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got any sad jokes i have
Q.Whats the difference between unlawful and illegal?
A.Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.
sad hey!
Q.Whats the difference between unlawful and illegal?
A.Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.
sad hey!
Im bored, but not this bored.........
A group of Nursery school children are trying to get used to their new teacher, who insists on NO baby talk. "You must use grown up words" she tells them. She asks Chris what he did over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana"
"No you went to visit your Grandmother" she says "Use grown up words" Next she asks Mitchell what he did over the weekend.
"I went on a Choo-Choo"
"No" she says "You went on a train, remember use grown up words" She then asks Bobby what he did at the weekend.
"I read a book" he replies
"Wonderful!" The teacher says "What did you read" Bobby thinks for a moment and then says.
"Winnie the s***"
=B0)
"I went to visit my Nana"
"No you went to visit your Grandmother" she says "Use grown up words" Next she asks Mitchell what he did over the weekend.
"I went on a Choo-Choo"
"No" she says "You went on a train, remember use grown up words" She then asks Bobby what he did at the weekend.
"I read a book" he replies
"Wonderful!" The teacher says "What did you read" Bobby thinks for a moment and then says.
"Winnie the s***"
=B0)
Q:knock, knock
A:Who's there?
Q:Luke
A:Luke who?
Q:Luke through the keyhole and you'll see
oops...I got the Q&A bit's mixed up.
I'm just the funniest, aren't I?
A:Who's there?
Q:Luke
A:Luke who?
Q:Luke through the keyhole and you'll see
oops...I got the Q&A bit's mixed up.
I'm just the funniest, aren't I?