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This spoof is sort of based on the film An American Werewolf In Paris. That solves the mystery of the title don’t it.:-0
Enjoy.
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Midnight February 1972-A random alley in New York City
Kyle: Oh Ms NY, I love you. This moonlight stroll tonight is just the mood that makes any couple like us…..suck each others faces.
Ms NY: You are so romantic Kyle. I love you.
Strange Voice: NY and Kyle sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Kyle: Huh! Who sang that mysterious immature song?
*A silhouette of a creature appears in front of the young couple*
Strange Voice: RARR!
Kyle: You could scare us monster but you’ll never kill us because as long as we stay together, nothing will ever come in between our love! Isn’t that right honey?
*Ms NY is seen a mile away running for dear life*
Kyle: Hmm…….okay go ahead kill me.
*Sounds of blood spattering on the walls are heard*
Kyle: Stop making obnoxious blood spatter noises with your mouth and kill me already.
Strange Voice: Okey-dokey.
23:45 September 2003-A New York Apartment Building
Sfone: Mum, I don’t like it here in New York. Can’t we just move back to the old UK and laugh at old people on the streets like we use to. Plus this apartment is creepy.
Ms NY: Come on! What makes this place so creepy Sfone? You’re just paranoid.
Sfone: Mum! There is a dead body in the middle of the living room for crying out loud!
Parr: Stop complaining to mum Sfone! Whether you like it we have to live here from now on. It’s not so bad. They give away free mixed nuts.
*All the lights go out*
Ms NY: Great. A power shortage. Sfone, be a dear and go to the basement use the circuit breaker.
Sfone: I hate deer!
Ms. NY: So can you be a goat and go downstairs then! And don’t forget to bring the flashlight with you. If you don’t you’ll get cancer from the dark!
*Sfone walks down from the 4rth floor to the pitch dark basement*
Sfone: Why isn’t there anyone else that could do this!
Dark Mark: Because they are dead.
Sfone: AHH! You scared me sir. Um…what brings you here?
Dark Mark: My feet bring me everywhere I want to go.
Sfone: Um……..There, I fixed the light problem.
*The lights immediately go on reveling the stranger to actually be a 4 foot hairy creature. Dark Mark*
Dark Mark: Hug me!
Sfone: Ahhhhhh! Kissy face!!
*Dark Mark quickly dives toward Sfone and bites down on his arm*
Dark Mark: Tasty skin. It’s like sex…..but I’m having it.
Sfone: Ack! Get away from me you freak!
Dark Mark: Hug me. Hug me! Hug me!
*Sfone runs back to his apartment holding his arm*
Sfone: Mom, I need your help!
Ms NY: Shut it! I’m watching a talk show where bad mothers don’t listen to their children.
Parr: Look what we got in the post guys. A letter!
*Parr takes out a huge letter B from the mailbox*
Parr: And look we also got a note!
Ms NY: What does it say Parr?
Parr: Err, it is just trash. It only has the word ‘Werenoobs’ on a piece of paper.
Ms NY: Werenoobs! Kids gather around. I have to talk to you about something.
Sfone: Okay! I admit it! I was the one that spilled that drink all over your dress. I was wearing it one day and I…
Ms NY: Actually I was going to talk about the Werenoobs.
Sfone: Um, yea, so was I.
Ms NY: Like I was about to say, Werenoobs are humans that turn into small child-like creatures at midnight! They slaughter everything they see and laugh while doing it. Your
father was killed by a Werenoob...and now they're coming for us.
Parr: Oh, I see. You’ve gone insane. For a second there I thought you were serious. *backs away slowly*
Ms NY: Wait! Don't wonder too far. It's time to hit the hay and after that....we'll go to bed.
*A clock tower rings from outside indicating that midnight*
Sfone: Errrr. Ahhhh. Must kill tasty family!
Parr: Hahahaha, stop with the jokes, Sfone, you're killing me!
*Sfone starts slashing Parr's chest with sharp claws*
Parr: Ahhhhhhhh! Stop it with the scratching Sfone, you're killing me!
Ms NY: He's turned into one of the Werenoobs!.
*Parr runs to his room quickly and brings back a gun*
Ms NY: Don't bother shooting! Run Parr!
Sfone: I wanna go to the toy store!
*Ms NY and Parr run out of their apartment and right before them stood dozens of the wicked beasts. They scream for no reason then run downstairs to the 2nd floor and
take shelter inside a laundry room*
Parr: What are they all doing in this building!
Ms NY: They must all live here as humans or probably they like the free nuts. But that's not the matter at hand right now! We have to help these guys!
Parr: Help!
