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"Lara’s Half Sister"

Eidos apparently are bringing out another Tomb Raider after the Angel of Darkness it shall be named Princess of Darkness. This is because Lara finds a tomb which satin’s spirit was in and as Lara usually does she gets herself into a load of bother for being too nosy*shakes his head in disbelief* silly cow. She gets word that she has released Satan and that the apocalypse is going to happen. A physic witch tells her this and lets it slip that she has a half sister.

She then goes in search in her half sister who is the princess of darkness aka Satan’s Daughter and there is a new mode added were that Lara has to surgically remove the evil heart from her sister and place it in herself so that she can fool Satan and kill him with those big guns of hers. But * shock horror* Lara has fun being evil she starts to strip WOOHOO! She then starts to go into a cut scene and starts to do a duet with fellow princess of darkness Kelly Osbourne.

You then take control of Clara who is a Kung Fu Kat and kicks a lot of butt with a lot of attitude. She hears about the trouble Lara is in and has to go the underworld and kick her butt to release her from the evilness. Again she hears this from the physic witch who has grow a new hairy mole on you know where but don’t really want to know where. I know that’s sick you don’t have to tell me. Well anyway Clara gets past the devil’s minions by flashing her boobs, which stuns the minions, and they all have heart attacks.

When she reaches Lara she has fight Kelly Osbourne she kicks her butt not forgetting the attitude and Finish Her comes across the screen just like in Mortal Kombat and Clara rips her head off and lots of bats fly out and she then shoves her head up were the sun don’t shine anymore. She encounters Lara and tells her to stop and they need to kill Satan and they go into the Mortal Kombat view where Clara rips out Lara’s heart and shows it to her and put it in a doggy bag (just like in dumb and dumber).

Remember the heart was evil and they both turn on Satan and Satan says that they are his daughters he then tells them that he got his mother up the duff twice* Horny Devil* They then weep into tears when her goes over and hugs them and feels there firm roundish butts and Lara being the Feminist she is sets him on fire which obviously doesn’t do much and he sentences them to torture for eternity. This is the last in series of Tomb Raider and is a sure flop for 2005 and might even get into the top 100 worst games of all time.

Please feel free to post your opinions on this review and as always you can reserve your copy at www.specialreserve.com/this_game_isn’t_real_duhhh.html

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Melancholy wrote:
> Whitestripes wrote:
> That was about as funny a kick in the balls.
>
> I agree.You're about as funny as a nippletwister

Whitestripes wrote:
> That was about as funny a kick in the balls.

I agree.

:-)

I don't think you know what admirable means.

Look it up

Whitestripes wrote:
> ; I am admirable.

I've been on SpecialObserve, don't lie to me

You thought it was good.
You're just sucking up to me, which is understandable; I am admirable.

Adamario wrote:
> Me!? no ive always been Adamario, why?

huh?

Whitestripes wrote:
> That was about as funny a kick in the balls.

shhhhh, i didn't actually read it, but he needs some sort of support

shhhh

That was about as funny a kick in the balls.

Me!? no ive always been Adamario, why?