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Brace yourselves…this is something of an epic battle.
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CAW Heavyweight Title Battle Royal:
The Cong Man vs Ice Blaster vs Kid Rock vs Hawk (AfroJoe) vs Reaver (Ant) vs Rage (Crash) vs Longy vs Mouldy Cheesenisher vs Scotty The Doggy vs RkS vs Grandprix vs Jetster.
Welcome to the Special Reserve arena where tonight our main event will settle an issue that has been building up for weeks. Just who is going to be the first ever CAW heavyweight champion? The excitement in this division has been heightened in recent weeks by escalating feud between fan favourites Ice Blaster, Rage and Kid Rock and the hated trio of CAW commissioner Reaver, The Cong Man and Hawk. The situation became cloudier earlier in the week with The Cong Man and Hawk appearing to turn on each other over the hardcore title. But there are also a number of wrestlers outside of this feud who look like they have good chances of coming out of this match with the brand new belt gleaming in tow.
Also earlier in the week CAW commissioner Reaver clarified the rules of this match, which will be contested under modified Royal rumble rules. Whereby a wrestler is eliminated if he is a) thrown over the top rope, b) pinned in the ring or c) taps out in the ring. The wrestlers have also drawn a number prior to the match determining their order of entry. The match will begin with the first four wrestlers drawn in the ring and they will be joined by another competitor ten seconds later until all the competitors have entered. The winner and new champion will be the competitor left at the end.
“BAWITDABA…” A prime Kid Rock track blasts through the speakers as the country/rapper’s name sake makes his way to the ring having apparently drawn number one in the pre-match draw. The crowd cheer wildly as KR goes over to the turnbuckle and slumps down awaiting his competition. The sound of an aeroplane taking off fills the arena and Jetster makes his way from beneath the TitanTron. Jetster gets to ringside and talks trash to Kid Rock, but seems a little apprehensive to get into the ring. The pictures of aeroplanes on the titan-tron are replaced by a collection of chilly images as ‘Sub-zero’ by Red Myers plays through the speakers as ice Blaster runs down the ramp going straight for the cautious looking Jetster, throwing him into the ring. Ice Blaster links up with kid Rock to hit a double suplex on Jetster. Meanwhile the sound of screeching birds of prey fill the arena and Hawk (AfroJoe) slips almost unnoticed into the ring before unloading on Ice Blaster and Kid Rock.
Hawk (Afro Joe) grabs Ice Blaster in a front face lock, but Kid Rock is back to his feet and attempts to come to the aid of IB only to find himself locked in a front face lock too. Hawk in a great display of strength suplexes both men simultaneously! Meanwhile Jetster is back to his feet and hits a DDT on a dazed and wandering Kid Rock. Jetster goes for a pin.1 2 but Kid Rock gets his arm up, just as the buzzer sounds to indicate that the next competitor is on his way. Some obscure American Rock band thrash away at their guitars and scream down the microphone in the back ground as RkS slowly makes his way down the ramp. He enters the ring and heads straight towards Hawk! Looks like the big men are going to get it on right here! A barrage of punches are traded between the two super-heavyweights!
Meanwhile, at the other end of the ring, Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Jetster uses his strength to his advantage and goes behind on IB locking him in a waistlock. But IB counters by stomping on Jetster’s toes before hitting a roundhouse-enziguri! OH MY GOD! How did he do that? The buzzer again sounds and a picture of a giant slice of swiss cheese appears on the titan-tron and the sound of Papa Roach’s ‘The Last Resort’ fills the arena. This is soon drowned out by a chorus of boos though as Mouldy Cheesenisher makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Cheese immediately locks up with Kid Rock and hits him with a huge back-breaker!
The spectators’ attention though is drawn to the other end of the now crowded ring where RkS has Hawk in a verticle suplex position. What a display of strength by the big man! He drops backwards driving Hawk (AfroJoe) head first into the canvas. BRAINBUSTER! RkS follows up with a pin, but the referee is at the other end of the ring, the referee eventually sees the pin but only gets to two before Hawk kicks out! The buzzer, which is beginning to get a little bit annoying now, sounds once again. The arena is filled with the cacophonous din of Dogs barking as Scotty The Doggy emerges from the stage and runs quickly down to the ring.