Ms NY: Parr we can't go on killing them all. We only need to kill the original Werenoob that first started to turn everyone else to Werenoobs! If we do that all the others will loss the curse. He must be somewhere in this place. He is taller and slightly smarter than the rest of them so we have to watch out. And one more thing Parr.....don't forget not to shoot Sfone!
Parr: Yea, I know. He's my brother.*smiles blankly*
Ms NY: Wow, Parr you learn fast.
Parr: Yea, I'm like a sponge.....I suck.
*A pair of werenoobs and Sfone in his Werenoob form burst through the door*
Sfone: Buy me a pony!
Parr: Ahhhhhh! *shoots Sfone in the gut*
Ms NY: PARR! Don't you remember? Don't shoot your brother!
Parr: Oh yea..........Ahhhhhhhhhh! Werenoobs! *shoots Sfone again in the gut*
Ms NY: Quick Parr do something! I only have a few years to live. And I don’t wanna spend those years dead!
DW: I want a pony……and rotten human FLESH………...and sprinkles.
Parr: You guys are killing machines! And you haven’t even hit puberty yet!
DW: I don’t think we have ever hit a guy named Puberty. He seems like a nice guy though.
Parr: There he is!*points at washing machine*
DW: Lets eat his BRAIN!
*All the Werenoobs plunge at the washing machine and start biting it viciously*
Parr: Mum! Run!
*NY and Parr dash down several flights of stairs and reach the front desk*
Ms NY: Manager! Mutated monsters are trying to kill us!
Parr: Yea! And the free mixed nuts today weren’t even mixed! I saw two almonds touching!
Phuzzy: Sorry you two for the inconveniences. You now our policy, if you don’t like our service……..then I hate you!
Parr: Eey! Your one of them!
*Phuzzy howls frighteningly drawing a large group of Werenoobs to him*
Bckpac: You guys know too much. Death will come to thee!
Parr: Hey he said thee! He must be the original Werenoob!
Bckpac: Heh! You found it out. I use to only be a normal little noob but one day during a horrible accident I was bitten by a radioactive spider and got superpowers to save the day……..hey wait a second that’s not me. That’s Wonder Woman.
Parr: Eat this Werenoob king!*shoots Backpac in the arm*
Bckpac: Ow! Hey! That’s not funny!
*Parr shoots Phuzzy*
Bckpac: Yay! Now it’s funny.
Ms. NY: Parr, we have do something!
Bckpac: Not so fast! DW, bring the one she loves!
Ms NY: Bill Gates!
*DW brings out Sfone in chains*
Ms NY: Sfone! You’re not dead!
Bckpac: He soon will be! DW smash his head in!
*DW draws his claws but before he touches Sfone a Werenoob tackles DW down to the floor*
Kyle: Stop it you bad bad man!
Ms NY: Kyle! Your back! As your god as my witness I’ll never leave from your site…..except when there is a sale at the shoe market.
Kyle: Hello lady.
Ms NY: You must have become one of them when you got bit huh!
Kyle: No way. Great job genius.
DW: Boss lets get these cretins!
Parr: Cretins! We are civilized Europeans. Now guys…..lets kick their butts!
*Parr punches Bckpac knocking him to the ground then shoots him swiftly*
*One day later*
Sfone: Mum I have weird memory loss. And my gut hurts…a lot.
Ms. NY: Don’t worry about that son. Just thank a man named Kyle that you are still alive……….where ever he is.
Kyle: I’m right here.
Ms. NY: Shut up!
Sfone: Ahhhhhhhh! Guys the walls are BLEEDING!
Parr: The blood is spelling something out. “Hgrgn Rgownf Uaflbm”! It’s gibberish!
Ms. NY: It’s just probably some haunting hint for a sequel to this story.
Kyle: I love you guys.
Parr: I love you too Kyle………….Ahhhhhhh, Sfone is standing right THERE!!*shoots Sfone in the gut*
Kyle: Ahhhh, I’ll get you Parr. I’ll get you in the worst way! And that’s making you stand up in a hammock!
And that concludes this spoof.
Thanks for your time
Drunk
Enjoy.
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Midnight February 1972-A random alley in New York City
Kyle: Oh Ms NY, I love you. This moonlight stroll tonight is just the mood that makes any couple like us…..suck each others faces.
Ms NY: You are so romantic Kyle. I love you.
Strange Voice: NY and Kyle sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Kyle: Huh! Who sang that mysterious immature song?
*A silhouette of a creature appears in front of the young couple*
Strange Voice: RARR!
Kyle: You could scare us monster but you’ll never kill us because as long as we stay together, nothing will ever come in between our love! Isn’t that right honey?
