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Onceth in a distant land there verily stalked a beasteth that was forsooth spoken to be a terror to behold
And yay verily 'twas spoken that in the darkest dungeon of the tallest tower there verily dwelteth a warrior so gargantuan that he had forsooth been seeneth to smite the mighty beasteth by a gypsy maid who could verily forspake and seeth the future.
So the gargantuan warrior yay verily twas realeasdeth and it smote the beast to the fiery depths of hell where it burned and smote and burned some more until it forsooth became but myth and verily the people forgotest of the terror thou hast gesmote on the landeth.
But many eons later the beasteth escaped from the fiery depths of hell and was verily not smoten. Twas a monsterous sight as thou hat been smoten forsooth for eons and shalt thou verily spake of terror unbeholded by the current citadel citizens. Verily the beast stalkethed the land and verily wreaked havoceth on the unsuspectedeth citadel.
And he smote and smote and smoteth some more until verily the citadel was forsooth but a smouldering smitepile of gargantuan smotethdeth.
The world as we knowethest it was verily in unforsoothen danger and quicklyeth a hero was spaken by the counsel of the peoplenth. So verily forth went the heroeths namen mario and sonic and yay verily they smoteth the beast. The landeth hat been saveden and verily peace have spaken and smoteth evil. Forsooth twas spoken that evil shalt return but that shalt be in eons time and the heroethesten doeth no care. Verily hat evil been smiten and goodness prevailed. Yay verily forsooth twas also spaketh that olde English is illegible and highly unworthy of being spaken by the youthest of today. I hopeth verily the crapeth story hath been vaguely legibleth by ye and verily enjoyethed. :)
And yay verily 'twas spoken that in the darkest dungeon of the tallest tower there verily dwelteth a warrior so gargantuan that he had forsooth been seeneth to smite the mighty beasteth by a gypsy maid who could verily forspake and seeth the future.
So the gargantuan warrior yay verily twas realeasdeth and it smote the beast to the fiery depths of hell where it burned and smote and burned some more until it forsooth became but myth and verily the people forgotest of the terror thou hast gesmote on the landeth.
But many eons later the beasteth escaped from the fiery depths of hell and was verily not smoten. Twas a monsterous sight as thou hat been smoten forsooth for eons and shalt thou verily spake of terror unbeholded by the current citadel citizens. Verily the beast stalkethed the land and verily wreaked havoceth on the unsuspectedeth citadel.
And he smote and smote and smoteth some more until verily the citadel was forsooth but a smouldering smitepile of gargantuan smotethdeth.
The world as we knowethest it was verily in unforsoothen danger and quicklyeth a hero was spaken by the counsel of the peoplenth. So verily forth went the heroeths namen mario and sonic and yay verily they smoteth the beast. The landeth hat been saveden and verily peace have spaken and smoteth evil. Forsooth twas spoken that evil shalt return but that shalt be in eons time and the heroethesten doeth no care. Verily hat evil been smiten and goodness prevailed. Yay verily forsooth twas also spaketh that olde English is illegible and highly unworthy of being spaken by the youthest of today. I hopeth verily the crapeth story hath been vaguely legibleth by ye and verily enjoyethed. :)
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Onceth in a distant land there verily stalked a beasteth that was forsooth spoken to be a terror to behold
And yay verily 'twas spoken that in the darkest dungeon of the tallest tower there verily dwelteth a warrior so gargantuan that he had forsooth been seeneth to smite the mighty beasteth by a gypsy maid who could verily forspake and seeth the future.
So the gargantuan warrior yay verily twas realeasdeth and it smote the beast to the fiery depths of hell where it burned and smote and burned some more until it forsooth became but myth and verily the people forgotest of the terror thou hast gesmote on the landeth.
But many eons later the beasteth escaped from the fiery depths of hell and was verily not smoten. Twas a monsterous sight as thou hat been smoten forsooth for eons and shalt thou verily spake of terror unbeholded by the current citadel citizens. Verily the beast stalkethed the land and verily wreaked havoceth on the unsuspectedeth citadel.
And he smote and smote and smoteth some more until verily the citadel was forsooth but a smouldering smitepile of gargantuan smotethdeth.
The world as we knowethest it was verily in unforsoothen danger and quicklyeth a hero was spaken by the counsel of the peoplenth. So verily forth went the heroeths namen mario and sonic and yay verily they smoteth the beast. The landeth hat been saveden and verily peace have spaken and smoteth evil. Forsooth twas spoken that evil shalt return but that shalt be in eons time and the heroethesten doeth no care. Verily hat evil been smiten and goodness prevailed. Yay verily forsooth twas also spaketh that olde English is illegible and highly unworthy of being spaken by the youthest of today. I hopeth verily the crapeth story hath been vaguely legibleth by ye and verily enjoyethed. :)
And yay verily 'twas spoken that in the darkest dungeon of the tallest tower there verily dwelteth a warrior so gargantuan that he had forsooth been seeneth to smite the mighty beasteth by a gypsy maid who could verily forspake and seeth the future.
So the gargantuan warrior yay verily twas realeasdeth and it smote the beast to the fiery depths of hell where it burned and smote and burned some more until it forsooth became but myth and verily the people forgotest of the terror thou hast gesmote on the landeth.
But many eons later the beasteth escaped from the fiery depths of hell and was verily not smoten. Twas a monsterous sight as thou hat been smoten forsooth for eons and shalt thou verily spake of terror unbeholded by the current citadel citizens. Verily the beast stalkethed the land and verily wreaked havoceth on the unsuspectedeth citadel.
And he smote and smote and smoteth some more until verily the citadel was forsooth but a smouldering smitepile of gargantuan smotethdeth.
The world as we knowethest it was verily in unforsoothen danger and quicklyeth a hero was spaken by the counsel of the peoplenth. So verily forth went the heroeths namen mario and sonic and yay verily they smoteth the beast. The landeth hat been saveden and verily peace have spaken and smoteth evil. Forsooth twas spoken that evil shalt return but that shalt be in eons time and the heroethesten doeth no care. Verily hat evil been smiten and goodness prevailed. Yay verily forsooth twas also spaketh that olde English is illegible and highly unworthy of being spaken by the youthest of today. I hopeth verily the crapeth story hath been vaguely legibleth by ye and verily enjoyethed. :)