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*Inside a Floridian retirement home*
Name: Kyle Kyzine
Vehicle Name: The Big Dipper
My sonny put me into this darn totting place a couple of months ago. My life wasn’t going all too good to start off with though. My wife had just recently died, and my cat was addicted to marijuana. It just wasn’t going good. So I went wacky one day. I went insane! For peet’s sake I went all out crazy. That day I snuck downstairs and I admit it, I drank toilet water. It was only a sip! I was just thirsty. My son walked in on me slurping the pooper and he got furious! He said “This is my house dad and it’s my rules”, which is ironic because I use to say the same exact thing to my stuffed goat Sammy. The next day my son enrolled me into this old people’s home. I thought it was all done for me. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips! While I was playing bingo one day he came up to me and spoke with those overgrown lips. He said he could make everything better! He said that he was hosting this contest that if I won I could have a wish beyond my wildest dreams, and all I had to do was go into a fight to the death with 3 others on any vehicle of our choosing. How could I refuse?
I thought I’d use a truck for my vehicle. I have always dreamed about a small little truck or van. And that was when I saw it! A wonderful milk truck pulled up in front of this dumb place. Without no one watching me, I hoped in and I was ready…
Name: Robin Robinson
Vehicle Name: Big Shinny Car
My sister put me in here 3 years ago….when I was 4! I liked reading. It was one of my favorite pastimes when I was smaller because I was slightly smarter than everyone else. My sister always called me a dork and a nerd for reading my books and having huge thick glasses. That’s when she got this idea to send me in this place, and lock me in the closet. The old people feed me once a month but that’s all they could do. Their soft and brittle hands don’t have the ability to open doors so they only could fit small things into the bottom crack. I hadn’t seen light for 3 years. I was breaking apart. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. I giggled at his face. He was really funny looking but either way he came into that retirement home that faithful day and opened my door. While I was rejoicing happily he started telling me about this contest that if I won I could wish for anything I wanted and all I needed was a vehicle. This was the perfect time for me to get my revenge with my sister and lock her in the pits of an old stinking closet for 3 years! How could I refuse?
I started looking for a car right away. I didn’t walk to far before I saw a shinny corvette right in front of me! I’m so lucky! I now knew I was ready….
Name: Virgil Azulamile
Vehicle: Old Rella
I like pie. But I don’t like being cooped up in this retired people that are old home. My wife put me in here because she said I was too much for her. I am too much for any lady though. These wrinkles and nose hairs rack in the ladies by the dozen. I like pie. But I don’t like how this place makes me feel inside my wee little heart. I felt like that, until he came.
His name was Billy Bob Joe Haggen, and he had big pulsing soars on his face. And he delivered the pizza! Oh that made me feel so much better, but what really made my day was when Calipso came! He said he was making a tiny weenie contest to the death that I needed a V-hicle for. He said if I won I would get to wish for anything I wanted! How can I blow bubbles? And how could I refuse?
I didn’t need to find a car or plane or nothing! I already had my vehicle since I was born and I have had it since. My tricycle! I hoped on it and I put on my year 2000 wacky sunglasses(I loved that year) and I was off…
Name: Sfone Simmons
Vehicle Name: FinalFantasyFanatic
I’m old. I need vitamins every day and I need to have someone give them to me! My friend FFF is my only friend here. We are so lonely! I just want to have a life time partner by my side everyday(female by the way). We try flirting in the senior citizen punch bowl sculpting classes, but everyone there isn’t our type! We need love and we need it now! We thought we were going to be alone forever until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. He said he could give us both someone to be with if we won a contest to the death on vehicles!
We had heard enough right there and then. No more talking, more action. We don’t need a vehicle! I jumped onto FFF’s back and I was ready for action…
The Battle Begins
All four contestants are brought to a dirty wasteland currently known as New York City. Their cars, vans, tricycles, and friend were equipped with high tech rocket launchers and machine guns. Let the battle commence!
*On the busy streets of New York City*
All four fighters face off standing next to their vehicles waiting for the starting bell to ring. After a brief second it begins to boom all over the streets and Kyle jumps into his milk truck, Mr. Azulamile jumps on his tricycle, and Sfone jumps on FinalFantasyFanatic. Robin reaches for her door but she can’t grasp onto the handle! After a while she takes off her specs and figures out that she had chosen a HotWheels car! Her huge thick glasses had magnified the appearance of it and made it look bigger!