*Ms NY is seen a mile away running for dear life*
Kyle: Hmm…….okay go ahead kill me.
*Sounds of blood spattering on the walls are heard*
Kyle: Stop making obnoxious blood spatter noises with your mouth and kill me already.
Strange Voice: Okey-dokey.
23:45 September 2003-A New York Apartment Building
Sfone: Mum, I don’t like it here in New York. Can’t we just move back to the old UK and laugh at old people on the streets like we use to. Plus this apartment is creepy.
Ms NY: Come on! What makes this place so creepy Sfone? You’re just paranoid.
Sfone: Mum! There is a dead body in the middle of the living room for crying out loud!
Parr: Stop complaining to mum Sfone! Whether you like it we have to live here from now on. It’s not so bad. They give away free mixed nuts.
*All the lights go out*
Ms NY: Great. A power shortage. Sfone, be a dear and go to the basement use the circuit breaker.
Sfone: I hate deer!
Ms. NY: So can you be a goat and go downstairs then! And don’t forget to bring the flashlight with you. If you don’t you’ll get cancer from the dark!
*Sfone walks down from the 4rth floor to the pitch dark basement*
Sfone: Why isn’t there anyone else that could do this!
Dark Mark: Because they are dead.
Sfone: AHH! You scared me sir. Um…what brings you here?
Dark Mark: My feet bring me everywhere I want to go.
Sfone: Um……..There, I fixed the light problem.
*The lights immediately go on reveling the stranger to actually be a 4 foot hairy creature. Dark Mark*
Dark Mark: Hug me!
Sfone: Ahhhhhh! Kissy face!!
*Dark Mark quickly dives toward Sfone and bites down on his arm*
Dark Mark: Tasty skin. It’s like sex…..but I’m having it.
Sfone: Ack! Get away from me you freak!
Dark Mark: Hug me. Hug me! Hug me!
*Sfone runs back to his apartment holding his arm*
Sfone: Mom, I need your help!
Ms NY: Shut it! I’m watching a talk show where bad mothers don’t listen to their children.
Parr: Look what we got in the post guys. A letter!
*Parr takes out a huge letter B from the mailbox*
Parr: And look we also got a note!
Ms NY: What does it say Parr?
Parr: Err, it is just trash. It only has the word ‘Werenoobs’ on a piece of paper.
Ms NY: Werenoobs! Kids gather around. I have to talk to you about something.
Sfone: Okay! I admit it! I was the one that spilled that drink all over your dress. I was wearing it one day and I…
Ms NY: Actually I was going to talk about the Werenoobs.
Sfone: Um, yea, so was I.
Ms NY: Like I was about to say, Werenoobs are humans that turn into small child-like creatures at midnight! They slaughter everything they see and laugh while doing it. Your
father was killed by a Werenoob...and now they're coming for us.
Parr: Oh, I see. You’ve gone insane. For a second there I thought you were serious. *backs away slowly*
Ms NY: Wait! Don't wonder too far. It's time to hit the hay and after that....we'll go to bed.
*A clock tower rings from outside indicating that midnight*
Sfone: Errrr. Ahhhh. Must kill tasty family!
Parr: Hahahaha, stop with the jokes, Sfone, you're killing me!
*Sfone starts slashing Parr's chest with sharp claws*
Parr: Ahhhhhhhh! Stop it with the scratching Sfone, you're killing me!
Ms NY: He's turned into one of the Werenoobs!.
*Parr runs to his room quickly and brings back a gun*
Ms NY: Don't bother shooting! Run Parr!
Sfone: I wanna go to the toy store!
*Ms NY and Parr run out of their apartment and right before them stood dozens of the wicked beasts. They scream for no reason then run downstairs to the 2nd floor and
take shelter inside a laundry room*
Parr: What are they all doing in this building!
Ms NY: They must all live here as humans or probably they like the free nuts. But that's not the matter at hand right now! We have to help these guys!
Parr: Help!
Ms NY: Parr we can't go on killing them all. We only need to kill the original Werenoob that first started to turn everyone else to Werenoobs! If we do that all the others will loss the curse. He must be somewhere in this place. He is taller and slightly smarter than the rest of them so we have to watch out. And one more thing Parr.....don't forget not to shoot Sfone!
Parr: Yea, I know. He's my brother.*smiles blankly*
Ms NY: Wow, Parr you learn fast.
Parr: Yea, I'm like a sponge.....I suck.
*A pair of werenoobs and Sfone in his Werenoob form burst through the door*
Sfone: Buy me a pony!
