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Everyone wants to make their own game and, although it may not be as easy as just buying DarkBASIC and putting whatever wherever, I've managed to find an easy way to make games. With the Special Reserve Game Creator, some of the members of SR will get to create their own game and will be released on all formats. Here are just some of the games you will see in the future developed by Special Reserve.
AFROJOE -
Being the coolest dude on the block, AJ has opted for an action packed extreme sports game. Yes, you get to choose from Blades, Skateboards and Wakeboards and take to each individual track, trying to rack up the highest scores you can. Not only that though, there are a variety of missions, which will earn you extra points and can win you characters, boards, helmets and more. Fix PC's in the SR shop by grinding on it, ollie off the roof, it’s all here!
MICROCHIPS -
Remember the classic Game & Watch title called Chef? Well MC has upgraded it into to wonderful 3D! Not only do you have to stop an array of different Chips falling on the ground, but before too long, you be fighting boss', solving puzzles and unlocking secrets while doing all this. Tough? You can bet your life it is!
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE -
A huge tribe of Monkeys With Attitude have taken over the world and it's up to you to stop them! You play the part of a traitor to the Monkeys, with special attitude powers. You have an attitude meter, so you know how much attitude you should use. But be careful, the more attitude you use, the weaker your defences are! So what out because there are monkeys with a little attitude, but some with a whole lot more than you, waiting to tear you to pieces!
BEARDS. -
This game is something different, perhaps it's because of his apparent BEARD taking over his mind, maybe not. But this is a hair dressing game. You'll come across many gruesome hairstyles and have to make them look good before the next appointment. Not only that, you'll have to spark up conversation to earn extra and get promoted to a better hair salon. You'll come across dandruff-covered moustaches, ten-year-old hair and many more messy jobs, but it's your job to put things right!
EL BLOKEY -
Being a helpful person, and seeing that some people haven't got the same intellect as him, El Blokey has put together a learning game. Learn the alphabet, write your first paragraph and eventually write a huge essay. But the fun doesn't stop there, every time you get something right you get money, slowly leading up until you have enough to buy a very big, destructive 'thing' of your choice to smash everything up with.
PARANOID IDIOT -
Think of Splinter Cell, then add an idiot and what do you get? Paranoid Idiot! You must 'stealth' you way through many levels, but watch out! You may think you see things when it's actually just your idiocy making you hallucinate. Some paths that may seem like you can't get through are sometimes your eyes tricking you. Look out for odd things, do humans have elephant heads? Do cameras talk? Do security guards wear ballet costumes? It's up to you to decide!
KING KONG -
Ever played Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee? Ever wondered what King Kong, the original monster thought of it? Well he was so fuming; he decided to make his own game. But this time your aim isn't simply destroying all monsters, you must try to destroy a whole and climb the tallest building, plus other missions, to complete the level. This is said to be 'Godzilla with depth'. Taking out the army before they kill you, eating every food shop for dinner, it's all here as you play as King Kong!
TONY -
You play the ultimate Mafia meister, Tony, and have to complete 'GTA' missions to get your hands on the most expensive diamond in the world. Drive through amazing car chases that are almost like films, infiltrate opponent gangs and steal their 'loot' and much more. Thought being Tony was easy? Think again!
IDLEWILD -
Being a big music fan, Idlewild decided to incorporate a Rock Manager-esque game with an aspect of dancing, using the dance mats found for PS2's. This is especially hard, dancing to rock! But never fear, some of your favourite rock bands will be included, so expect Idlewild, Cold Play, Nirvana and much, much more!
KYZ22 -
Ever wanted to play through a load of real life horror movies? Now's your chance! After re-creating The SR Witch Project and The Shining perfectly, he's decided to get the best of the best horror films and put them into one game. These include Scream, House On Haunted Hill, Blair Witch and many more. Not to mention the unlockable Erotic Witch Project!
There you have it, many top class games and just the start of Special Reserves leap into the games market. Expect to see all titles in Special Reserve shops everywhere by the Twelvteenth of Mensa (Hopefully this will be created very, very soon).