Scotty makes his way straight over to where Hawk and RkS are scrapping out and helps out his good buddy RkS beat on Hawk. Meanwhile over the other side of the ring Kid Rock has just hit a huge belly-to-belly suplex on the Mouldy Cheesenisher! Kid Rock rolls into a cover , the referee is right there, 1 2 but Cheese kicks out! POWERBOMB!!! Jetster nails Ice Blaster with a text-book perfect powerbomb! But instead of going for the cover, Jetseter poses for the fans, who respond by roundly booing him!
The buzzer sounds again, making a few sleepy members of the audience almost jump out of their seats! A familiar music plays and the audience begin loudly booing before Commissioner Reaver (Ant) has even had chance to emerge from the curtains. Reaver strolls down to ringside, apparently deliberately taking as much time as he possibly can. On arriving at the edge of the ring, Reaver just stands their watching the action, as the ringside referees try to force him to get into the ring, Reaver looks non-plussed. If he doesn’t enter the ring, he cannot be eliminated and he knows it! In the ring though Scotty the Doggy has got hold of the Mouldy Cheesenisher and has hit him with a snap-suplex! Scotty goes for the pin attempt, but it is broken up Hawk before the referee can count to one. Ice Blaster hits a jumping kick to the face of Kid Rock, nearly knocking his teeth right out of his mouth!
The clock ticks down once again and the buzzer sounds, signalling the entrance of the next wrestler. The crowd goes wild as Longy emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron carrying a table with him for some reason. Longy makes his way down to ringside, setting up the table at the edge of the ring before running after Reaver (Ant), who has still not made his way into the ring. In the ring RkS once again hauls up the sizeable bulk of Hawk (AfroJoe) up high, before hitting a huge shoulder-breaker on the behemoth! Hawk holds his shoulder as he writhes around on the canvas. RkS looks down just in time to see Reaver at his feet who had been caught and rolled into the ring by Longy. RkS picks Reaver up and hauls him up quickly into a powerbomb position. RkS turns to the table set up on the outside and powerbombs Reaver straight through it! Scotty the Doggy founds himself stood too near the ropes and is caught by a huge clothesline from Jetster which sends him tumbling over the top and to the floor
“Ladies and gentlemen Reaver (Ant) and Scotty The Doggy have been eliminated from this contest!”
Amidst all the confusion in the ring, the buzzer has sounded again, unheard by everyone and Rage (Crash) has entered into the contest and resumed his feud with Hawk (AfroJoe) as punches are traded between the two big men. RkS has got his hand on Mouldy Cheese and lifts him for a military press, before dropping him right onto his face. In the corner Jet is desperately clinging onto the ropes as Ice Blaster and Kid Rock try to muscle him over the top.
The buzzer sounds but is almost drowned out by the sound of a revving again as a customised F1 car screeches down to the ring and the driver jumps out, revealing himself as Grandprix. GP wastes no time jumping into the action, not even pausing to take off his helmet! Mouldy Cheesenisher is having the life pounded out of him by RkS. Rage hits a huge sidewalk slam on Hawk! RKS FACEBUSTER!!! RkS has just hit his coupé de gras on Cheese. RkS makes the cover and surprising no-one breaks it up! 1 2 3. RkS has scored a pin-fall!
“Ladies and gentlemen The Mouldy Cheesenisher has been eliminated from this contest!”
“BZZZTTTT”Time for the final competitor..”It began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka..” Here comes the Cong Man! Chair in one hand, half-eaten banana in the other. He jumps straight into the middle of the ring. Chair shot to Kid Rock! Chair shot to Ice Blaster! Chair shot to Rage! Chair shot to RkS! Chair shot to Longy! Chair shot to Jetster! Chair shot to Hawk! Chair shot to Grand Prix! CLANG! Grand Prix still has his helmet on! So the Cong Man hits another five chair shots, bending the chair in half but having little effect on Grand Prix! Grand Prix rushes the Cong Man and they both tumble over the top rope, but Cong grabs the top rope and holds on as GP tumble to the floor!
