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"Hawk vs Cong Man - Unscheduled Match"

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Tue 01/01/02 at 12:25
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Lets hope I’m not rusty…

Here we are at the SR Stadium, where there is a crowd for no apparent reason – we don’t have a match scheduled for today. Although you’ve probably already read the title of the topic, and so it’s been spoiled for you. Ah well.

Look…Raven, the hardcore champion is on the Titantron! He walks into his locker room, and looks around. He puts his belt down on a bench, and Hawk attacks him from behind, swinging heavy punches to the back of Ravens head! We all know that Hawk likes the Hardcore style…you think he might be after Ravens championship? It is 24/7 and all.

Raven falls right down, surprised by the suddenness and ferocity of the attack. Hawk stomps on Ravens back when he tries to get up, and then goes to pick up a nearby chair. He lifts it high over his head preparing to smash Raven, but Raven sweeps the big mans legs away in a clever move. Hawk falls to the concrete floor, and Raven jumps at him, hoping to mount him and hit some punches. Raven does this, but before he can punch, Hawk nuts him!

Raven falls, and gets the crap stomped out of him. Hawk picks up the chair again…but here is Cong Man! The Hardcore Gorilla is here to save Raven! He clotheslines Hawk to the floor, and delivers a savage knee drop to the head. Cong picks Hawk up by the scruff of the neck and drags him out of Ravens locker room, into the main hall of the building. Cong throws Hawk face first into a nearby wall. Hawk bounces off, stunned, and Cong throws him into the wall the other side of the hall. Wash, rinse, repeat, as Cong uses Hawk as a pinball, chucking him from side to side. After 5 or 6 goes, Hawks lights are put out by an exceptionally strong throw from Cong. It’s astounding how Cong, a lightheavyweight, is manhandling Hawk, a 300 pounder.

Cong walks off camera…and comes back with a chair! He throws it at Hawk (who is slumped down against the wall), and it hits him in the face. The crowd utter a collective oooh. Cong is well and truly in control as he again picks Hawk up and drags him down the corridor, with the chair in hand. There is a table with various stuff on…conveniently placed, really. Cong hooks the arm of the dazed Hawk, and tries to lift him up for the vertical suplex through the table. But the massive Hawk is way too heavy… Hawk reverses the suplex attempt into a DDT, right on the concrete.

This isn’t even a proper match. Dunno what they’re fighting for.

Hawk takes a quick breather, getting himself together after his beating. Cong lies bleeding on the floor. Hawk lifts Cong up, and puts the Gorillas head between his legs. Hawk lifts Cong up for a powerbomb through the table…but Cong grabs a pipe on the roof! Hawk lets go, and Cong levers himself from the pole, hitting a devastating dropkick right in Hawks face!

Cong picks up the chair, and swings it at the staggering Hawk…but Hawk ducks and sidesteps, bringing him behind Cong. Hawk puts Cong in a waistlock…Cong elbows Hawk in the face once, twice…Hawk ducks the third elbow, putting Cong in the perfect position for a back drop through the table! Hawk lifts Cong up…but Cong grabs on to the roof pipe again!

Cong swings forward, trying to get a headscissors on Hawk, but Hawk catches him in a powerbomb position! Hawk smashes Cong through the table! The table pretty much explodes!

Hawk spits on Cong and walks off down the corridor. I don’t think this is the end of the troble between these two…
Fri 04/01/02 at 21:48
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
Sorry Cheese! Never knew it was you. How silly of me. :D
Thu 03/01/02 at 20:00
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"I am Bumf Ucked"
Posts: 3,669
I SAID COUGH!
Wed 02/01/02 at 21:37
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* Hey, keeping up with tradition. :D

By the way I don't think you should have done that mate!
Wed 02/01/02 at 20:20
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"One More Chance"
Posts: 6,887
*Cough* *Cough*
Wed 02/01/02 at 20:15
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"I am Bumf Ucked"
Posts: 3,669
*cough*
Tue 01/01/02 at 12:25
Regular
"I am Bumf Ucked"
Posts: 3,669
Lets hope I’m not rusty…

Here we are at the SR Stadium, where there is a crowd for no apparent reason – we don’t have a match scheduled for today. Although you’ve probably already read the title of the topic, and so it’s been spoiled for you. Ah well.

Look…Raven, the hardcore champion is on the Titantron! He walks into his locker room, and looks around. He puts his belt down on a bench, and Hawk attacks him from behind, swinging heavy punches to the back of Ravens head! We all know that Hawk likes the Hardcore style…you think he might be after Ravens championship? It is 24/7 and all.

Raven falls right down, surprised by the suddenness and ferocity of the attack. Hawk stomps on Ravens back when he tries to get up, and then goes to pick up a nearby chair. He lifts it high over his head preparing to smash Raven, but Raven sweeps the big mans legs away in a clever move. Hawk falls to the concrete floor, and Raven jumps at him, hoping to mount him and hit some punches. Raven does this, but before he can punch, Hawk nuts him!

Raven falls, and gets the crap stomped out of him. Hawk picks up the chair again…but here is Cong Man! The Hardcore Gorilla is here to save Raven! He clotheslines Hawk to the floor, and delivers a savage knee drop to the head. Cong picks Hawk up by the scruff of the neck and drags him out of Ravens locker room, into the main hall of the building. Cong throws Hawk face first into a nearby wall. Hawk bounces off, stunned, and Cong throws him into the wall the other side of the hall. Wash, rinse, repeat, as Cong uses Hawk as a pinball, chucking him from side to side. After 5 or 6 goes, Hawks lights are put out by an exceptionally strong throw from Cong. It’s astounding how Cong, a lightheavyweight, is manhandling Hawk, a 300 pounder.

Cong walks off camera…and comes back with a chair! He throws it at Hawk (who is slumped down against the wall), and it hits him in the face. The crowd utter a collective oooh. Cong is well and truly in control as he again picks Hawk up and drags him down the corridor, with the chair in hand. There is a table with various stuff on…conveniently placed, really. Cong hooks the arm of the dazed Hawk, and tries to lift him up for the vertical suplex through the table. But the massive Hawk is way too heavy… Hawk reverses the suplex attempt into a DDT, right on the concrete.

This isn’t even a proper match. Dunno what they’re fighting for.

Hawk takes a quick breather, getting himself together after his beating. Cong lies bleeding on the floor. Hawk lifts Cong up, and puts the Gorillas head between his legs. Hawk lifts Cong up for a powerbomb through the table…but Cong grabs a pipe on the roof! Hawk lets go, and Cong levers himself from the pole, hitting a devastating dropkick right in Hawks face!

Cong picks up the chair, and swings it at the staggering Hawk…but Hawk ducks and sidesteps, bringing him behind Cong. Hawk puts Cong in a waistlock…Cong elbows Hawk in the face once, twice…Hawk ducks the third elbow, putting Cong in the perfect position for a back drop through the table! Hawk lifts Cong up…but Cong grabs on to the roof pipe again!

Cong swings forward, trying to get a headscissors on Hawk, but Hawk catches him in a powerbomb position! Hawk smashes Cong through the table! The table pretty much explodes!

Hawk spits on Cong and walks off down the corridor. I don’t think this is the end of the troble between these two…

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