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
AFROJOE -
Being the coolest dude on the block, AJ has opted for an action packed extreme sports game. Yes, you get to choose from Blades, Skateboards and Wakeboards and take to each individual track, trying to rack up the highest scores you can. Not only that though, there are a variety of missions, which will earn you extra points and can win you characters, boards, helmets and more. Fix PC's in the SR shop by grinding on it, ollie off the roof, it’s all here!
MICROCHIPS -
Remember the classic Game & Watch title called Chef? Well MC has upgraded it into to wonderful 3D! Not only do you have to stop an array of different Chips falling on the ground, but before too long, you be fighting boss', solving puzzles and unlocking secrets while doing all this. Tough? You can bet your life it is!
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE -
A huge tribe of Monkeys With Attitude have taken over the world and it's up to you to stop them! You play the part of a traitor to the Monkeys, with special attitude powers. You have an attitude meter, so you know how much attitude you should use. But be careful, the more attitude you use, the weaker your defences are! So what out because there are monkeys with a little attitude, but some with a whole lot more than you, waiting to tear you to pieces!
BEARDS. -
This game is something different, perhaps it's because of his apparent BEARD taking over his mind, maybe not. But this is a hair dressing game. You'll come across many gruesome hairstyles and have to make them look good before the next appointment. Not only that, you'll have to spark up conversation to earn extra and get promoted to a better hair salon. You'll come across dandruff-covered moustaches, ten-year-old hair and many more messy jobs, but it's your job to put things right!
EL BLOKEY -
Being a helpful person, and seeing that some people haven't got the same intellect as him, El Blokey has put together a learning game. Learn the alphabet, write your first paragraph and eventually write a huge essay. But the fun doesn't stop there, every time you get something right you get money, slowly leading up until you have enough to buy a very big, destructive 'thing' of your choice to smash everything up with.
PARANOID IDIOT -
Think of Splinter Cell, then add an idiot and what do you get? Paranoid Idiot! You must 'stealth' you way through many levels, but watch out! You may think you see things when it's actually just your idiocy making you hallucinate. Some paths that may seem like you can't get through are sometimes your eyes tricking you. Look out for odd things, do humans have elephant heads? Do cameras talk? Do security guards wear ballet costumes? It's up to you to decide!
KING KONG -
Ever played Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee? Ever wondered what King Kong, the original monster thought of it? Well he was so fuming; he decided to make his own game. But this time your aim isn't simply destroying all monsters, you must try to destroy a whole and climb the tallest building, plus other missions, to complete the level. This is said to be 'Godzilla with depth'. Taking out the army before they kill you, eating every food shop for dinner, it's all here as you play as King Kong!
TONY -
You play the ultimate Mafia meister, Tony, and have to complete 'GTA' missions to get your hands on the most expensive diamond in the world. Drive through amazing car chases that are almost like films, infiltrate opponent gangs and steal their 'loot' and much more. Thought being Tony was easy? Think again!
IDLEWILD -
Being a big music fan, Idlewild decided to incorporate a Rock Manager-esque game with an aspect of dancing, using the dance mats found for PS2's. This is especially hard, dancing to rock! But never fear, some of your favourite rock bands will be included, so expect Idlewild, Cold Play, Nirvana and much, much more!
KYZ22 -
Ever wanted to play through a load of real life horror movies? Now's your chance! After re-creating The SR Witch Project and The Shining perfectly, he's decided to get the best of the best horror films and put them into one game. These include Scream, House On Haunted Hill, Blair Witch and many more. Not to mention the unlockable Erotic Witch Project!
There you have it, many top class games and just the start of Special Reserves leap into the games market. Expect to see all titles in Special Reserve shops everywhere by the Twelvteenth of Mensa (Hopefully this will be created very, very soon).
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
Excellent Rick. :D This is one of your best ideas yet!
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Very original and funny, I enjoyed it a great deal mate :-)
Funny. Yes. Exclusions. Yes. Aplenty.
YeY!
