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Dear Special Reserve,
The other forums besides FOG chat disappeared yesterday for a substantial length of time, this is NOT acceptable because like everyone else I pay absolutely nothing to the website and expect to be given top notch service at every opportunity I get - that is your sole purpose of your existence.
Sometimes when I refresh the page, html coding shows up which really annoys me and makes my eyes burn because I have a rash, if you don’t sort this out I will hack you and my cousin who is in prison will nick your car when he breaks out next Thursday. So what if millions of people press refresh on the site each week and html going funny sometimes is absolutely inevitable, I will not stand for it. Sort it out or I will hack you and upload rude pictures onto your website and change the title to “Special Reserve are gay!”
The GAD 3 hasn’t been updated for ages and I want to get my free game because I copied 31 walkthroughs of Resident Evil Zero on Saturday and so I deserve a game. Actually I deserve two so give me them now or my Dad will kill you and steal your kidneys. Anyway, how come I didn’t win GAD 1 on the 8th of this month? Instead of me, some idiot lesbian called Monkey_With_Attitude won it for something about females. I mean, come on, my fan boy epic was SO much more gooder than that! I know gooder isn’t even a word but I can make it a word because my Dad writes dictionaries and he is really rich and buys me lots of fun stuff so ha.
What with not letting me win the notable election? I was like 4 votes behind one of the best writers and funniest guys on the forums and I should SO have won. If you had votes for me Tony and Snuggly I would have been closer. Also you should have let me sign up with newbie accounts and vote myself 16 times too because I deserve it more than anyone because I am in So Solid Crew and I can get you shot.
Why did I get Resident Evil Zero on the release date delivered to my doorstep for absolutely nothing, that is so stupid! I expected to get the game before the release date and before PAL release so all my mates would think I was really cool and they would stop teasing my about my ginger ponytail. I earned that game by writing a review and stealing bits from various websites because I know how to copy/paste because I got teached it in IT by my teacher. I know teached isn’t a real word but it will be soon because my dad is the Prime Minister of Angola and has lots of power and stuff.
I hate it when people keep telling me not to txt talk. If I want to then I will because this is just like one of those msn chat rooms only you don’t get the bots linking you to porn websites every 8 minutes and you get free games if you are cool like I am. Anyway txt talk is an art form because my Dad is a curator of a museum and they are doing a display on it next month and also I get in the museum for free because I am hard.
What is the deal with the extra gameaday’s? Make us a banner, why because you can’t do it yourself and you are well thick! I am well good at banners because my Dad is a professional Webmaster and has an online design company but mine didn’t win because Special Reserve don’t like me because I am too good. So what if the staffies spend more time on computer than Bill Gates, they are so rubbish they are worse than toast falling butter-side down into a puddle. The other extra GAD, taking a picture of the SR mag in a cool place, why because you are so rubbish you aren’t even famous! Despite you been one of Britain’s biggest retail distributors of high quality goods and low, low prices, you suck!
I just looked at the SR magazine, why are you selling a Gamecube, RGB cable, memory card and a game of the consumer’s choice at a dirt-cheap price? Your marketing executives must be so dumb and your accountants must be monkeys in really silly hats. My Dad has his own mail order business and he is so successful he has his own helicopter and a yacht and he let me sail the yacht one time because I am hard and I did a drive-by shooting on a man in a dingy.
Yours Sincerely
Kyz22
P.S. I was been sarcastic :-)
The other forums besides FOG chat disappeared yesterday for a substantial length of time, this is NOT acceptable because like everyone else I pay absolutely nothing to the website and expect to be given top notch service at every opportunity I get - that is your sole purpose of your existence.
Sometimes when I refresh the page, html coding shows up which really annoys me and makes my eyes burn because I have a rash, if you don’t sort this out I will hack you and my cousin who is in prison will nick your car when he breaks out next Thursday. So what if millions of people press refresh on the site each week and html going funny sometimes is absolutely inevitable, I will not stand for it. Sort it out or I will hack you and upload rude pictures onto your website and change the title to “Special Reserve are gay!”
