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Same story from The Sun:
Rockstar released Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation a few months ago.
We spoke to a topless bird in Chiswick and she said "Phwoar, I couldn't believe it. More like Hand Cleft Auto!". Lindsey (22, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
And some bald plumber from Wolverhampton got a tattoo of the game's cover-art on his face and said "I'm sure to be a winner now!"
Dominic Mohan has tipped GTA3 as "the best game this year" whilst the movie critic said "Solid Gold Entertainment!".
When pointed out that it wasn't a movie, he said "Crikey, look at the jugs on that!" referring to a milk jug.
(Turn to centre page for your cut-out-and-keep GTA3 mask).
Stick this picture of the game in your window to show support for Our Boys and to highlight just how goddamn stupid you are.
Policeman Gary Nips said "This game is ace!"
Rockstar released Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation a few months ago.
We spoke to a topless bird in Chiswick and she said "Phwoar, I couldn't believe it. More like Hand Cleft Auto!". Lindsey (22, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
And some bald plumber from Wolverhampton got a tattoo of the game's cover-art on his face and said "I'm sure to be a winner now!"
Dominic Mohan has tipped GTA3 as "the best game this year" whilst the movie critic said "Solid Gold Entertainment!".
When pointed out that it wasn't a movie, he said "Crikey, look at the jugs on that!" referring to a milk jug.
(Turn to centre page for your cut-out-and-keep GTA3 mask).
Stick this picture of the game in your window to show support for Our Boys and to highlight just how goddamn stupid you are.
Policeman Gary Nips said "This game is ace!"
Dear oh dear.. you'd have to be REALLY REALLY sad to put that in your window.
(Sees Goatboy running away crying)
Uh oh.. shouldn't have said that :/
(Sees Goatboy running away crying)
Uh oh.. shouldn't have said that :/
well games might influence a little behaviour in some people but not most.
LOL
Summed up the whole paper in that paragraph... well done.
Summed up the whole paper in that paragraph... well done.
misterhappy wrote:
> Only one small correction:
Lindsey (34DD, Bucks) plays videogames on a
> regular basis.
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Crikey, what a handful!
> Only one small correction:
Lindsey (34DD, Bucks) plays videogames on a
> regular basis.
---
Crikey, what a handful!
Did you see that one from the star about this new wave of new music called "metal" was taking over out teens?
Laugh? I nearly messed my pants!
Laugh? I nearly messed my pants!
Only one small correction:
Lindsey (34DD, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
Lindsey (34DD, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
Same story from The Sun:
Rockstar released Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation a few months ago.
We spoke to a topless bird in Chiswick and she said "Phwoar, I couldn't believe it. More like Hand Cleft Auto!". Lindsey (22, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
And some bald plumber from Wolverhampton got a tattoo of the game's cover-art on his face and said "I'm sure to be a winner now!"
Dominic Mohan has tipped GTA3 as "the best game this year" whilst the movie critic said "Solid Gold Entertainment!".
When pointed out that it wasn't a movie, he said "Crikey, look at the jugs on that!" referring to a milk jug.
(Turn to centre page for your cut-out-and-keep GTA3 mask).
Stick this picture of the game in your window to show support for Our Boys and to highlight just how goddamn stupid you are.
Policeman Gary Nips said "This game is ace!"
Rockstar released Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation a few months ago.
We spoke to a topless bird in Chiswick and she said "Phwoar, I couldn't believe it. More like Hand Cleft Auto!". Lindsey (22, Bucks) plays videogames on a regular basis.
And some bald plumber from Wolverhampton got a tattoo of the game's cover-art on his face and said "I'm sure to be a winner now!"
Dominic Mohan has tipped GTA3 as "the best game this year" whilst the movie critic said "Solid Gold Entertainment!".
When pointed out that it wasn't a movie, he said "Crikey, look at the jugs on that!" referring to a milk jug.
(Turn to centre page for your cut-out-and-keep GTA3 mask).
Stick this picture of the game in your window to show support for Our Boys and to highlight just how goddamn stupid you are.
Policeman Gary Nips said "This game is ace!"