Good stuff, Rick. Enjoyed. :-)
Good stuff, Rick. Enjoyed. :-)
Heh heh.
Great post Rickoss I enjoyed it.
Great post Rickoss I enjoyed it.
Everyone wants to make their own game and, although it may not be as easy as just buying DarkBASIC and putting whatever wherever, I've managed to find an easy way to make games. With the Special Reserve Game Creator, some of the members of SR will get to create their own game and will be released on all formats. Here are just some of the games you will see in the future developed by Special Reserve.
AFROJOE -
Being the coolest dude on the block, AJ has opted for an action packed extreme sports game. Yes, you get to choose from Blades, Skateboards and Wakeboards and take to each individual track, trying to rack up the highest scores you can. Not only that though, there are a variety of missions, which will earn you extra points and can win you characters, boards, helmets and more. Fix PC's in the SR shop by grinding on it, ollie off the roof, it’s all here!
MICROCHIPS -
Remember the classic Game & Watch title called Chef? Well MC has upgraded it into to wonderful 3D! Not only do you have to stop an array of different Chips falling on the ground, but before too long, you be fighting boss', solving puzzles and unlocking secrets while doing all this. Tough? You can bet your life it is!
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE -
A huge tribe of Monkeys With Attitude have taken over the world and it's up to you to stop them! You play the part of a traitor to the Monkeys, with special attitude powers. You have an attitude meter, so you know how much attitude you should use. But be careful, the more attitude you use, the weaker your defences are! So what out because there are monkeys with a little attitude, but some with a whole lot more than you, waiting to tear you to pieces!
BEARDS. -
This game is something different, perhaps it's because of his apparent BEARD taking over his mind, maybe not. But this is a hair dressing game. You'll come across many gruesome hairstyles and have to make them look good before the next appointment. Not only that, you'll have to spark up conversation to earn extra and get promoted to a better hair salon. You'll come across dandruff-covered moustaches, ten-year-old hair and many more messy jobs, but it's your job to put things right!
EL BLOKEY -
Being a helpful person, and seeing that some people haven't got the same intellect as him, El Blokey has put together a learning game. Learn the alphabet, write your first paragraph and eventually write a huge essay. But the fun doesn't stop there, every time you get something right you get money, slowly leading up until you have enough to buy a very big, destructive 'thing' of your choice to smash everything up with.
PARANOID IDIOT -
Think of Splinter Cell, then add an idiot and what do you get? Paranoid Idiot! You must 'stealth' you way through many levels, but watch out! You may think you see things when it's actually just your idiocy making you hallucinate. Some paths that may seem like you can't get through are sometimes your eyes tricking you. Look out for odd things, do humans have elephant heads? Do cameras talk? Do security guards wear ballet costumes? It's up to you to decide!
KING KONG -
Ever played Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee? Ever wondered what King Kong, the original monster thought of it? Well he was so fuming; he decided to make his own game. But this time your aim isn't simply destroying all monsters, you must try to destroy a whole and climb the tallest building, plus other missions, to complete the level. This is said to be 'Godzilla with depth'. Taking out the army before they kill you, eating every food shop for dinner, it's all here as you play as King Kong!
TONY -
You play the ultimate Mafia meister, Tony, and have to complete 'GTA' missions to get your hands on the most expensive diamond in the world. Drive through amazing car chases that are almost like films, infiltrate opponent gangs and steal their 'loot' and much more. Thought being Tony was easy? Think again!
IDLEWILD -
Being a big music fan, Idlewild decided to incorporate a Rock Manager-esque game with an aspect of dancing, using the dance mats found for PS2's. This is especially hard, dancing to rock! But never fear, some of your favourite rock bands will be included, so expect Idlewild, Cold Play, Nirvana and much, much more!
KYZ22 -
Ever wanted to play through a load of real life horror movies? Now's your chance! After re-creating The SR Witch Project and The Shining perfectly, he's decided to get the best of the best horror films and put them into one game. These include Scream, House On Haunted Hill, Blair Witch and many more. Not to mention the unlockable Erotic Witch Project!
