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...said slik in a drunken and disorderly manner as he stumbled down the stairs and collapsed at the bottom.
"Happy new year!" responded two equally drunken voices who were collapsed on the sofa, It was Rickoss and Sibs who looked dazed and confused as they could not remember where they were or equally what the hell they were doing there.
(neither could slik who by this time was trying unsuccessfully to find a couple of alka seltsa xs tablets and ended up eating the leftover remains of the turnip and anchovy pizza they ordered from the night before)
"Do either of you two know what happened to the alka seltsa thingys?" slik said whilst spitting pizza remains everywhere
"oh yeah" said rickoss
"I think I vaugley remember you feeding them to those wierd creatures that live in that glass bowl over there..."
"eh? don't u meen fish?" said sibs
"dunno but one of thems kinda rectangle shaped n orange"
Slik walked over to the fish bowl where he found a half eaten goldfish and a soggy fishfinger floating on the top, the water was also more cloudy then slik could vaguely remember and he could vaugley make out the mangled, soggy remains of an alka seltsa box next to the bowl.
He picked up the remains of the box and out fell 3 slightly mangled tablets.
"ah!" said slik
"I knew i had some of the little *buggers* somewhere!"
"Now all i got to do is find sumthin to dissolve em in"
"Here!" siad sibs as he handed slik a half empty bottle of beer.
"ah!"
"cheers sibs!" replied Slik as he prceeded to crush up the now sodden tablets into the bottle.
slik knocked back half of the contents and then handed it to Rickoss and sibs who finished it off in simillar fashion.
slik then collapsed on the sofa along with Rickoss and sibs, Slik then gradually started to remember that he had had some sort of party the night before and vaugley remembers inviting Rickoss and Sibs.
"oh well, now were here what r we gonna do?" said Rickoss.
"Dunno" replied sibs, "I only vaugley remember what i'm doing here"
"I think i had some sort of house party" said Slik
"Must of been good if none of us can remember it!" said a now slightly sober Rickoss.
"yeah, guess so" said sibs
"oh well, i'm gonna go log on to SR said slik as he eventually switched on his high powered Pentium 1 PC after several failed attempts and then realising it was'nt plugged in!
After a while Slik logged on to SR and went to check a cack topic he vaugley remembered posting a while ago only to find his status had been changed to a Newbie!
Slik almost fainted with disbelief, how could this have happened especially to him!
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said slik as he suddenly realised that he had just woken up and that it was all a dream, and that nothing around him had changed except the year...it was 2003!, to be continued?...
slik ~_~
"Happy new year!" responded two equally drunken voices who were collapsed on the sofa, It was Rickoss and Sibs who looked dazed and confused as they could not remember where they were or equally what the hell they were doing there.
(neither could slik who by this time was trying unsuccessfully to find a couple of alka seltsa xs tablets and ended up eating the leftover remains of the turnip and anchovy pizza they ordered from the night before)
"Do either of you two know what happened to the alka seltsa thingys?" slik said whilst spitting pizza remains everywhere
"oh yeah" said rickoss
"I think I vaugley remember you feeding them to those wierd creatures that live in that glass bowl over there..."
"eh? don't u meen fish?" said sibs
"dunno but one of thems kinda rectangle shaped n orange"
Slik walked over to the fish bowl where he found a half eaten goldfish and a soggy fishfinger floating on the top, the water was also more cloudy then slik could vaguely remember and he could vaugley make out the mangled, soggy remains of an alka seltsa box next to the bowl.
He picked up the remains of the box and out fell 3 slightly mangled tablets.
"ah!" said slik
"I knew i had some of the little *buggers* somewhere!"
"Now all i got to do is find sumthin to dissolve em in"
"Here!" siad sibs as he handed slik a half empty bottle of beer.
"ah!"
"cheers sibs!" replied Slik as he prceeded to crush up the now sodden tablets into the bottle.
slik knocked back half of the contents and then handed it to Rickoss and sibs who finished it off in simillar fashion.
slik then collapsed on the sofa along with Rickoss and sibs, Slik then gradually started to remember that he had had some sort of party the night before and vaugley remembers inviting Rickoss and Sibs.
"oh well, now were here what r we gonna do?" said Rickoss.
"Dunno" replied sibs, "I only vaugley remember what i'm doing here"
"I think i had some sort of house party" said Slik
"Must of been good if none of us can remember it!" said a now slightly sober Rickoss.
"yeah, guess so" said sibs
"oh well, i'm gonna go log on to SR said slik as he eventually switched on his high powered Pentium 1 PC after several failed attempts and then realising it was'nt plugged in!
After a while Slik logged on to SR and went to check a cack topic he vaugley remembered posting a while ago only to find his status had been changed to a Newbie!
Slik almost fainted with disbelief, how could this have happened especially to him!
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said slik as he suddenly realised that he had just woken up and that it was all a dream, and that nothing around him had changed except the year...it was 2003!, to be continued?...
slik ~_~
*POP*
*RIGHT*
*TO*
*THE*
*TOP*
*RIGHT*
*TO*
*THE*
*TOP*
cheers, did'nt think it was exactly brilliant though, i think the best story i've posted so far has to be my perfect dark one, this one was just a short story which is'nt really supposed to make any sense still i bet most people will see the title and automatically think "oh no not another new year topic!" lol neway happy new year to everyone in the forums and the SR staff.
