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This is if the top 15 in the gameaday hall of fame started a boy band much like Blazin Squad except a less queer. Sorry if your name isn’t in it. So the band members are
Meka Dragon=(Lead Singer) The Good One El Blokey=The handsome one
pb=The Stupid One 1/2pint=The Alcoholic
Aliboy=The Cool One Slaveunit=The Ugly One(sorry)
Totoro=The mentally ill one
Goatboy=The Bad Tempered one SSXpro=The up4anthing one
The Dringo=The Druggie
Fantasy Meister=The Smart One
Solskjaer=The retired footballer
RM18=The bAdBoY
Rakuga=The Sensitive one
Edgy=The nervous one
So now that have had an insight into who they all are, I will begin BEHIND THE MUSIC *read it with a dramatic voice in your head*
It was 1996 pop was at its highest peak since, well ever and the Spice Girls were unstoppable also proving to being a bit boring. There needed to be a new hardcore boy band in town and who thought it would start in an Internet chatroom. Fed up with being a nobody and having nobody Fantasy Meister turns on his Windows 95 computer with a Pentium 1 processor and logons to the internet and onto his favourite website www.ukchatforums.com. Where he meets pb there both in the same situation no job, no wife and both have no wife. Most men would turn to homosexuality but thank god they didn’t. They both got chatting and it took pb awhile to find the letters on his keyboard, he had just learnt the alphabet that week and was only getting a hang of it.
They both are talking about what they dream of, pb says he would love fame and Fantasy meister dreams of having an orgy with hundreds of girls. Then Aliboy says he would love to have his own place and lots of money and Totoro says he would also love to be famous because they can get away with homicide. Meka Dragon hearing this conversation says that his Dad owns a small record company in Leeds and invite them down for a good old fashioned sing along. Then Solskjaer hears this and Goatboy and then soon everyone in the forums wants to come but he picks the top15 in the GAD hall of fame and has to tell the rest to politely go away in the process what he doesn’t know is that he has turned away Darius Danesh and Gary Barlow *Thank god! *
A week later they all meet up in Leeds, most of them told Meka Dragon that they can’t sing. Meka Dragon tells them that are no problem, thanks to voice mixer 3000 which can change your voice to sound like the Bee Gees or Liza Manelly. They have to make there 1st single with the help of Lionel Ritchie who hasn’t turned turn up who is actually being held captive by Totoro. They decide their new song will be about what different girls there are and compare them to video games. On December they released they 1st hit single that went straight to No1 leaving both Spice Girls and Boyzone for dead. Their single that was named “El Blokey’s hit” then later renamed “Girls are £44.99”.
Drunken with fame (1/2 pint had drunken something else) they quickly established huge egos and not to mention huge bank balances. Their single stayed number 1for 4 weeks. They started to get into behind the scenes brawl with Boyzone, Slave Unit announced that Stephen Gately had came onto him when they were on top of the pops although the media and nobody believed him because Slave Unit was later renamed the Ugly One of the group. RM18 got into fight with Keith, RM18 said his mother was great in bed, Keith immediately retaliated by saying RM18 girlfriend’s was as butt ugly as a, well he said there is nothing that ugly to compare her to because she was just that ugly. SSXpro challenged Shane from Boyzone to a freaking out competition were there have to freak out as many people as they could although Shane won because he put up his hair in that stupid pineapple shape. Goatboy started to get into some hotwater with Noel Gallagher and challenged him to a bare fisted boxing match for charity at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party. Noel accepted.
Goatboy was getting his face smashed in when Edgy got up onto the stage to help out but got threw off by Liam Gallagher and then nearly beaten to death in the pit. Rakuga and El Blokey were the hits with the ladies and were always out clubbing and came back legless for a concert or T.V appearance. The Dringo and ½ pint were forced into rehab by their manager and came out very different men. Dringo became at one with nature and ½ pint became a priest. This all happened when had only released one single they couldn’t be bother releasing another single so they released their debut album “Version 2.1”. With slave unit’s slice of cash he got his appearance changed totally, it’s rumoured that it cost him £500,000. He went to a signing with the other band members at HMV but got kicked out because nobody new whom he was and they still don’t believe him to this day and he is reported missing.
