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“Gamecube and Solid Snake are the same entity”
Solid Snake, apart from having one of the filthiest names ever created, has debuted in Japan and most of the world for over 2 months now, yet we in Britain still await it’s arrival.
Reaction has gone from the muted to ecstatic, with several people shrugging and still trying to convince themselves that their 3DO will make a comeback one day.
Expectations were high and, on most counts, delivered exactly what gamers wanted:
More of the same but with slightly better visuals.
Hideo Kojima said “Get a girlfriend and stop moaning about being another character for most of the game, I spent years on this game and turned into a hermit. You chimps spend £40 or 76 million-Yen on it and feel you can criticise me? Get a life, you herd of pointdexters. Seriously, wash your hair, open your curtains and try to make some friends. You make me sick. Domo Arigato”.
At this point, Konami dragged Kojima away and dispersed tear-gas into the crowds.
The Gamecube, apart from having one of the silliest names ever created, has debuted in Japan and most of the world now for over 2 months, yet we in Britain still await it’s arrival.
Reaction has gone from the muted to ecstatic, with several people shrugging and still trying to convince themselves that their Tamagotchi is real and can kick a Furby-ass if needs be.
Expectations were high and, on most counts, delivered exactly what Ninty’s wanted:
More of the same old pap with slightly better visuals.
Shigsy somethingorother said “Hahahaha, Gaycube tiny and made of magic pixie bricks. Look at the preeedy colours. You can touch me if you like, I don’t mind.”
Before posing for pictures with crying babies and characters with massive eyes and blue hair, UK Gamers asked why they couldn’t get the Gamecube yet.
Shigsy said “Look at my house. It has a swimming pool filled with money. Your money, and I swim every single day. Hahahahahaha”
One is left to wonder, with the delay in Britain of both Metal Gear Solid 2 and Gamecube if they are, in fact, the same thing.
Bill Gates was questioned about why MGS2 and Gamecube would not debut until March 14th, the release date of the Xbox.
Gates said, “They’re scared. It’s simple really. We will dominate the console market just as we have the PC market. And every 12 months there will be an Xbox 2002, 2003 etc until you forgot why you got it in the first place. I can buy this entire planet.”
Steve Ballmer danced on like a chimp-in-heat screaming “I LOVE THIS COMPANY!” before being tranquillised and send sent somewhere happy and warm.
So are MGS2 and the Gamecube the same thing, a simple device to pee in Bill Gate’s victory punchbowl?
And who really cares.
This is G.Boy, off for a smoke.
“Gamecube and Solid Snake are the same entity”
Solid Snake, apart from having one of the filthiest names ever created, has debuted in Japan and most of the world for over 2 months now, yet we in Britain still await it’s arrival.
Reaction has gone from the muted to ecstatic, with several people shrugging and still trying to convince themselves that their 3DO will make a comeback one day.
Expectations were high and, on most counts, delivered exactly what gamers wanted:
More of the same but with slightly better visuals.
Hideo Kojima said “Get a girlfriend and stop moaning about being another character for most of the game, I spent years on this game and turned into a hermit. You chimps spend £40 or 76 million-Yen on it and feel you can criticise me? Get a life, you herd of pointdexters. Seriously, wash your hair, open your curtains and try to make some friends. You make me sick. Domo Arigato”.
At this point, Konami dragged Kojima away and dispersed tear-gas into the crowds.
The Gamecube, apart from having one of the silliest names ever created, has debuted in Japan and most of the world now for over 2 months, yet we in Britain still await it’s arrival.
Reaction has gone from the muted to ecstatic, with several people shrugging and still trying to convince themselves that their Tamagotchi is real and can kick a Furby-ass if needs be.
Expectations were high and, on most counts, delivered exactly what Ninty’s wanted:
More of the same old pap with slightly better visuals.
Shigsy somethingorother said “Hahahaha, Gaycube tiny and made of magic pixie bricks. Look at the preeedy colours. You can touch me if you like, I don’t mind.”
Before posing for pictures with crying babies and characters with massive eyes and blue hair, UK Gamers asked why they couldn’t get the Gamecube yet.
Shigsy said “Look at my house. It has a swimming pool filled with money. Your money, and I swim every single day. Hahahahahaha”
One is left to wonder, with the delay in Britain of both Metal Gear Solid 2 and Gamecube if they are, in fact, the same thing.
Bill Gates was questioned about why MGS2 and Gamecube would not debut until March 14th, the release date of the Xbox.
Gates said, “They’re scared. It’s simple really. We will dominate the console market just as we have the PC market. And every 12 months there will be an Xbox 2002, 2003 etc until you forgot why you got it in the first place. I can buy this entire planet.”
Steve Ballmer danced on like a chimp-in-heat screaming “I LOVE THIS COMPANY!” before being tranquillised and send sent somewhere happy and warm.
So are MGS2 and the Gamecube the same thing, a simple device to pee in Bill Gate’s victory punchbowl?
And who really cares.
This is G.Boy, off for a smoke.
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***MY GOD!!!****
Life of Brian?
Holy Grail?
Don't worry, we shall sort that out pronto!
:D
Life of Brian?
Holy Grail?
Don't worry, we shall sort that out pronto!
:D
No offence, big slow, but if you are different from others then you have to expect some amount of ribbing. It's not right, but it happens. My comment was a joke, and a person without a memory problem would have got it, (if they knew monty python). Had I known of this I would not have said anything.
I understand your point of view, I suffer from memory problems myself, a result from a head injury from a motorbike accident that has left me with no memory of my life previous to about 8 years ago (I'm 25) so I know where you are, but taking it to heart will let people know where you are weak and use it against you in the future if things turn sour.
Really, though, no offence, and sorry, I diddn't know.
I understand your point of view, I suffer from memory problems myself, a result from a head injury from a motorbike accident that has left me with no memory of my life previous to about 8 years ago (I'm 25) so I know where you are, but taking it to heart will let people know where you are weak and use it against you in the future if things turn sour.
Really, though, no offence, and sorry, I diddn't know.
It's a Monty Python gag. I apologise.
"My brain hurts!"
lol!
lol!
Jonman wrote:
> big_slow wrote:
> can somebody post what it says in 2 lines? i dont want to
> read that all.
How come, do your lips get tired?
all of me gets tired. + i have a memory disorder that doesnt allow me to remember text so by the end of the post i will have forgotten the begginning. thats why i dant have long posts.
> big_slow wrote:
> can somebody post what it says in 2 lines? i dont want to
> read that all.
How come, do your lips get tired?
all of me gets tired. + i have a memory disorder that doesnt allow me to remember text so by the end of the post i will have forgotten the begginning. thats why i dant have long posts.
big_slow wrote:
> can somebody post what it says in 2 lines? i dont want to read that all.
How come, do your lips get tired?
> can somebody post what it says in 2 lines? i dont want to read that all.
How come, do your lips get tired?
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