Kyle runs over Robin quickly, killing her instantly. Sfone then starts kicking at FFF to start running until he notices that the people that but the weapons on him jammed a rocket launcher into his skull! Sfone screams in an old man’s voice and starts to run away from Kyle who has made him his new target!
Mr. Azulamile is simply riding about with a smile looking to find if he finds a penny on the floor. He then presses a foreign button curiously that fires a huge heat-seeking missile at Sfone Simmons!
Kyle halts his truck in hopes of not staying to close to the close to dead Sfone, when suddenly he gets an idea. He picks up some milk bottles and starts hurtling them at Sfone making this a mighty unfair match.
In an attempt to get away from the missile Sfone runs into the back of Kyle’s milk truck but surprisingly the missile follows him inside causing both Kyle and Sfone to explode in a very comical (yet sad) fashion while Mr. Azulamile still rides aimlessly around.
“I did it”
*Sfone jumps up and dances*
“I finally found a penny! Woooh!”
*Calipso the big lipped man walks over to the deranged man*
“You have done it. You have won the Twisted Plastic Competition! Tell me your wish and it will be granted”
“I wish for…..I wish for……Darn! I wish I knew what I should wish for!”
“ You want to wish for a pizza/pie combo”
“YeY, I wish for that then”
“Why you can’t kind sir. You already wished for knowing what you wanted to wish for so too bad dummy!”
*Calipso runs off yelling and kissing everyone he passes by*
“At least I have my penny with me now……..LOOK! A guy with a rocket launcher through his head!”
*Mr. Azulamile pokes at FFF’s savaged head all night and all day with a grin on his face. He was finally happy with his penny in one hand and bloody fingers in another”
moral to this story: If you’re unhappy and nothing is going right, don’t worry, one day a guy with really big lips will scoop you up and brainwash you to kill some other people that you don’t know. Then you will be joyfull…
END
Drunk
Name: Kyle Kyzine
Vehicle Name: The Big Dipper
My sonny put me into this darn totting place a couple of months ago. My life wasn’t going all too good to start off with though. My wife had just recently died, and my cat was addicted to marijuana. It just wasn’t going good. So I went wacky one day. I went insane! For peet’s sake I went all out crazy. That day I snuck downstairs and I admit it, I drank toilet water. It was only a sip! I was just thirsty. My son walked in on me slurping the pooper and he got furious! He said “This is my house dad and it’s my rules”, which is ironic because I use to say the same exact thing to my stuffed goat Sammy. The next day my son enrolled me into this old people’s home. I thought it was all done for me. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips! While I was playing bingo one day he came up to me and spoke with those overgrown lips. He said he could make everything better! He said that he was hosting this contest that if I won I could have a wish beyond my wildest dreams, and all I had to do was go into a fight to the death with 3 others on any vehicle of our choosing. How could I refuse?
I thought I’d use a truck for my vehicle. I have always dreamed about a small little truck or van. And that was when I saw it! A wonderful milk truck pulled up in front of this dumb place. Without no one watching me, I hoped in and I was ready…
Name: Robin Robinson
Vehicle Name: Big Shinny Car
My sister put me in here 3 years ago….when I was 4! I liked reading. It was one of my favorite pastimes when I was smaller because I was slightly smarter than everyone else. My sister always called me a dork and a nerd for reading my books and having huge thick glasses. That’s when she got this idea to send me in this place, and lock me in the closet. The old people feed me once a month but that’s all they could do. Their soft and brittle hands don’t have the ability to open doors so they only could fit small things into the bottom crack. I hadn’t seen light for 3 years. I was breaking apart. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. I giggled at his face. He was really funny looking but either way he came into that retirement home that faithful day and opened my door. While I was rejoicing happily he started telling me about this contest that if I won I could wish for anything I wanted and all I needed was a vehicle. This was the perfect time for me to get my revenge with my sister and lock her in the pits of an old stinking closet for 3 years! How could I refuse?
I started looking for a car right away. I didn’t walk to far before I saw a shinny corvette right in front of me! I’m so lucky! I now knew I was ready….
Name: Virgil Azulamile
Vehicle: Old Rella
I like pie. But I don’t like being cooped up in this retired people that are old home. My wife put me in here because she said I was too much for her. I am too much for any lady though. These wrinkles and nose hairs rack in the ladies by the dozen. I like pie. But I don’t like how this place makes me feel inside my wee little heart. I felt like that, until he came.