There world tour was cancelled because The Dringo and ½ pint couldn’t leave their new outlooks on life. Slave Unit was missing, Goatboy and Edgy were both still in hospital with broken bones. The remaining members of the GAD crew decided to temporarily go put there band commitments on hold and go there separate ways for the time being, it turned out that this wasn’t going to be temporary it became permanent. Meka Dragon released his 1st single that reached 56 in the charts and never released another again. pB went back to school, Aliboy started his own chat show “Ali at dusk” which later was axed. Totoro was sent down for 9years with murder of Lionel Ritchie and Homicide even though he was he didn’t get away with it, he just avoided the death penalty. Fantasy Meister became a scientist who later died of poisoning after he took some arsenic. Solskjaer became manager of Rotherham United and got took them all the way to the Premier Division and then became manager of England but proved to be taking bets and was fired and fined.
SSXpro became a snowboarding and worked for jackass and later died because Steve-O dared him to jump off a 12storey building in a kayak. A tragic tale of love, fame, money, fighting, stupidity and more stupidity. There has been rumours of them getting back together but nobody will be able to replace the
*THE GAD CREW *
Feel free to post your opinions
Thanks for reading
BckPack
Meka Dragon=(Lead Singer) The Good One El Blokey=The handsome one
pb=The Stupid One 1/2pint=The Alcoholic
Aliboy=The Cool One Slaveunit=The Ugly One(sorry)
Totoro=The mentally ill one
Goatboy=The Bad Tempered one SSXpro=The up4anthing one
The Dringo=The Druggie
Fantasy Meister=The Smart One
Solskjaer=The retired footballer
RM18=The bAdBoY
Rakuga=The Sensitive one
Edgy=The nervous one
So now that have had an insight into who they all are, I will begin BEHIND THE MUSIC *read it with a dramatic voice in your head*
It was 1996 pop was at its highest peak since, well ever and the Spice Girls were unstoppable also proving to being a bit boring. There needed to be a new hardcore boy band in town and who thought it would start in an Internet chatroom. Fed up with being a nobody and having nobody Fantasy Meister turns on his Windows 95 computer with a Pentium 1 processor and logons to the internet and onto his favourite website www.ukchatforums.com. Where he meets pb there both in the same situation no job, no wife and both have no wife. Most men would turn to homosexuality but thank god they didn’t. They both got chatting and it took pb awhile to find the letters on his keyboard, he had just learnt the alphabet that week and was only getting a hang of it.
They both are talking about what they dream of, pb says he would love fame and Fantasy meister dreams of having an orgy with hundreds of girls. Then Aliboy says he would love to have his own place and lots of money and Totoro says he would also love to be famous because they can get away with homicide. Meka Dragon hearing this conversation says that his Dad owns a small record company in Leeds and invite them down for a good old fashioned sing along. Then Solskjaer hears this and Goatboy and then soon everyone in the forums wants to come but he picks the top15 in the GAD hall of fame and has to tell the rest to politely go away in the process what he doesn’t know is that he has turned away Darius Danesh and Gary Barlow *Thank god! *
A week later they all meet up in Leeds, most of them told Meka Dragon that they can’t sing. Meka Dragon tells them that are no problem, thanks to voice mixer 3000 which can change your voice to sound like the Bee Gees or Liza Manelly. They have to make there 1st single with the help of Lionel Ritchie who hasn’t turned turn up who is actually being held captive by Totoro. They decide their new song will be about what different girls there are and compare them to video games. On December they released they 1st hit single that went straight to No1 leaving both Spice Girls and Boyzone for dead. Their single that was named “El Blokey’s hit” then later renamed “Girls are £44.99”.
Drunken with fame (1/2 pint had drunken something else) they quickly established huge egos and not to mention huge bank balances. Their single stayed number 1for 4 weeks. They started to get into behind the scenes brawl with Boyzone, Slave Unit announced that Stephen Gately had came onto him when they were on top of the pops although the media and nobody believed him because Slave Unit was later renamed the Ugly One of the group. RM18 got into fight with Keith, RM18 said his mother was great in bed, Keith immediately retaliated by saying RM18 girlfriend’s was as butt ugly as a, well he said there is nothing that ugly to compare her to because she was just that ugly. SSXpro challenged Shane from Boyzone to a freaking out competition were there have to freak out as many people as they could although Shane won because he put up his hair in that stupid pineapple shape. Goatboy started to get into some hotwater with Noel Gallagher and challenged him to a bare fisted boxing match for charity at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party. Noel accepted.