“Ladies and gentlemen Grand Prix has been eliminated from the contest!”
The Hardcire Gorilla pulls himself back into the ring and looks round at the sea of bodies left lying from his chair-swinging antics. Wait..whats this? The buzzer just sounded again, even though all the scheduled competitors are in the ring. ‘Doomsnight’ by Azzido Da Bass sounds through the speaker system, as The True Bottie Man (Tazz) appaers through the curtains and shuffles his way to the ring. As Cong Man is stood looking on in disbelief, Kid Rock gets back to his feet and as Cong turns to face him he gets nailed with a spine buster! Kid Rock turn away to acknowledge the fans cheers but gets caught in the face by a huge super-kick from the Bottie Man! Kid Rock staggers backwards and falls over the top rope to the floor!
“Ladies and gentlemen Kid Rock has been eliminated from the contest!”
Ice Blaster and Jet have pulled themselves back up on to their knees and realising they are right next to each other have begun trading punches in their kneeling positions. Rage is also back to one knee and finds himself in the perfect position to get a low blow in on The True Bottie Man. Rage pushes Bottie from behind and sends him flying forwards, he trips over the still flat-out Longy and lands on top of the duelling Ice Blaster and Jet! IB and Jet are unable to shift the big man who inadvertadly ends up pinning them both! 1 2 3!
“Ladies and gentlemen Ice Blaster and Jet have been eliminated from the contest!”
RkS gets back to his feet and tries to shake off the cobwebs. Only to get hit from behind by a running bulldog, from the Hardcore Gorilla! Cong goes for the pin, but RkS kicks out with authority and sends Cong flying on top of the True Bottie Man! Cong gets back to his feet and sprints angrily towards RkS, RkS swings a clothesline, but Cong ducks underneath and as he comes back off the ropes hits a swinging neckbreaker on RkS. True Bottie follows up straight away by hitting a running splash onto RkS. 1 2 3!!! Bottie is cleaning house! He’s a monster!
“Ladies and gentlemen RkS has been eliminated from the contest!”
While this has been taking place Rage (Crash) and Hawk (AfroJoe) have paired off once again and are trading punches with each other. Longy has also got back to his feet and snuck up behind the Cong Man. Longy taps Cong on the shoulder and as the hardcore gorilla turns, Longy nails him with a DDT! Longy goes for the pin but Bottie (Tazz) lumbers over and goes to hit a splash in order to break up the pin, but Longy gets out of the way and Bottie splashes Cong! Bottie stands up and looks a bit sheepish! Rage has lifted Hawk and hit the Alley-Oop! Rage goes for the pin surely it’s all over for Hawk? But again Bottie lumbers over and goes for a splash! But Rage moves and Bottie again splashes the wrong man! True Bottie stomps the ground in friustration as Longy and Rage make simultaneous covers on the flattened Cong and Hawk. The referee makes a double count 1 2 3! Rage pinned Hawk but Cong kicked out at two!
“Ladies and gentlemen Hawk(Afro Joe) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Longy and Rage look at each other and then at the Bottie who is still kicking the ropes in frustration, they run at the big man and double clothesline him straight over the top rope!
“Ladies and gentlemen True Bottie Man (Tazz) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Rage and Longy have little time to celebrate though as The Cong Man has got his chair back and he waffles both of them with a pair of vicious chair shots! Cong pulls Longy back to his feet and hits the Congo Bongo! He has no time to go for the pin though as Rage runs straight at him! Cong drops down just in time to hit a drop toe-hold! The hardcore gorilla floats over and locks Rage’s hands behind his head in a full-nelson position before sitting back into some sort of Full-Nelson/Camel clutch combination. I don’t know what it’s called, but it just made Rage tap out!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen Rage (Crash) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Longy gets back to his feet and stares intensely at the Cong Man. Minutes pass and seem like hours as our final two competitors stare each other down. They both know what is at stake here. Finally the stand-off is broken as they lock into a collar and elbow tie-up. Cong-Man goes behind and without hesitation hits a German suplex with a bridge pin attempt. 1 2 Longy kicks out. Longy gets back to his feet quickly and Cong rushes him, Longy hits a deep Japanese arm-drag though and holds on into a cross-arm bar, but the Hardcore Gorilla gets to the ropes and Longy has to break the hold.
