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"A little song for the coming war...."

This song has to be sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands".

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
Cos its all the proof I need, Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your Dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding ain't that easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

This song has to be sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands".

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
Cos its all the proof I need, Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your Dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding ain't that easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

lol, that's good, did you write it?

"puts on sing-a-long cap"

Funny stuff dude. I sang it aloud.:-D

Lol! :-D

Drunk Cow wrote:
> "puts on sing-a-long cap"
>
> Funny stuff dude. I sang it aloud.:-D

Same herer. We're like brothers!

*Jumps over atlantic on to Drunk cow*

A combo of me and my gf wrote it - then we sent it out to our friends.
:-) I thought I'd post it on here too. ;-))

I somehow think you didn't, seeing how as I read it a year ago.....

Azul wrote:
> I somehow think you didn't, seeing how as I read it a year ago.....

Yeah, my friend sent it to me over and over. It got well annoying.

It's not really even THAT funny.

Savatt78 wrote:

> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

It's funny because it's so so true.

Savatt78 wrote:
> A combo of me and my gf wrote it - then we sent it out to our friends.
>
> :-) I thought I'd post it on here too. ;-))


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