Goatboy was getting his face smashed in when Edgy got up onto the stage to help out but got threw off by Liam Gallagher and then nearly beaten to death in the pit. Rakuga and El Blokey were the hits with the ladies and were always out clubbing and came back legless for a concert or T.V appearance. The Dringo and ½ pint were forced into rehab by their manager and came out very different men. Dringo became at one with nature and ½ pint became a priest. This all happened when had only released one single they couldn’t be bother releasing another single so they released their debut album “Version 2.1”. With slave unit’s slice of cash he got his appearance changed totally, it’s rumoured that it cost him £500,000. He went to a signing with the other band members at HMV but got kicked out because nobody new whom he was and they still don’t believe him to this day and he is reported missing.
There world tour was cancelled because The Dringo and ½ pint couldn’t leave their new outlooks on life. Slave Unit was missing, Goatboy and Edgy were both still in hospital with broken bones. The remaining members of the GAD crew decided to temporarily go put there band commitments on hold and go there separate ways for the time being, it turned out that this wasn’t going to be temporary it became permanent. Meka Dragon released his 1st single that reached 56 in the charts and never released another again. pB went back to school, Aliboy started his own chat show “Ali at dusk” which later was axed. Totoro was sent down for 9years with murder of Lionel Ritchie and Homicide even though he was he didn’t get away with it, he just avoided the death penalty. Fantasy Meister became a scientist who later died of poisoning after he took some arsenic. Solskjaer became manager of Rotherham United and got took them all the way to the Premier Division and then became manager of England but proved to be taking bets and was fired and fined.
SSXpro became a snowboarding and worked for jackass and later died because Steve-O dared him to jump off a 12storey building in a kayak. A tragic tale of love, fame, money, fighting, stupidity and more stupidity. There has been rumours of them getting back together but nobody will be able to replace the
*THE GAD CREW *
Feel free to post your opinions
Thanks for reading
BckPack
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Solskjær wrote:
> It does make me wonder though...
>
> Why do they "REALLY" have a list of the top-GAD-winners??
>
> You never know... Perhaps one day some men in black suits will appear
> at out front doors to take us all away somewhere, with Snuggly and the
> rest in full-control of what we do, say, and where we go??
>
>
>
> Maybe not....?
Sound like a very sinister plan to kidnap you guys
:>P
> It does make me wonder though...
>
> Why do they "REALLY" have a list of the top-GAD-winners??
>
> You never know... Perhaps one day some men in black suits will appear
> at out front doors to take us all away somewhere, with Snuggly and the
> rest in full-control of what we do, say, and where we go??
>
>
>
> Maybe not....?
Sound like a very sinister plan to kidnap you guys
:>P
It does make me wonder though...
Why do they "REALLY" have a list of the top-GAD-winners??
You never know... Perhaps one day some men in black suits will appear at out front doors to take us all away somewhere, with Snuggly and the rest in full-control of what we do, say, and where we go??
Maybe not....?
Why do they "REALLY" have a list of the top-GAD-winners??
You never know... Perhaps one day some men in black suits will appear at out front doors to take us all away somewhere, with Snuggly and the rest in full-control of what we do, say, and where we go??
Maybe not....?
Totoro wrote:
> Oh yea, and give me all your money or Lionel Ritchie gets it ;D
*reads a little further down the post*
I see Lionel Ritchie did get it! It wasn't me it was my doppelganger.
> Oh yea, and give me all your money or Lionel Ritchie gets it ;D
*reads a little further down the post*
I see Lionel Ritchie did get it! It wasn't me it was my doppelganger.
Interesting, yet slightly crazy at the same time (I'm not quite sure if I'd be the mentally ill one though as I'm quite a sane and sensible individual).
Oh yea, and give me all your money or Lionel Ritchie gets it ;D
Oh yea, and give me all your money or Lionel Ritchie gets it ;D
Azul wrote:
> Bckpac wrote:
> Somebody read it and post an opinion pleezzz
> :>(
>
> OK
>
> an opinion pleezzz
>
> There...
What an utterly useless and pointless opinion.
I bid good day to you sir.
> Bckpac wrote:
> Somebody read it and post an opinion pleezzz
> :>(
>
> OK
>
> an opinion pleezzz
>
> There...
What an utterly useless and pointless opinion.
I bid good day to you sir.
Bckpac wrote:
> Somebody read it and post an opinion pleezzz
> :>(
OK
an opinion pleezzz
There...
> Somebody read it and post an opinion pleezzz
> :>(
OK
an opinion pleezzz
There...
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> These people are greedy.
> When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
*
How ominous.
> These people are greedy.
> When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
*
How ominous.
Somebody read it and post an opinion pleezzz
:>(
:>(
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> These people are greedy.
> When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
Whose greedy?
> These people are greedy.
> When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
Whose greedy?
These people are greedy.
When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
When I want a GAD, I'll win one.
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