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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
~Smerc~
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
~Smerc~
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Are you blonde Smerc?
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I was thinking that.
> Are you blonde Smerc?
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I was thinking that.
How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day.
She can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear. Hoho.
She can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear. Hoho.
Why do blondes make bad computer technicians?
because they want to spend the computers cache
because they want to spend the computers cache
I've heard that so many times...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
tut tut...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
tut tut...
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"I'll have a pint...............
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... and a packet of Crisps, please!"
And the bartender says:
"What's with the big paws?!"
Heh....
... Meh.
Game
"I'll have a pint...............
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............
........
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... and a packet of Crisps, please!"
And the bartender says:
"What's with the big paws?!"
Heh....
... Meh.
Game
Why?
no
Are you blonde Smerc?
Alexj17.uk wrote:
> Why did the bonde have square b00bs ?
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> --
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> She forgot to take the tissue of of the box
Thats a blone for you.
> Why did the bonde have square b00bs ?
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> --
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> She forgot to take the tissue of of the box
Thats a blone for you.
AfroJoe wrote:
> How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer?
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> There's tippex on the monitor.
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> Ooh, and another one, although it's not related to blondes at all.
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> What is a similarity between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
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> Both should be kept away from children.
lol very funny
> How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer?
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> There's tippex on the monitor.
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>
>
> Ooh, and another one, although it's not related to blondes at all.
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> What is a similarity between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
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> Both should be kept away from children.
lol very funny
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