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How a cat learns the piono
Memorandum in horse sex scandal
some blokes in shooting
But first, the horrible story of both music and video-games getting too good. yes, that's right, too good for they' own good. some blame music and games for they're urge to kill. Maybe they just listen to crap.I am joined by my music correspondant, Parr
Parr: hello, wam
Wam: All right?
Parr: yeh, actually i'm felling a bit-
Wam: sorry, I wasn't actualy asking a question. But any way, why is music getting to good?
Parr: well, very simply people, like sfone here, love music way too much. sfone, what kind of music are you into at the moment?
Sfone: A bit of all, really.
Parr: and tell us what happens when you love this music too much?
Sfone: I kill.....KILL
Parr: um..
*camera cuts back to wam*
Wam: Ur, right, um. here's our games correspondant, drunk cow.
DC: hi
Wam: and how are games too blame for these killings?
DC:Well, have you ever played GTA?
Wam: yes well, what about other, seemingly harmless games?
DC: Actually, this young man here, Tphi, has murdered six defenceless strangers from playing sonic adventure
Tphi:Six? Only? mm Must kill more
DC: yes, quite, but how do you think sonic has created this urge to kill?
Tphi: Robotnik is evil. Robotnik is human. Humans are evil.
DC:
*back to wam*
Wam: um, well to other news. Memorandum has been involved
*T.v switched off*
A plot usually goes down well.
Try again.
but i'm a bit crap at writing spoofs, so parr just gave me some tips. Completly harmless, methinks.
*faced overwhelmed with smugness*
It's gay, let them figure it out for themselves. Surely, it isn't that hard.