Parr: Ahhhhhh! *shoots Sfone in the gut*
Ms NY: PARR! Don't you remember? Don't shoot your brother!
Parr: Oh yea..........Ahhhhhhhhhh! Werenoobs! *shoots Sfone again in the gut*
Ms NY: Quick Parr do something! I only have a few years to live. And I don’t wanna spend those years dead!
DW: I want a pony……and rotten human FLESH………...and sprinkles.
Parr: You guys are killing machines! And you haven’t even hit puberty yet!
DW: I don’t think we have ever hit a guy named Puberty. He seems like a nice guy though.
Parr: There he is!*points at washing machine*
DW: Lets eat his BRAIN!
*All the Werenoobs plunge at the washing machine and start biting it viciously*
Parr: Mum! Run!
*NY and Parr dash down several flights of stairs and reach the front desk*
Ms NY: Manager! Mutated monsters are trying to kill us!
Parr: Yea! And the free mixed nuts today weren’t even mixed! I saw two almonds touching!
Phuzzy: Sorry you two for the inconveniences. You now our policy, if you don’t like our service……..then I hate you!
Parr: Eey! Your one of them!
*Phuzzy howls frighteningly drawing a large group of Werenoobs to him*
Bckpac: You guys know too much. Death will come to thee!
Parr: Hey he said thee! He must be the original Werenoob!
Bckpac: Heh! You found it out. I use to only be a normal little noob but one day during a horrible accident I was bitten by a radioactive spider and got superpowers to save the day……..hey wait a second that’s not me. That’s Wonder Woman.
Parr: Eat this Werenoob king!*shoots Backpac in the arm*
Bckpac: Ow! Hey! That’s not funny!
*Parr shoots Phuzzy*
Bckpac: Yay! Now it’s funny.
Ms. NY: Parr, we have do something!
Bckpac: Not so fast! DW, bring the one she loves!
Ms NY: Bill Gates!
*DW brings out Sfone in chains*
Ms NY: Sfone! You’re not dead!
Bckpac: He soon will be! DW smash his head in!
*DW draws his claws but before he touches Sfone a Werenoob tackles DW down to the floor*
Kyle: Stop it you bad bad man!
Ms NY: Kyle! Your back! As your god as my witness I’ll never leave from your site…..except when there is a sale at the shoe market.
Kyle: Hello lady.
Ms NY: You must have become one of them when you got bit huh!
Kyle: No way. Great job genius.
DW: Boss lets get these cretins!
Parr: Cretins! We are civilized Europeans. Now guys…..lets kick their butts!
*Parr punches Bckpac knocking him to the ground then shoots him swiftly*
*One day later*
Sfone: Mum I have weird memory loss. And my gut hurts…a lot.
Ms. NY: Don’t worry about that son. Just thank a man named Kyle that you are still alive……….where ever he is.
Kyle: I’m right here.
Ms. NY: Shut up!
Sfone: Ahhhhhhhh! Guys the walls are BLEEDING!
Parr: The blood is spelling something out. “Hgrgn Rgownf Uaflbm”! It’s gibberish!
Ms. NY: It’s just probably some haunting hint for a sequel to this story.
Kyle: I love you guys.
Parr: I love you too Kyle………….Ahhhhhhh, Sfone is standing right THERE!!*shoots Sfone in the gut*
Kyle: Ahhhh, I’ll get you Parr. I’ll get you in the worst way! And that’s making you stand up in a hammock!
And that concludes this spoof.
Thanks for your time
Drunk
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J-42 wrote:
> If only i were in it.
You were one of the Werenoobs. But you were....um....invisible...yea that's it....
> If only i were in it.
You were one of the Werenoobs. But you were....um....invisible...yea that's it....
If only i were in it.
Very good
*I was in it*
Very very good.
*I enjoyed it*
Excellent! SCORES!
:c)
Like it Mr. Drunkeh.
*I was in it*
Very very good.
*I enjoyed it*
Excellent! SCORES!
:c)
Like it Mr. Drunkeh.
"Parr: Yea! And the free mixed nuts today weren’t even mixed! I saw two almonds touching!"
Excellent stuff, throughout.
Plus, I was the main(ish) character
Well played
Excellent stuff, throughout.
Plus, I was the main(ish) character
Well played
That was hilarious, some real funny things happening there.
This is certainly one of your best spoofs DC.
This is certainly one of your best spoofs DC.
Brilliant! Sheer Brilliance!!
Heh, thanks for the replies you guys. And Azul thanks for the Pie:-p
That was a fantastic read Drunk Cow, very entertaining, well done. :)
YeY!
Great.
Great.
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