His name was Billy Bob Joe Haggen, and he had big pulsing soars on his face. And he delivered the pizza! Oh that made me feel so much better, but what really made my day was when Calipso came! He said he was making a tiny weenie contest to the death that I needed a V-hicle for. He said if I won I would get to wish for anything I wanted! How can I blow bubbles? And how could I refuse?
I didn’t need to find a car or plane or nothing! I already had my vehicle since I was born and I have had it since. My tricycle! I hoped on it and I put on my year 2000 wacky sunglasses(I loved that year) and I was off…
Name: Sfone Simmons
Vehicle Name: FinalFantasyFanatic
I’m old. I need vitamins every day and I need to have someone give them to me! My friend FFF is my only friend here. We are so lonely! I just want to have a life time partner by my side everyday(female by the way). We try flirting in the senior citizen punch bowl sculpting classes, but everyone there isn’t our type! We need love and we need it now! We thought we were going to be alone forever until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. He said he could give us both someone to be with if we won a contest to the death on vehicles!
We had heard enough right there and then. No more talking, more action. We don’t need a vehicle! I jumped onto FFF’s back and I was ready for action…
The Battle Begins
All four contestants are brought to a dirty wasteland currently known as New York City. Their cars, vans, tricycles, and friend were equipped with high tech rocket launchers and machine guns. Let the battle commence!
*On the busy streets of New York City*
All four fighters face off standing next to their vehicles waiting for the starting bell to ring. After a brief second it begins to boom all over the streets and Kyle jumps into his milk truck, Mr. Azulamile jumps on his tricycle, and Sfone jumps on FinalFantasyFanatic. Robin reaches for her door but she can’t grasp onto the handle! After a while she takes off her specs and figures out that she had chosen a HotWheels car! Her huge thick glasses had magnified the appearance of it and made it look bigger!
Kyle runs over Robin quickly, killing her instantly. Sfone then starts kicking at FFF to start running until he notices that the people that but the weapons on him jammed a rocket launcher into his skull! Sfone screams in an old man’s voice and starts to run away from Kyle who has made him his new target!
Mr. Azulamile is simply riding about with a smile looking to find if he finds a penny on the floor. He then presses a foreign button curiously that fires a huge heat-seeking missile at Sfone Simmons!
Kyle halts his truck in hopes of not staying to close to the close to dead Sfone, when suddenly he gets an idea. He picks up some milk bottles and starts hurtling them at Sfone making this a mighty unfair match.
In an attempt to get away from the missile Sfone runs into the back of Kyle’s milk truck but surprisingly the missile follows him inside causing both Kyle and Sfone to explode in a very comical (yet sad) fashion while Mr. Azulamile still rides aimlessly around.
“I did it”
*Sfone jumps up and dances*
“I finally found a penny! Woooh!”
*Calipso the big lipped man walks over to the deranged man*
“You have done it. You have won the Twisted Plastic Competition! Tell me your wish and it will be granted”
“I wish for…..I wish for……Darn! I wish I knew what I should wish for!”
“ You want to wish for a pizza/pie combo”
“YeY, I wish for that then”
“Why you can’t kind sir. You already wished for knowing what you wanted to wish for so too bad dummy!”
*Calipso runs off yelling and kissing everyone he passes by*
“At least I have my penny with me now……..LOOK! A guy with a rocket launcher through his head!”
*Mr. Azulamile pokes at FFF’s savaged head all night and all day with a grin on his face. He was finally happy with his penny in one hand and bloody fingers in another”
moral to this story: If you’re unhappy and nothing is going right, don’t worry, one day a guy with really big lips will scoop you up and brainwash you to kill some other people that you don’t know. Then you will be joyfull…
END
Drunk
I was kissed by a man with big lips.
Do I need a jab?
Do I need a jab?
Thanks for the replies guys. And I'll bring the elephant toes yesterday gerrid.
YeY!
You crazy fiend, Drunk Cow!
YeY for plastic and its twistedness!
You crazy fiend, Drunk Cow!
YeY for plastic and its twistedness!
YeY!
I won.
And I have a shiny penny at the end of it all.
Hurru.
Nice on DC, and YeY for me.
That rhymes.
Because I rock.
I won.
And I have a shiny penny at the end of it all.
Hurru.
Nice on DC, and YeY for me.
That rhymes.