The GAD 3 hasn’t been updated for ages and I want to get my free game because I copied 31 walkthroughs of Resident Evil Zero on Saturday and so I deserve a game. Actually I deserve two so give me them now or my Dad will kill you and steal your kidneys. Anyway, how come I didn’t win GAD 1 on the 8th of this month? Instead of me, some idiot lesbian called Monkey_With_Attitude won it for something about females. I mean, come on, my fan boy epic was SO much more gooder than that! I know gooder isn’t even a word but I can make it a word because my Dad writes dictionaries and he is really rich and buys me lots of fun stuff so ha.
What with not letting me win the notable election? I was like 4 votes behind one of the best writers and funniest guys on the forums and I should SO have won. If you had votes for me Tony and Snuggly I would have been closer. Also you should have let me sign up with newbie accounts and vote myself 16 times too because I deserve it more than anyone because I am in So Solid Crew and I can get you shot.
Why did I get Resident Evil Zero on the release date delivered to my doorstep for absolutely nothing, that is so stupid! I expected to get the game before the release date and before PAL release so all my mates would think I was really cool and they would stop teasing my about my ginger ponytail. I earned that game by writing a review and stealing bits from various websites because I know how to copy/paste because I got teached it in IT by my teacher. I know teached isn’t a real word but it will be soon because my dad is the Prime Minister of Angola and has lots of power and stuff.
I hate it when people keep telling me not to txt talk. If I want to then I will because this is just like one of those msn chat rooms only you don’t get the bots linking you to porn websites every 8 minutes and you get free games if you are cool like I am. Anyway txt talk is an art form because my Dad is a curator of a museum and they are doing a display on it next month and also I get in the museum for free because I am hard.
What is the deal with the extra gameaday’s? Make us a banner, why because you can’t do it yourself and you are well thick! I am well good at banners because my Dad is a professional Webmaster and has an online design company but mine didn’t win because Special Reserve don’t like me because I am too good. So what if the staffies spend more time on computer than Bill Gates, they are so rubbish they are worse than toast falling butter-side down into a puddle. The other extra GAD, taking a picture of the SR mag in a cool place, why because you are so rubbish you aren’t even famous! Despite you been one of Britain’s biggest retail distributors of high quality goods and low, low prices, you suck!
I just looked at the SR magazine, why are you selling a Gamecube, RGB cable, memory card and a game of the consumer’s choice at a dirt-cheap price? Your marketing executives must be so dumb and your accountants must be monkeys in really silly hats. My Dad has his own mail order business and he is so successful he has his own helicopter and a yacht and he let me sail the yacht one time because I am hard and I did a drive-by shooting on a man in a dingy.
Yours Sincerely
Kyz22
P.S. I was been sarcastic :-)
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phi11ip wrote:
> Everyone thinks about me...
*Thinks about phi11ip*
*Blushes*
> Everyone thinks about me...
*Thinks about phi11ip*
*Blushes*
Everytime I read it, it becomes even more similar to mine!
Hmm. Yes. Well.
Good post I suppose.
:)
Good post I suppose.
:)
lol, good post.
were you really being sarcastic?
were you really being sarcastic?
idlewild wrote:
> phi1's
Very good!
I still hate you though for some reason for which I don't know...
> phi1's
Very good!
I still hate you though for some reason for which I don't know...
lol, i was just reading through your latest GAD win, and I was trying to think where I had read your posts before, then it clicked, etc, etc.
I think about you constantly.
Also, good post, but phi1's was better, I think
Also, good post, but phi1's was better, I think
Sfone wrote:
> funny though i was just thinking about that topic for some odd reason
You were thinking about me actually!
Everyone thinks about me...
> funny though i was just thinking about that topic for some odd reason
You were thinking about me actually!
Everyone thinks about me...
El Blokey wrote:
> Been done before.
I believe it was phi11ip's 'why don't i win GAD?' topic, funny though i was just thinking about that topic for some odd reason
> Been done before.
I believe it was phi11ip's 'why don't i win GAD?' topic, funny though i was just thinking about that topic for some odd reason
Hehe nice one.
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