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**Gary Glitter's addiction to Animal Crossing - It must be stopped** (Italics) (Bold) (Underline)
Everyones seen old egghead by now, but what no-one realises is why his head is shaved….
Ever seen those little animal crossing guys with the pointy hats?? That’s what Gary wanted to have, so he needed to get rid of that bothersome hair of his that prevented him from wearing one.
A little background to this addiction goes like this:
Gary G, being the man that he is, likes the kiddies. Having heard all these rumours of the GameCube being a “kiddy console” he ran out to buy one immediately, only to find it was unfortunately nothing but plastic and silicon, no kids there at all!!
Outraged, he wanted to use it instead to attract children, and thought Animal Crossing may be the way to do this, it being so bright and colourful.
While polishing his skills to look cool in front of the children who would see him playing it, Gary realised he actually quite liked it and became engrossed.
Several weeks later, he is still playing it – not so odd, you might say, but this is **ONE** session, he has been playing it for several weeks solid, breakless.
Now he has become so obsessed he thinks he is in AC, ditching his previous PC/Internet allegiance he is now a firm AC fan, too much so, really.
He has been known recently to wear AC like clothing, and shaving his head to wear a hat is the final straw, do we want a man like this as a GC fan??
Most likely the answer is yes, as it is hilarious on so many levels to have a living AC character, but really, you should say NO.
NO to Gary G
NO to living AC characters – they’re fine in the game
NO to using the GC to attract children
If we allow this to happen more often, before long we will see children on tricycles more than ever before, and this can only be bad.
STOP Gary G now, before it happens again.
Everyones seen old egghead by now, but what no-one realises is why his head is shaved….
Ever seen those little animal crossing guys with the pointy hats?? That’s what Gary wanted to have, so he needed to get rid of that bothersome hair of his that prevented him from wearing one.
A little background to this addiction goes like this:
Gary G, being the man that he is, likes the kiddies. Having heard all these rumours of the GameCube being a “kiddy console” he ran out to buy one immediately, only to find it was unfortunately nothing but plastic and silicon, no kids there at all!!
Outraged, he wanted to use it instead to attract children, and thought Animal Crossing may be the way to do this, it being so bright and colourful.
While polishing his skills to look cool in front of the children who would see him playing it, Gary realised he actually quite liked it and became engrossed.
Several weeks later, he is still playing it – not so odd, you might say, but this is **ONE** session, he has been playing it for several weeks solid, breakless.
Now he has become so obsessed he thinks he is in AC, ditching his previous PC/Internet allegiance he is now a firm AC fan, too much so, really.
He has been known recently to wear AC like clothing, and shaving his head to wear a hat is the final straw, do we want a man like this as a GC fan??
Most likely the answer is yes, as it is hilarious on so many levels to have a living AC character, but really, you should say NO.
NO to Gary G
NO to living AC characters – they’re fine in the game
NO to using the GC to attract children
If we allow this to happen more often, before long we will see children on tricycles more than ever before, and this can only be bad.
STOP Gary G now, before it happens again.
Thats me.
YeY!
YeY!
and you - you are in.
AfroJoe wrote:
> It's brilliant, amazing, stunning, genius, and better than any game
> the PS2 has seen so far. :-)
I went off it for a short while, but now I have created my own little sub town on another memory card, I am hooked.
> It's brilliant, amazing, stunning, genius, and better than any game
> the PS2 has seen so far. :-)
I went off it for a short while, but now I have created my own little sub town on another memory card, I am hooked.
Muddatrucker wrote:
> WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
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It's brilliant, amazing, stunning, genius, and better than any game the PS2 has seen so far. :-)
> WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
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It's brilliant, amazing, stunning, genius, and better than any game the PS2 has seen so far. :-)
*claps*
*removes pointy hat*
good stuff
*removes pointy hat*
good stuff
A fine post
WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
**Gary Glitter's addiction to Animal Crossing - It must be stopped** (Italics) (Bold) (Underline)
Everyones seen old egghead by now, but what no-one realises is why his head is shaved….
Ever seen those little animal crossing guys with the pointy hats?? That’s what Gary wanted to have, so he needed to get rid of that bothersome hair of his that prevented him from wearing one.
A little background to this addiction goes like this:
Gary G, being the man that he is, likes the kiddies. Having heard all these rumours of the GameCube being a “kiddy console” he ran out to buy one immediately, only to find it was unfortunately nothing but plastic and silicon, no kids there at all!!
Outraged, he wanted to use it instead to attract children, and thought Animal Crossing may be the way to do this, it being so bright and colourful.
While polishing his skills to look cool in front of the children who would see him playing it, Gary realised he actually quite liked it and became engrossed.
Several weeks later, he is still playing it – not so odd, you might say, but this is **ONE** session, he has been playing it for several weeks solid, breakless.
Now he has become so obsessed he thinks he is in AC, ditching his previous PC/Internet allegiance he is now a firm AC fan, too much so, really.
He has been known recently to wear AC like clothing, and shaving his head to wear a hat is the final straw, do we want a man like this as a GC fan??
Most likely the answer is yes, as it is hilarious on so many levels to have a living AC character, but really, you should say NO.
NO to Gary G
NO to living AC characters – they’re fine in the game
NO to using the GC to attract children
If we allow this to happen more often, before long we will see children on tricycles more than ever before, and this can only be bad.
STOP Gary G now, before it happens again.
Everyones seen old egghead by now, but what no-one realises is why his head is shaved….
Ever seen those little animal crossing guys with the pointy hats?? That’s what Gary wanted to have, so he needed to get rid of that bothersome hair of his that prevented him from wearing one.
A little background to this addiction goes like this:
Gary G, being the man that he is, likes the kiddies. Having heard all these rumours of the GameCube being a “kiddy console” he ran out to buy one immediately, only to find it was unfortunately nothing but plastic and silicon, no kids there at all!!
Outraged, he wanted to use it instead to attract children, and thought Animal Crossing may be the way to do this, it being so bright and colourful.
While polishing his skills to look cool in front of the children who would see him playing it, Gary realised he actually quite liked it and became engrossed.
Several weeks later, he is still playing it – not so odd, you might say, but this is **ONE** session, he has been playing it for several weeks solid, breakless.
Now he has become so obsessed he thinks he is in AC, ditching his previous PC/Internet allegiance he is now a firm AC fan, too much so, really.
He has been known recently to wear AC like clothing, and shaving his head to wear a hat is the final straw, do we want a man like this as a GC fan??
Most likely the answer is yes, as it is hilarious on so many levels to have a living AC character, but really, you should say NO.
NO to Gary G
NO to living AC characters – they’re fine in the game
NO to using the GC to attract children
If we allow this to happen more often, before long we will see children on tricycles more than ever before, and this can only be bad.
STOP Gary G now, before it happens again.