Because I rock.
I ate three cats tomorrow!
hurray for you.
hurray for you.
That was very good mate, I had to read the names through twice, as I didn't pay much attention to them the first time, until i noticed my name.
Anyhow very good, it all wrapped up pretty good for FFF, I mean me :d
Wonderful stuff
Anyhow very good, it all wrapped up pretty good for FFF, I mean me :d
Wonderful stuff
Its the boomerang isn't it?
*also breaths hesitantly, but for completely different reasons*
That took a while to make.
"breaths hesitantly"
"breaths hesitantly"
*Inside a Floridian retirement home*
Name: Kyle Kyzine
Vehicle Name: The Big Dipper
My sonny put me into this darn totting place a couple of months ago. My life wasn’t going all too good to start off with though. My wife had just recently died, and my cat was addicted to marijuana. It just wasn’t going good. So I went wacky one day. I went insane! For peet’s sake I went all out crazy. That day I snuck downstairs and I admit it, I drank toilet water. It was only a sip! I was just thirsty. My son walked in on me slurping the pooper and he got furious! He said “This is my house dad and it’s my rules”, which is ironic because I use to say the same exact thing to my stuffed goat Sammy. The next day my son enrolled me into this old people’s home. I thought it was all done for me. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips! While I was playing bingo one day he came up to me and spoke with those overgrown lips. He said he could make everything better! He said that he was hosting this contest that if I won I could have a wish beyond my wildest dreams, and all I had to do was go into a fight to the death with 3 others on any vehicle of our choosing. How could I refuse?
I thought I’d use a truck for my vehicle. I have always dreamed about a small little truck or van. And that was when I saw it! A wonderful milk truck pulled up in front of this dumb place. Without no one watching me, I hoped in and I was ready…
Name: Robin Robinson
Vehicle Name: Big Shinny Car
My sister put me in here 3 years ago….when I was 4! I liked reading. It was one of my favorite pastimes when I was smaller because I was slightly smarter than everyone else. My sister always called me a dork and a nerd for reading my books and having huge thick glasses. That’s when she got this idea to send me in this place, and lock me in the closet. The old people feed me once a month but that’s all they could do. Their soft and brittle hands don’t have the ability to open doors so they only could fit small things into the bottom crack. I hadn’t seen light for 3 years. I was breaking apart. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. I giggled at his face. He was really funny looking but either way he came into that retirement home that faithful day and opened my door. While I was rejoicing happily he started telling me about this contest that if I won I could wish for anything I wanted and all I needed was a vehicle. This was the perfect time for me to get my revenge with my sister and lock her in the pits of an old stinking closet for 3 years! How could I refuse?
I started looking for a car right away. I didn’t walk to far before I saw a shinny corvette right in front of me! I’m so lucky! I now knew I was ready….
Name: Virgil Azulamile
Vehicle: Old Rella
I like pie. But I don’t like being cooped up in this retired people that are old home. My wife put me in here because she said I was too much for her. I am too much for any lady though. These wrinkles and nose hairs rack in the ladies by the dozen. I like pie. But I don’t like how this place makes me feel inside my wee little heart. I felt like that, until he came.
His name was Billy Bob Joe Haggen, and he had big pulsing soars on his face. And he delivered the pizza! Oh that made me feel so much better, but what really made my day was when Calipso came! He said he was making a tiny weenie contest to the death that I needed a V-hicle for. He said if I won I would get to wish for anything I wanted! How can I blow bubbles? And how could I refuse?
I didn’t need to find a car or plane or nothing! I already had my vehicle since I was born and I have had it since. My tricycle! I hoped on it and I put on my year 2000 wacky sunglasses(I loved that year) and I was off…
Name: Sfone Simmons
Vehicle Name: FinalFantasyFanatic
I’m old. I need vitamins every day and I need to have someone give them to me! My friend FFF is my only friend here. We are so lonely! I just want to have a life time partner by my side everyday(female by the way). We try flirting in the senior citizen punch bowl sculpting classes, but everyone there isn’t our type! We need love and we need it now! We thought we were going to be alone forever until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. He said he could give us both someone to be with if we won a contest to the death on vehicles!
We had heard enough right there and then. No more talking, more action. We don’t need a vehicle! I jumped onto FFF’s back and I was ready for action…
The Battle Begins
All four contestants are brought to a dirty wasteland currently known as New York City. Their cars, vans, tricycles, and friend were equipped with high tech rocket launchers and machine guns. Let the battle commence!
