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Ho-hum......It appears that Kim Howell has been caught by his own innoavtions! The Anti-Anti-Culturalist Attack Combat Squad (AACACS), in what was a carefully and painstkakingly planned and exectured raid, raided what appeared to be a modern equivalent of a Speak-easy. The small house, in eastern Bitmingham, was put under surveillance when an inordinate amount of (now black market) GAME bags appeared to be poorly concealed in the back garden under a bush. The AACACS immediatly designated the building as a possible 'Hive of Villainy' and began to plan a raid.
Then, late last night, ignoring what appeared to be a club fight, inspired by several drunken adults, the AACACS moved in. The team leader, Ian 'Leg Breaker' McManus, moved in first, crashing through the door. Soon the team was inside, searching for any 'Illegitimate material'. Sure enough, one team member stumbled accross several rap CDs, and promplty shot them to pieces. The inhabitants, a young couple, were herded into the kitchen (where several fridge magnets with quotes from Dirty Harry on them were also confiscated) and kept under close armed guard. A spokesperson said that they were 'considered highly dangerous'. Meanwhile, it appears, the fights outside continued.
Sure enough, the team found a secret room, hidden behind a bookshelf full of cookery books - mostly British, the team noted, satisfactorily. But to their surprise, the very man who instigated it all was there! Kim Howells, it appears, was a regular visitor to what turned out to be a black market free area, where you could play games and listen to any music you wanted. You could even watch films. Mr. Howells was hastily reprimanded, but not before he claimed 'I was only being human!!' and throwing a stack of games at the nearest officer.
At a later time, during an interrogation of another visitor, it turned out that the establishment had been frequented by Mr. Howells. He, despite his earlier claims that 'all games show the lowest common denominator' in regards to violence, was often seen playing a wide range of games, from fun 'Mario Party 4', a title made by the now defunct Nintendo, to 'Soilder Of Fortune II', a very violent war game. He also enjoyed listening to the now illegal forms of music, such as rock and rap, and also watched many films. This is particularly significant, as since his law for 'Addition of Humanity To The Media' was passed, all films, un-censored music, and games have been banned. Mr. Howells now faces charges.
In other news, the government has set aside £1bn for the possible future war with the former Soviet republic of Tajikistan, where it is reported that 'deadly weapins' exist. The government also plans to increase the use of press at the front, to show the value of fighting........
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A bit extreme, and nothing against the bloke really. Just there are a lot of other things going on, AS WELL.
Ho-hum......It appears that Kim Howell has been caught by his own innoavtions! The Anti-Anti-Culturalist Attack Combat Squad (AACACS), in what was a carefully and painstkakingly planned and exectured raid, raided what appeared to be a modern equivalent of a Speak-easy. The small house, in eastern Bitmingham, was put under surveillance when an inordinate amount of (now black market) GAME bags appeared to be poorly concealed in the back garden under a bush. The AACACS immediatly designated the building as a possible 'Hive of Villainy' and began to plan a raid.
Then, late last night, ignoring what appeared to be a club fight, inspired by several drunken adults, the AACACS moved in. The team leader, Ian 'Leg Breaker' McManus, moved in first, crashing through the door. Soon the team was inside, searching for any 'Illegitimate material'. Sure enough, one team member stumbled accross several rap CDs, and promplty shot them to pieces. The inhabitants, a young couple, were herded into the kitchen (where several fridge magnets with quotes from Dirty Harry on them were also confiscated) and kept under close armed guard. A spokesperson said that they were 'considered highly dangerous'. Meanwhile, it appears, the fights outside continued.
Sure enough, the team found a secret room, hidden behind a bookshelf full of cookery books - mostly British, the team noted, satisfactorily. But to their surprise, the very man who instigated it all was there! Kim Howells, it appears, was a regular visitor to what turned out to be a black market free area, where you could play games and listen to any music you wanted. You could even watch films. Mr. Howells was hastily reprimanded, but not before he claimed 'I was only being human!!' and throwing a stack of games at the nearest officer.
At a later time, during an interrogation of another visitor, it turned out that the establishment had been frequented by Mr. Howells. He, despite his earlier claims that 'all games show the lowest common denominator' in regards to violence, was often seen playing a wide range of games, from fun 'Mario Party 4', a title made by the now defunct Nintendo, to 'Soilder Of Fortune II', a very violent war game. He also enjoyed listening to the now illegal forms of music, such as rock and rap, and also watched many films. This is particularly significant, as since his law for 'Addition of Humanity To The Media' was passed, all films, un-censored music, and games have been banned. Mr. Howells now faces charges.
In other news, the government has set aside £1bn for the possible future war with the former Soviet republic of Tajikistan, where it is reported that 'deadly weapins' exist. The government also plans to increase the use of press at the front, to show the value of fighting........
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A bit extreme, and nothing against the bloke really. Just there are a lot of other things going on, AS WELL.
I hate Kim Howells.
As I've demonstrated through a post in this very forum and in an English essay.