This time Longy makes the first move, attempting to hit a running clothesline. The Cong Man ducks it though and quickly grabs the back of Longy’s neck before hitting a neckbreaker. Cong pulls longy back to his feet before applying a front face lock and hitting a verticle suplex. Cong holds on though and hits a second suplex, again he holds on. He gets Longy vertical again, but this time falls forward hanging Longy out to dry on the ropes! Longy is in a dangerous situation here. The Cong Man runs off the ropes and hits a running drop-kick on Longy. Longy teeters and falls off the ropes. The Cong Man reels away in celebration thinking he has won! But Longy has fallen onto the apron and come back into the ring under the ropes!
The referee quickly explains to The Cong Man that the match is continuing. Before Longy has time to recover, Cong has his head between his knees! The Hardcore Gorilla pulls his thumb across his throat signalling to the fans that it is time for the Congo Bongo! But Longy quickly jerks his head up, catching Cong low. Cong is doubled over. Longy quickly grabs Cong side on and hits the Longstar! 1 2 3!!! This one is all over!!! Longy has come from nowhere to be our first champion!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and first EVER CAW heavyweight champion, LONNNNGGGYYYY!!!”
Blimey...anyone still reading?
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CAW Heavyweight Title Battle Royal:
The Cong Man vs Ice Blaster vs Kid Rock vs Hawk (AfroJoe) vs Reaver (Ant) vs Rage (Crash) vs Longy vs Mouldy Cheesenisher vs Scotty The Doggy vs RkS vs Grandprix vs Jetster.
Welcome to the Special Reserve arena where tonight our main event will settle an issue that has been building up for weeks. Just who is going to be the first ever CAW heavyweight champion? The excitement in this division has been heightened in recent weeks by escalating feud between fan favourites Ice Blaster, Rage and Kid Rock and the hated trio of CAW commissioner Reaver, The Cong Man and Hawk. The situation became cloudier earlier in the week with The Cong Man and Hawk appearing to turn on each other over the hardcore title. But there are also a number of wrestlers outside of this feud who look like they have good chances of coming out of this match with the brand new belt gleaming in tow.
Also earlier in the week CAW commissioner Reaver clarified the rules of this match, which will be contested under modified Royal rumble rules. Whereby a wrestler is eliminated if he is a) thrown over the top rope, b) pinned in the ring or c) taps out in the ring. The wrestlers have also drawn a number prior to the match determining their order of entry. The match will begin with the first four wrestlers drawn in the ring and they will be joined by another competitor ten seconds later until all the competitors have entered. The winner and new champion will be the competitor left at the end.
“BAWITDABA…” A prime Kid Rock track blasts through the speakers as the country/rapper’s name sake makes his way to the ring having apparently drawn number one in the pre-match draw. The crowd cheer wildly as KR goes over to the turnbuckle and slumps down awaiting his competition. The sound of an aeroplane taking off fills the arena and Jetster makes his way from beneath the TitanTron. Jetster gets to ringside and talks trash to Kid Rock, but seems a little apprehensive to get into the ring. The pictures of aeroplanes on the titan-tron are replaced by a collection of chilly images as ‘Sub-zero’ by Red Myers plays through the speakers as ice Blaster runs down the ramp going straight for the cautious looking Jetster, throwing him into the ring. Ice Blaster links up with kid Rock to hit a double suplex on Jetster. Meanwhile the sound of screeching birds of prey fill the arena and Hawk (AfroJoe) slips almost unnoticed into the ring before unloading on Ice Blaster and Kid Rock.
