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Here's a predicament: while staying at home in Essex for a week for Christmas, i have been out to Dukes in Chelmsford,(i met Jeffro from Shipwrecked: nice lad) and i have brought back a young lady...
At present she is asleep in the downstairs bedroom and i need to get rid of her before my parents wake up.
(The house rule is no sex. D'oh!)
If only i was sober, i might be able to think straight....
(P.S. She's very horny- my dad will be impressed, but my mum will throttle me)
Oh crap, i'm 21 now: i really shouldn't have brought her back.
These damn Essex girls: they're far too horny for their own good.
Thanks for listening.
(Do you think my parents would believe nothing happened between us?)
er.... no.
Christ i'm p****d.
At present she is asleep in the downstairs bedroom and i need to get rid of her before my parents wake up.
(The house rule is no sex. D'oh!)
If only i was sober, i might be able to think straight....
(P.S. She's very horny- my dad will be impressed, but my mum will throttle me)
Oh crap, i'm 21 now: i really shouldn't have brought her back.
These damn Essex girls: they're far too horny for their own good.
Thanks for listening.
(Do you think my parents would believe nothing happened between us?)
er.... no.
Christ i'm p****d.
Predicametn: At present she is asleep in the downstairs bedroom and i need to get rid of her before my parents wake up. (The house rule is no sex. D'oh!)
Right, had I known sooner I could have got a train down in an an hour, come to your house and taken her away. All your problems would be solved - your parents would never know about her and you would never see her again! Then again, you said she's hot. I'm 16 and I've had my fair share of delights - I would have returned her to your doorstep in 2 weeks!
When it comes to me bringing chicks home - I hope that my dad eggs me on. My parents are divorced - so it will be easier, but my damn siblings will have to be kept out of the way. Or, I could take her to a dark area and have sex there. Oh what dirty thoughs us strapping lads have eh?
Right, had I known sooner I could have got a train down in an an hour, come to your house and taken her away. All your problems would be solved - your parents would never know about her and you would never see her again! Then again, you said she's hot. I'm 16 and I've had my fair share of delights - I would have returned her to your doorstep in 2 weeks!
When it comes to me bringing chicks home - I hope that my dad eggs me on. My parents are divorced - so it will be easier, but my damn siblings will have to be kept out of the way. Or, I could take her to a dark area and have sex there. Oh what dirty thoughs us strapping lads have eh?
umm. Ok this was yesterday like. Ah well.
Goatboy wrote:
> Young lady downstairs, parents asleep.
And you run up and post on the Net?
Heh, exactly my thought.
I say, you go downstairs. And, pick her up/wake her. Take her outside into your garage and have sex there. Or, outside. Or just chuck her out.
Or just go to sleep and say "What?! Dad brought her in!"
Then quietly leave. :-)
> Young lady downstairs, parents asleep.
And you run up and post on the Net?
Heh, exactly my thought.
I say, you go downstairs. And, pick her up/wake her. Take her outside into your garage and have sex there. Or, outside. Or just chuck her out.
Or just go to sleep and say "What?! Dad brought her in!"
Then quietly leave. :-)
SnoopDoggyDan wrote:
> I can't believe i wrote this last night...
Sorry.
Q: What's the best way
> of avoiding getting a hangover?
A: Wake up in a morning still completely
> rendered.
Believe it or not, however drunk I get (oh, and I have been VERY drunk), I never get hungover! NEVER! Weird eh!
Just thought I'd say that and laugh at you!
Sonic
> I can't believe i wrote this last night...
Sorry.
Q: What's the best way
> of avoiding getting a hangover?
A: Wake up in a morning still completely
> rendered.
Believe it or not, however drunk I get (oh, and I have been VERY drunk), I never get hungover! NEVER! Weird eh!
Just thought I'd say that and laugh at you!
Sonic
Young lady downstairs, parents asleep.
And you run up and post on the Net?
And you run up and post on the Net?
Ce la vie
Lol :D
Surely you can hide her somewhere or somthin? maybe not...
Surely you can hide her somewhere or somthin? maybe not...
Here's a predicament: while staying at home in Essex for a week for Christmas, i have been out to Dukes in Chelmsford,(i met Jeffro from Shipwrecked: nice lad) and i have brought back a young lady...
At present she is asleep in the downstairs bedroom and i need to get rid of her before my parents wake up.
(The house rule is no sex. D'oh!)
If only i was sober, i might be able to think straight....
(P.S. She's very horny- my dad will be impressed, but my mum will throttle me)
Oh crap, i'm 21 now: i really shouldn't have brought her back.
These damn Essex girls: they're far too horny for their own good.
Thanks for listening.
(Do you think my parents would believe nothing happened between us?)
er.... no.
Christ i'm p****d.
At present she is asleep in the downstairs bedroom and i need to get rid of her before my parents wake up.
(The house rule is no sex. D'oh!)
If only i was sober, i might be able to think straight....
(P.S. She's very horny- my dad will be impressed, but my mum will throttle me)
Oh crap, i'm 21 now: i really shouldn't have brought her back.
These damn Essex girls: they're far too horny for their own good.
Thanks for listening.
(Do you think my parents would believe nothing happened between us?)
er.... no.
Christ i'm p****d.