*On the busy streets of New York City*
All four fighters face off standing next to their vehicles waiting for the starting bell to ring. After a brief second it begins to boom all over the streets and Kyle jumps into his milk truck, Mr. Azulamile jumps on his tricycle, and Sfone jumps on FinalFantasyFanatic. Robin reaches for her door but she can’t grasp onto the handle! After a while she takes off her specs and figures out that she had chosen a HotWheels car! Her huge thick glasses had magnified the appearance of it and made it look bigger!
Kyle runs over Robin quickly, killing her instantly. Sfone then starts kicking at FFF to start running until he notices that the people that but the weapons on him jammed a rocket launcher into his skull! Sfone screams in an old man’s voice and starts to run away from Kyle who has made him his new target!
Mr. Azulamile is simply riding about with a smile looking to find if he finds a penny on the floor. He then presses a foreign button curiously that fires a huge heat-seeking missile at Sfone Simmons!
Kyle halts his truck in hopes of not staying to close to the close to dead Sfone, when suddenly he gets an idea. He picks up some milk bottles and starts hurtling them at Sfone making this a mighty unfair match.
In an attempt to get away from the missile Sfone runs into the back of Kyle’s milk truck but surprisingly the missile follows him inside causing both Kyle and Sfone to explode in a very comical (yet sad) fashion while Mr. Azulamile still rides aimlessly around.
“I did it”
*Sfone jumps up and dances*
“I finally found a penny! Woooh!”
*Calipso the big lipped man walks over to the deranged man*
“You have done it. You have won the Twisted Plastic Competition! Tell me your wish and it will be granted”
“I wish for…..I wish for……Darn! I wish I knew what I should wish for!”
“ You want to wish for a pizza/pie combo”
“YeY, I wish for that then”
“Why you can’t kind sir. You already wished for knowing what you wanted to wish for so too bad dummy!”
*Calipso runs off yelling and kissing everyone he passes by*
“At least I have my penny with me now……..LOOK! A guy with a rocket launcher through his head!”
*Mr. Azulamile pokes at FFF’s savaged head all night and all day with a grin on his face. He was finally happy with his penny in one hand and bloody fingers in another”
moral to this story: If you’re unhappy and nothing is going right, don’t worry, one day a guy with really big lips will scoop you up and brainwash you to kill some other people that you don’t know. Then you will be joyfull…
END
Drunk
Name: Kyle Kyzine
Vehicle Name: The Big Dipper
My sonny put me into this darn totting place a couple of months ago. My life wasn’t going all too good to start off with though. My wife had just recently died, and my cat was addicted to marijuana. It just wasn’t going good. So I went wacky one day. I went insane! For peet’s sake I went all out crazy. That day I snuck downstairs and I admit it, I drank toilet water. It was only a sip! I was just thirsty. My son walked in on me slurping the pooper and he got furious! He said “This is my house dad and it’s my rules”, which is ironic because I use to say the same exact thing to my stuffed goat Sammy. The next day my son enrolled me into this old people’s home. I thought it was all done for me. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips! While I was playing bingo one day he came up to me and spoke with those overgrown lips. He said he could make everything better! He said that he was hosting this contest that if I won I could have a wish beyond my wildest dreams, and all I had to do was go into a fight to the death with 3 others on any vehicle of our choosing. How could I refuse?
I thought I’d use a truck for my vehicle. I have always dreamed about a small little truck or van. And that was when I saw it! A wonderful milk truck pulled up in front of this dumb place. Without no one watching me, I hoped in and I was ready…
Name: Robin Robinson
Vehicle Name: Big Shinny Car
My sister put me in here 3 years ago….when I was 4! I liked reading. It was one of my favorite pastimes when I was smaller because I was slightly smarter than everyone else. My sister always called me a dork and a nerd for reading my books and having huge thick glasses. That’s when she got this idea to send me in this place, and lock me in the closet. The old people feed me once a month but that’s all they could do. Their soft and brittle hands don’t have the ability to open doors so they only could fit small things into the bottom crack. I hadn’t seen light for 3 years. I was breaking apart. That is, until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. I giggled at his face. He was really funny looking but either way he came into that retirement home that faithful day and opened my door. While I was rejoicing happily he started telling me about this contest that if I won I could wish for anything I wanted and all I needed was a vehicle. This was the perfect time for me to get my revenge with my sister and lock her in the pits of an old stinking closet for 3 years! How could I refuse?
