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A selection of my favourite quotes, mostly from Mallrats and Dogma. Enjoy, and laugh at when I get them wrong:
"Stop stealing monkeys!"
Mark Hamill:"Don't fun with a Jedi Master, kid."
Jay: "Snoochi Moochi's!"
Silent Bob: " Excitement? Adventure? A Jedi craves not these things."
Brodie: " Give him the Stinkpalm."
Jay: " She's a s**t. BONG!"
Holden McNeill: " We shared A MOMENT!"
Banky: " You have Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Man Hating D*ke, Man Liking Lesbian. Who gets to the bill first?"
Holden: " The D*ke."
Banky: Why?
Holden: *shrugs*
Banky: BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUNNING IMAGINATION!"
Jay: "Nooge."
Jay: "Is it true chicks far if you blast 'em in the a,ss?"
Jay: "If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."
Bethany: "You're a man of principle."
Jay: "They would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's a,ss if I hadn't represented."
Jay: "Snooge to the motherfunning nooge!"
Brandy: "How's your comic book collection, Brodie?"
Brodie:" Oh, it's lookin' good...What are you talking about lady, I don't collect comics!"
T.S: "What do I owe you?"
Jay: "Nothing, just promise that the next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snoochi moochi's!"
Brodie: "My grandmother always used to say, why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free."
Brodie: "What the HELL just happened, what is going on here?"
William: " THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
Rufus: "Jesus wasn't white, he was black!"
Jay:"Nah, don't buy it."
Metatron: "What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?"
Metatron: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll."
Rufus: "Yes, it's Rufus. It's normally Long Rufus, but it's a little cold, you understand."
Loki: "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Brodie: "I would have made one sexy chick."
Brodie: "The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."
"Stop stealing monkeys!"
Mark Hamill:"Don't fun with a Jedi Master, kid."
Jay: "Snoochi Moochi's!"
Silent Bob: " Excitement? Adventure? A Jedi craves not these things."
Brodie: " Give him the Stinkpalm."
Jay: " She's a s**t. BONG!"
Holden McNeill: " We shared A MOMENT!"
Banky: " You have Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Man Hating D*ke, Man Liking Lesbian. Who gets to the bill first?"
Holden: " The D*ke."
Banky: Why?
Holden: *shrugs*
Banky: BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUNNING IMAGINATION!"
Jay: "Nooge."
Jay: "Is it true chicks far if you blast 'em in the a,ss?"
Jay: "If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."
Bethany: "You're a man of principle."
Jay: "They would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's a,ss if I hadn't represented."
Jay: "Snooge to the motherfunning nooge!"
Brandy: "How's your comic book collection, Brodie?"
Brodie:" Oh, it's lookin' good...What are you talking about lady, I don't collect comics!"
T.S: "What do I owe you?"
Jay: "Nothing, just promise that the next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snoochi moochi's!"
Brodie: "My grandmother always used to say, why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free."
Brodie: "What the HELL just happened, what is going on here?"
William: " THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
Rufus: "Jesus wasn't white, he was black!"
Jay:"Nah, don't buy it."
Metatron: "What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?"
Metatron: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll."
Rufus: "Yes, it's Rufus. It's normally Long Rufus, but it's a little cold, you understand."
Loki: "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Brodie: "I would have made one sexy chick."
Brodie: "The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Just thought I'd point out, it's 'Snoochie Boochies', not 'Snoochie Moochies'.
> Good Lord, what have I become...
It's both actually, but Boochies is used more often, true.
> Just thought I'd point out, it's 'Snoochie Boochies', not 'Snoochie Moochies'.
> Good Lord, what have I become...
It's both actually, but Boochies is used more often, true.
"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Just thought I'd point out, it's 'Snoochie Boochies', not 'Snoochie Moochies'. Good Lord, what have I become...
Heheheheheheh.
A selection of my favourite quotes, mostly from Mallrats and Dogma. Enjoy, and laugh at when I get them wrong:
"Stop stealing monkeys!"
Mark Hamill:"Don't fun with a Jedi Master, kid."
Jay: "Snoochi Moochi's!"
Silent Bob: " Excitement? Adventure? A Jedi craves not these things."
Brodie: " Give him the Stinkpalm."
Jay: " She's a s**t. BONG!"
Holden McNeill: " We shared A MOMENT!"
Banky: " You have Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Man Hating D*ke, Man Liking Lesbian. Who gets to the bill first?"
Holden: " The D*ke."
Banky: Why?
Holden: *shrugs*
Banky: BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUNNING IMAGINATION!"
Jay: "Nooge."
Jay: "Is it true chicks far if you blast 'em in the a,ss?"
Jay: "If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."
Bethany: "You're a man of principle."
Jay: "They would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's a,ss if I hadn't represented."
Jay: "Snooge to the motherfunning nooge!"
Brandy: "How's your comic book collection, Brodie?"
Brodie:" Oh, it's lookin' good...What are you talking about lady, I don't collect comics!"
T.S: "What do I owe you?"
Jay: "Nothing, just promise that the next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snoochi moochi's!"
Brodie: "My grandmother always used to say, why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free."
Brodie: "What the HELL just happened, what is going on here?"
William: " THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
Rufus: "Jesus wasn't white, he was black!"
Jay:"Nah, don't buy it."
Metatron: "What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?"
Metatron: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll."
Rufus: "Yes, it's Rufus. It's normally Long Rufus, but it's a little cold, you understand."
Loki: "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Brodie: "I would have made one sexy chick."
Brodie: "The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."
"Stop stealing monkeys!"
Mark Hamill:"Don't fun with a Jedi Master, kid."
Jay: "Snoochi Moochi's!"
Silent Bob: " Excitement? Adventure? A Jedi craves not these things."
Brodie: " Give him the Stinkpalm."
Jay: " She's a s**t. BONG!"
Holden McNeill: " We shared A MOMENT!"
Banky: " You have Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Man Hating D*ke, Man Liking Lesbian. Who gets to the bill first?"
Holden: " The D*ke."
Banky: Why?
Holden: *shrugs*
Banky: BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUNNING IMAGINATION!"
Jay: "Nooge."
Jay: "Is it true chicks far if you blast 'em in the a,ss?"
Jay: "If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."
Bethany: "You're a man of principle."
Jay: "They would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's a,ss if I hadn't represented."
Jay: "Snooge to the motherfunning nooge!"
Brandy: "How's your comic book collection, Brodie?"
Brodie:" Oh, it's lookin' good...What are you talking about lady, I don't collect comics!"
T.S: "What do I owe you?"
Jay: "Nothing, just promise that the next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snoochi moochi's!"
Brodie: "My grandmother always used to say, why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free."
Brodie: "What the HELL just happened, what is going on here?"
William: " THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
Rufus: "Jesus wasn't white, he was black!"
Jay:"Nah, don't buy it."
Metatron: "What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?"
Metatron: "I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken Doll."
Rufus: "Yes, it's Rufus. It's normally Long Rufus, but it's a little cold, you understand."
Loki: "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."
Brodie: "I would have made one sexy chick."
Brodie: "The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."