, sorru.
>
> But it looks ever so good.
>
Um...thanks for that info.:-D
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