I started looking for a car right away. I didn’t walk to far before I saw a shinny corvette right in front of me! I’m so lucky! I now knew I was ready….
Name: Virgil Azulamile
Vehicle: Old Rella
I like pie. But I don’t like being cooped up in this retired people that are old home. My wife put me in here because she said I was too much for her. I am too much for any lady though. These wrinkles and nose hairs rack in the ladies by the dozen. I like pie. But I don’t like how this place makes me feel inside my wee little heart. I felt like that, until he came.
His name was Billy Bob Joe Haggen, and he had big pulsing soars on his face. And he delivered the pizza! Oh that made me feel so much better, but what really made my day was when Calipso came! He said he was making a tiny weenie contest to the death that I needed a V-hicle for. He said if I won I would get to wish for anything I wanted! How can I blow bubbles? And how could I refuse?
I didn’t need to find a car or plane or nothing! I already had my vehicle since I was born and I have had it since. My tricycle! I hoped on it and I put on my year 2000 wacky sunglasses(I loved that year) and I was off…
Name: Sfone Simmons
Vehicle Name: FinalFantasyFanatic
I’m old. I need vitamins every day and I need to have someone give them to me! My friend FFF is my only friend here. We are so lonely! I just want to have a life time partner by my side everyday(female by the way). We try flirting in the senior citizen punch bowl sculpting classes, but everyone there isn’t our type! We need love and we need it now! We thought we were going to be alone forever until he came.
His name was Calipso, and he had really big lips. He said he could give us both someone to be with if we won a contest to the death on vehicles!
We had heard enough right there and then. No more talking, more action. We don’t need a vehicle! I jumped onto FFF’s back and I was ready for action…
The Battle Begins
All four contestants are brought to a dirty wasteland currently known as New York City. Their cars, vans, tricycles, and friend were equipped with high tech rocket launchers and machine guns. Let the battle commence!
*On the busy streets of New York City*
All four fighters face off standing next to their vehicles waiting for the starting bell to ring. After a brief second it begins to boom all over the streets and Kyle jumps into his milk truck, Mr. Azulamile jumps on his tricycle, and Sfone jumps on FinalFantasyFanatic. Robin reaches for her door but she can’t grasp onto the handle! After a while she takes off her specs and figures out that she had chosen a HotWheels car! Her huge thick glasses had magnified the appearance of it and made it look bigger!
Kyle runs over Robin quickly, killing her instantly. Sfone then starts kicking at FFF to start running until he notices that the people that but the weapons on him jammed a rocket launcher into his skull! Sfone screams in an old man’s voice and starts to run away from Kyle who has made him his new target!
Mr. Azulamile is simply riding about with a smile looking to find if he finds a penny on the floor. He then presses a foreign button curiously that fires a huge heat-seeking missile at Sfone Simmons!
Kyle halts his truck in hopes of not staying to close to the close to dead Sfone, when suddenly he gets an idea. He picks up some milk bottles and starts hurtling them at Sfone making this a mighty unfair match.
In an attempt to get away from the missile Sfone runs into the back of Kyle’s milk truck but surprisingly the missile follows him inside causing both Kyle and Sfone to explode in a very comical (yet sad) fashion while Mr. Azulamile still rides aimlessly around.
“I did it”
*Sfone jumps up and dances*
“I finally found a penny! Woooh!”
*Calipso the big lipped man walks over to the deranged man*
“You have done it. You have won the Twisted Plastic Competition! Tell me your wish and it will be granted”
“I wish for…..I wish for……Darn! I wish I knew what I should wish for!”
“ You want to wish for a pizza/pie combo”
“YeY, I wish for that then”
“Why you can’t kind sir. You already wished for knowing what you wanted to wish for so too bad dummy!”
*Calipso runs off yelling and kissing everyone he passes by*
“At least I have my penny with me now……..LOOK! A guy with a rocket launcher through his head!”
*Mr. Azulamile pokes at FFF’s savaged head all night and all day with a grin on his face. He was finally happy with his penny in one hand and bloody fingers in another”
moral to this story: If you’re unhappy and nothing is going right, don’t worry, one day a guy with really big lips will scoop you up and brainwash you to kill some other people that you don’t know. Then you will be joyfull…
END
Drunk