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Welcome to the CCJRU (Cheesy Christmas Jokes R Us)
Here's the first one:
Q. What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
:-)
MWA
Here's the first one:
Q. What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
:-)
MWA
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Cack joke 1:
Q. why does santa have a big sack?
A. Because he only comes once a year.
Cack joke 2: Remeber a dog isn't just for Christmas, if your lucky there'll be enough left over for boxing day.
I'll get my coat
Q. why does santa have a big sack?
A. Because he only comes once a year.
Cack joke 2: Remeber a dog isn't just for Christmas, if your lucky there'll be enough left over for boxing day.
I'll get my coat
Not a christmas joke but came out of a christmas cracker:
Q. How can you tell milk is fast?
A. Because it it pasturized before you see it
Q. Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
A. Because trains run over sleeps
:|
Q. How can you tell milk is fast?
A. Because it it pasturized before you see it
Q. Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
A. Because trains run over sleeps
:|
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> What goes ho ho plop, ho ho plop?
Father Christmas
> laughing his head off
Now that is cheesy.....
I got that out of a christmas joke but, that I had when I was just a small boy. Its amazing what is published these days.
> CDouch wrote:
> What goes ho ho plop, ho ho plop?
Father Christmas
> laughing his head off
Now that is cheesy.....
I got that out of a christmas joke but, that I had when I was just a small boy. Its amazing what is published these days.
½pint wrote:
chizu ga suki desu!
???What???? Japanese?????
chizu ga suki desu!
???What???? Japanese?????
Mrs Claus lookes out of the window and says, "Looks like snow."
And Santa Claus replies, "No, it's rain dear."
And Santa Claus replies, "No, it's rain dear."
I like cheese.
and bacon.
chizu ga suki desu!
and bacon.
chizu ga suki desu!
Q.What did the reindeer say to Santa?
A.I Like Cheese........
(thaqts not meant to be funny incase you were wondering)
A.I Like Cheese........
(thaqts not meant to be funny incase you were wondering)
What do you call a reindeer with a number on its tail?
Reg
Reg
What game do six reindeer play in the back of a mini?
Squash
Squash
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