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"Dirty games"

Such classics as Love Larry go down very well in the gaming industry. I feel a "sex-sim" for under 18s only of course should be considered for the up and "Coming" generation consoles. What is better than trying to get in bed with a computer simulated character, hmm? (well the real thing) But I have a unique idea.
1. First of all, I would make sure you have to say the right things to the character, for them to go commando. At the top of the screen there will be a Horny-meter, this goes up and down on your actions chosen. Either comment on how good her hair looks, or burp in her face, the choice is yours.
2. After succesfully charmed her in the french restaurant, order a Cab back to your love palace, I hope you hired a cleaner, or the horny-meter will plumet. You could then ask her straight out if the meter is high, or carry on using charm techniques such as your red wine, and charity contributions to "Save the whales."
3. I feel this game should be made by Konami because they made International track and field. By pressing the buttons as fast as you can, you will go up and down making a higher "Love score." Using unusual positions will create bonus points. Please keep this game in mind, and remember, its only a bit of fun!

Dringo wrote:
> Shanks is right but wouldn't the meter idea be good as a Conker
> other bad day mini game.

Shouldn't this be in game ideas

It's an old post.

There wasn't a Game Ideas forum back in September.

Please engage brain before fingers in future, if possible.

Have to admit, the title "Theres Something In Mary" had me laughing for awhile ;-))

Roden wrote:
> lol, cool idea, but i dont think it will ever happen

why don't you make one yourselves, or send the idea to RARE or some other famous game production business?
+ is the 'erotic witch project' like 'shaving private ryan'?

savatt1668 wrote:
> Don't lie you perv ;-))

Tell the truth, your the one whos put
> that Blair witch porn dvd at the top of the chart ;-))


lol... SHHH!... I love that DVD so much.. I keep it on repeat play... all day every day... I wear out 5+ copies every day, so I tend to order a new copy every half hour


:-)

Shanks is right but wouldn't the meter idea be good as a Conker other bad day mini game.

Shouldn't this be in game ideas

Don't lie you perv ;-))

Tell the truth, your the one whos put that Blair witch porn dvd at the top of the chart ;-))

Theyve already made a series of these titles...

Years ago now...

You can pick them up from retro games, Underdog type sites...

(not that I would know about these sorts of things of course :) )

for some reason i cant picture this game idea ever being realesed.

But a while back Bits had a sex, drugs and violence special where it showed plenty of those types of games.

Don't they have similar things to this on PC ? I think they contain Anime (Manga) style characters though.

pop - this game could star Buffy.