Hawk (Afro Joe) grabs Ice Blaster in a front face lock, but Kid Rock is back to his feet and attempts to come to the aid of IB only to find himself locked in a front face lock too. Hawk in a great display of strength suplexes both men simultaneously! Meanwhile Jetster is back to his feet and hits a DDT on a dazed and wandering Kid Rock. Jetster goes for a pin.1 2 but Kid Rock gets his arm up, just as the buzzer sounds to indicate that the next competitor is on his way. Some obscure American Rock band thrash away at their guitars and scream down the microphone in the back ground as RkS slowly makes his way down the ramp. He enters the ring and heads straight towards Hawk! Looks like the big men are going to get it on right here! A barrage of punches are traded between the two super-heavyweights!
Meanwhile, at the other end of the ring, Jetster and Ice Blaster lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Jetster uses his strength to his advantage and goes behind on IB locking him in a waistlock. But IB counters by stomping on Jetster’s toes before hitting a roundhouse-enziguri! OH MY GOD! How did he do that? The buzzer again sounds and a picture of a giant slice of swiss cheese appears on the titan-tron and the sound of Papa Roach’s ‘The Last Resort’ fills the arena. This is soon drowned out by a chorus of boos though as Mouldy Cheesenisher makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Cheese immediately locks up with Kid Rock and hits him with a huge back-breaker!
The spectators’ attention though is drawn to the other end of the now crowded ring where RkS has Hawk in a verticle suplex position. What a display of strength by the big man! He drops backwards driving Hawk (AfroJoe) head first into the canvas. BRAINBUSTER! RkS follows up with a pin, but the referee is at the other end of the ring, the referee eventually sees the pin but only gets to two before Hawk kicks out! The buzzer, which is beginning to get a little bit annoying now, sounds once again. The arena is filled with the cacophonous din of Dogs barking as Scotty The Doggy emerges from the stage and runs quickly down to the ring.
Scotty makes his way straight over to where Hawk and RkS are scrapping out and helps out his good buddy RkS beat on Hawk. Meanwhile over the other side of the ring Kid Rock has just hit a huge belly-to-belly suplex on the Mouldy Cheesenisher! Kid Rock rolls into a cover , the referee is right there, 1 2 but Cheese kicks out! POWERBOMB!!! Jetster nails Ice Blaster with a text-book perfect powerbomb! But instead of going for the cover, Jetseter poses for the fans, who respond by roundly booing him!
The buzzer sounds again, making a few sleepy members of the audience almost jump out of their seats! A familiar music plays and the audience begin loudly booing before Commissioner Reaver (Ant) has even had chance to emerge from the curtains. Reaver strolls down to ringside, apparently deliberately taking as much time as he possibly can. On arriving at the edge of the ring, Reaver just stands their watching the action, as the ringside referees try to force him to get into the ring, Reaver looks non-plussed. If he doesn’t enter the ring, he cannot be eliminated and he knows it! In the ring though Scotty the Doggy has got hold of the Mouldy Cheesenisher and has hit him with a snap-suplex! Scotty goes for the pin attempt, but it is broken up Hawk before the referee can count to one. Ice Blaster hits a jumping kick to the face of Kid Rock, nearly knocking his teeth right out of his mouth!
The clock ticks down once again and the buzzer sounds, signalling the entrance of the next wrestler. The crowd goes wild as Longy emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron carrying a table with him for some reason. Longy makes his way down to ringside, setting up the table at the edge of the ring before running after Reaver (Ant), who has still not made his way into the ring. In the ring RkS once again hauls up the sizeable bulk of Hawk (AfroJoe) up high, before hitting a huge shoulder-breaker on the behemoth! Hawk holds his shoulder as he writhes around on the canvas. RkS looks down just in time to see Reaver at his feet who had been caught and rolled into the ring by Longy. RkS picks Reaver up and hauls him up quickly into a powerbomb position. RkS turns to the table set up on the outside and powerbombs Reaver straight through it! Scotty the Doggy founds himself stood too near the ropes and is caught by a huge clothesline from Jetster which sends him tumbling over the top and to the floor
“Ladies and gentlemen Reaver (Ant) and Scotty The Doggy have been eliminated from this contest!”
