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GAD Entry Form #102: Games Console Topics – General

Title: {enter witty title, usually based on innuendo or a play on words}
1. PS2 in the bush better than one in the hand?
2. Are you GameCube?
3. Rated X-Box
4. They put the play in Playstation
5. Cubist Society
6. X Marks the Box

First Paragraph:
{Description of the topic in brief. Witty first line picked from the following:}
1. The Xbox isn’t out yet, but just like Micheal Barrymore it won’t be that long before it is, and there are some veritable treats in store for us when we sample it’s delights.
2. Bill Gates might be a contender for Nerd of the year, but the X-box is so hot that the games stores are putting it on the top shelf in case it corrupts the kids.
3. The GameCube is anything less than square. With a feast of features and cute as can be, it looks more adorable than {insert latest film star girl/bloke}
4. Nintendo. Makers of all things that begin in Poke and now designers of the worlds most cubed console. Be warned, the games you will soon see are dangerous to your health.
5. Sony sales are stronger than Mohamed Ali in his prime and more showy than a WWF wrestler, so how can they improve on their excellent success? I’ll tell you…
6. P.S.2. – Just three little letters, but they mean so much to the games industry, they might as well be S.E.X.

Argument In Aid Of Console:
{Here you should write something that cannot stand up against logic, but will get the troops rallying behind you and the opposition going red in the face}

Middle Bit:
{The list of games releases, mostly to show off your knowledge, rather than backing up your argument. You should always include a short description of the game, using the words: Excellent Sound, Ground Breaking Graphics, First Time Ever, Amazing AI, Never Seen Before Moves or The Ultimate Game Ever.}

{This should be followed by made up sales figures and an example of the company’s good will to all gamers and general niceness to the planet. Don’t forget that the more you insult other consoles, the more replies you will get.}

Conclusion:
{This should basically encompass all you have said so far and then add some extra punchlines for good measure. Some examples are shown below}
1. So will Sony rule the world? No! They already do!
2. Playstation 2: Not just the 3rd Place, but the 1st and the 2nd as well…
3. X-Box has the power to squash all the others underfoot like a giant console shaped green and black Godzilla.
4. X stands for Xcellent – All other consoles beware!
5. The Gamecube is more than just A games machine, it’s THE games machine.
6. It’s from Nintendo, what more do I need to say?

Ohhh....

...uses this template..

Or post some crap about console deathmatch characters or rant about how rubbish mainstream Hollywood is.

Hey,works for me.

pb wrote:

1.The Xbox isn’t out yet, but just like Micheal Barrymore it
won’t be that long before it is, and there are some veritable treats in store for us when we sample it’s delights.

5.Sony sales are stronger than Mohamed Ali in his prime and more showy than a WWF wrestler, so how can they improve on their excellent success? I’ll tellyou…

6.P.S.2. – Just three little letters, but they mean so much to the games industry, they might as well be S.E.X.


One word - Beautiful.

Very cool...

Now all the n00bies can spam with less effort!

Well done Pb

Sonic ;)

Great, another template. I see them every day in Office, and now on the forums.

PS. neat idea.

How the hell do you expect people to win GAD's using your form when you post this sort of competition!

;-)

Hmm... let me see...

I know!

Cubist Society
Nintendo. Makers of all things that begin in Poke and now designers of the worlds most cubed console.
Be warned, the games you will soon see are dangerous to your health.

Ah, right. I have to improvise here...
Defy logic and make them go red in the face...

I know! The ermm, GAYstation Poo sucks with sequels and errm, the Xbox won't fit in my house and if it did it wouldn't work.

And... let's see... NINTENDO RuLeZ!

The middle...

Lets see...
More improvisation?

Ok...

Zelda rules, Mario kicks backside, Perfect Dark will be ace... (insult console for more replies? Right!), looks better than the Gaystation big pixels and the stupid oversized Xbox...

Sales Figures... right!

The Gamecube's US launch outdid both the PS2 and Xbox! Ha!

(Oh, you said make them up??) Ok, I mean ermm... the Cool Cube sold 10 times that of the Gaystation and Xbox hahahahahahahahahaha!

Conclusion: (multiple choice again! Wehey!)

1. So will Sony rule the world? No! They already do!

No wait...

Second line:



"I see what you're getting at, but do you honestly believe is really true? I mean, yeah, but
To end:



On a non-entry form note... excellent. :0) The last few weeks has been dominated with crap that follows this precisly. Wish people would bother to not bother writing topics unless they really feel they need to.

Thanks Pb, that's cheered me up.

Reply Entry Form to Obvious GAD Attempt #102

First line:

"Well done , topic man!"

GAD Entry Form #102: Games Console Topics – General

Title: {enter witty title, usually based on innuendo or a play on words}
1. PS2 in the bush better than one in the hand?
2. Are you GameCube?
3. Rated X-Box
4. They put the play in Playstation
5. Cubist Society
6. X Marks the Box

First Paragraph:
{Description of the topic in brief. Witty first line picked from the following:}
1. The Xbox isn’t out yet, but just like Micheal Barrymore it won’t be that long before it is, and there are some veritable treats in store for us when we sample it’s delights.
2. Bill Gates might be a contender for Nerd of the year, but the X-box is so hot that the games stores are putting it on the top shelf in case it corrupts the kids.
3. The GameCube is anything less than square. With a feast of features and cute as can be, it looks more adorable than {insert latest film star girl/bloke}
4. Nintendo. Makers of all things that begin in Poke and now designers of the worlds most cubed console. Be warned, the games you will soon see are dangerous to your health.
5. Sony sales are stronger than Mohamed Ali in his prime and more showy than a WWF wrestler, so how can they improve on their excellent success? I’ll tell you…
6. P.S.2. – Just three little letters, but they mean so much to the games industry, they might as well be S.E.X.

Argument In Aid Of Console:
{Here you should write something that cannot stand up against logic, but will get the troops rallying behind you and the opposition going red in the face}

Middle Bit:
{The list of games releases, mostly to show off your knowledge, rather than backing up your argument. You should always include a short description of the game, using the words: Excellent Sound, Ground Breaking Graphics, First Time Ever, Amazing AI, Never Seen Before Moves or The Ultimate Game Ever.}

{This should be followed by made up sales figures and an example of the company’s good will to all gamers and general niceness to the planet. Don’t forget that the more you insult other consoles, the more replies you will get.}

Conclusion:
{This should basically encompass all you have said so far and then add some extra punchlines for good measure. Some examples are shown below}
1. So will Sony rule the world? No! They already do!
2. Playstation 2: Not just the 3rd Place, but the 1st and the 2nd as well…
3. X-Box has the power to squash all the others underfoot like a giant console shaped green and black Godzilla.
4. X stands for Xcellent – All other consoles beware!
5. The Gamecube is more than just A games machine, it’s THE games machine.
6. It’s from Nintendo, what more do I need to say?