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Comes out with such memorable lines as
"May 911 flaming Monty Python fanatics curse at Spam by your uncle's treehouse."
"May an infinite amount of depressed computer geeks build a 260 meter tall tower made entirely of Gumbi after being forced to smell your recommended daily allowance of lower intestine."
"May several bulbous strippers kidnap smoked string cheese sticks while performing a drive-by-shooting on your calcium enriched arch nemesis, The Queen of England."
Oh, and I'm obliged to say www.nettimesta.com/moosey/, for will..