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Wed 26/02/03 at 16:00
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After a hard start with huge price drops and insane money - losing deals, the X-Box has finally started to find it self and get some respect. But are the great deals anything to do with the increase in popularity? Are the game deals only a mask to hide something bigger and more powerful? And just why did they stop making lucky charms?

Burberry handbags are the latest style for women - you couldn't be caught dead without them nowadays, but many blame this accessory for many of the great tradgedy's of recent months like the war in Iraq, for instance. But more importantly than this potentially fatal upcoming war is how the fashion craze has brought about an up-turn in sales.

Subliminal messages is the name of the game. Handbags are known world-wide for there usage in advertsing, and when used to good effect it can send women crazy and the prices for them sky high - Gucci and Dolce are two of the best when it comes to promotion through handwear. Thomas Burberry, however, IS the best, and from a little tartan patterned handbag sprouted a mass of copies and fakes.

Real Burberry only advertises it's own products - recently making it's handbags so that Women believe that life in meaningless without Burberry's latest product Burberry Nailpolish, which has been something of a failure after it was discovered that the pattern doesn't actually come out correctly when used, and instead of the pattern, it is just one big baige mess.

Fake Burberry, which can be found in any market up or down the country for as little as £2.50, gives out completely the wrong advertising strategy. Instead of instructing people to use their money wastefully, it is FORCING them to waste their money, and the easiest way to do that in the current market is to purchase Microsofts lean green machine.

Bill Gates is said to be very happy about the whole sherade, and the internet is strife with rumours that Bill Gates has attempted a $300,000,000 buyout of Burberry. One thing has been confirmed though - Rare, the small British development team that Bill recently splashed millions of dollars out on, are making a game based on the Burberry fashion, and is said to be in it's 'final stages'. 'Burberry - Buy me or Die' is slated for a 2007 release date.

In a Lord of the Rings - type scenario, after somebody has worn the fake Burberry for more than 15 hours none stop, it actually takes control of their soul, making them believe they are god-like and also strongly believe the subliminal advertising. We interviewed a Burberry wearing stranger on the street, who insisted on calling himself Bilbo, had this to say about the situation, 'My Precious'. When we tried to touch the designer scarf he had on we was promptly chased down the street and laughed at by policemen.

Effects include tagging along with the 'cool' kids, even if you are a fat retard, telling your mum to 'shut up', and having to buy games every few days to seem cool.

Special Reserve have opened up 3 factories in Sawbridgeworth and are planning on selling them early next month.

idlewild for the Random Post Club.

(Sorry about Spelling Mistakes)
Sat 01/03/03 at 14:19
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Lol!

Still not sure what it's about, but lol! :-D
Wed 26/02/03 at 21:32
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Asher D wrote:
> *Does that clicky finger thingy*

You say jump, I say How high and get on MSN.
Wed 26/02/03 at 20:37
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*Does that clicky finger thingy*
Wed 26/02/03 at 16:00
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After a hard start with huge price drops and insane money - losing deals, the X-Box has finally started to find it self and get some respect. But are the great deals anything to do with the increase in popularity? Are the game deals only a mask to hide something bigger and more powerful? And just why did they stop making lucky charms?

Burberry handbags are the latest style for women - you couldn't be caught dead without them nowadays, but many blame this accessory for many of the great tradgedy's of recent months like the war in Iraq, for instance. But more importantly than this potentially fatal upcoming war is how the fashion craze has brought about an up-turn in sales.

Subliminal messages is the name of the game. Handbags are known world-wide for there usage in advertsing, and when used to good effect it can send women crazy and the prices for them sky high - Gucci and Dolce are two of the best when it comes to promotion through handwear. Thomas Burberry, however, IS the best, and from a little tartan patterned handbag sprouted a mass of copies and fakes.

Real Burberry only advertises it's own products - recently making it's handbags so that Women believe that life in meaningless without Burberry's latest product Burberry Nailpolish, which has been something of a failure after it was discovered that the pattern doesn't actually come out correctly when used, and instead of the pattern, it is just one big baige mess.

Fake Burberry, which can be found in any market up or down the country for as little as £2.50, gives out completely the wrong advertising strategy. Instead of instructing people to use their money wastefully, it is FORCING them to waste their money, and the easiest way to do that in the current market is to purchase Microsofts lean green machine.

Bill Gates is said to be very happy about the whole sherade, and the internet is strife with rumours that Bill Gates has attempted a $300,000,000 buyout of Burberry. One thing has been confirmed though - Rare, the small British development team that Bill recently splashed millions of dollars out on, are making a game based on the Burberry fashion, and is said to be in it's 'final stages'. 'Burberry - Buy me or Die' is slated for a 2007 release date.

In a Lord of the Rings - type scenario, after somebody has worn the fake Burberry for more than 15 hours none stop, it actually takes control of their soul, making them believe they are god-like and also strongly believe the subliminal advertising. We interviewed a Burberry wearing stranger on the street, who insisted on calling himself Bilbo, had this to say about the situation, 'My Precious'. When we tried to touch the designer scarf he had on we was promptly chased down the street and laughed at by policemen.

Effects include tagging along with the 'cool' kids, even if you are a fat retard, telling your mum to 'shut up', and having to buy games every few days to seem cool.

Special Reserve have opened up 3 factories in Sawbridgeworth and are planning on selling them early next month.

idlewild for the Random Post Club.

(Sorry about Spelling Mistakes)

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