Amidst all the confusion in the ring, the buzzer has sounded again, unheard by everyone and Rage (Crash) has entered into the contest and resumed his feud with Hawk (AfroJoe) as punches are traded between the two big men. RkS has got his hand on Mouldy Cheese and lifts him for a military press, before dropping him right onto his face. In the corner Jet is desperately clinging onto the ropes as Ice Blaster and Kid Rock try to muscle him over the top.
The buzzer sounds but is almost drowned out by the sound of a revving again as a customised F1 car screeches down to the ring and the driver jumps out, revealing himself as Grandprix. GP wastes no time jumping into the action, not even pausing to take off his helmet! Mouldy Cheesenisher is having the life pounded out of him by RkS. Rage hits a huge sidewalk slam on Hawk! RKS FACEBUSTER!!! RkS has just hit his coupé de gras on Cheese. RkS makes the cover and surprising no-one breaks it up! 1 2 3. RkS has scored a pin-fall!
“Ladies and gentlemen The Mouldy Cheesenisher has been eliminated from this contest!”
“BZZZTTTT”Time for the final competitor..”It began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka..” Here comes the Cong Man! Chair in one hand, half-eaten banana in the other. He jumps straight into the middle of the ring. Chair shot to Kid Rock! Chair shot to Ice Blaster! Chair shot to Rage! Chair shot to RkS! Chair shot to Longy! Chair shot to Jetster! Chair shot to Hawk! Chair shot to Grand Prix! CLANG! Grand Prix still has his helmet on! So the Cong Man hits another five chair shots, bending the chair in half but having little effect on Grand Prix! Grand Prix rushes the Cong Man and they both tumble over the top rope, but Cong grabs the top rope and holds on as GP tumble to the floor!
“Ladies and gentlemen Grand Prix has been eliminated from the contest!”
The Hardcire Gorilla pulls himself back into the ring and looks round at the sea of bodies left lying from his chair-swinging antics. Wait..whats this? The buzzer just sounded again, even though all the scheduled competitors are in the ring. ‘Doomsnight’ by Azzido Da Bass sounds through the speaker system, as The True Bottie Man (Tazz) appaers through the curtains and shuffles his way to the ring. As Cong Man is stood looking on in disbelief, Kid Rock gets back to his feet and as Cong turns to face him he gets nailed with a spine buster! Kid Rock turn away to acknowledge the fans cheers but gets caught in the face by a huge super-kick from the Bottie Man! Kid Rock staggers backwards and falls over the top rope to the floor!
“Ladies and gentlemen Kid Rock has been eliminated from the contest!”
Ice Blaster and Jet have pulled themselves back up on to their knees and realising they are right next to each other have begun trading punches in their kneeling positions. Rage is also back to one knee and finds himself in the perfect position to get a low blow in on The True Bottie Man. Rage pushes Bottie from behind and sends him flying forwards, he trips over the still flat-out Longy and lands on top of the duelling Ice Blaster and Jet! IB and Jet are unable to shift the big man who inadvertadly ends up pinning them both! 1 2 3!
“Ladies and gentlemen Ice Blaster and Jet have been eliminated from the contest!”
RkS gets back to his feet and tries to shake off the cobwebs. Only to get hit from behind by a running bulldog, from the Hardcore Gorilla! Cong goes for the pin, but RkS kicks out with authority and sends Cong flying on top of the True Bottie Man! Cong gets back to his feet and sprints angrily towards RkS, RkS swings a clothesline, but Cong ducks underneath and as he comes back off the ropes hits a swinging neckbreaker on RkS. True Bottie follows up straight away by hitting a running splash onto RkS. 1 2 3!!! Bottie is cleaning house! He’s a monster!
“Ladies and gentlemen RkS has been eliminated from the contest!”
While this has been taking place Rage (Crash) and Hawk (AfroJoe) have paired off once again and are trading punches with each other. Longy has also got back to his feet and snuck up behind the Cong Man. Longy taps Cong on the shoulder and as the hardcore gorilla turns, Longy nails him with a DDT! Longy goes for the pin but Bottie (Tazz) lumbers over and goes to hit a splash in order to break up the pin, but Longy gets out of the way and Bottie splashes Cong! Bottie stands up and looks a bit sheepish! Rage has lifted Hawk and hit the Alley-Oop! Rage goes for the pin surely it’s all over for Hawk? But again Bottie lumbers over and goes for a splash! But Rage moves and Bottie again splashes the wrong man! True Bottie stomps the ground in friustration as Longy and Rage make simultaneous covers on the flattened Cong and Hawk. The referee makes a double count 1 2 3! Rage pinned Hawk but Cong kicked out at two!