Good post though :D
As I've demonstrated through a post in this very forum and in an English essay.
Good post though :D
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Ho-hum......It appears that Kim Howell has been caught by his own innoavtions! The Anti-Anti-Culturalist Attack Combat Squad (AACACS), in what was a carefully and painstkakingly planned and exectured raid, raided what appeared to be a modern equivalent of a Speak-easy. The small house, in eastern Bitmingham, was put under surveillance when an inordinate amount of (now black market) GAME bags appeared to be poorly concealed in the back garden under a bush. The AACACS immediatly designated the building as a possible 'Hive of Villainy' and began to plan a raid.
Then, late last night, ignoring what appeared to be a club fight, inspired by several drunken adults, the AACACS moved in. The team leader, Ian 'Leg Breaker' McManus, moved in first, crashing through the door. Soon the team was inside, searching for any 'Illegitimate material'. Sure enough, one team member stumbled accross several rap CDs, and promplty shot them to pieces. The inhabitants, a young couple, were herded into the kitchen (where several fridge magnets with quotes from Dirty Harry on them were also confiscated) and kept under close armed guard. A spokesperson said that they were 'considered highly dangerous'. Meanwhile, it appears, the fights outside continued.
Sure enough, the team found a secret room, hidden behind a bookshelf full of cookery books - mostly British, the team noted, satisfactorily. But to their surprise, the very man who instigated it all was there! Kim Howells, it appears, was a regular visitor to what turned out to be a black market free area, where you could play games and listen to any music you wanted. You could even watch films. Mr. Howells was hastily reprimanded, but not before he claimed 'I was only being human!!' and throwing a stack of games at the nearest officer.
At a later time, during an interrogation of another visitor, it turned out that the establishment had been frequented by Mr. Howells. He, despite his earlier claims that 'all games show the lowest common denominator' in regards to violence, was often seen playing a wide range of games, from fun 'Mario Party 4', a title made by the now defunct Nintendo, to 'Soilder Of Fortune II', a very violent war game. He also enjoyed listening to the now illegal forms of music, such as rock and rap, and also watched many films. This is particularly significant, as since his law for 'Addition of Humanity To The Media' was passed, all films, un-censored music, and games have been banned. Mr. Howells now faces charges.
In other news, the government has set aside £1bn for the possible future war with the former Soviet republic of Tajikistan, where it is reported that 'deadly weapins' exist. The government also plans to increase the use of press at the front, to show the value of fighting........
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A bit extreme, and nothing against the bloke really. Just there are a lot of other things going on, AS WELL.
Ho-hum......It appears that Kim Howell has been caught by his own innoavtions! The Anti-Anti-Culturalist Attack Combat Squad (AACACS), in what was a carefully and painstkakingly planned and exectured raid, raided what appeared to be a modern equivalent of a Speak-easy. The small house, in eastern Bitmingham, was put under surveillance when an inordinate amount of (now black market) GAME bags appeared to be poorly concealed in the back garden under a bush. The AACACS immediatly designated the building as a possible 'Hive of Villainy' and began to plan a raid.
Then, late last night, ignoring what appeared to be a club fight, inspired by several drunken adults, the AACACS moved in. The team leader, Ian 'Leg Breaker' McManus, moved in first, crashing through the door. Soon the team was inside, searching for any 'Illegitimate material'. Sure enough, one team member stumbled accross several rap CDs, and promplty shot them to pieces. The inhabitants, a young couple, were herded into the kitchen (where several fridge magnets with quotes from Dirty Harry on them were also confiscated) and kept under close armed guard. A spokesperson said that they were 'considered highly dangerous'. Meanwhile, it appears, the fights outside continued.
Sure enough, the team found a secret room, hidden behind a bookshelf full of cookery books - mostly British, the team noted, satisfactorily. But to their surprise, the very man who instigated it all was there! Kim Howells, it appears, was a regular visitor to what turned out to be a black market free area, where you could play games and listen to any music you wanted. You could even watch films. Mr. Howells was hastily reprimanded, but not before he claimed 'I was only being human!!' and throwing a stack of games at the nearest officer.
At a later time, during an interrogation of another visitor, it turned out that the establishment had been frequented by Mr. Howells. He, despite his earlier claims that 'all games show the lowest common denominator' in regards to violence, was often seen playing a wide range of games, from fun 'Mario Party 4', a title made by the now defunct Nintendo, to 'Soilder Of Fortune II', a very violent war game. He also enjoyed listening to the now illegal forms of music, such as rock and rap, and also watched many films. This is particularly significant, as since his law for 'Addition of Humanity To The Media' was passed, all films, un-censored music, and games have been banned. Mr. Howells now faces charges.
In other news, the government has set aside £1bn for the possible future war with the former Soviet republic of Tajikistan, where it is reported that 'deadly weapins' exist. The government also plans to increase the use of press at the front, to show the value of fighting........
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A bit extreme, and nothing against the bloke really. Just there are a lot of other things going on, AS WELL.