There you have it, many top class games and just the start of Special Reserves leap into the games market. Expect to see all titles in Special Reserve shops everywhere by the Twelvteenth of Mensa (Hopefully this will be created very, very soon).
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
AFROJOE -
Being the coolest dude on the block, AJ has opted for an action packed extreme sports game. Yes, you get to choose from Blades, Skateboards and Wakeboards and take to each individual track, trying to rack up the highest scores you can. Not only that though, there are a variety of missions, which will earn you extra points and can win you characters, boards, helmets and more. Fix PC's in the SR shop by grinding on it, ollie off the roof, it’s all here!
MICROCHIPS -
Remember the classic Game & Watch title called Chef? Well MC has upgraded it into to wonderful 3D! Not only do you have to stop an array of different Chips falling on the ground, but before too long, you be fighting boss', solving puzzles and unlocking secrets while doing all this. Tough? You can bet your life it is!
MONKEY_WITH_ATTITUDE -
A huge tribe of Monkeys With Attitude have taken over the world and it's up to you to stop them! You play the part of a traitor to the Monkeys, with special attitude powers. You have an attitude meter, so you know how much attitude you should use. But be careful, the more attitude you use, the weaker your defences are! So what out because there are monkeys with a little attitude, but some with a whole lot more than you, waiting to tear you to pieces!
BEARDS. -
This game is something different, perhaps it's because of his apparent BEARD taking over his mind, maybe not. But this is a hair dressing game. You'll come across many gruesome hairstyles and have to make them look good before the next appointment. Not only that, you'll have to spark up conversation to earn extra and get promoted to a better hair salon. You'll come across dandruff-covered moustaches, ten-year-old hair and many more messy jobs, but it's your job to put things right!
EL BLOKEY -
Being a helpful person, and seeing that some people haven't got the same intellect as him, El Blokey has put together a learning game. Learn the alphabet, write your first paragraph and eventually write a huge essay. But the fun doesn't stop there, every time you get something right you get money, slowly leading up until you have enough to buy a very big, destructive 'thing' of your choice to smash everything up with.
PARANOID IDIOT -
Think of Splinter Cell, then add an idiot and what do you get? Paranoid Idiot! You must 'stealth' you way through many levels, but watch out! You may think you see things when it's actually just your idiocy making you hallucinate. Some paths that may seem like you can't get through are sometimes your eyes tricking you. Look out for odd things, do humans have elephant heads? Do cameras talk? Do security guards wear ballet costumes? It's up to you to decide!
KING KONG -
Ever played Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee? Ever wondered what King Kong, the original monster thought of it? Well he was so fuming; he decided to make his own game. But this time your aim isn't simply destroying all monsters, you must try to destroy a whole and climb the tallest building, plus other missions, to complete the level. This is said to be 'Godzilla with depth'. Taking out the army before they kill you, eating every food shop for dinner, it's all here as you play as King Kong!
TONY -
You play the ultimate Mafia meister, Tony, and have to complete 'GTA' missions to get your hands on the most expensive diamond in the world. Drive through amazing car chases that are almost like films, infiltrate opponent gangs and steal their 'loot' and much more. Thought being Tony was easy? Think again!
IDLEWILD -
Being a big music fan, Idlewild decided to incorporate a Rock Manager-esque game with an aspect of dancing, using the dance mats found for PS2's. This is especially hard, dancing to rock! But never fear, some of your favourite rock bands will be included, so expect Idlewild, Cold Play, Nirvana and much, much more!
KYZ22 -
Ever wanted to play through a load of real life horror movies? Now's your chance! After re-creating The SR Witch Project and The Shining perfectly, he's decided to get the best of the best horror films and put them into one game. These include Scream, House On Haunted Hill, Blair Witch and many more. Not to mention the unlockable Erotic Witch Project!
There you have it, many top class games and just the start of Special Reserves leap into the games market. Expect to see all titles in Special Reserve shops everywhere by the Twelvteenth of Mensa (Hopefully this will be created very, very soon).
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS