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Resident nasty. In Badger City things are not quite right, the nasty (and quite possibly evil, we just don’t know) Macintosh corp. have been working on their latest weapon of war (well the war of marketing) the cleverly and imaginatively named ‘J-virus’. This virus is designed to make a human being shop, desire products, raising the sales of all Macintosh corps. Products.
When Macintosh were questioned about their experiments they packed them up and moved them to a mansion on the outskirts of Badger City and continued to fund the experiments. As the months progressed on the reports from the mansion became more and more vague and then ceased all together it became clear that something had gone horribly wrong. Rumours began to spread about horrific attacks by canine creatures plaguing the landscape, reports were coming in of poodles and Yorkshire-terriers attacking and stealing peoples fashionable cardigans.
Contact with the mansion that the J-virus was being developed in was lost, two teams from the S.R. team are sent in to investigate, Alpha and Bravo. Shortly after landing the Bravo team mobilise and are attacked by vicious cardigan snatching poodles, $lik is immediately taken to the floor, he fires shots off into the air frantically in an attempt to stop the deranged poodles, but fails, he struggles before slumping to the ground. El blokey has a Yorkshire-terrier attacking his feet, it gets one of his shoes off, in a blind panic he runs off into the trees, he is chased by the obsessed yorkie and arter a few minutes his faint screams can be heard in the distance. Drunk cow is now left, the remaining poodles surround him and steal all his fashionable clothes (including his CK underwear) before finishing him off in a horrific and rather gruesome manor.
The alpha team quickly mobilise, running through the woods toward the house in the distance. A Poodle jumps on maddmum, Ant quickly fires a few kills shots and it drops off, the two turn just in time to see a group of zombie like creatures, Ant frantically fires into one of them, but the two are overpowered and devoured, a look of sheer terror and fear can be seen in maddmun’s eyes as the two meet their end. Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread are fleeing for their lives and through some sheer luck manage to reach the mansion, they get inside and slam the doors, a few thuds are hear as mental poodles and yorkies run into the doors and knock themselves out.
Its now time for Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread to explore the mysterious mansion. Their mission: investigate the mansion at the core of the horrific disaster. Uncover secrets behind a radical genetic and sales research facility. With
unspeakable horrors lurking around every corner, they must fight to survive and escape with their lives (and cardigans) in tact.
The Characters: -
Garlic Bread: after drifting from game store to game store Garlic Bread met Ant, Ant help recruit Garlic Bread into the SR team, he submitted many forums until he was assigned to the SR alpha team for the investigation, after loosing most of his team his main priority is to complete his mission and escape…
Little Faye: a newbie member of the SR team, Little Faye was assigned to the Macintosh inc. investigation like Garlic Bread and was lucky to make it to the mansion alive. Her intensions are to escape the mansion and flee Badger city.
Insane bartender: a mysterious man, with many past experiences Insane bartender trusts no-one but himself. He is the comm’s specialist for the team and wants to leave the mansion only when the mission is complete.
Resident nasty, available from winter 2004 on gamecube. Hide your fashionable clothes, turn out your lights and prepare live the nightmare (warning, best undies not recommended during game-play)
When Macintosh were questioned about their experiments they packed them up and moved them to a mansion on the outskirts of Badger City and continued to fund the experiments. As the months progressed on the reports from the mansion became more and more vague and then ceased all together it became clear that something had gone horribly wrong. Rumours began to spread about horrific attacks by canine creatures plaguing the landscape, reports were coming in of poodles and Yorkshire-terriers attacking and stealing peoples fashionable cardigans.
Contact with the mansion that the J-virus was being developed in was lost, two teams from the S.R. team are sent in to investigate, Alpha and Bravo. Shortly after landing the Bravo team mobilise and are attacked by vicious cardigan snatching poodles, $lik is immediately taken to the floor, he fires shots off into the air frantically in an attempt to stop the deranged poodles, but fails, he struggles before slumping to the ground. El blokey has a Yorkshire-terrier attacking his feet, it gets one of his shoes off, in a blind panic he runs off into the trees, he is chased by the obsessed yorkie and arter a few minutes his faint screams can be heard in the distance. Drunk cow is now left, the remaining poodles surround him and steal all his fashionable clothes (including his CK underwear) before finishing him off in a horrific and rather gruesome manor.
The alpha team quickly mobilise, running through the woods toward the house in the distance. A Poodle jumps on maddmum, Ant quickly fires a few kills shots and it drops off, the two turn just in time to see a group of zombie like creatures, Ant frantically fires into one of them, but the two are overpowered and devoured, a look of sheer terror and fear can be seen in maddmun’s eyes as the two meet their end. Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread are fleeing for their lives and through some sheer luck manage to reach the mansion, they get inside and slam the doors, a few thuds are hear as mental poodles and yorkies run into the doors and knock themselves out.
Its now time for Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread to explore the mysterious mansion. Their mission: investigate the mansion at the core of the horrific disaster. Uncover secrets behind a radical genetic and sales research facility. With
unspeakable horrors lurking around every corner, they must fight to survive and escape with their lives (and cardigans) in tact.
The Characters: -
Garlic Bread: after drifting from game store to game store Garlic Bread met Ant, Ant help recruit Garlic Bread into the SR team, he submitted many forums until he was assigned to the SR alpha team for the investigation, after loosing most of his team his main priority is to complete his mission and escape…
Little Faye: a newbie member of the SR team, Little Faye was assigned to the Macintosh inc. investigation like Garlic Bread and was lucky to make it to the mansion alive. Her intensions are to escape the mansion and flee Badger city.
Insane bartender: a mysterious man, with many past experiences Insane bartender trusts no-one but himself. He is the comm’s specialist for the team and wants to leave the mansion only when the mission is complete.
Resident nasty, available from winter 2004 on gamecube. Hide your fashionable clothes, turn out your lights and prepare live the nightmare (warning, best undies not recommended during game-play)
Hehe, very cool Sam, nice to see me getting devoured. :D Oh, and thanks for the recognition, I recruited you because I thought you were the best man for the job dammit. :D
I like the game idea too, survival horror with a bit of comedy added in by the looks of things. Keep it going. {:)
I like the game idea too, survival horror with a bit of comedy added in by the looks of things. Keep it going. {:)
I liked that GB. Hope you write a few more!
Im thinking i might acctually write the series, sort of a long running parody, do resi evil 2 next and so on and so foutrh. Im trying to also think of outher games i could put SR members into to make a joke version.
That was quite OK, but anti-climatic.
I prefer my climaxes to be great and big and sweaty and hot and all emotions put into just...
This is a spoof?
*runs dejectedly*
I prefer my climaxes to be great and big and sweaty and hot and all emotions put into just...
This is a spoof?
*runs dejectedly*
Ha, nice read there. That was a different and I liked that.
"kicks poddle and takes back fashionable underwear"
DIE!
"kicks poddle and takes back fashionable underwear"
DIE!
Resident nasty. In Badger City things are not quite right, the nasty (and quite possibly evil, we just don’t know) Macintosh corp. have been working on their latest weapon of war (well the war of marketing) the cleverly and imaginatively named ‘J-virus’. This virus is designed to make a human being shop, desire products, raising the sales of all Macintosh corps. Products.
When Macintosh were questioned about their experiments they packed them up and moved them to a mansion on the outskirts of Badger City and continued to fund the experiments. As the months progressed on the reports from the mansion became more and more vague and then ceased all together it became clear that something had gone horribly wrong. Rumours began to spread about horrific attacks by canine creatures plaguing the landscape, reports were coming in of poodles and Yorkshire-terriers attacking and stealing peoples fashionable cardigans.
Contact with the mansion that the J-virus was being developed in was lost, two teams from the S.R. team are sent in to investigate, Alpha and Bravo. Shortly after landing the Bravo team mobilise and are attacked by vicious cardigan snatching poodles, $lik is immediately taken to the floor, he fires shots off into the air frantically in an attempt to stop the deranged poodles, but fails, he struggles before slumping to the ground. El blokey has a Yorkshire-terrier attacking his feet, it gets one of his shoes off, in a blind panic he runs off into the trees, he is chased by the obsessed yorkie and arter a few minutes his faint screams can be heard in the distance. Drunk cow is now left, the remaining poodles surround him and steal all his fashionable clothes (including his CK underwear) before finishing him off in a horrific and rather gruesome manor.
The alpha team quickly mobilise, running through the woods toward the house in the distance. A Poodle jumps on maddmum, Ant quickly fires a few kills shots and it drops off, the two turn just in time to see a group of zombie like creatures, Ant frantically fires into one of them, but the two are overpowered and devoured, a look of sheer terror and fear can be seen in maddmun’s eyes as the two meet their end. Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread are fleeing for their lives and through some sheer luck manage to reach the mansion, they get inside and slam the doors, a few thuds are hear as mental poodles and yorkies run into the doors and knock themselves out.
Its now time for Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread to explore the mysterious mansion. Their mission: investigate the mansion at the core of the horrific disaster. Uncover secrets behind a radical genetic and sales research facility. With
unspeakable horrors lurking around every corner, they must fight to survive and escape with their lives (and cardigans) in tact.
The Characters: -
Garlic Bread: after drifting from game store to game store Garlic Bread met Ant, Ant help recruit Garlic Bread into the SR team, he submitted many forums until he was assigned to the SR alpha team for the investigation, after loosing most of his team his main priority is to complete his mission and escape…
Little Faye: a newbie member of the SR team, Little Faye was assigned to the Macintosh inc. investigation like Garlic Bread and was lucky to make it to the mansion alive. Her intensions are to escape the mansion and flee Badger city.
Insane bartender: a mysterious man, with many past experiences Insane bartender trusts no-one but himself. He is the comm’s specialist for the team and wants to leave the mansion only when the mission is complete.
Resident nasty, available from winter 2004 on gamecube. Hide your fashionable clothes, turn out your lights and prepare live the nightmare (warning, best undies not recommended during game-play)
When Macintosh were questioned about their experiments they packed them up and moved them to a mansion on the outskirts of Badger City and continued to fund the experiments. As the months progressed on the reports from the mansion became more and more vague and then ceased all together it became clear that something had gone horribly wrong. Rumours began to spread about horrific attacks by canine creatures plaguing the landscape, reports were coming in of poodles and Yorkshire-terriers attacking and stealing peoples fashionable cardigans.
Contact with the mansion that the J-virus was being developed in was lost, two teams from the S.R. team are sent in to investigate, Alpha and Bravo. Shortly after landing the Bravo team mobilise and are attacked by vicious cardigan snatching poodles, $lik is immediately taken to the floor, he fires shots off into the air frantically in an attempt to stop the deranged poodles, but fails, he struggles before slumping to the ground. El blokey has a Yorkshire-terrier attacking his feet, it gets one of his shoes off, in a blind panic he runs off into the trees, he is chased by the obsessed yorkie and arter a few minutes his faint screams can be heard in the distance. Drunk cow is now left, the remaining poodles surround him and steal all his fashionable clothes (including his CK underwear) before finishing him off in a horrific and rather gruesome manor.
The alpha team quickly mobilise, running through the woods toward the house in the distance. A Poodle jumps on maddmum, Ant quickly fires a few kills shots and it drops off, the two turn just in time to see a group of zombie like creatures, Ant frantically fires into one of them, but the two are overpowered and devoured, a look of sheer terror and fear can be seen in maddmun’s eyes as the two meet their end. Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread are fleeing for their lives and through some sheer luck manage to reach the mansion, they get inside and slam the doors, a few thuds are hear as mental poodles and yorkies run into the doors and knock themselves out.
Its now time for Insane bartender, little Faye and Garlic Bread to explore the mysterious mansion. Their mission: investigate the mansion at the core of the horrific disaster. Uncover secrets behind a radical genetic and sales research facility. With
unspeakable horrors lurking around every corner, they must fight to survive and escape with their lives (and cardigans) in tact.
The Characters: -
Garlic Bread: after drifting from game store to game store Garlic Bread met Ant, Ant help recruit Garlic Bread into the SR team, he submitted many forums until he was assigned to the SR alpha team for the investigation, after loosing most of his team his main priority is to complete his mission and escape…
Little Faye: a newbie member of the SR team, Little Faye was assigned to the Macintosh inc. investigation like Garlic Bread and was lucky to make it to the mansion alive. Her intensions are to escape the mansion and flee Badger city.
Insane bartender: a mysterious man, with many past experiences Insane bartender trusts no-one but himself. He is the comm’s specialist for the team and wants to leave the mansion only when the mission is complete.
Resident nasty, available from winter 2004 on gamecube. Hide your fashionable clothes, turn out your lights and prepare live the nightmare (warning, best undies not recommended during game-play)