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This is the story of a young Italian plumber with a moustache who dreams of becoming someone famous like I don’t know, Bruce Willis. Well anyway he has got a brother and they are rivals ever since they were young, he also has a moustache and is also plumber they are very alike the only way you can tell them apart is because of there overalls one wears red and the other wears green. So the young plumber sets out on boat one day in Venice and *gasp* he sucked into a faulty pipe. This is no ordinary pipe it’s the pipe to the 2nd dimension (and for all you idiots that don’t know what that means he is 2d now duhhhhh)
A month passes and his brother doesn’t hear anything all he knows is that he went out on a boat round Venice, well being the idiot he is, he goes in search of him, to be tragically sucked into the same pipe. So now the brother in the green overalls is 2d as well with little mushrooms flying at him and moving floors. He mange’s to get past these evil fiends by throwing fireballs he found. He meets with the mushroom king and he tells him that his brother has been prisoner by the evil turtle weirdo BOWSER!
But the mushroom king also tells him that if he wants to get his brother safely he has to build up strength and make friends. So then this funny little creature Toadstool pops out and he says that he will help him and his response is no way I don’t hang about with little fungus eating freaks what do think I am a monster?
So he goes in search of friends across the land and eventually he finds a freaky little dinosaur that can’t talk and can only eat apples and spit them out at enemies so he makes friends with this. Well names him Yoshi and they go into pointless bar brawls and fights with poltergeist to try to bulk up for their showdown. But every time they get into a bar brawl they always wind back where they started sore, red butts and drunk. So they eventually climb Firebreath Cliff to go slay a dragon called Jeremiah to save an apparently beautiful and wonderful called I forget her name. Well they get half way up the mountain when they hear that Bowser is going to execute his brother at dawn because he costing him too much money to feed.
Well he gets to the top of the cliff and he tries to slay the dragon but Yoshi won’t let him because there are 2nd cousins and the dragon begins to help them out with finding princess and Luigi who has looked all over the land for the princess shouts “Oh where art thou fair maiden” and someone replies “I’m under this stone big nose” and he lifts the stone and what does he find a 2foot walking talking mushroom with a crown on. He is very annoyed at this and now he has 2hours to get to his brother who is atop Death Mountain inside a Massive Fortress and he is on the other side of the land and then it comes to him the only way he can make it there on time is yes you’ve guessed it using his feet to walk.
You see the Italians are highly under educated and anyone living in Great Britain would just not even go down the pipe in the 1st place they would just watch TV and accept it. Anyway on with the story he gets there by going through haunted woods and forests and over rivers. When he gets there he works out that he could of used the dragon to fly there he squeals “Mama Mia” and he gets on the dragons back and fly’s to the top of the fortress to find that Bowser is 15 foot tall with arms the size of 5 trees trunks and he has got 4 ears, 2 are for listening are the others are backup and instead of a face he has got 4 butts. So the dragon wraps his tail round him and squeezes him until his eyes pop out and he explodes sending the fortress into and inferno.
By this time the princess and Yoshi have rescued his brother and got hi out of the fortress safely. But the princess died along the way, don’t worry she didn’t go to waste because Bowser remember wasn’t feeding his brother and he ate her along the way. So the brothers were reunited and climbed back up the pipe were no one would have heard this so called imaginary tale of two Italian Brothers who I can’t mention because of copyright *pssst the one in the red is Danny De Vito* cause I will get sued. I have many more tales of exciting people so if you want to hear more please post your opinions.
P.S I’m going to keep trying
Thanks for reading
BckPack
A month passes and his brother doesn’t hear anything all he knows is that he went out on a boat round Venice, well being the idiot he is, he goes in search of him, to be tragically sucked into the same pipe. So now the brother in the green overalls is 2d as well with little mushrooms flying at him and moving floors. He mange’s to get past these evil fiends by throwing fireballs he found. He meets with the mushroom king and he tells him that his brother has been prisoner by the evil turtle weirdo BOWSER!
But the mushroom king also tells him that if he wants to get his brother safely he has to build up strength and make friends. So then this funny little creature Toadstool pops out and he says that he will help him and his response is no way I don’t hang about with little fungus eating freaks what do think I am a monster?
So he goes in search of friends across the land and eventually he finds a freaky little dinosaur that can’t talk and can only eat apples and spit them out at enemies so he makes friends with this. Well names him Yoshi and they go into pointless bar brawls and fights with poltergeist to try to bulk up for their showdown. But every time they get into a bar brawl they always wind back where they started sore, red butts and drunk. So they eventually climb Firebreath Cliff to go slay a dragon called Jeremiah to save an apparently beautiful and wonderful called I forget her name. Well they get half way up the mountain when they hear that Bowser is going to execute his brother at dawn because he costing him too much money to feed.