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Lol, nice little drunken story there :)
...said slik in a drunken and disorderly manner as he stumbled down the stairs and collapsed at the bottom.
"Happy new year!" responded two equally drunken voices who were collapsed on the sofa, It was Rickoss and Sibs who looked dazed and confused as they could not remember where they were or equally what the hell they were doing there.
(neither could slik who by this time was trying unsuccessfully to find a couple of alka seltsa xs tablets and ended up eating the leftover remains of the turnip and anchovy pizza they ordered from the night before)
"Do either of you two know what happened to the alka seltsa thingys?" slik said whilst spitting pizza remains everywhere
"oh yeah" said rickoss
"I think I vaugley remember you feeding them to those wierd creatures that live in that glass bowl over there..."
"eh? don't u meen fish?" said sibs
"dunno but one of thems kinda rectangle shaped n orange"
Slik walked over to the fish bowl where he found a half eaten goldfish and a soggy fishfinger floating on the top, the water was also more cloudy then slik could vaguely remember and he could vaugley make out the mangled, soggy remains of an alka seltsa box next to the bowl.
He picked up the remains of the box and out fell 3 slightly mangled tablets.
"ah!" said slik
"I knew i had some of the little *buggers* somewhere!"
"Now all i got to do is find sumthin to dissolve em in"
"Here!" siad sibs as he handed slik a half empty bottle of beer.
"ah!"
"cheers sibs!" replied Slik as he prceeded to crush up the now sodden tablets into the bottle.
slik knocked back half of the contents and then handed it to Rickoss and sibs who finished it off in simillar fashion.
slik then collapsed on the sofa along with Rickoss and sibs, Slik then gradually started to remember that he had had some sort of party the night before and vaugley remembers inviting Rickoss and Sibs.
"oh well, now were here what r we gonna do?" said Rickoss.
"Dunno" replied sibs, "I only vaugley remember what i'm doing here"
"I think i had some sort of house party" said Slik
"Must of been good if none of us can remember it!" said a now slightly sober Rickoss.
"yeah, guess so" said sibs
"oh well, i'm gonna go log on to SR said slik as he eventually switched on his high powered Pentium 1 PC after several failed attempts and then realising it was'nt plugged in!
After a while Slik logged on to SR and went to check a cack topic he vaugley remembered posting a while ago only to find his status had been changed to a Newbie!
Slik almost fainted with disbelief, how could this have happened especially to him!
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said slik as he suddenly realised that he had just woken up and that it was all a dream, and that nothing around him had changed except the year...it was 2003!, to be continued?...
slik ~_~
"Happy new year!" responded two equally drunken voices who were collapsed on the sofa, It was Rickoss and Sibs who looked dazed and confused as they could not remember where they were or equally what the hell they were doing there.
(neither could slik who by this time was trying unsuccessfully to find a couple of alka seltsa xs tablets and ended up eating the leftover remains of the turnip and anchovy pizza they ordered from the night before)
"Do either of you two know what happened to the alka seltsa thingys?" slik said whilst spitting pizza remains everywhere
"oh yeah" said rickoss
"I think I vaugley remember you feeding them to those wierd creatures that live in that glass bowl over there..."
"eh? don't u meen fish?" said sibs
"dunno but one of thems kinda rectangle shaped n orange"
Slik walked over to the fish bowl where he found a half eaten goldfish and a soggy fishfinger floating on the top, the water was also more cloudy then slik could vaguely remember and he could vaugley make out the mangled, soggy remains of an alka seltsa box next to the bowl.
He picked up the remains of the box and out fell 3 slightly mangled tablets.
"ah!" said slik
"I knew i had some of the little *buggers* somewhere!"
"Now all i got to do is find sumthin to dissolve em in"
"Here!" siad sibs as he handed slik a half empty bottle of beer.
"ah!"
"cheers sibs!" replied Slik as he prceeded to crush up the now sodden tablets into the bottle.
slik knocked back half of the contents and then handed it to Rickoss and sibs who finished it off in simillar fashion.
slik then collapsed on the sofa along with Rickoss and sibs, Slik then gradually started to remember that he had had some sort of party the night before and vaugley remembers inviting Rickoss and Sibs.
"oh well, now were here what r we gonna do?" said Rickoss.
"Dunno" replied sibs, "I only vaugley remember what i'm doing here"
"I think i had some sort of house party" said Slik
"Must of been good if none of us can remember it!" said a now slightly sober Rickoss.
"yeah, guess so" said sibs
"oh well, i'm gonna go log on to SR said slik as he eventually switched on his high powered Pentium 1 PC after several failed attempts and then realising it was'nt plugged in!
After a while Slik logged on to SR and went to check a cack topic he vaugley remembered posting a while ago only to find his status had been changed to a Newbie!
Slik almost fainted with disbelief, how could this have happened especially to him!
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said slik as he suddenly realised that he had just woken up and that it was all a dream, and that nothing around him had changed except the year...it was 2003!, to be continued?...
slik ~_~