“Ladies and gentlemen Hawk(Afro Joe) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Longy and Rage look at each other and then at the Bottie who is still kicking the ropes in frustration, they run at the big man and double clothesline him straight over the top rope!
“Ladies and gentlemen True Bottie Man (Tazz) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Rage and Longy have little time to celebrate though as The Cong Man has got his chair back and he waffles both of them with a pair of vicious chair shots! Cong pulls Longy back to his feet and hits the Congo Bongo! He has no time to go for the pin though as Rage runs straight at him! Cong drops down just in time to hit a drop toe-hold! The hardcore gorilla floats over and locks Rage’s hands behind his head in a full-nelson position before sitting back into some sort of Full-Nelson/Camel clutch combination. I don’t know what it’s called, but it just made Rage tap out!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen Rage (Crash) has been eliminated from the contest!”
Longy gets back to his feet and stares intensely at the Cong Man. Minutes pass and seem like hours as our final two competitors stare each other down. They both know what is at stake here. Finally the stand-off is broken as they lock into a collar and elbow tie-up. Cong-Man goes behind and without hesitation hits a German suplex with a bridge pin attempt. 1 2 Longy kicks out. Longy gets back to his feet quickly and Cong rushes him, Longy hits a deep Japanese arm-drag though and holds on into a cross-arm bar, but the Hardcore Gorilla gets to the ropes and Longy has to break the hold.
This time Longy makes the first move, attempting to hit a running clothesline. The Cong Man ducks it though and quickly grabs the back of Longy’s neck before hitting a neckbreaker. Cong pulls longy back to his feet before applying a front face lock and hitting a verticle suplex. Cong holds on though and hits a second suplex, again he holds on. He gets Longy vertical again, but this time falls forward hanging Longy out to dry on the ropes! Longy is in a dangerous situation here. The Cong Man runs off the ropes and hits a running drop-kick on Longy. Longy teeters and falls off the ropes. The Cong Man reels away in celebration thinking he has won! But Longy has fallen onto the apron and come back into the ring under the ropes!
The referee quickly explains to The Cong Man that the match is continuing. Before Longy has time to recover, Cong has his head between his knees! The Hardcore Gorilla pulls his thumb across his throat signalling to the fans that it is time for the Congo Bongo! But Longy quickly jerks his head up, catching Cong low. Cong is doubled over. Longy quickly grabs Cong side on and hits the Longstar! 1 2 3!!! This one is all over!!! Longy has come from nowhere to be our first champion!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and first EVER CAW heavyweight champion, LONNNNGGGYYYY!!!”
Blimey...anyone still reading?
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Oh...and this AIN'T BOTTIE WRESTLING!!!! This is Special Reserve CAW the greatest federation in the world!!! :D
No need to get touchy...
My wrestler is neither 'Bottie' or 'Bottie Man.' In fact, if you eve watch BottieWresrtling®, which I doubt, you'll know that the Bottie Man is his biggest rival! My wrestler's name is the True Bottie Man, if thats to long for you then just call him TBM, I'll understand.
Ok, change of music noted.
cool match, nice one Longy!.
can i change my music plz. to "forever" instead of "bawitaba".
can i change my music plz. to "forever" instead of "bawitaba".
WOW! Brilliant match Cong. I did quite well. I kicked Ant and Mouldy's *ss!
Well done Longy.
Well done Longy.
Cheers guys...I really enjoyed writing that. Could have gone on longer, but had to stop myself!
Brilliant match there, and it's even better because i won but it was a good match very well written
Yer I like making you lose.
ERR, Longy... seesh!! lol
Good match son, shame I got squashed- your fault JET!!
Good match son, shame I got squashed- your fault JET!!
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