Well he gets to the top of the cliff and he tries to slay the dragon but Yoshi won’t let him because there are 2nd cousins and the dragon begins to help them out with finding princess and Luigi who has looked all over the land for the princess shouts “Oh where art thou fair maiden” and someone replies “I’m under this stone big nose” and he lifts the stone and what does he find a 2foot walking talking mushroom with a crown on. He is very annoyed at this and now he has 2hours to get to his brother who is atop Death Mountain inside a Massive Fortress and he is on the other side of the land and then it comes to him the only way he can make it there on time is yes you’ve guessed it using his feet to walk.
You see the Italians are highly under educated and anyone living in Great Britain would just not even go down the pipe in the 1st place they would just watch TV and accept it. Anyway on with the story he gets there by going through haunted woods and forests and over rivers. When he gets there he works out that he could of used the dragon to fly there he squeals “Mama Mia” and he gets on the dragons back and fly’s to the top of the fortress to find that Bowser is 15 foot tall with arms the size of 5 trees trunks and he has got 4 ears, 2 are for listening are the others are backup and instead of a face he has got 4 butts. So the dragon wraps his tail round him and squeezes him until his eyes pop out and he explodes sending the fortress into and inferno.
By this time the princess and Yoshi have rescued his brother and got hi out of the fortress safely. But the princess died along the way, don’t worry she didn’t go to waste because Bowser remember wasn’t feeding his brother and he ate her along the way. So the brothers were reunited and climbed back up the pipe were no one would have heard this so called imaginary tale of two Italian Brothers who I can’t mention because of copyright *pssst the one in the red is Danny De Vito* cause I will get sued. I have many more tales of exciting people so if you want to hear more please post your opinions.
P.S I’m going to keep trying
Thanks for reading
BckPack
This is the story of a young Italian plumber with a moustache who dreams of becoming someone famous like I don’t know, Bruce Willis. Well anyway he has got a brother and they are rivals ever since they were young, he also has a moustache and is also plumber they are very alike the only way you can tell them apart is because of there overalls one wears red and the other wears green. So the young plumber sets out on boat one day in Venice and *gasp* he sucked into a faulty pipe. This is no ordinary pipe it’s the pipe to the 2nd dimension (and for all you idiots that don’t know what that means he is 2d now duhhhhh)
A month passes and his brother doesn’t hear anything all he knows is that he went out on a boat round Venice, well being the idiot he is, he goes in search of him, to be tragically sucked into the same pipe. So now the brother in the green overalls is 2d as well with little mushrooms flying at him and moving floors. He mange’s to get past these evil fiends by throwing fireballs he found. He meets with the mushroom king and he tells him that his brother has been prisoner by the evil turtle weirdo BOWSER!
But the mushroom king also tells him that if he wants to get his brother safely he has to build up strength and make friends. So then this funny little creature Toadstool pops out and he says that he will help him and his response is no way I don’t hang about with little fungus eating freaks what do think I am a monster?
So he goes in search of friends across the land and eventually he finds a freaky little dinosaur that can’t talk and can only eat apples and spit them out at enemies so he makes friends with this. Well names him Yoshi and they go into pointless bar brawls and fights with poltergeist to try to bulk up for their showdown. But every time they get into a bar brawl they always wind back where they started sore, red butts and drunk. So they eventually climb Firebreath Cliff to go slay a dragon called Jeremiah to save an apparently beautiful and wonderful called I forget her name. Well they get half way up the mountain when they hear that Bowser is going to execute his brother at dawn because he costing him too much money to feed.
Well he gets to the top of the cliff and he tries to slay the dragon but Yoshi won’t let him because there are 2nd cousins and the dragon begins to help them out with finding princess and Luigi who has looked all over the land for the princess shouts “Oh where art thou fair maiden” and someone replies “I’m under this stone big nose” and he lifts the stone and what does he find a 2foot walking talking mushroom with a crown on. He is very annoyed at this and now he has 2hours to get to his brother who is atop Death Mountain inside a Massive Fortress and he is on the other side of the land and then it comes to him the only way he can make it there on time is yes you’ve guessed it using his feet to walk.
You see the Italians are highly under educated and anyone living in Great Britain would just not even go down the pipe in the 1st place they would just watch TV and accept it. Anyway on with the story he gets there by going through haunted woods and forests and over rivers. When he gets there he works out that he could of used the dragon to fly there he squeals “Mama Mia” and he gets on the dragons back and fly’s to the top of the fortress to find that Bowser is 15 foot tall with arms the size of 5 trees trunks and he has got 4 ears, 2 are for listening are the others are backup and instead of a face he has got 4 butts. So the dragon wraps his tail round him and squeezes him until his eyes pop out and he explodes sending the fortress into and inferno.
By this time the princess and Yoshi have rescued his brother and got hi out of the fortress safely. But the princess died along the way, don’t worry she didn’t go to waste because Bowser remember wasn’t feeding his brother and he ate her along the way. So the brothers were reunited and climbed back up the pipe were no one would have heard this so called imaginary tale of two Italian Brothers who I can’t mention because of copyright *pssst the one in the red is Danny De Vito* cause I will get sued. I have many more tales of exciting people so if you want to hear more please post your opinions.
P.S I’m going to keep trying
Thanks for reading
BckPack
A month passes and his brother doesn’t hear anything all he knows is that he went out on a boat round Venice, well being the idiot he is, he goes in search of him, to be tragically sucked into the same pipe. So now the brother in the green overalls is 2d as well with little mushrooms flying at him and moving floors. He mange’s to get past these evil fiends by throwing fireballs he found. He meets with the mushroom king and he tells him that his brother has been prisoner by the evil turtle weirdo BOWSER!
But the mushroom king also tells him that if he wants to get his brother safely he has to build up strength and make friends. So then this funny little creature Toadstool pops out and he says that he will help him and his response is no way I don’t hang about with little fungus eating freaks what do think I am a monster?
So he goes in search of friends across the land and eventually he finds a freaky little dinosaur that can’t talk and can only eat apples and spit them out at enemies so he makes friends with this. Well names him Yoshi and they go into pointless bar brawls and fights with poltergeist to try to bulk up for their showdown. But every time they get into a bar brawl they always wind back where they started sore, red butts and drunk. So they eventually climb Firebreath Cliff to go slay a dragon called Jeremiah to save an apparently beautiful and wonderful called I forget her name. Well they get half way up the mountain when they hear that Bowser is going to execute his brother at dawn because he costing him too much money to feed.
Well he gets to the top of the cliff and he tries to slay the dragon but Yoshi won’t let him because there are 2nd cousins and the dragon begins to help them out with finding princess and Luigi who has looked all over the land for the princess shouts “Oh where art thou fair maiden” and someone replies “I’m under this stone big nose” and he lifts the stone and what does he find a 2foot walking talking mushroom with a crown on. He is very annoyed at this and now he has 2hours to get to his brother who is atop Death Mountain inside a Massive Fortress and he is on the other side of the land and then it comes to him the only way he can make it there on time is yes you’ve guessed it using his feet to walk.
You see the Italians are highly under educated and anyone living in Great Britain would just not even go down the pipe in the 1st place they would just watch TV and accept it. Anyway on with the story he gets there by going through haunted woods and forests and over rivers. When he gets there he works out that he could of used the dragon to fly there he squeals “Mama Mia” and he gets on the dragons back and fly’s to the top of the fortress to find that Bowser is 15 foot tall with arms the size of 5 trees trunks and he has got 4 ears, 2 are for listening are the others are backup and instead of a face he has got 4 butts. So the dragon wraps his tail round him and squeezes him until his eyes pop out and he explodes sending the fortress into and inferno.
By this time the princess and Yoshi have rescued his brother and got hi out of the fortress safely. But the princess died along the way, don’t worry she didn’t go to waste because Bowser remember wasn’t feeding his brother and he ate her along the way. So the brothers were reunited and climbed back up the pipe were no one would have heard this so called imaginary tale of two Italian Brothers who I can’t mention because of copyright *pssst the one in the red is Danny De Vito* cause I will get sued. I have many more tales of exciting people so if you want to hear more please post your opinions.
P.S I’m going to keep trying
Thanks for reading
BckPack
Somebody read it and post an opinion
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Not bad. Mildly entertaining.
If it had a giant monkey in it then that would of been cool. I think he should wear a red tie.
If it had a giant monkey in it then that would of been cool. I think he should wear a red tie.
Cid Vilante wrote:
> Not bad. Mildly entertaining.
> If it had a giant monkey in it then that would of been cool. I think
> he should wear a red tie.
Thanks for reading
Opinion noted I will make sure in the future there will be giant monkey in my tales and he will wear a red tie eg kinda like Donkey Kong or Diddy
> Not bad. Mildly entertaining.
> If it had a giant monkey in it then that would of been cool. I think
> he should wear a red tie.
Thanks for reading
Opinion noted I will make sure in the future there will be giant monkey in my tales and he will wear a red tie eg kinda like Donkey Kong or Diddy